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  • 1:39 OMFG you look and sound like sheldon from The Big Bang Teory there!! XP

  • your videos amuse me! lol

    And like junk food, there's so much politics I can stomach =/

  • You keep saying that people are missing the point. The point of the video is... its ok to have only a slight bit of pride in this country but not too much because Americans are fat and capitalistic. Right? Also, you made the quick point at the end that you're going to go get something healthy from the international food isle. North Africa has great farmers markets. Why don't you go check that out?

  • @JMGibson0983 You should check out the date this was uploaded. Maybe that'll help illuminate the point for you. In all seriousness, though, I think people want so badly to be offended that they'll warp a pretty middle-of-the-road point of view (like the one in this video) into an extreme straw man argument.

  • i don't think i got the point of this video... but it's a good video!

    I just don't understand the point of junk food =/

    don't eat a lot of sugary foods myself (apart from ice cream).... lol i'll shut up

  • The pepsi symbol looks more like the french flag to me and I TOTALLY WOULD BUY SO SHINY M&MS!!!!!

  • hehe sryy *translate

  • okay...if anyone could traduce the whole video for me to spanishh ittd be great but anyway i'll try to understand it by myself..thx

  • I just rewatched this. Have you considered remaking it, with some allusion to current (Tea Party) politics? Perhaps a special widescreen edition in 3D?

  • I look in the comments and I see haters and idiots who either missed the point entirely or hate you for telling the truth, because the sugar already made them blind.

    I fucking LOVED this video. One of the BEST metaphorical analyzations that I've ever seen of America.

  • I love the video, but the sugar is cloying. No matter, I get your point. Skittles, in the rainbow colors, go on, tell me that's not a metaphor for a certain politcal-social-group that is about coming out and acceptance? Now Mounds, I prefer those on females. You enjoy your Almond Joy nuts, I'll have my Mounds. I think that works for all of us. But God, Matt, cut back on the sugar!

  • reading over some of the comments-thought you might want to hear that I find you witty and funny. Keep us thinking and laughing...

  • I've actually had this as a favorite on my page for almost 3 years (when you released it?), watched it now again xD, and I still love it xD

  • Is your boyfriend blowing you under that m &m package? And the bad news is that all that fucking crap that you're advertising is all over the world. So American evil is not in any way restricted to big fat fucking Americans.

  • @MrDarcyzPP Once again, someone missed the point of the video.

  • love this video..so smart

  • r u high

  • Pepsi, is more like the dutch flagg instead of the american flag...

  • @parasoldat66 All you fat Nederlanders can have Pepsi, Coke, Sprite all that shit. Take it and feed it to Beatrix for three straight weeks.

  • @MrDarcyzPP Lol, already fed it to your fat fucking ripped mother <3

  • Top video, love the comparisons 5*

  • ..."and seasonal :)" haha

  • "Too much patriotism can give you diabetes." XD

  • My general point being "great stuff, please keep up the good work."

  • I'd have said the French flag or the Polish flag, but it depends how you're holding the can...

    I like your point about both "may contain nuts"... I was waiting for the part about certain elements in either party getting stuck in your throat / teeth etc... or melting in your pocket without ruining your appetite.

    Good call for people who don't yet know they've got diabetes. I just realised that you passed about 3 different messages in less than 3 min, so I was disappointed to see hate mail below

  • great vid. never seen anything like that from an us american

  • brilliant.

  • I really never thought of pepsi as drinking the American flag, (maybe its cause I'm Canadian ) though I never liked pepsi or coca cola for that matter. that was defiantly a good video btw

  • New Zealand land of freedom

    United State land of freedom ehhhhh WTF

    LOOK at "Global Peace Index rankings Wikipedia"

    New Zealand Rank 1

    United State Rank 83........LOL

  • Your videos are immensely entertaining. you're clever and funny, and I applaud you.

  • proper video! I just hope there are more open minded Americans like you. I'd be interesting to see a video where u share ur opinions on this life philosophy called Christianity or religion over all for that matter.

  • o,just shutup...please,seriously,just­...get a life instead of leaving hate comments on youtube to someone you dont even know,like,for real,he is probobly sooo much smarter than you,just listen!

  • Like. . Oh my gawd!. Totally! I mean, just, like, comma, for real. . . (Yes, I couldn't help myself.)

  • bro,wat the fuck duz mr death mean anyway?

  • great video!

  • very clever, i agree with most of what you say. yawn.

  • still my all-time most favorite video on youtube! Thank you so much for your work.

  • @imissdrive I have to quote, I just watched this again after 2 years and it's just fantastic. Very clever, well made and fun at the same time! Great job machelli!

  • Americans in general have this whole consumer angle wrong. There's very little choice in terms of consumer products compared to Europe, and what Americans call chocolate is to us, just cheap cooking chocolate that smells of baby puke: much like American media, which delights in telling you that you've got it all, when in actual fact what you've got = Fuck All.

  • Ya for freedom. Let's all go to Cuba to celebrate.

  • Very Clever.

  • Patriots are so annoying.

  • I agree with ODannyBoi..

