Bernard - a documentary

[SeCT0RSEVEN]

''cause frankly.. people fucking suck''. True story bro

[TheMaddsOconnor]

You could actually be sooo deep if you tried , I'm howling atm

[MaleTestosterone]

0:50 CASTLE CRASHER!!!!!!

[123654171]

i spent half the video laughing my ass off at his facial hair

[MrPeVille]

124 people didn't wake up and say "fuck it"

[SirSquashedBeetle]

Thumbs up if you woke up, said fuck it and finally went next door and fucking kicked your neighbours dog.

[countcoco]

Bernards hot!

[Narukai12]

uhh, your a fucking asshole.

[ReyMrBan]

Wow that Chines Guy Can Realy Move!

[pokeoIogy]

*in a low tone* Fuck it...

[ElvisBluntman777]

People fucking suck.

[Jehanzeb14]

This would actually be a really awesome documentary to watch on netflix when I'm bored one day. Interesting topic.

[StigmatiX]

Nice Lakai shoes bro.

[PelusoTheCubalian]

0:49 Castle Crashers FTW!

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

I wish everyone was that honest "My name is Bernard and I'm a fucking asshole"

[katehisandhugs]

whispered wake up as i was falling asleep. how the fuck did u know?!

[SmallPenisSorry]

This inspired me to be an asshole. I'm going to dislike this video now.

[pspeas]

wake up! FUCK IT

[funnystonervideos]

at 0:21 he is grabbing a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale lol

[Sparkler077]

press 3 thats the best part! and 4!

[EwoudEmo115]

but why????

[Megido]

I think Bernard may be related to Michael.

[mathieu212]

heisenberg at 1:16 ?

[jakeh182]

1:24 i have the same shoes haha

[myusername0wns]

There is some sad truth to this.

[Marvsh89]

fuck it

[stonypower]

song at 01:00??? anyone?

[jattogam1ng]

so true

[GrausigGrausig]

Bernard's got a point there.

[entertainmentprogram]

fuck it

[iDANCEWiTHTEddYBEARZ]

Bernard's frigging mustache!!!

[nnnbbbmmm79]

All these characters are your real personalities Ed! Thanks for sharing about yourself!

[animefantik]

it would look good on you a lemi kilmister from motorhead mustache style :D

[ChipzAndDip1]

you can tell his mustache it messed up xD

[primus567]

I just noticed the Arrogant Bastard.. Great touch :D

[Aquabubblee]

anyone knows the title of the second, the sad song?

[trackmanjosh]

No one wants to look at your fucking channel!

[TheAlh95]

@trackmanjosh shut the fuck up and stop watching his videos then fucktard

[Traveler246]

Only the biggest asshole in this world would grow sideburns that connect with his mustache.

[wolfman2876]

every single one these personalities match the beards perfectly

[SpaceshipAwesome]

"I'll fucking kick my neighbor's dog if I have to.I haven't done that yet, but goddammit give me the chance, you know HAHA shit."

LMAO omfg

[sweeneyskeligirl]

i like the facial hair....

[latisha1505]

'Bernard' speaks some real wisdom at 1:13 when he says that people are big pussies, " walking around with their fake smiles, kissing each other's asses, when they should be kicking each other's asses, ya know, really beatin' the shit out of eachother."

[MyNameIsVen]

When he looks right at the camera its like hes staring into my soul telling me to be an asshole as well LOL

[MyNameIsVen]

"what most people fail to realize is that they're big fucking pussies" dude I can be nice when i want to but if they are annoying i'll be the biggest dick in the house to get my point across LOL

[TudorPreda]

Could someone please tell me the song that starts at 1:00 ?

[snowarskekeke]

0:28+ :DDDDD 

[SarahIzDaBoss]

"Wake up, wake up."

He fucking starred into my soul for a second there. I feel so violated.

[mosyemessy1988]

my name is bernard!

[mikeychill1]

i think this guy has multiple personality disorder

[daveclarkfurther]

Epic Mousbeard

[crackattack0099]

hes kind of right in a way..

[TheFinalPancake1]

"cuz Frankly people fucking suck"

[BIGKOUNTREE35]

Fuck it :/

[1996jonathon]

 "Bernard you do realize you have the option to be nice right?" Na Fuck dat fuck dat shit

[1996jonathon]

yo dis guy go hard ... hes fuckin rite in a way

[MrDeadsea000]

I love the way he says fuck it with so sentimentally at the end...

