Sollux on sopor slime

[MintCherrySodaPop]

They make me sad because they are so nubby, but everyone elses are carrots :'(

[kerorofan100]

0:33 best honk ever

[bloodsnow13th]

MoThEr FuCkIn' MiRaClEs

[Kenzielink]

. . . Ii wa2nt THAT bad. . . Wa2 ii?

[nintendstar128]

3:18

Karkat: SOLLUX. HOW MANY CUPCAKES DID YOU EAT?

Sollux: Gue22.

[nintendstar128]

2:46

Sollux isn't as good at Shooshpap as Karkat...

[Catloverme]

Hahahahahahahahahaha you just made my day so funny *wipes away tear from laughing too hard*

[HPlovinGleek888]

omg! i fucking love you!

[sjk246]

2hhh iit2 ok iitll be our 2ecret, p22t gamzee karkat 2teal2 hand2!!!

[secretsinad1]

A Friend of mine keeps imitating this video, she knows it by heart, xD

[DaysEverlasting]

....I l..

I love you and this so much more now

[alabamalanche]

Oh man you just combined the best of the trolls to make one of the funniest videos ever XD!

[Fangirl967]

You took all my three favorite guy trolls, and made them do the greatest thing on all of Alternia. I love you. <3

[shebug2]

X'D DEAR BABY BEJEGUS!!! THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING I HAVE WATCHED ALL WEEK. I love you long tiem, nao!

[devdaye]

aww thats soo uncool sollux and karkat can have cupcakes and not mee! ...wait ...nevermind i dont want none =7=

[hitsubakatoushirou]

I had my headphones on during the screaming and the snoring.....

T^T MY POOR EARS

[Breakingmoon1]

my eyebrow2 arent even on my face c8

[Key2MyHeartless]

OH MY GOG I LOVE YOU FOR VOICING THIS!

Your sollux, gam, and kk are amazing!

[Questions4Nepeta]

:33< Some pawdy! :33< Get sollux sober!!!

[dayday554466]

Kk

What

Kk

WHAT.

And so it begins

[TommittajaFIN]

oh my god this is the greatest video i have ever seen.

ohmygod.

[AlphaHowler]

i love you man....this made my night.....i will never look at carrot2 the same again

[FireMoonFunniez]

2:46 Sollux: 2hoooooo2222hhhhhh, pap

[DeathlySyndrome]

SOLLUX'S VOICE IS NOW MY CANNON!

[DropThatBass5567]

Karkat's face when Sollux is molesting him on the face was hilarious X)

[CookieDamage13x]

tthat was amazing O.O

[GOTHBLACK001]

my eyebrow2 arent even on my face. XD

HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSOOOOLLLLUUUUUXXX

they are 2o nubby... liike....liike a hot dog

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

[TheViv2001]

plus gamzee and sollux's screaming was funny

[TheViv2001]

1:58 lol!!!!!

[DemigodsRule1999]

I lost it at the stealing hands part xD

[xXemocloudXx13]

2222222hhhhhhh it's okaaaay you don't have two tell me, it'll be our 2ecret........

carrooooot2 ~~~~

gaaaaawd X'D 2ollux on pie and faygo is fuckin hilarious :'DD

[silverheart61]

*STEALS EVERYONE'S HANDS*

[ThePyroDownTheStreet]

you, my friiend kick all the a22. ALL OF IIT!

[dragongirl1501]

I can't get over how much face-squishing there is. XD

[TomnselAllan]

I fuckin' lost it at the screaming.

[Kitsune1Chan]

AHAHA XD I lost it at 'caaaaaaarrrooott222222'

Oh my goodness, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[MsSydBunny]

ii have never been 2o proud to have 2ollux as my patron troll (':

[TerroristiZura]

That's one awesome dub, man. good job. :D

[xXMyGodComplexXx]

... You are the single greatest person to have ever walked the earth.

[CMDmusic]

@xXMyGodComplexXx You have now idea how happy this comment makes me :D

[disturbedkira]

I totally wasn't screaming like Sollux and Karkat in public. Nope.

