Skyrim Schmyrim

[schoala]

gagaagagaak- raschrudaaaaa XDDD

[CodKillerZombie]

Lol he sing pirate of the caribbean theme song xD

[xXSweexXx]

at 1:19 chicken is alive O.O

[Ever4Camper]

OMG ... that was lol

[crazmigit98]

CHICKEN!!!!! CHICKEN EVERYBODY, CHICKEN!!!!

[Akhael]

HAhahaahah! xD

[Canator06]

dafug i just watch 

[xXGamer76Xx]

OMG thats so funny ^^

[pticopevac1]

Anyone heard ,,Every now and then there is born a WEIRDO'' ?XD

[XXFLAXISXX]

den pinsamma stunden för dom som klickar dislike

[NatasLsinger]

kills man and no one cares kill a chicken and all of garud kill me

[HippoLesb]

the chicken thing seems to happen to everyone

[123stripes]

how can i creat such great 8 bit music???

[ser0071]

CHICKEN! CHICKEN EVERYBODY!!

[pootis97]

Don`t kill the chickens aaaahhhh ooohh

[Jaylikesgreen]

It's true though don't fuck with the chickens the whole damn town will attack you and the gaurds never accept a yield.

[ZoDIaKRusso]

I like how he started to sing the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme

[BrEnNo1023]

@ZoDIaKRusso it's very similar to the elder scrolls theme :P

[nicolaspboy]

awesome



[HeyWelcomeToMyWorld]

CHIIIICKEN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RIP200711]

imagine what happend if he killed a cow ...

[WhiteRabbitm8te]

best piss take on skyrim ive seen thus far

[Broly177]

@WhiteRabbitm8te thus far or fus roh dah

[WhiteRabbitm8te]

@Broly177 ahahaha :)

[MisterBon123]

why does every animator have the dragonborn wearing an iron helmet those things are shit they offer no protection at all

[jamalbanal]

hahahaha great stuff

[pinglauwa]

I really like how it sounds when "Chicken!!" from the tower

[theswedendragon]

presis som i skyrim

[machinimater]

cast rage on chickens laugh at cock fight

[RoastMrCash]

U know i killed a cow no one cared i fus ro dah a chicken 1000 bounty added to wherever

[Bajelujela99]

1000000 views!!! congrats

[NiekNorris]

210 people took an arrow to the ... oh never mind that joke isn't funny anymore -_-

[brumaren94]

CHICKEN!!

[Colliemang]

1:09



[DYSTROYER676]

awesome FUS RO DAH

[ChaoticDusk]

209 people had their chickens killed.

Am I cool now?

[TheTycoonmaster]

You`ve commited crimes against skyrim and her chickens!

[z00k33p3r52591]

Lmao the dragon gets me everytime.

[ummwat123]

The song at the end! --**Must Have**--

[BronzeEagle321]

this pretty much sums up skyrim!!

[polaris9461]

keep pressing 5

[XXFLAXISXX]

haha



[vanshma]

MLGEEEEE!!!!!!!

[MrJTouche]

CHICKEN!!!!

[ThePixelatedChicken]

1:21 made me laugh so hard

[TheShikenation]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for not making him take an arrow to the knee

[bigteddy2160]

The both comments are similar? Have their arrow's in the Knee's?!

(Sry when my english is bad, i came from germany ^^)

[Obi2K3nobi15]

They were aiming the arrows at his knee. XD

[xXshad0wstepXx]

@Obi2K3nobi15 no shit point out somethin not so obvious

[Obi2K3nobi15]

@xXshad0wstepXx ...



[TakyHUN]

chicken hua! chicken hua!

[killermonkey975]

hmm top comment with no likes and its the same as the other one so that means if i say this i shall be top comment and nothing shall stand in my path!!.......Ah, what a nice landing spot.

[furryfan87243]

I dunno, it's either my aspergers or this is terribly unfunny.

[111muneka]

this vidio cracked me up and remember DON'T KILL THE CHICKENS!

[austinops]

XD

[abdur1996]

really guys, if you kill a chicken i skyrim, the towns people starts killing you!

[bobke0007te]

oah whatta gooda landing spotttt XD

[DarkBoiiz]

CHICKEN HO! CHICKEN HO! CHICKEN HO! Dont kill the chikens... AHA!

[Neprix]

o_O

[cmbdragon666]

Ahh, whatta nicea landing spotta.... -l3

[IinferusS]

@cmbdragon666 its gutta landing spot...

[MrLegoking97]

Chicken everybody! Chicken! Oh Chicken!

[TKChris1337]

awesome style of animation

[YangoMusic]

OMG Funny Shit!

[TheRedArmy1992]

CHICKEN!!!

