Rowan Atkinson LIVE: 05 - The Good Loser

[SLopyshOOter1497]

''So what is it that Johnny has got that makes him stand apart from the other actors of his generation?'' Well I think we all know that answer to that-syphilis.''

[lwfabsman]

I was waiting for him to say "Opps." and drop it. :(

[kokoutd]

"Thank you, Vanessa!" :)

[deatheclipse123]

I LOLed at the siphillis part

[ayndxo]

i miss this rowan!

[LayneAW]

haha funny as, Thank you Vanessa!! LOL!!!

[HauntedByMe]

I should like to announce my retirement from the acting profession...

In order to begin a lifetime of work amongst the mentally handicapped..

[SupComManiac]

'Oh Shit' I dropped my taco

[Hamhark98]

@SupComManiac You keep dropping your taco. You said that in the last video too.

Hold on tighter.

[eteledevil]

2 guys warent in hollywood :)

[MaxDamageProductions]

If only the Oscars were like this...

[argletammoneybagsiii]

its a simple formula. rowan atkinson = comedic genius

[lioilredelbio]

thank you vanessa!!!!!!!!!!

[LoneWolfHowl1]

"What could be more dull? Then the sordid backslapping sessions where has-beens in tuxedos, hand over to even older has-beens in tuxedos."

I couldn't have said that better myself.

[MissLisa1970]

I should like to announce my retirement from the acting profession-in order to begin a lifetime of work amongst the mentally handicapped, in which capacity i look forward to meeting all the members of the judging panel very soon! I love my Rowan when he's a sarcastic pompous arsehole lol hot!

[MissLisa1970]

But what a delightful object it is that John has won-Although you know, I'm sure i will very soon receive one myself..when i next buy 10 gallons of petrol at a Texaco filling station! BWAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!

[cerberus144]

lol "Thank you, Vanessa"

[halofan2233]

there is a sketch where rowan says fuck but they censored it

[halofan2233]

"oh shit!!!" i dropped out of my chair laughing

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

"So what is it that Johnny has got that makes him stand apart from other actors of his generation? Well I think we all know the answer to that one: syphilis."

lmao at that one! XD

[Warfox91]

..On behalf of my close, personal... Acquaintance..

[7GTR7]

My close, personal...... Acquaintance

LOL

[Volfie999]

"Andrew lloyd Webber's latest reworking of puccini's greatest hits," is the original line, not the thing about kylie minogue.

[MicroCephalis]

@Volfie999 'lastest rearrangements of", to be exact. Where did they get this "Kylie Minogue" thing from, I wonder? Seems like it's a Photoshop :D

[glgorgeously]

is jz a show or really lose?

[KengkoyBuraot]

ten gallons of petrol at the texaco filling staion!!!

[McKakintosh]

Man. What a speech.

[jmbaulk]

'oh shit'  that is the funniest thing i have seen in ages !

[FeeTurbule]

@jmbaulk yep, hahahaah!

[forending]

@jmbaulk its "NO SHIT" HAHAH

[coooldude777]

...HUGELY diminishes that honour

hahaha

[musiccoloratura]

oh Shit ! ahahahaha

[moufa999]

who's Vanessa?

[stipefan11]

The host of this evening is a man. "David" doesn´t like him because the award has been won by his co-star. That´s why he insults the host - by giving him a woman´s first name.

[moufa999]

Thanks for your answer but I have already got that. I just thought that this would be some famous "Vanessa" he is implying the host to be...

[LYJManchesterUnited]

@stipefan11 yes it is just darn funny to have that man called after a woman's name haha.

[joachimz2]

0:50 is really funny

[AceripXF]

not even having starred in an 8 mm pornagraphic movie OMG WOW BABY i'd pay to see THAT lmao

[encistx]

oh shit! haha XDXD no shit :P

[italy430]

it's "oh shit!" haha

[tarkh]

Some jokes don't work as well in front of different audiences so they internationalise it and replace the punchline or stereotype. Just like 'Dixie' replacing 'Sharon' for the Americans. Not sure why he changed it here though, the joke would of been funnier with the Puccini reference, I guess it was in reference to an actual Kylie show tht was on at the time.

[mgallachermgallacher]

Funny.

[asamola]

vanessa | sifilis :D:D:DXD

[SethBlizzard]

Wasn't that supposed to be "Puccini's greatest hits" instead of that bit with Kylie Minogue?

[SRCAreMeat]

whos the dude that does the start bit? it looks like a young cleese

[SethBlizzard]

It's television actor Angus Deayton.

[KuwaSai]

who is Vanessa?

[commenter1996]

And the winner is...... John Daniels!

"Oh, shit!"

ROFL. That's my favourite part.

[principessa1121]

"...with Meryl Streep" - XD I love how this in itself is an epitome of the best possible role one could get in Hollywood. :-) Rowan Atkinson is incredibly brilliant, the way he snatches the award just got me in tears with laughter.

[WalterL7]

"Not even have been offered a minor role in a 8MM pornograghic movie" lmfao So Funny.

[XaVeRiUsJJT]

hahahahaha soo funny.

He is a really good actor, i mean

[Squazee]

Thank you Vanessa. XD

[54spiritedwill54]

Great! awesomeness

[Ikonicre]

Nice flowery/coloured long sentences are one of his specialties:

"What could be more dull than the sordid back-slapping sessions where has-beens in tuxedoes hand over to even older has-beens in tuxedoes awards for plays that closed the week before they opened because audiences were clammering instead for tickets for Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest rearrangement of Evita to suit the vocal range of Kylie Minogue?"

So wonderful.

[LexCooBukaba]

Lol

[LexCooBukaba]

This man is simply bloody brilliant. He always makes me laugh. Quite strange, I never really see him in award shows and such. If only he went to all award shows XD..

[MI6MI5]

i thought it was

What could be more dull than the sordid, back-slapping sessions

where has-beens in tuxedos hand over to even OLDER has-beens in

tuxedos, awards for plays that closed the WEEK before the opened,

because the audience were clamoring instead for tickets to Andrew

Lloyd Webber's LATEST rearrangement of "Pucini's Greatest Hits"!

[BBoyPure]

NoNo IkoMcre is correct xD

[MI6MI5]

there are two versions. they overdubbed this one for some reason. check on the other vids of this skit.

[SethBlizzard]

Indeed, "Puccini's greatest hits" is the line on the DVD "Rowan Atkinson Live!". I don't know why it's changed, the audience loved the Puccini line.

[Jank1]

I suppose they changed some of the lines for different shows...There's the Jesus one where they change Mary's "assistant" name Sharon to Dixie or something...It varies in between shows and the audiences I believe

[ZaCFxE]

"And the winner is...John Daniels!"

"Oh shit!"

[jonhz]

wht a bloody nitwits u are!!!!!

[Japanorama]

@jonhz what bloody nitwits not what "a" bloody nitwits. You poo smelling fisherman.

[usanto]

Haha, he must be very pissed of up there to be able to comment like that on behalf of his co-worker.

[delta1O5]

YES! Great!