[NeonLink14]

you should do a hank having herpies

"herpies hank"

[MyHaha24]

that looked like lil wayne on 0:53 thumbs up if agree :D

[Penguin0fDoom6z]

@MyHaha24 That guy is white.

[hagisbear]

weird how only 3065 people out of 97019 that have viewed this are humans

[Pick7isfromcp]

is this.. Samuel L Jackson?

[glodwen]

48 people arn't people... if that makes any sence...

[beebudly]

I have watched this video so many times. Every time, it's still amazing.

[Killernation]

"Wake up guys! Be an asshole!" xD

[FinalNinja447]

I've never had the desire to do anything nice for anyone, nor have I evr had the desire to abstain from being a total fucking DICK

[DimIsHigh]

It may seem random, but there's somehow a deep thought behind all this.

[shadyfan381]

I just learned an important lesson of my life

[beebudly]

I wish I knew what that song was from the end...I love it.

[SanguineSociopath]

Bernard, I'll disappoint you by saying that you're not bad cuz you're drinking from a paper bag

[CloudTheCat52]

@SanguineSociopath people do that because it is illigal to drink alchahol in public

[SanguineSociopath]

@CloudTheCat52 hm.. but I thought bad guys weren't afraid of doing illegal things.

[CloudTheCat52]

@SanguineSociopath he never said he was bad he said he was a asshole -_-

[SovietGamers]

He looks like a bartender from 1885

[Savester2]

Inspirational.

[tifazidane]

sorry but really want to sleep

[xSpf77x]

Hey, I'm a person! *Clicks thumbs up*

[ninjatoad3]

The best part is at the beggining l0l

"My name is bernard and...

Im a fucking asshole"

[zodiac7771]

"Just really, beatin the shit out of eachother"

[zodiac7771]

"ill fucking kick my neighbor's dog if i have to" shit's hilarious!

[NeelProductionz]

"frankly, people fucking suck!"

[nunswithguns918]

but god dammit gimme the chance, yaknow? heh heh, shit.

my fav part

[weaponaficionado]

is the knife ur holding an Emerson cqc 8 ?

[brebobee]

inspiring to my ear vaginas

[12armyflame]

wake up.fuck it I'm goin' to sleep...

[lluukkeer1]

please keep making more documentaries, they make me feel so happy :D

[BrentVasquez]

after the blackout in the middle, and the sad music began, i thought he was going to finnally do something nice, but instead he complained more about nice people

[MultiAssBandit]

if you muteit and hit 6 a holebunch of times you get pepole waking

[koen075zaanstad]

OMG you can do the best thing with your facial hair

[Mr1Broke1Acid]

I can't believe nobody has pointed this out! At 0:51 He's playing Castle Crashers! Fucking love that game!

[Nirvanabro95]

He reminds me of Jon lajoie ;D

[LinkBulletBill]

@Nirvanabro95

No not really.

[Issactarion]

Because frankly, people fucken suck!

[WolfmotherSongs]

At 0:17 he's actually grabbing a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale... no joke

[shizueleven]

@WolfmotherSongs Holy shit well spotted mate

[aToms1011]

This guy should meet the dude from jon lajoe, who doesnt give a fuck about anything - that would be just EPIC!!!

[CaitlynAndNatalie]

I totally disliked this :)

[locokj]

Bill "The Butcher" Cutting look!

[ninelevelsdeepful]

@locokj exactly what i thought!

[RuleOfTheInternet]

How does that guy stay alive? o_o I would be that but people would probably kick my ass, and I'm not even a that small guy y'know

[keziify]

I want your ability to grown facial hair ridiculously fast.

[Artinmallproductions]

Wake up...

[slpow1]

what song at 1:00  ?

[Perfect95i]

"what most people fail to realise.. is the fact that they are big fucking pussies"

xD

[LeandroO182]

Anyone notices how Bernard's beard is the exact opposite of Rick's beard?

[FollowMyMusic1997]

i like pie

[TomDaMooseUK]

I want your beard growing ability SO MUCH!

[spartamixfan]

45 people fuckin suck

[DiZZyBloke991]

too funny man plz make more :) haha

[HaatoSK]

Hi my name is bernard .. and ermm .. i am a fucking asshole..

thats a good way to introduce your self :D

[Deviruchix3]

0:29 perfect douche laugh.

[thecoolio456]

Great Videos man!

