Little Britain USA - Vicky Abuses Prison Guard "Yeah but, no but...".

[Damon931]

she obviously doesn't sound like that -_- duhhh im english. i don't sound like that

[HannMosshart]

I LOVE HER !!!! :D well him actually ;p

[steve021nehehe]

omg are british people really talkin the way she is o.O...?

pls answer =)

...i always thought my english is pretty good but when i was listening to this :S

however, the original voices are awesome xD !!!

but the german ones are funny too ;)

[hurpiderp]

@steve021nehehe nope, it's just a parody of chav english ;)

[katnim]

@steve021nehehe are you actually serious?

[PhilosophyAV]

Gotta love US-GB fights

[wtfsuttyj]

what the hell are you tallking about omg your soo rasist lol

[iamphon99]

Oh my God! I so can believe she just said that! She's well out of order!

[MrShaltot]

hold 7...lol



[ComedyAndKaraoke]

Is it possible for anyone to say anything that wasn't in the sketch?

[RachelandMeganxD]

"we all got chucked out for beating up the aristocats"

ahh gotta love it :') <3

[Mehlwurm18]

I ... I didn't understand a word of what she just said =/

[falconwing89]

wait, is that Oprah playing the camp director?

[4aaaday]

aww we had 2 slow it down cos the ameriCUNTS r 2 dumb and fat <3 GO ENGLAND <3

[prettyhatemachine07]

@4aaaday I applaud your witty use of "ameriCUNT". I'm sure the British people as a whole are thrilled to have such eloquent representation. Ignorance reigns supreme.

The English language is doomed.

[xxmrbloodxx]

@prettyhatemachine07 No you just can't take a joke. /facepalm

[4aaaday]

@prettyhatemachine07 thats okaaay bud, if u think the Engish language is doomed fuck off and find your own language k 

[SWI0001]

@prettyhatemachine07 the english lanugage is british australian and US too...and we're ameriCANs

We do everything while we fight wars the friggen british people are gettin' married....So USA are not cunts as your stupid, offensive RASCIST comments are nothing to a country way better than whereever the fuck you live...And if you think the english language is doomed why are you typing in english???

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

@SWI0001 We "british" fight wars too. :L

[SWI0001]

@NinjasAreSoCoolLike but who's got a stronger military...the United States Defense Force!

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

@SWI0001 Bigger does not necessarily mean better. Not everyone wants to be American.

[SWI0001]

@NinjasAreSoCoolLike I didn't say bigger...I said stronger, and fine be british...But don't be a fag saying shit about the United States

[BleedingHearts37]

Why did they slow it down?!

I love Vicky, she's awesome.

[astros0]

i just started watching this show and it does take a while to get used to how fast they speak. if you've never heard a real english accent it takes a bit to get used to. i love their new series come fly with me

[DeSmurfen125]

I have someone in my class and she is absolutly Vicky Pollard! It's just creepy!

[feffi26175]

@ElectricEdgewave192

No, what's better is a loud-mouthed limey getting told off and annoyed by a yank that seems.... more entertaining. >=)

[chucknorris567]

i love when she says "or somin' or nothin'"

[ElectricEdgewave192]

Theres something about seeing a loud-mouthed american getting slagged off and annoyed by a foreigner (particularly british) that seems... entertaining >:)

[VTS1337]

Vicky Pollard: YeahbutNobutYeah...lolol, love it

[Nr221293]

im in love with haley avans!

[celticdreamin]

Like she was ever hard to understand to begin with.. And we yanks understand her just fine..morons.

[Noodles4Evar]

eurgh. as if shes really slow now! :L i bet the americans cant even understand her at this snails pace!

[monkeeey123]

uhh my god

[backupoflaura]

not being funny right.. But I think that "Hayley Evans" at 0:33 is so gorgeous. (:

[AislingOBrienx]

@backupoflaura ah but vicky's gorgeous;)

[kitten123144]

yeh but no but yeh but no but yeh but no but

[AmzyandEmzy]

is it only me that understands everything shes saying? :)

[bearywhaley]

i aspire to be like u

[roos894]

haha this is hilarious! xD

kom oooop nederland of holland? waar maak je je druk om?

[00Crazyness]

LOL wow I didnt know they showed this in the USA

[julieblue48uk]

these talented fellas r bloody hilarious.....they have no shame, i love em to death!!!