[Delexia07]

*on sopor pie* AH! AH! AH! WHERE'S MY THUMB?! WHERE IS MY THUMB?! *thumb pops out from under my fist* OH THANK GOG! O-O

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

heheheh sollux is cute when hes high off his ass XD

[fionatheotaku]

LMAO

[Mainstreamjoker]

most...obnoxiious...2noring..e­ver.

[polarpanda2349826]

so f***ing funny especally "my eyebrows are not even on my face" epic

caaaaaaarrrooottt22222222222!!­!

[animeprncez]

Sollux is sooo effing cute!!!

[adkpixie]

caroooooooooootttttt2222222222­22222zzzzzzzzzzzzz hehe

[emootaku7363]

Karkat's face=ಠ_ಠ

[16blacknight]

omg this is so awsome faving to the max.

[dewatdawn1]

@3@ SOLLUXxxx.... ZZZZZZZZ

[PyroWolfofEarth]

I love the voice that you do for Gamzee. It's not my headcanon, but I love how deep it is. Hehe~

[MsTangletail]

Link to comic?

[Hanyuudesu]

Headcanon Sollux voice. Abso-fucking-lutely.

This is quality, good sir.

[WiCKeD22122]

Caaarrrrroooooottttttsss

[NickVsTobin]

This is way better than any of the Julian Smith videos.

[ShadesofRainbows]

Back for my daily dose

[YondaMoegi]

I watch this video everyday....

[SolluxNyanCat15]

KK your horn2 make me 2ad becau2e their liike liittle nub2 and everyone el2e2 are carrot2........carrot2........­ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[pandemoniumpanic]

TTTHHHHHH

I really like your Sollux voice. c:

[Venicexvee]

i can see karkat's stress tumor growing now...

[adkpixie]

HOW DO I AIR WHAT IS BREEAATH!!!!!???

[cuttiepooh1]

Oh geebus this is hilarious xD

[YondaMoegi]

pffft xD oh my god...

[mustkillkittys]

It's supposed to be 'gog' not 'god'

[CMDmusic]

@mustkillkittys This I know. I didn't write the comic, just voiced it. So, I said what I saw. But yes, I know it's gog.

[CMDmusic]

@mustkillkittys Also, for your information, Karkat DOES indeed say "god" rather than "gog" at points. Proof? Read "Karkat: Answer."

[mustkillkittys]

@CMDmusic But yet he says Jegus? Doesn't seem legit.

[CMDmusic]

@mustkillkittys Trolls say a combination of both ways of saying these things, or so it seems.

It seems there's Gog, God, Jegus, and Jesus. Alll four can be used, although i can't quite remember a troll ever saying "Jesus" rather than "Jegus."

Also, I didn't actually write the comic, so don't act like I had anything to do with the combination of terms here. I know I said this last part earlier, but i just want to make it clear.

[grab2diick2]

@mustkillkittys I think he says "gog" once.

[bikizuzu]

Awesomeness. :) I don't care what version of this I hear, I still die laughing. My daughter and I go through the shoppes doing this routine...if we get shooshed, we just ask them if they want some cupcakes, hehe. ;)

[Beaudaddy15]

What can I say? Karkat's stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.

[jonnavdpas]

Oh fuck, I seem to have misplaced my shit somewhere while I was laughing my ass off at 4 AM....

That aside, though.... WHERE THE HELL CAN I BUY THOSE CUPCAKES!?

[trioxyz7]

If this comment gets 30 thumbs up i will go up to random people and say "Best friend. Best Friend. Best Friend. I made cupcakes!"

[loriicore]

Oh my god Sollux oh my god xDD

[Rainkatify]

SHHHH VIEWER WATCH OUT

KK'S GUNNA STEAL YOUR HANDS >:O

[zoezoewriter]

That's definitely something Gamzee would do...

[purpleplaty88]

Anyone know where you can purchase these cupcakes or orphan tears or orphan meat

[TheRainbowPonyLady]

This makes me proud to be a Sollux cosplayer.

[xXEmoInvaderMirXx]

Giive me 2ome cupcake2

[kodielise]

Sollux would so be me!

[loudspeakerist]

Challenge accepted , gamzee give me a cupcake.

