Portal - Stupid Deaths

[TheBump465]

191000th view

[WierdWordsWhat]

2:53 THe chair won't help you... THe chair WON'T HELP YOU- Nevermind...

[TheChickenrun3]

lol "facebook"

[vladinski100]

did the turret say at a point "Hi noobs" LOL XDDXD LEEEEROY JENKINS...the cake is a lie!

[Felicitric]

Press 3 to drown! XD

[ChibiMyuutsu]

I lol'ed at the video description.

[Flehwah]

1:00 happened like 6 times to me xD

[TDIBattler]

2:44 Official Aperture Science Wii. Contains death, fish shaped dirt, 5 cups rhubarb on fire, and deep penetration Aisians.

[0acezero0]

lol 

[TheJasmineDove]

shut up the companion cube loves me!!!!!

[videovixen06]

I went through this bid thinking

I've done that... Oh yeah I did that too... And that!

[1RadicalOne]

That door-platform trap at 0:58...I just portalled through it...

[BlackopsMaster1337]

i was playing portal2 and the disintergrater Field was down buy mah companion cube still distergrated D: dang joo GLaDOS

[Habbitwilldevil]

wow we have a moron

[HaodSunday]

now your thinking with blood

[GamerStation117]

like/dislike bar looks like a red lightsaber with a green handle

[xUtuber117x]

These are all fake..you meant for them to happen... fuck you

[HaodSunday]

@xUtuber117x They Are Real Its A Real Game So Fireturck Yourself

[xUtuber117x]

@HaodSunday you spelled firetruck wrong.... fuck you

[HaodSunday]

@xUtuber117x dude calm down just an accident

[xUtuber117x]

@HaodSunday trololololol.. I was making fun of the other people making fun of this video.. you can kinda tell by me say fuck you for no reason at the end of the comment! LOL

[Pufinated]

I will in the future: Take my Beloved COMPANION CUBE (!!!) and, instead of using it as a shield from turret fire, once the turrets Beep and have seen me, i will pick up my cube, Throw it aside, and yell " I LOVE YOU!!! " before being brutally murdered by gunfire from the turret.

[WEEGEE6607]

i died because i found writing that said CHUCK NORRIS

[penguinmaster7]

this doesn't deserve the dislikes. it's actually funny.

[makedarkroses]

3:38

thts not a stupid death.

thats actually very smart.

i'd rather die from her killing me than wheathly killing me. x3

[TheRyder808]

i sware a 28 seconds it says"facebook wont help you" lol

[ortizluis1231]

lol at 0:28 on of the turrnts yells out "facebook"

[derekde2]

@ortizluis1231 o_o Subliminal messages!!!

[JunebugOwner101]

Thinking with Portals

Moving with Portals

Killing robots with Portals

Dying with Portals

Committing suicide with Portals

[Murdocissoawesome]

2:18 I lol'd because I accidentally did that too XD

[sackkckdbb]

" and i said "goodbye" and you was like "NO WAY" " XD 1:34

[babyclonetina]

Yay cake~!

[322kittycat]

GLaDOS thinking : what a moron...

[PatterProject]

lol @ 2:07 's segment

[antaloliver]

Suffocation with neurotoxine...

[MintzUk]

0:34 - fight fire with fire

[mistysimba29]

in case of rockets: use a chair

[daryl7441]

the ironic thing is i did 0:30 thinking it was the right thing to do...

[Naymy]

When I completed the game the first time, I got a time of 0:00:00 on the clock...I did not get an achievement. :'(

Something like "In the nick of time..." or "Cutting it fine..." (with a picture of a cake) would've been nice.

[irgendwer000]

what the... 666 dislikes! this video is doomed!

[hotelmason241]

666 people are devils

[xXTrulytXx]

0:30 i did that too XD

[awesome8x]

The funny part is that everybody did all of these at one point

[p0rtalFox]

2:25 Mashy Spike plate?

[Itrainharder]

Massive LULZ when the turret is like "Don't shoot!, Stop Shooting,I don't blame you" lol

[1234macro]

2:41 Aperture-gamebox

[1234macro]

will remain safley up to 4000 degrees celvin LOL

[TheJofan317]

thumbs up if at 1:50 you were screaming "LOOK UP"

[LuvCheese23]

lol, I did the 3rd 1 in portal2 by accident XD

[BasementBeginnings]

Disliked and flagged for teh lulz. :D

[p1n0ym4n321]

most people would've actually reacted instead of just taking the hits.

[DragonSpeedful]

2:41, APERTURE XBOX!!!

[littlebigkid2000]

Now your dieing with portals.

[lempeafeawintil]

@littlebigkid2000 Now you're failing in English class!

