RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson: Road House - Part 2

[jaredneedsalife]

Great stuff. The rifftrax on the new Star Wars trilogy surpasses it though. Thanks for posting.

[ItchythaWookiee]

I have a theory... it's this role that caused the Coens to cast Gazzarra in The Big Lebowski...

[charlotte111001]

That guy is an asshole. He does not pick on the fat guy because he know that he cant beat him up,instead he beats up the smaller man. what a pussy. I wouldn't work for an asshole like that.

[textthing]

@charlotte111001

What would the large guy do? Crush him to death with his gut?

[hulk90000]

tinker

[kranktank]

why did this come up when i searched for "mst3k jc penney hooker wear"?

[SodIiumreactor]

@ElvisMusic711

Its true I am a fag. :(

[PunchSydeiron]

Is he smuggling a garbage bag full of pudding under his shirt?

You disgust me O'Connor. You wanna know why you disgust me?

No. Why boss?

(Punches O'Connor's face) 'Cause you're face is always in the way of my fist!

Cause you're a bleeder, you bleed too much. You are a messy bleeder (Punches him again.)

He's hemophelia-phobic.

[SodIiumreactor]

@ElvisMusic711

It's true, no one can accept my faggotry.. I .I just can't help it.. sometimes I think of long hard and hot wet penis's

[Sodiumreactor]

This isnt funny. At all. Dont fuck up perfectly good scenes with your gay commentary.

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

Road House?

Perfectlygood?

rofl!!!!

Get real you twat, im sorry if the commentary intterupts your masterbating to Swayze...but honsetly buy the fucking movie then, and grow a pair.

[Sodiumreactor]

@TheIrredeemable Its a great b movie. And this is a great scene. We dont need some fag who isnt funny in the least trying to ad lib over it. Guess your gonna stick up for him though, since hes your boyfriend. Hey, what you two do in your own home is your business. Dont ask dont tell right?

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

Your attempt at insulting me is full of fail and nothing but fail.

Choke on your own genitals you little douche tool.

[Sodiumreactor]

@TheIrredeemable Attempt? Attempt? There was no attempt, you flat got owned. Now why dont you go cry in someone else kool aid you whiny little bitch. Might wanna stop at the store and pick up some Midol for yourself before you make your next post.  Its obviously that time of the month for you.

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

Cry in somone elses kool-aid?

That statement is a testament to how impotent and lame you truly are. To think, all of this started when somone called you out on your butt lust for Swayze. If it were not true would you be taking such offense? Would you not simply shrug me off as another douche bag?

Learn to accept that you fancy a bum, a mans bum.

[Sodiumreactor]

@TheIrredeemable lol I did simply shrug you off as another douche bag. You got that part right. I just like winding little toy bitches like you up, and seeing how far they go! ROFL!! To quote a great line in this movie

"I used to fuck guys like you on youtube"

LOL

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

You fuck men and upload onto youtube?....

[Sodiumreactor]

@TheIrredeemable Oh no no no. Not men. I fuck little bitches like you!! Theres a HUGE difference. LOL. Hey bitch, still think you won? Are you going to unblock me real quick so you can talk more shit in a private message, then block me before I can respond and tell me how you won? ROFLMFAO!! You are the ultimate TOOL!!!

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

You fuck little bitches ( little girls/children?) and upload it onto youtube?

You ever hear the saying, winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special olympics, you may win but your still retarded?

Its not about winning anymore, im simply getting a kick out of the fact that you seem to enjoy making a ass/fool/dick/cunt/sod/idiot out of yourself.

As for unblocking you, no, no I think you will remain blocked.

[Sodiumreactor]

@TheIrredeemable yeah keep me blocked, because if im anything like you I will immediately send you a bullshit message about how I won. You are pathetic. You are beyond pathetic. You are hopeless.

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

Says the shit-stabber with a hard on for road house and little bitches (children/little girls?).

[Sodiumreactor]

@TheIrredeemable Quit calling yourself a little girl. Its not normal. 

[TheIrredeemable]

@Sodiumreactor

Stop having sex with little girls, its not legal.

[EIvisMusic711]

@Sodiumreactor Sorry, but no one likes homos like you. :)

[Sodiumreactor]

@EIvisMusic711 your only sorry cause you wanted a date. Sorry to break your heart, but im not a homo like yourself. Keep watching gay videos though, you might meet a nice guy. lol

[EIvisMusic711]

@Sodiumreactor No, I'm sorry you'r eunaccepted in society

[Sodiumreactor]

@EIvisMusic711 Im sorry you failed spelling............