[cogtroper]

exactly. The first time I walked into riverwood I saw a chicken and killed it, the next second I had the entire town after me yelling and shouting and stuff with their weapons...

[spretasky]

lol.. awesome..lol

[hypersteven101]

Dat Ass.

[SteampunkIrken]

00:35

That guy's face!!!!

[1337soap]

They were aiming at his knees! :D

[killinusoon]

whats the background music?

[flaretheunknown]

The ending made no sense at all. Or did it?

[steve9563]

goddamn!! I love all these Skyrim cartoons haha can't quit watching em

[z0mBiExHD]

Anyone noticed that the dragon in the beginning has hands?

[dwho1029]

Chicken everybody!!

[Datharian676]

CHICKEEEEN!!!!

[Mrtroll658]

I did this and the guards were like 'you have comitted crimes against Skrim and her people, what say you in your defence?'

Me:'I. AM. DOHVAHKIIN! FUUUUS ROHDAH.

Guard:*calls all his friends*

Me: oh yeah? OHDAHVIING! Yol! Yol!

Noobs won't understand.

[02hayato]

0:04

dragon anatomy fail...i cant even write this cuz this video is too awesome

[shaneanus]

Lol nice job!

[Toeboat63]

Chickens constantly mock me so my new quest is to kill all chickens i see, and try not to get caught

[LiebenMichable]

CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!



[dawrfguy85]

Rift Guard:Your coming with me

. Resist Arrest

.Go To Jail

.FOS RO DAH!!!

[applethin]

CHICKENNNNNNN!

[invalidblock]

I.. I thought I was the only one

[Helisization]

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR THE 1,000,000th VIEWER!

[HentaiFreaky]

@Helisization nope -> 1.002.082 ^^

[private9942]

the dragon should have said "i am a dragosourus"

[F0nkyNinja]

Why does everyone put a bucket on the shopkeeper. Didn't know you could.

[even093]

Oh my god the chicken...

[DodgyDaveGTX]

Greatly requesting that "Fus Ro Dah!" sound at 0:52, or at least directing to where it came from.

Anyone else with me? I'm using the modded sound from the original trailer, but would much prefer the sound effect in this video

[UnWantedTroll]

"Ahh... What-a-gut-a landing spot."

[SeanMorgan252]

Kill a chicken: 40 bounty

Kill the Emperor of Skyrim: 40 bounty

o_o

[TheLawnWanderer]

@SeanMorgan252 attacking is 40.

killing is 1000.

[TheMrWrestler]

@SeanMorgan252 he is a chicken

[KnowMyName94]

anyone noticed he sang "he's a pirate" at the end?

[loweydude220]

Massacre a khajit caravan in plain sight of an adventurer and 2 guards: nothing.

Accidentally shoot a chicken with an arrow: 40 bounty added to Whiterun.

I think the people of Skyrim need their priorities straight.

[DanielVonRommel]

@loweydude220 Why? It's Khajits, all they're good for is raping and stealing.

[samvideogamemanpro]

skyrim and zelda learn me 1 thing dont fuck whit the damns chickens

[Ezio9heAssassin]

Thumbs up if you hum the Skyrim theme while fighting like he did xD

[DarthWeidar]

that thing with the chicken actually reminded me of my first experience in skyrim:

I had recently cleared the cave and was ready to go to riverwood with Ralof, when i saw a chicken!

me: hmm? i wonder if chickens give food..

so i slayed the chicken,and got the whole town after me. THE embarrasing part was that the killing move was made by a old lady with a food knife

[MoleratNBenji]

What program did you use to make the music at the end?

[FieryMastermind]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH WHATA GOODT LANDTING SPOOT!!

[keurlplanka]

keep pressin 4 for his companion to carry everything cause he's a bitch

[eoinyone]

Should just of said he was Thane of Whiterun

[TheDinolover9]

they were aiming at the knee

[Videoblin]

kookokokokokook

CHICKEN

CHICKEN

OH CHICKEN

CHICKEN EVERYBODY

[Ghenx852]

@Videoblin Chicken?! :'(

[jameo711]

press 5 IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!

[kottetotte]

what is the name of the song he is humming on?

[159shadowfox]

thun thun thun thun thun thun thun thun thun thun thun thun thun.... just gotta love the skyrim melody =D

[TechnicOrb]

1:15 thumbs up if you thought they arrows were going to the knee

[SL1PPNxxSLYDE]

@TechnicOrb your such a fag dude

[TechnicOrb]

@SL1PPNxxSLYDE why the fuck am i a fag?

[KlipZy1337]

Lol they bend down to aim for the knee! :D

[1pL4yDRuMz98]

The weirdest thing that happened to me so far, was when I was fighting an ice wolf, while I was running backwards. So I shouted "FUS RO DAH!!", but nothing happened. The wolf stopped, and didn't attack me. We were both like: "Oh, I like u 2 :)". But then: F**K YO A*S, and i kicked him in the throat and cut him in the neck XD

[LuisG4]

FUS ROH...