[trioxyz7]

Ga2p

[minimaylie]

he's goin to steal your hands!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA D0:

[Venicexvee]

carrot22 TT,TT

[kahorinan]

"my eyebrow2 are not even on my face" XDDDD I loled so hard

[emootaku7363]

I need to try those motherfucken cupcakes

[SolinariXi]

Ii love thii2, 2:47-2:55 , 2:09-2:25. favoriite viideo of 2ollux

[trioxyz7]

3:43

[MiaGirlxoxo]

liike a hotdog..

[SilverAmphithere]

headcanonheadcanonheadcanon

[kckinsmcg]

CARROT2

[TheRawr1900]

This is perfect.

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

I loved it when Sollux tells Gamzee that Karkat steals hands, and Gamzee's all like "Oh ShIt"

like its something thats really serious

[adella911]

Can you make one for the other trolls?

This was so funny!

[sunsetlungs]

CAAAARRRROOOTTTHHHH2222...

[HitokiriShinzui]

Caaaaarrrooooottt222222!!!!!

[MrNikoStrider]

II need to tell you 2omething....

IIt's about your horn2....

Your horn2....

THEY MAKE ME 2O 2AD

Becau2se they are 2o nubby... liike... liike...

A hotdog and everyone else2 are carrots

CAAARRROOOOT22222.....

[ZimFanForLife]

Karkat'$ face through thi$ WHOLE video wa$ AMAZING!

[ayralynnd330]

where is the original audio for this?

[CMDmusic]

@ayralynnd330 Saw it on tumblr; a friend sent it to me a while back. I can't remember for the life of me where to find it though. Sorry.

[ayralynnd330]

@CMDmusic oh it's cool c: thanks anyways~ I already uploaded this to my iPod

[pinkagony13]

I lost it when they all began screaming.

[NinjaWolfofdA]

I'm like Sollux. CARROT22222. That is my new thing to do to people on Skype.

[VampireGirl67]

Gamzee:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA

Sollux:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA

Gamzee and Sollux: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

Karkat:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--­-

[Ookami9857]

Oh gosh I sounded just like this today. I had like 4 sgar cookis for breakfeast and then 9 when I got home from school. Lets just say I can't remeber half of today and I don't think I want to.

[adkpixie]

YEEEEEEETHHHHHH

[NinjaWolfofdA]

Okay, II'm going 2 another viideo and you better not 2teal my hand2 guy2

[bloodtearalchemist]

FUUUUUUUCK I'M DYING.

[95DragonKnight]

i love sollux at 1:52 in the back ground. XD favorite part.

[Pyrofreakie]

The only way this could have been any better is if you would have gotten Sollux's lisp :D

[CMDmusic]

@Pyrofreakie I did, actually. I don't think it recorded to well, though.

[CMDmusic]

@CMDmusic *too

[TheRandomamp]

The ending sweet Jesus.

With Karkat just giving Gamzee THE LOOK.

The look that says "you are forbidden to the couch for a month".

THAT look.

[ThaRcGod]

R I P Headphone users.

[hetaliadeathnote]

when they started screaming my dog gave me a "What the hell?" look.

[Allanauzumaki]

i was on another tab and when kk want BLUH i fliped out

[randompeterXD]

Karkat Headcannon o-o

[GermanKatNyaah]

CARROT22222......

[ArmandDenton]

Why has Octopimp not done this yet!?!

Quickly, someone alert him!



[starrystar33fan100]

WHATISBREATHING?!?!?!! XDDDDDDDD

[DaniPhantomhive]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN XD

[XxRoadXKamelotxX]

2ollux i love you

[MysteriousKnight244]

NEW HEADCANON.

A;LSKDFALOIKSDJF THIS IS AMAZING.

[DarkCloud372]

ive watched this so many times whenever i read the comics i read it in your voice

[vampirefreak127]

someone give me air! i cant breathe!!!!!! XD

[TheInfinitePower007]

How did I even get here?

"He's going to steal your hands!"

"AhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh!"

[TheTopaz13]

i walked up behind my friend and went best friend. best friend. best friend. 