[NinetyAteTimes]

twat?

[KasiParkinson]

is that lindsay lohan at 00:34 ?

[nahasapeemapetelon]

Swedish and understanding it ;)

[samolajn123]

O.o lol

[vanessalikesapples]

im american and i can understand her perfectly

[DaleWF10]

@vanessalikesapples Its because she is talking Chav

[DrWhoLegend]

yeah i know

[kmfeeh]

im aussie n i can understand her easily

[WISHICAREBUTIDONT]

@kmfeeh Same here, and im norwegian

[RockerFriendly]

"but don't listen to her because everybody knows she dyes her mustache." Niice.

[TheMakimotte]

im from germany and its very hard to understand it

but i think its funny and i can also look it in german ;)

[kai696]

@TheMakimotte aren't we all from germany..... i'm from china, and japan, and canada, and holland, all at the same time,

[1MillionDollarBaby]

Ya know that "Holland" is called the netherlands? Uh-u

[moezzzie]

Dutch people call their country Holland

[Esmay22788]

@moezzzie Euh..no we don't....

[moezzzie]

@Esmay22788 Ga een leven creeren...

[Esmay22788]

@moezzzie Waarom moet het nou weer gelijk zo vijandig? Werkend in een internationaal veld weet ik dat we juist proberen mensen te leren Nederland te zeggen ipv Holland. Hoezo heb ik gelijk geen leven als ik net als jou gewoon reageer op een video?

[cocochanelleke]

@Esmay22788

... dan kun je nog heel wat werk verzetten in bijv. Spanje!

Holanda, holandés etc.

;)

:)

Ik ben het wel eens met je dat er te snel vijandig gereageerd wordt op Internet...

[TehSamo]

@moezzzie vast majority call it the Netherlands actually

[FrigidSnow]

@TheMakimotte learn some bloody english then.

[Grochester111]

lol so funny, lucky im a brit so i got every word!

[alex2410]

I'm norwegian, but I got i(t) =D

[NameMeO]

me too :)

[lastdyingrose]

All I did was pour the petrol & light the match AND THAT IS IT !!

[PokefanDP]

Aww, what's happened to her bristolian accent? ):

[joshmills6]

vicky pollard!!

yea, bu no, bu , yea, but, no, bu, ya, bu i shouldn actually be ere or sumfin or nuffin, because let me tell u the hole fing,

because this hole fing happened

[dudsisfake]

was that lindsay lohan

[dramaticafantastica]

makes me proud ot be Bristolian hahaha.

it's weird hearing it slowed down and ever so subtly de-bristolified, i mean obvs its better lyk that because Americans wud av nooo idea what she's saying in the original. it jus sounds funny .

[evnstar]

I dunno...I'm an American, and I caught every word........it was a funny sketch. Must have been a decent show.

[TheB2Pilot]

ya but no but ya but no but ya its me but i shouldn'e be here or something or noithingLOLSS

[badfi]

hahha that's really funny ..

i wish i understood everything she said.

[Plasmamite]

we were gonna come back at midnight and burn down the peter pan ride AS A JOKE!

[TheNameTooSexyToShow]

Is she.. I mean is he parodiasing someone ?

[Nutmeggsy]

Yeah, Vicki's funnier when she talks faster.

[Guitarscreech06]

:(

WHY did they have to slow her down? That's like 95% of the fun w/ Pollard!

[becalamode]

cos dumb americans wont understand it otherwise...sucks hey

[EmilieP9]

that's because american's wouldn't understand what she was saying (:

[thatstheone87]

@Guitarscreech06 they had to slow it down cos americans didnt understand.

[xGHOSTXRECONx]

@Guitarscreech06 It makes sense that they would slow her down for the yanks, don't want to overload there peanut sized brains now do we?

[Guitarscreech06]

@xGHOSTXRECONx 

LOLOLOL

[cocochanelleke]

@xGHOSTXRECONx

thank goodness for clever people like you

[pa791taylor24]

@Guitarscreech06

Yanks can't handle the fast pace.

[EscargoTouChaud]

@pa791taylor24 Yes, but there are also other people from other nations who don't quite manage to follow all the time.