"I need to ask you to stop,that...shouting is making people nervous

>Sorry,wont happen again.

"Good,glad we straightened that out"

DAH!

"1000 gold added to whiterun"

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Bring it bitches

[TheDeathPatrol]

@LuisG4 lol when i went to whiterun i looked at a door and did this and as soon as he was like "stop that please people are getting nervous" i was like alright "FUS RO DAH and blew him away pulled out my bow and its like +1000 bounty added to whiterun +1000 bounty added to whiterun +1000 bounty added to whiterun +1000 bounty added to whiterun for killing a cow a chicken and 2 guards

[fumblebeef]

@LuisG4 *bounty

[LuisG4]

@fumblebeef hehe,yeah,saw that after I posted and im like"Meh,leave it"But thanks anyways

[fumblebeef]

@LuisG4 np :)

[qwer58j]

If only they shot him in the knee.

[dorigzz]

you have commited a crime against skyrim and theyr people, what say you in your defence?

FUS RO DAH!

[isphus]

@dorigzz Her* Skyrim is a she.

[joemoe175]

"Oh what a good landing spot :3"

oh man that made me laugh xD

[JackRussel1337]

Imagen if the chickens attacked you like they do in Zelda that would be wheird.

[MrRaumoogle1]

CHICKEN EVERYBODYY CHICKEEEEN!! LOOOL :D

[ZurrapZ]

FROOSROTHA

[piemonkey321]

@Michael2k5 Again, it's a form of immersion, you are endangering the life of the city itself when you kill their food, so they retaliate with full force.

[captinhazr]

Lol chicken shield

[FazedGameing]

Fous Roh Daw

[HataBarcalonaSuGeR]

OOOHHH What a good landing spot

[cenkhan02]

nnnnnnnoooooooooo chikiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnn

[laretuna]

Chicken part is so true

[foojuice101]

All the guards killed me because I killed a chicken lol

[SuperPontikka]

Riften Guard: What is it? Dragons?!

Courier: No, not dragons

Markarth Guard:Arrow in the knee maybe???

Courier:No not this time

Whiterun Guard:Can i guess someone stole your sweetroll

(Guard's lolling hard)

Courier:Da fuck?!

[50zezima]

Hah I died by killing a chicken too

[severuxtrololo]

killing a chicken is actually how i died my first time...

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

I'm glad my brother warned me about the chickens in Skyrim cause I was used to kicking them in Fable...

[9999sotis]

today i went exploring west of whiterun on the plains but then i found an dragon so i killed it, then directly after it comes another one 3 times in a row!

[darthluigiful]

@9999sotis impossible thats not their spawn rating

[TheNuclearpolitics]

This always makes me laugh hysterically.

[19999228]

What da F

[jamiea0z9]

skyrim dragons dont have arms

[dawrfguy85]

chicken no chicken why why :L

[sgtbird09]

Well, that about sums up my first time playing skyrim.

[jesterr77]

press 5 for UH DAH and guy getting hit by chicken

[Holygiant]

This reminds me of Adventure Time

[GrayAu]

@Holygiant same thought..

[Seabass1Jazz]

I laughed really hard when the guy that got slapped by the chicked said "chicken"

[CletusCarnage]

That happened to me... and I was so confused and startled...

[takocolt]

Fun. This is an exact replica of my first time in skyrim. Ended just as well...

[TommyDreamerDDT]

@takocolt Same 2 me! only i killed a cow..

[MadtownChucknut]

@takocolt It ended with death by dragon landing on you?

[2Pals1Show]

@takocolt really because dragons don't appear at the beginning of the game

[SparklezBakery]

@2Pals1Show He meant once that free roam started.

[2Pals1Show]

@SparklezBakery THE WHOLE GAME IS FREE ROAM! wtf are you talking about?

[SparklezBakery]

@2Pals1Show No, I meant once you get out of Helgen. When you're in the dungeons of Helgen, there is only one path.

[garrettgalasso]

@takocolt Same here, minus the bucket.

[wekablo]

1:17 me every time i play skyrim

[nathanjamesgoodner]

I dunno why, but this inspired me to make a character on both skyrim and oblivion, and make them as close to the same as humanly possible. Dark Elf Vamp Assassin here I come!

[CrazyguyG123]

I tried this and really everyone want to kill you when you kill the chicken!!! Holy SHIT!!!

[Xemhil21]

Thunderhumor= Dunderhumor

[hellonand]

0:52 <3

[GoldberryVideos]

Whats the song at the end!!!! i love 8 bits



i c he was singing that pirates of the Caribean song