[Voreu]

I once died destroying the last personality core of GLaDOS when the incinerator door shut on my foot :(

[kefer123622]

nice job of not moving at all to get shot

[randomancrossoverfan]

3:02 wow the chair stops rockets

[Raveman01]

read the title ppl STUPID deaths

as in this guy is stupid

[Djiin1000]

all these deaths are on purpose. And they're not even funny

[2403jonas]

where u at 46?

[Frankers555]

@2403jonas test chamber 19

[giantcenafan]

a chair will protect you from a rocket turret

[tuulari]

2:20 was the one I failed more than once.

[invaderlombax]

3:42  Was I supposed to do something?

[invaderlombax]

1:10 the gun made; not you

[Minisamfizz]

@invaderlombax No, it got vaporized after you died. Watch it closely.

[krrrraazzy]

any one see the portal gun sizzle away at 1:11

[therealkyle51]

They arnt that stupid of deaths...

[Sixpounder478]

damn..you are my hero...you safed the companion cube!! <3

[TheLAFilms99]

ALL THE DEATHS IN THE GAME: Get hit / vaporized by an energy ball, Fall from a pool of dirty water... , Get Shot by a turret guardian (NOTE:Blood in this only death), Fall to an incinerator, get hit by a rocket (NO BLOOD) Get crushed to moving walls (ONLY IF YOUR IN THE MIDDLE), get burned, get hit in head by your cube (IF IT FALLS IN YOUR HEAD). Thats it. And also Turrets are fragile as hell !!!! and the most sad death... Companion Cube *sniff* ;(

[ILiveForCommenting]

@TheLAFilms99 Actually, just about any item in the game can kill you if it falls on you from high enough...

[TombstoneRider]

@ILiveForCommenting Yeah! I once got killed by a radio!!! NOT A JOKE

[tighebo1]

it would be alot funnyer if it wasent intentional.....:/ you still have my thumbs up tho

[PainkillerCheesus]

I think it's not funny, because you did everything on purpose.

[OnceIWasJosh]

2:10 the best :D

[TheFaceofPureAwesome]

All those who say that he's dumb, guess what? You're dumb. He made this for entertainment purposes. Lol.

[HunterWolf14]

All the deaths are just... *drop*

[Eroberge99]

u just suck

[carmaxi123]

01:20  exellent

[pooptouyube]

You dropped your Portal Gun <:3

[pooptouyube]

There you...TARGET LOST. *Shoots*

[gazzxr]

You need higher IQ

[Vanupallo]

You should've included death by radio. I just died trying to make an infinite radio fall and failed miserably.

[wizkid5059]

Those toxins DO kill? Then that must have been a glitch when I survived for 9 MIN (it took me awhile to finally murder GLaDOS

[jeredt1]

Sentry Guns are heartless. They will shoot at their own other turrets just to kill you.:(

[theblueboxvideos]

3:42 So thats what happens!

[ChipmunkiousD]

you know that place with the three turrets by the door? i got rid of two of them and accidentally fell through one of my portals and got trapped in an autosave when i fell right infront of that last turret! i couldn't get out!

[Flowersim]

LOL, once I used cheats, and there was no fire in the pit, I went inside to do suicide but instead there was no fire, the hatch closed and I was trapped O_o

[schoolgonewildboy]

does she die or drown in acid or water

[darthvader2951]

dude you are doing the wrong thing man

[djsebex]

STUPID DEADTHS ARE STUPID

[LunarElements]

0:17 (Insert RED ZONE music)

[macic666dp]

0:31 happened to me a lot of times before :(

[LittleChicken117]

U SUCK

[drumie555]

1:55 URGH I CANT SHOOT A PORTAL ANY WHEREE oh wait you can on these walls just have to jump righ thereeee ...SHI- X_X

[ExileChan]

3:35 Oh, what a beautiful sight!

[MrArcheryboy]

Now your not thinking with portals.

[Stolemyusename]

If I was you..I would think

[Ace99311]

3:43 *timer reaches zero*..."i don't feel any-" *dies*

[Ace99311]

0:30 it's like the meat sheild from gears of war, only it's a useless robo sheild XD

[masterofkirby999]

That green energy orb can never be destroyed!

[niceworkmicrosoft]

These are actually funny!

[buckmastaj]

you're a dumbass

[FlammingPuddles]

*looks down at fire* ..cake? *sees lump on floor* CAKE!-hey...wait a minute!

[xixRASBERRYxix]

lol i thought it was funny

[soniplushie]

2:40 -2:45 aperture box 720

[KILLERMAGI1]

478 people are intteligent

[thegameulost]

These are honestly the most mixed opinions I have ever seen on a Youtube video.

[NyanKuroKoneko]

Did the Turrent say "FACEBOOK" at 0:26 O________o

[Nproff99]

This isn't funny at all.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

3:17 its not stupid. that was the bravest thing anyone has done. taking your life for the cubes... i wish i did that... sniffle

[MrAirnesse]

@LetsPlayGuy12 it dosn't die. listen to GlaDOS at 1:15

[gruntunit2]

Why GLaDOS doesn´t speak when you die because of the deadly neurotoxin?