[jackwatsonkunce]

i chose to say fuck it and now i have 6 kids

[Drybones195]

@jackwatsonkunce fuck it

[jaguarkid140]

Bernard The Bastard

Dickless Dennis

Retarded Rickey

Mutha Fucka Mark

Potato Phil

Pretzel Peter

[supertank7911]

@jaguarkid140 isnt peter also a retard ?

[IvinceI]

Kissing each other asses.

[Sudoro7]

Any one know what that song is that starts playing half way through?

[GreenJunior213]

This guy needs more fking views!

[bddblade]

2833 people are assholes.

[DrEarlInsanity]

Lol I be awake..

[xabii22alonsoo]

i dont give a chainsaw about anything.

[Diegolfz08]

I cried!!! now I know my objective in life....

[Aggron300]

Ed, Master of Beards

[bluecookie8me]

DUDE ED...ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC...

[zeroisepic]

butthole bernard

[Jme9Skate5Jme]

anyone with that mustache is a dueche lick.

[ManiacalMichael504]

I had facial hair like that a long while back. It was awesome.

[destructorules]

Well.. I am a person..... :L

*thumbs up*

l000l

[MrCad357]

I am awaken

[TheFDC500]

43 people chose to be nice

[IHeArTrOcK20]

ah crap im a dog i can't thumbs up

[STICKONER2]

YOUR FACE GOD DAMN IT!!!!

[EpicEddy]

You need your own tv-show, where you play all the characters! Would be the best thing on tv ever. Thumbs up if you agree, just wake up!

[killer0721]

No, Fuck that.. Fuck that shit

[yannquix]

Awesome!

[ccmanmonc]

0:51 castle crashers

[Fishmasta5000]

42 people r like this guy

[Macy4110]

Frankly you fucking suck!! you dick!! well now 41 ppl dont like this:)

[MrDangirdas]

This is the meaning of life..

[flipcamvlogz]

This is a replica of me.

[Aggron300]

39 people simply dont like this video.

[Alfons665]

I love your documentaries. Really good acting, camera and choice of music!

Greets

[SuperEd86]

@Alfons665 Thanks!

[spartamixfan]

@SuperEd86 you are awesome! the documentaries, the music videos, the mind turds all of them are awesome...cuz they were made by someone awesome.

[ItsBiwiPwice]

@SuperEd86 What were the two documentaries that you removed? I can't remember

[lauris47]

This is totally me, brother sent this to me. But I'm changing :D trying.

[DilksyTheMonster]

what people fail to realize, is that there big giant pussies - love it

[ifkurgf2]

Fuck it.

[MrLegandir]

@ifkurgf2 wake up.

[SIMONSAWESOME]

Ed, you know SWEGTA?

That's me.

Do you mind if I make another GTA version?

I would really love to make a GTA version of this xD

[Bulkmeier]

This was what Alan Wake was really dreaming about in the car. Wake up.........wake up......

[dsnchalas]

bernards a great person until 0:04

[gigabit86]

Wake Up...wake up

[iamlukemcardle]

Man someone left a comment , and it would be a real idea if you made a short film ''Bernard Visits At Christmas'' or something like that were at the dinner table he would generate so much negativity and awkwardness that it could be the greatest story ever told , Uncle Bernard visits at Christmas LMAO

[cutieyuffie]

LMAO!!!!!!!! xD wow!

[TheGrownUpAdult]

37 woke up

[AMM1998]

Bernard and ricky"s beards are long lost siblings

[gormaz13]

i hope that you are being serious

[Aggron300]

SuperEd, Master of beards.

[iiKiidCuDii]

@videareen Nahh..i mean like...we have to bring some potatoes to college! :D

[cbrentzel]

Ive watched many of your videos... and I have to know; is your facial hair real? Do you purposefully grow different styles for your videos? If so... woah you've got some balls dude.

[dsnchalas]

we need to see more of bernard!!

[iiKiidCuDii]

@videareen Oh my gosh! WE HAV TO! :O

[iiKiidCuDii]

@videareen Lets do this!!! :DD

(No homo) xD

[iiKiidCuDii]

@videareen U kno imma do watt he says^

When i go to college..imma bring a potatoe with me. give it a chance...

[spiritshifter]

Bernard needs to be in GTA V

[iiKiidCuDii]

@videareen we can talk about other things..like potatoes goin to college!

[kentoncoontsLIVE]

Notice.... That he sounded like Charlie Sheen