[EIvisMusic711]

@Sodiumreactor I like how you can't argue against me, and instead try to nitpick with an ad hominem attack. You don't even argue that you're not a homo.

I'm sorry that you failed at punctuation.........

[Sodiumreactor]

@EIvisMusic711 Argue against you? About what? Present an argument if you want me to argue against something.

[bwmyers18]

Tinker looks like Chumley from Pawn Stars =)

[GomerDose]

They used to call me Brad Wesley in high school cuz I ran shit and got all the hot blondes

[AlfyLanger20]

thats great

[GomerDose]

I bet they called you O'Conner cuz you're a bleeder

[hulk90000]

how many hot blondes did you bang?

[GomerDose]

oh TONS bro.. They was throwin pussy at me left n right

[hulk90000]

hey gomer i thought this video was funny i couldnt stop laughing

[StabbyTheClown]

Roadhouse is a campy, predictable, over the top movie we all love to hate. I'm glad RiffTrax got around to doing this one.

[AlfyLanger20]

lol road house 2 rulez

[AsaiMoonsault]

Holy crap!! There's a sequel?! Damn, why haven't I seen it yet?!

[Noromongrel]

Not good to steal Rifftrax. It will lead to less Rifftrax with less variety when you thieve the trax.

[gendarmepig]

this was posted... by rifftrax...

[TeamSamson888]

that monster truck is in orlando with huge tires, awesome movie btw

[kewanw16]

richard pryors favorite kick him in the nuts!!!!!!!!!

[peenutsoop]

Wonder where Wesley found these losers anyway.

[bakin68]

O'connor should have kept his mouth shut,and let the two jerks in the monster truck apologize,they were the ones who really deserved the ass whoopin,because they didn't do anything at the bar to try and help throw Dalton out.

[BigRedJonson]

One of my favorite scenes from any movie ever. Ben Gazzara's best work. His portrayal of despicable Brad Wesley is so believable it's hard to separate Brad from Ben. Have to keep reminding myself Gazzara is just an actor and not really the vile Wesley. Had to see this scene again, thanks for posting. "WELL HELP HIM UP!" :^)

[dalekrueger]

would love to drive a D-11 through brad wesleys house

[DAVETYIOP]

Ben Gazzara makes a cross over from John Cassavetes to this?

[hulk90000]

ben gazzara is such a good actor

[andrewjackson111]

don't worry thats one of those hybrid monster trucks they can get as many as 4 miles to the gallon

[TheNewEmphinix]

Love the movie and this parody too.

[CHINGN21]

brad wesley kicked his ass...hahahaha

[willcoon1789]

Really gay

[justlikeheathen]

Wow, it's really weird when it's just Mike.

[PunchSydeiron]

@justlikeheathen This really needs a 3-Riffer revisiting.

[themange59]

congrats on spamming like a complete moron.

not a fan of mst3k? be quite, we don't care what you think.

Haha you even have this favorited just to troll it, man, get a life.

[717no]

Yeah! It took a coward to do that

[hulk90000]

great movie nobody messes with brad wesley except dalton and why didnt o connor fight back?

[jaytech3000]

im sorry boss! lol

[nekomann]

John Doe...Why?

[carlitoparadise]

JAJA ONE OF MY FAVORITES MOVIES!!

[Emphinix]

ROFL. He's a hemophiliaphobic

[xmobster5]

Shit.

[Burroughs07]

This is terrible, must be well sad to do this. lol

[dylanfan1969]

this is funny. i like roadhouse. i thought it was swayze's best film.

[Beetlejuice1988]

The boss fucks up one of his own...I love it.

[LyndaHudson]

What WOULD a person need one of those monster trucks on a regular street for? *ROLLS EYES*Boys and their toys.

[movikk]

hahaha a garbage bag full of pudding hahahah

[Psychonaut222]

lmao. This is one of the worst movies ever made. Good to hear mike riff it. I like this rifftrax thing but I wish I knew how to use it. I don't even have an MP3 player so I guess I can't do it.

[Lanceshizzy]

i really liked this movie for some odd reason. But yea Roadhouse=good movie(to me)

[fayance]

Because your face is always in the way of my fist!