[FunPika4]

@gruntunit2 Because from her point of view she would be pointlessly talking to thin air. 

[ibloxProductionz]

Get off youtube.

[KCP100]

I am just laughing my head off right now...ha...ha....ha

[SVFreedomFighters]

u are soooo stupid

[flareon1576]

if you try to be funny your not

[elelelectro]

you're a noob and this video suxx

[sinnl0s77]

aperture science has really solid chairs..

why do they need a portal gun, which kills thousands of "testing objects" when they can earn millions of dollars with their undestructable chairs? ;)

[half2pee]

damn sentry guns. making me feel bad about killing them

[TheMovieKing94]

and what is witrh the die in the portals?

[mnoed]

that was gay, they all looked set up. either that or the guy had to be a complete n00b

[Phelan666]

YouTube - Stupid Videos

[lmaocats101]

2:55 OMG MAGIC CHAIR :O

[TheMovieKing94]

@lmaocats101 thats with all things

[qwertyaznman123]

@EZbakeROFLcakes It works if you do it right.

[IceCreamBender]

1:10

(portal gun)WOOHOO! I WON! and...OMG! CHELL! NOOO!!!...ah well at least i won

XD

[GamerBlock3D]

3:21 LMAO. Other way around, dude. Lol xD

[steelyphantom]

now your not thinking with portals

[luch0678]

boring

[leandercool]

3:19 SO TRUE! go cube!  but she could tell that about the cube before i died...

[EZbakeROFLcakes]

LOL, 0:31 i think we have all tried that XD

[bertl900]

@EZbakeROFLcakes NO :)

[ultra3level1goku]

@EZbakeROFLcakes oh yeah

[hilly1223]

RUBBISH



[MediaRoyals]

wtf? this video sucks O.o

[narutoballzguy]

lol...."seriously, im going to kill you know

[detinator5]

owowowowowowow!@!@

[shihitosan]

#LOL

[Oremir]

Staged deaths are bareley funny.

[lunatik98]

@Oremir Try NOT funny

[FlamingKittenOfDoom]

@Oremir I'm sorry, all I heard was "BECAUSHE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN NORMALLY, ITSH NOT FUNNY!"

In other words, calm down, and enjoy it for what it is.

[SakuraofLyoko]

U fail man

[Snowuk95]

Nooooooooooooob. YAH FAIL.

[ricensushi]

LOL 3:02 - 3:07 YOU JUST GOT PWNED

[pnukup91]

wow you must really suck really hard to fail this damn much uuughughu

[halo2party]

On the first turret level, my portal illiterate brother picked up the first turret you see and threw it. It had managed to spin around, land upright and kill him :D

[marekpialek]

you #FAIL XD

[lorthin123]

2:05 epic fail!

[szaroswc]

the biggest noob:D

[AlexiaCarcera]

i did :55 - 2:07 >:. and 3:42.

[coolster]

2:24 , I did that.

[arandomthot5]

I think he's just showing stupid ways one could die in portal

[akatwitch]

aw, the neurotoxin death was kind of a letdown :/

Dear Valve: some of you guys remember Dragon's Lair, right? Chell needs some new and interesting ways to die! ;D

(love the turret rocket blocked by an office chair tho! XD)

[BlockisticStudios]

fake and gay

[bobburke1964]

@BlockisticStudios No.

[BlockisticStudios]

@bobburke1964

fake and gay

[MetalMario1337]

2:58 thats one badass chair

[Dimbark]

lol, at thedoor that stays open for half a second, put a portal on the wall behind it! n00b

[MrSatternJr]

3:23 I did that also XD

[KodiDusty]

1:02 Door doesn't like you.

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

He's just showing you guys one of the most stupidest ways to die.

[DerAndiMachts]

not funny

[manioo80]

omg man sometimes you aren't thinking with portals ;P

[GlitchDetector]

"Target lost" lol

[internet4you]

all purposly fakes

[DjSugarKitty95]

i love to die.

<3

[DerSchlafende96]

1:31 ... maybe blue portal ... maybe water! :D

[tjdrummer13]

Your not even good at this game. Jeez.

[blueray222]

2:56

Hmm, Apeture Science centre must've had some huge budget cuts after making GLaDOS and the portal gun because their missiles can't even damage a chair.

[WSSoon]

i fuckin luv the elevator death !! its beyond s2pid !

[smallfunfilms]

on the "last level" on the part where you press the button then jump back on the moving part it took at least 3 times to get it right lol

[ultimate0death]

hahahahaha what the hell happened at the end.....OK 10 SECONDS LEFT I JUST GOTTA.....hmm im hungry, brb.....