Dexter Season 6 Premiere Full Episode

[TheReginator007]

my middle name is dexter just though the whole world should know that

[LiteCastStudios]

oh gosh and they had that tent there when we were headed to our next xlass except they filmed 19:59 the night before but didnt take down the tent. lol

[LiteCastStudios]

17:05 was filmed at my school lol i remember that part too XD. they filmed it while school was in class.

[BallenX101]

Anyone know when these are uploaded? Is it a week or more later than the air date?

[ilth52591]

25 people dislike Dexter

[knightyzknight21]

That was AWESOME!! :)

[iUninstall]

*BAM*.

Sorry, Hammer Time.

[LizKS48]

Thank you so much for putting this up on YouTube!! Please, please put the whole season up! I can't get Showtime and this is a great show!! :(

[AntwanthePawn]

Hell yeah.. That was gnarly

[chilaspt]

too bad I have to connect VPN to watch from Portugal (europe)

[shaneomcgrath]

25 people are going to be on Dexter's table

[herscheldude]

lol @ when I saw 'criminologist-cum-grisly' in the description.

[tiyow]

Showtime. You have to upload the whole season. It'll so fucking awesome.

Appreciate it!

[bunnibi]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME, i swear if you leave us hanging and dont let us watch the rest of the season ima cut you!!

[nerumaeni]

it srsly IS always the joggers who find the bodies...

[108Tyson]

Never heard of this series EVER and let me tell you I am HOOKED.

[bedolezal01]

@108Tyson I would suggest you stop IMMEDIATELY and start watching from the beginning.

[TheExtremistModerate]

@108Tyson Definitely start from the beginning. You're missing out on some of the greatest TV ever made.

[108Tyson]

@TheExtremistModerate How can I watch from season one? I can not seem to find full episodes on youtube.

[SantasEpicFail]

@108Tyson Go to google and type in dexter season 1 episode 1.

And there is going to be a link that say's cucira.

Go there.That's the only site thats legit

[jennkrebsbach]

Anyone know how different the "edited" versus unedited is?

[biglan25]

thanks for the showing

[noob2321313131]

cum grisly

[every1needsaHEROE]

xDD hahah thanks for uploading dexter's got the "moves" xD

[miaxmeme]

Yay thank you thank you thank you I dont have to wait a year for it to go on netflix!

[Ezio43]

lol blood-spatter analyists are apparently the modern cowboys XD

[kecs2]

Sorry, hammer time.

[PatsSoxCelticsFan]

this is one of the best shows ever. Season 1 was definitely the best but I hope season 6 is just as good

[SkroMatt]

EPPPPPIIIIIICCCC!! too bad its edited tho but cant complain its on YOUTUBE!

[remixrgrapper]

last season sucked hopefully this one is good!

[TheWalkingWolf]

best show ever!!! (laughs)

[supamoe1984]

white people dancing at 26:12 lol

[ahmnatheist]

Showings is doing this 'just' to make us ex-Christian atheists happy.

[azjmiles]

yes its interesting how many people misuse religion for their own selfish purposes. 

[468chuckles]

Joe: "You cannot kill me for God is a mighty fortress-"

Dexter: "Joe, please, stop."

Joe: "AND I HAVE BEEN WASHED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB! AND HE... WILL.. PROTECT... MEEEEE!!!!!"

*smashed with a sledge hammer* HAHA i love that scene

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

I do not know what the heck this show is. I only clicked on this to say that, at first glance, I thought the guy in the thumbnail was holding a portal gun.

[lendial]

dex gets the best conversations from his victims

[Cutegurl111792]

o hell no not watching some edited Dexter...Ill just wait till this weekend when I come home for fall break and watch it OnDemand :DDD

[shannonluzchris]

DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldntbelieve me eyes when i saw ''full episode" i went from yeah right =/ to o snap i should pop some popcorn =)

[scorp3330]

@shannonluzchris i popped popcorn =D

[shannonluzchris]

@scorp3330 Nice!

[alvinp83]

Where is episode 2

[MsDexter411]

I love you Dexter

[KyuubiNemesis94]

This season doesnt seem as promising as all the other seasons, but im sure itll be just fine ^.^ dexter always has surprise twists :]. Im a little dissapointed at the colin hanks/EJO duo, because they seem exceedingly wierd and dont seem to fit the part, but oh well. im sure the producers picked them for a reason.. we will see. But i still love me some Dex!

[pixiebit]

Awesome show and thanks for posting the full episode.Too cool!

[pixiebit]

I think it means like cum laude,meaning he's a pro in being a grizzly bear at night to the bad guys,lol.