[regantnz]

@Guitarscreech06 because all americans a slow

[safetyscissormasacre]

@regantnz at least they can spell

[mariotaz]

@safetyscissormasacre

Honour, Colour, Cheque....? ;D

[Tomizhard14w]

1/2 them gyals are fit

[beathenkies]

yeah but no but yeah

[Synochra]

LOOOOOOL

[antibiszumtod]

that's not even the whole scetch, is it?

[surrealgeorge]

I love the way She speaks at half the speed on the American version so the Americans can understand :L:L

[USNAQ3]

Woa, I did not notice that.

[Arimor1]

Vicky speaks much slower on the American version.

[USNAQ3]

Yeah, because Americans are stupid.

[SnapCrackleKABOOM]

lol... "AS - A - JOKE!"

Love Vicky Pollard!

<3

[Metal7788]

lol i´m german i did understand NOTHING o.O

[judgejudyslover]

Not the same coz you it's like normal speed now. obviously not to non UK peeps though

[toukijinmaster]

How the hell is it racist to say "I can't understand Vicky"?

She talks like 100 miles a min. and with a very strong accent..it's hilarious....I love british comedy..!

[Talulah1997]

I guess it s a sort of "automatic reflex" of some people to say "rascist" without THINKING first! :-) *G*

[gotheknights]

i think that's the joke! that the black person is being said to be racist:P

[kalyxen]

And? you can be black and be racist, hating white (or another skincolour) people

[clauda100]

dont b such a riacist......u racist!!!!!

[rubenalonsol]

that's a secondary joke, I think the main one is that the americans are having a hard time understanding the british "raper accent", if one can call it that way.

[deadmandarren]

LMFAO

[kelleyirish]

I'm a american and this is a reality. Dosn't the drill chick look like Oprah!

[Smartass8504]

Little Britain is really the ONLY British comedy show I like. The other ones...yeah...not really funny. But Little Britain is hilarious.

[Talulah1997]

There s another one, older, called "Absolutely Fabulous" which also has great dialogues.... :-)

[arualalways]

omg im starting to understand every word she says

[mysticmeg111]

I am a Brit and I could not understand Vicky initially and had to read the commentaries from viewers and then I lip read Vicki several times. Now I understand her. This is not racial-her accent and fast speech make it difficult.

[Talulah1997]

I m German and meantime, after having watched ALL of Vicky s parts I understand her! At first, I didn t get all the words as she was too fast and some colloquial expressions unknown to me.

[KalleVL]

It´s part of the joke! Not even the british understands all what she is saying:)

I´m swedish and I get about 60% of it:P

[manofpaperclips]

we have english little britain over here too. why do you think we're watching this. caus we like the stupid HBO version, yeah right

[rainbowgirl678]

I live in america and i watch little brittain on t.v. its very popular here 2. i got a bunch of my friends in to it.

[suttsprincess]

oh my god, you're being racist!! xdxd

[wolfiekid82]

it's not as funny when you can understand what's being said.

[princessps9]

Americans are stuck up losers who think they're it! =P

Fking bastards... -.-

[pikachu7567]

oh my god ur so racist

[adrianalimalover]

SHUTTUPPPXDDD

[spectrelives]

They have USA-afied Little Britain... This saddens me.

[FuckJesusFuck]

It's so much funnier when she speaks faster as in the British version

[Atomic440]

I know. Americans wouldn't be able to understand fast Bristol accents.

[Smartass8504]

I'm American...and can understand them.

[Atomic440]

Can you understand her speaking in Little Britain UK?

[Smartass8504]

Most of it yeah. It takes a little concentration but yeah. Of course there are some things though that I cannot understand because she mumbles haha.

[Talulah1997]

At segments where she s starting to pour out the words REALLY FAST I have to watch it 3-4 times and then I understand it! :-)

[Talulah1997]

Is this Bristol accent in which Vicky speaks?

[Atomic440]

Yes, it is. Heavy "chavvy" Bristol accent.

[Talulah1997]

thanks, learnt something again! :-)

[Laborneaut]

coool! rock on!

[d3cy787]

wow. Americans please jump off a bridge

i hope you understood that!

oh yeah Americans are like little cum stains on the boxers of saciety.

[JackWarren2]

*society

[superduck714]

You can go fuck yourself. Your just a jealous cock sucker that wishes he was as good as any American.

