Turd Rocket Reviews: Dead Space

[Dan666fromhell]

ive got 1000 gamerscore for this game fudging love it . hope theres somehow a second one :O

[ravenshield56]

there will be either in december 09 or sometime 10

[ocelot09]

Nice review. Dead Space is one of my favorite games.

Uh, stupid question, but you had the song from the DS Launch trailer in the credits. Are all of those guys mentioned after music responisble for that song?

[iamturdrocket87]

Yes. The song is by a group from Iceland called Sigur Ros. It is featured on their album '()' but also released as 'Untitled' in North America. The song is track 7 on the album, called 'Untitled 7' in the NorthAm version. Their music is usually in Icelandic but 'Untitled' was composed in an imaginary language taken from Icelandic folklore. Thanx for watching by the way.

[ocelot09]

Yeah, no problem. I've watched your DS, Force Unleashed and SCIV reviews so far and they're really well done. And thanks for the help with the song/group.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx for the compliments. I've done about 30 reviews total. Some of the older ones are less refined than my newer stuff. Working on reviews for Gears of War 2, Call of Duty: World at War, Left 4 Dead and Mirror's Edge. Gears of War 2 is taking me forever.

[FredtheKlayDude]

this looks kick ass, i must try to buy this game, thanks for the review! =}

[CrystalCaliber]

ooooo.... the beggining sent chills down my spine. i can already tell this game is gonna make my legs shake from the adrenaline. mmmm, i'm going to eat this up. thanks for this turd, i'll definitely buy it now.

[ZmajSnoshaj]

Excellent production... you put some time into this bro...

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx, I actually spent more time on this one than I usually do because my computer screwed it up like three times before I finally fixed the problem with this final version. Technology seems to hate me.

[fifbiff]

you suck at reviewing game

[iamturdrocket87]

Your mom sucks too, but she's good at it. XP

[MA15plusLegendBogg]

haha fifbiff got served!

[iamturdrocket87]

It was just a joke. He's actually one of my friends. We always act like we hate each other though.

[MA15plusLegendBogg]

ahhh... I can see clearly now. :P

[iamturdrocket87]

Yeah. He's a fag.

[GAMEFREAK062594]

wow ur awesome at reviews u should work for gameinformer or something. i cant wait till xmas ive been a huge fan of this game for over a year and sadly ive only been able to play the demo :(

[iamturdrocket87]

That sux dude. Hopefully you'll get it for Christmas, it's pretty twisted.

[GAMEFREAK062594]

i no ive been waiting so long for it. its a good thing im asking for a lot of other amazing games so i wont beat it in a couple days lol

[iamturdrocket87]

Sweet dude. I'm sure you'll get something nice.

[MA15plusLegendBogg]

Once again TurdRocket, you dish out another great review. Cannot wait for a GOW2 review!

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx dude. If my hard drive didn't suck so much ass I'd have had all three finished by now.

[wawern]

Great review! :)

[Gooshnads]

ahhh another great review its great how u account for the small and minor things they do like trying to solve puzzles and kill and manage isaac hiimself

hehe did u ever use the flamethrower in a vacuum? haha i tried to....

and i failed and died haha

[jaca39]

Nice review, il give that game a try.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx. Glad I could help.

[Carbonman27]

7:27 to 7:42 .....O_O I just sharted.

[Gooshnads]

theres crazier deaths =P

one of them is a small head that drills into your spine after ripping it out and replacing your head with itself

[iamturdrocket87]

Dude! That one happened to me too. That was wicked :D

[Gooshnads]

haha i never really died in the game =/ but one of the deaths i saw in videos was that one and i decided to try it for myself =P

and damn did that flamethrower thing ever happen to you? its so stupid lol

i buy the flamethrower, dont use it, go back and try to upgrade it and i end up trying to use it in a vacuum, of course nothing can burn in a vacuum since theres no air and i got screwed over =P

its a nice touch they put in

the whole vacuum in space thing... beautifully done

[iamturdrocket87]

Totally agree.

[ANewFlame]

I KNOW RIGHT?

Was all that even necessary?

Overkill out the ass.

[iamturdrocket87]

Yeah, that's one of the most satisfying things about the game: just dying.

[iamturdrocket87]

There's some pretty twisted deaths to be sure. I just couldn't think of how to end the review and I was like "What better than death?" Especially these kinds of deaths.