  • Lol! Twas a great video and the chocolate made me drool all over. And if you were serious about the patriotism that you pointed out, you must (if you haven't already) watch Ronald Reagen's address to the nation as he left the White House.

    Cheers.

  • Man youre smart.

  • BTW.. the hypocrite in the video obviously eats too much of the chocolate he bashes.

    What a fat loser.

  • Oh, someone didn't get the point of the video, the point of the video, the point of the video!

    Someone didn't get the point of the video, perhaps he should watch it again.

  • haha...AND you're assuming I'm liberal to boot.

  • @machelli I'm assuming you're a fucking cunt.

  • @ODannyBoi You're an idiot.

  • @ODannyBoi european chocolate is amazing so shut up please! :D

  • i agree with danny boi, we all should buy guns and kill every liberal we know. no more double meanings, no more too-much-thinking, just our loved america and our fear-based politic. why should we analyze anything?

  • So we should just kill every "pompous prick," eh? What an intelligent, amiable, and sane idea!

  • Calm down, you fucking idiot.

  • I dont know which of my comments you replied to.. but i'm sure it been from atleast 8 months ago.

    Which means you are a loser for actually searching all the pages. Typical liberal... no job, so you watch gay videos on youtube.

    In conclusion, go fuck yourself... then die.

  • Searching all the pages? Nope. Checking responses to my comments? THERE'S AN IDEA! Typical liberal? How did you get liberal out of that, may I ask? I'm dying to know.

  • Ok, let me speak in a language you can understand:

    me post comment long time ago, you respond few days ago to old comment, I respond back, you make dumb comment.

    understand now or should i make a drawing?

  • "Too much patriotism can give you diabetes"

    LOL...

    I really like your videos. :)

  • every once in a while i come back to this video just to watch it again

    the connections and metaphors were brilliant and it was excellently made

  • i like the way u put ur vids together in other words good movie making skills

  • still one of my favorite videos on Youtube

  • You know what? That means a lot. Thanks.

  • I would agree with drsmit8. This video is brilliant.

  • @machelli You're a serious shit covered dildo.

  • do americans realize there are more free countries in this world? the world revolves around the sun, you know. but is usa still free? some politician wants to forbid people from wearing low rise jeans in the public. I thought americans have serious politicians. and all the pepsi and other stuff is causing obesity. who even likes this? its horrible.

  • Its funny because you say exactly nothing.

  • lol

  • George Bush is a white monkey devil!! Many people died because of him and hes slow!!!

  • Wtf does him being white have anything to do with it?

  • You think he would have beaten Gore if he was black?

  • No... but that still has nothing to do with the guys comment. He's saying bad things about him and adds the word "white" in the hate. And being white has nothing to do with being evil, which is why I asked. So... again... wtf does him being white have to do with anything?

  • I love George Bush.

  • false

  • I love capitalism.

  • true

  • Saw this a while back. Still just as effective.

  • This is one of my favorite vids on Youtube.

  • John Mccain was born in the Panama Canal zone witch is American territory

  • Loved it!

  • I love how the comments seem to be getting slightly more intelligent as time goes on. But I'm already off topic...

    This is absolutely brilliant. I never would have seen the similarities. Keep doing what you do.

  • not that this is like, the best video on youtube, ur smart AND gorgeous! ;)

    <3

  • include the crappy chocolate ;)...lol

  • great video..... except those snacks are available everywhere dude! lol

  • Well done. This is something everyone in our county needs to see.

  • That was the best thing I have seen in a while.

  • your a very smart man. haha.

    and you have awsome facial expressions. lol

  • clever minx.

  • Eight months later, it still wages...

  • darn tootin'!

  • LOL "its so bright and dazzling" XD

  • I spat out my pepsi while watching this... drinking the american flag? i dont even wanna touch it... lol

  • Genius.

  • great video comes with a great point

  • HA! Too much patriotism..... can lead to diabetes

  • Wait, you're calling *us* douchebags but you're telling our soldiers to go to hell? Classy.

  • Very origional intro.

  • Same music as Half-Assed. Awesome.

  • Awesome. Too many Americans are so closed minded . They place there faith in the media so much that ultimately they no longer think for themselves. If its on TV it must be true,right?

  • America stinks of racism,segregation,guns,

    violence,pervesity,oppression,­religious fundamentalism,child abuse,human rights violations,military forced imperialism,

    invasions,assisting dictatorships and warcrimes.All good in the USA has been overshadowed by the evil forked-tongued bastard maniac murderer, your President G.W.Bush. Retaliate against Government- it stinks of shit & corruption,and drags the U.S. image into disrepute. Visit youtube dot com/politicalvideos to learn

  • Interesting vid. Our news is just crappy chocolate that goes by different names.

  • I thought this was great. My favorite videos from you are half assed and this. Keep up the good work and dont pay any mind to those flamers. they don't know much about humour or sarcasm.

  • yea well mexico is not part of the united states. so get fuck out!.

  • oh... was that sarcasm? im a little naive in that aea, im afraid... but if it wasnt, you're welcome!