[gnrytu]

ooh harsh

[gnrytu]

not at all funny, talks MUCH slower and basicly makes more sense while in the uk version she easily went off topic.

America keep your comedy to yourself

[8mahonym]

i agree i'm australian and love the english version i got all the series and i watched the American version it is boring because thay had to dumb it down for the american audience or they wouldn't understand

[azteca83]

you can start by keeping your stupid hateful comments OFF of american websites like Youtube dumbass

[sadamitsu]

i love the one where shes like " get your hands off me you dirty lez"

im canadian i understand, well then again i have family members with brittish accents

[topgearfan2009]

lol

this is to show how much the british hate americans !

and how stupid MOST americans are are the fact theyv sold millions of copys of this dvd in england shows how much support they have

[funky519]

just for the record, im american and i can understand what she says in the ''normal'' little britain. assholes.

[8mahonym]

no you can't what she says in the brittish one doesn't even make sense so shows how dumb you are

[funky519]

she may not say coherent phrases but she says words that can be understood, douchebag

[RedRebel6666]

So the fact it's slower in the US version doesn't contradict with what you just said at all? xD

In other words, maybe you guys need it slower?

[u2rockzzz]

great

only where is her pink shirt??

[BrutusCass]

LOL ;-)

[slayerrat]

the little britain usa is better than the original little britain

[Iggy3d]

NobutYEAHbutnobutYEAHbutthisot­herthinghappenthatIknowNUFFINb­outsoSHU'UPanddontgogivinmeevi­l...

[tudor1485]

Funny, compared to 'normal' Little Britain, Vicky talks reeaally slow

[youngyd]

true, but American people won't understand a word she says if she does it as fast as in 'normal' Little Britain, with her dirty chav accent

[zedosix]

the americans don't understand much though, not to be rude but they only know about themselves.

[ChinoFrmSoothill]

ye and have yu noticed she slows down on her talking.

[siralex64]

yeah, i have a salford accent,i use to live in stretford,"by the way on my vids i use a proper accent to make sure people understand me a bit better" and im in america and i have to like slow down for everyone, and any joke i make there like confused as hell, so whatever i try not to assoicate with americans so i have to talk to this prick from london

[matt2house]

lol u poor bastard so when u coming back hehehe

[samwisegamgeese]

The question on British people's minds is do Americans get the jokes?

[AriaMylin]

I do.

[gerry10leon]

im mexican and i get it

[xSophsterxBubblesx]

I am Canadian and I love it, but then again my friends don't understand it and my parents are Brits.

[BryanNC08]

Most of it

[mihc15]

I'm Slovenian and i get it :P

[Deggia]

I'm Italian, and i'm getting it too xD

[voguemodel84]

i love little brittain it's better than any show in america

[simplysweet234]

oh man it stops it towards the funniest bit !

[PratNikk]

i think the Little Britain USA is better than the original Little Britain

[JoeDH80]

Personally I think this is much better than the original Little Britain. lol It's the best show!

[lucasboden]

Is that Oprah?

[drahmed123]

i miss the old little britain , it was better than this one

[admXD]

Yeah I'd have to agree with that tbh.

[ukraveralltheway]

That my friends is a strong westcountry

accent (westcountry of england)

I used to live in bristol (west england)

And the locals talk like that but not as deep.

Further into the westcountry of cornwall & devon the accent gets stronger.

He's taking the piss out of chav girls in the west of england (Not westcountry people in general)

Chav is a london cockey slang word for Baby,

but was adopted all over the country for rebel kids..

And later turned into a fashion & lifestyle.

[SCHneiDen777]

thanks for the insight. cool.

[innerthoughts143]

its not as good as little britain (britain).

[ZaraVacher]

i'm a geordie so i can understand her

[donkyheads]

shouldn't it b called little america? not little britian

[Ryan094]

No, because then it would be a different show.

[megmoogan]

i understand her :L

[LeonaRulez]

they've slowed her voice down and she doesnt have a strong accent anymore, thats why you can understand

[SerbianEmpire]

Yeah, kinda disappointing. I'm not British and even in the old Little Britain I could understand almost everything she was saying, I couldn't understand 1 or 2 words on an occasion, it took me 2 or 3 more replays to understand everything she had said. Now I can understand her clearly in only one take, it'll probably dampen my Vicky Pollard 'hearing' senses and slow down my brain :)