[dysfunctionalangel1]

Hiiiiii Sooooluuuux

Hii karkat c:

[cannonboltroll]

hot dogs? karkat's horns actually remind me of jellybeans.

[cannonboltroll]

hot dogs? karkat's horns actually remind me of jellybeans.

[ChiisaiAngel]

0:38

You know if Gamzee has a face like that, some shit somewhere is gonna hit the whirling device. XD

[HeartofShadow26]

carrot222222222222222222222222­22...

[dysfunctionalangel1]

I mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoSt My ShIt!!

~HoNk :oD

[zteven3000]

Best Sollux voice.

[SalsaWoofy]

Carrotzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Missmyusername123]

I.. ICAN'TEVEN... WHATISTHIS...

[TheTsukiTamashi]

..Best sollux

ever

period

HEADCANNONHEADCANNONHEADCANNON­HEADCANNONHEADCANNON

[IIsUltimateFailurez]

IM SCREAMING. WHATS GOING ON.

[IIsUltimateFailurez]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH GOD ALL MY SHIT WAS LOST.

SOLLUX I FUCKIN LOVE YOU.

JEVBSODIHBWNSODLKJGVHBSD

[Secondream928]

@IIsUltimateFailurez love you two kk, ju2t dont 2teal anymore hand2 okay?

[KaryuBunny]

XD I laughed so hard. so hard. ;u;

[MurasakiHime4ever]

lost my shit at 2:21 ... just. lost. it. its gone. all the shit, all of it.

[inneedofskull]

stole your hands bro,

I STOLE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS

[r0ckURw0rld101]

like like like a hot dog :D

[gaaraneeds2lol]

HOW IS BREATHING.

[HeartofShadow26]

New headcanon.  FOR EVERYONE.

[screamogurlri]

i lost it at "my eyebrows are not even on my face."

:'D

[zverbeten]

i... am... so..... proud.... TO BE A GEMINI!!

[clara34351]

I want cupcake vision!

[Splashisacorn]

I MADE THIS FOR YOU

[Gigaman1245]

I love how Karkat is like

"What the fuck"

through the whole thing

[animelove125]

I love you O.O

[VerixInfernoWolf]

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssshh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

caaaaaaaarrooooooootttssssssss­

[kitwish]

This is perfect.

[brittygirlnc]

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED KARKAT.

I love you.

[MsLemonShot]

BeSt FrIeNd...

[hauntedmansion99]

your horn2... they make me 2ad...

[KarkatCaptor]

I hope Sollux doesn't become like Gamzee did when he became sober..

[Mossstar8]

O-O I forgot I had autoplay on.

I was on another tab.

I heard typing as I was typing.

Then I heard "PsSt! BeSt FrIeNd!"

And I was like "GAMZEE!?"

[NegativeTillNight]

This is the best thing on YouTube. Ever.

And Sollux's voice just makes it even better.

[hauntedmansion99]

@NegativeTillNight thank you. thank you for telling me to watch this.

[NegativeTillNight]

@hauntedmansion99 haha lol 8D You're welcome

Also I don't want to start a conversation in the comments, but you really need to check you're e-mail more often.

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

I swear to God!! I fuckin went to school and did this! I was walking around in every period saying, "Were are my hands?" and touching people's faces saying,"Oh waiit! They're on your face! How did they get there?D you steal hands? But you don't have to tell me, it can be our secret! Shhhh!" Then I'd walk up to someone else and say,"Dude, I think(insert name here) steals hands!" One of the students actually thought I was crazy and asked the teacher to check on me to see if I was alright! XD

[bloodpawsdreams]

@HetaliaRoseThorn i'm So doing that now XD

[KarkatCaptor]

@HetaliaRoseThorn I did that too. :P

[NitrogenMiracle]

I lost my shit at 1:21 .

[cellphonelightsaber]

2:22. I died. The voiceovers, the background, and the expression on Karkat's face is all too, too much win....

[SuperSmudi]

I will seriously imagin these voices for the characters from now on. FF- ILU MAN <3

[xXPokegirl100Xx]

3:11

I fell off my chair.