  • oh... i dont think you got the point... he was trying to say that too much patriotism is bad, it was a metaphor. a well planed out metaphor, i think... and i guess if english is not your native language, that was a good attempt... kinda...

  • thank you for encouraging NON xenophobic attitudes.

  • I'm pretty sure you didn't understand him. He's saying that too much US patriotism is not good.

  • you are a cutie!

  • omg, so amazing and true...

  • Who thinks its time for a second American revolution???

  • Every time i see this very it i think it's absolutely brilliant.

  • Wow that was so true!

    Oh and trust me we don't need people like him to make us look bad, all he's doing is saying whats on his mind because every one is allowed his or her own opinion.

  • o damn,haa. you get my two thumbs up, come check me out !!!

  • Haha I had customized M&M's for my grad party

  • LoL Do you even know how many flags that have red, blue and white in it?

  • I'll bet you find nothing wrong with Zionism though, do you?

  • this was a great video, wish it made more sense,

    but still, very entertaining

  • Mere, uncovering, but mostly just very creative. Some of your remarks gave me the cold chills down my back. The soft tune on the back ground. This was swimming. If I look for a video on YouTube, this is what I look for. 5 out of 5, and deserved.

  • Your thoughts on him personally aside, did you still think it was a well-thought out satire? Just wondering if the right-wing would find it just as comical as the left.

  • "A" for effort. But I didn't find it particularly funny or witty.

  • That was so sweet, I think I got a cavity

  • dirty jew rats run america.

  • hey man ive been watchin yur videos for a long time

    yur freakin awsome fah real.

  • lol

  • Product Placement? LOL

  • (no one hate me for saying so but..) I am a little creeped out by this

  • Very Nice

  • lol... very interesting approach!

    I like your humour! keep it up!

  • y love your eyes and your shoulders

  • Piss off and watch the actual video.

  • make more quick quips!!!!!!!!

  • Your videos are great! You sound like a very smart person!

  • In true America, is spoken, English, Spanish, French and other local languages... The United States is a country and a part important of America, and it is respected to him, but it is not America; America is more countries, are many more regions, and not a single country... I know that you are very intelligent person, thinking ...

  • First... America is only a continent, isn't a country, isn't a place, isn't not a city... Americans is all the people born in this continent, and not in a country, is the true; to name like Americans, to the people of a single country is to discriminate and not to recognize the greatness and diversity of a great continent; "The americas" do not exist, is single one; to divide America in three regions is single like geographic reference (North, center, south)...

  • This is an excellent video and clear insight into the American Way of life. Please keep to your values when you get to LA.

  • You are fucking clever. Awesome

  • awesome use of language..

  • I like watching your videos, you've got a very easy voice to listen to, thought-provoking words to say and analogies you make, and its got an undercurrent of humor that keeps me interested. Good job you definitely have a talent in this area

  • Sorry bud but patriotism is a good thing and a lot is better it makes all americans fill as one.

  • You are comedy's survived abortion.

  • You are the greatest, i love the shiny m&m

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!

  • I am from SWEDEN! We have good chocolate. Go to Sweden and have good chocolate.

  • love all your videoz dude

    you are way too awesome

    love the whole setting as well like music and stuff

    your a good talker

  • this is genius.

  • You are the best ever! You're so interesting and I could huggle you to death ^-^ You are definitely my hero!

  • lol. i think you would work well in s survival circle.Just as long as you keep you MOUTH shut. If you ever find yourself in such circumstasnces you shoud pretend ignorant. perhaps, you are and you just dont realize it

  • "too much patriotism can give you diabetes"

    indeed.

  • great

    love the music, love the metaphors, love it

  • I like it

  • << This is what I end up watching when my world of bliss and ignorance is down for Maintanence purposes.. (World of Warcraft)

    but you got some interesting points anyways XD

  • oh will you all get over it about the "HEY THATS NOT FAIR IM NATIVE AMERICAN BLLAH BLAHH BLAHH!" Dont tell me youve never exagerated and or made fun of another culture. I actually think it was funny. so who cares if your a native american, im italian, theres tons of crap i can "spit" about italians. do i care? no. it amazes me that everyone has to say something about anothers persons opinion. let the guy make his movie and stfu.

  • your smart. mad props on the comparison, very witty way to transform lifelike everyday items into national symbols and isead. and the national candy isle? ha ha ha. nice one.

  • Way 2 Go Man! <33

  • Omg im british-i wuv america but i dont like this some americans are so far up there own asses its unbelievable. Im glad you have freedom because of you some countries dont !

  • WOW

  • YOU are absolutely briliant! candy! NICE JOB

  • Ahahah small pox. Priceless

  • Do NOT show diabetics CANDY! You fool.

  • you remind me of steve carell

  • You're weird.

    But I think 911 was an inside job too.

  • SMART...funny.  Check out "Stupid Gum"

  • Hmm, actually i can't understand the final word, can someone tell me? I'm not english :D thx!

  • blindness

  • wrong! it's native american lol. it's classified by the goverment.

  • No its not. American Indian. I am American Indian but also a Native American because I was born in The United States.