[MrAmmanas]

Fucking censorship. Deb just isn't Deb without the colorful language.

[OwnedIRLK]

WHERE IS EPISODE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amicusnemini]

DEXTER SUCKS; AND IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN EVERYTHING.

[DeathCultAssassin]

@amicusnemini Than why are yoyu watching it?

[MisterFallout]

@amicusnemini I'd watch your back, never know when dexter might put you on his table :P

[491673]

@amicusnemini wtf is wrong with u?

[TheRoxxorHaxxor]

YES I MANAGED TO WATCH DEXTER AT MY AUNTS HOUSE! NEXT DOOR SHE GOT U-VERSE WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHANNELS AND i SEE IT THERE!!!! NO LONGER HAVE TO BEG SHOWTIME FOR YOUTUBE CAUSE THEY ARE GREEDY AF!

[Shotgunnova]

I have no idea what hammertime is, or how it differs from regular time.

[theFalseWoodenboy]

Please for all that is holy keep airing Dexter season six on youtube i don't have showtime right now

[donovan93123]

@theFalseWoodenboy i hope so too, but I doubt it.

[BlackRoseMLove]

@theFalseWoodenboy i don't have it also! i missed season 5 (waiting to get it)! :(

[1337x1337x]

@theFalseWoodenboy icefilms.info mate.

[Wunkerful]

dexters view on religion is my current one,"because it makes no sense"

[OGCowboyck]

I love Dexter's Labatory

[cameforthevids]

@OGCowboyck

me too! haha

[8bitmagic]

When he called cuz he was stabbed wouldn't they send police? Also when he put his head inside the panther head wouldnt that get his DNA inside of it? Sloppy dexter, sloppy.

[billytalento]

Oh, didn't know that words like "fuck" are muted out in american TV Shows....so sad...but on DVD they aren't , right?

[8bitmagic]

@billytalento they aren't' muted, thats just for youtube. On television they say fuck all the time xD and show tits. So i'd guess the DVD's dont have censorship.

[billytalento]

Please SHOWTIME, you can place as many ad's as you want, but you have to upload the next episodes from Dexter....I'm from Germany and I can't watch Dexter until it is released on DVD here, which might be in 1 year or so.....Dexter is one of the best series I've ever watched and I can't wait for the 6th season any longer....

[MeMbErOfZiT]

@billytalento want a link to two sites where you can watch them? I don't know if it will work in Germany but I works in Ireland and the US. They are free and the only problem is they have a limit (72 min then wait 30 min to an hour) but you can switch back and forth to avoid that.

[GMSamuelRhine]

damn can't believe i never watched this before, fucking awesome

[INTERPOLFAN17]

tv-14? o.O

[Pedro60490]

Damn, no boobies :(

[codprodigyx]

WE WANT ALL OF DEXTER SEASON 6

[PrettySkll1984]

uhhh...thunder's just a noise....I think it would be lightning....lmfao!

[PrettySkll1984]

dexter DANCING ...lol

[PrettySkll1984]

i love how his dad's ghost has a reflection

[nasur86]

I hope they do share it on youtube even with ads I would still watch it

[Kenny2WWE]

Colin Hanks looks just like his dad, in the movie "Turner and Hooch" lol

[fallysfinest]

I have no idea what hammer time is..or how it differs from regular time. ROFL

[kwmwtaj]

Sorry it's hammer time!



[TRUNKSTHESAIYAN]

lol Stop Talking Dexter

[Ilovedthe70s76]

I would rather wait then pay to watch

[jaycrib]

I love that they are getting Dexter.back to the way he was in seasons 1 and 2

[BourneToLiveRich]

love the intro

[CrypticBeast754]

Uh, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE COPS COME WITH THE PARAMEDICS WHEN HE REPORTED HE WAS STABBED? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WRITING IN DEXTER LATELY??????

[talenta77]

@CrypticBeast754 The two men he stabbed with needles were people that were kidnapping/killing other people by listening to police scanners and arriving at scenes before the real cops and ambulances. That's why he killed them. o.o

[SuperFakeandGay]

@CrypticBeast754 Its not a realistic show...moot point.

[CrypticBeast754]

@SuperFakeandGay It was never so lazy before though, that's my point. The first like 3 seasons were rather good with small details like this.

[Tyroshimo9152]

Dexter is a pretty cool guy. He gets bj's, kills assholes and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Angelinalind11]

@Tyroshimo9152 And he is kind of an atheist too, more than cool! :)

[TheFlyingDaywalker]

"To see the full unedited episode order SHOWTIME now."

Translation: "Pay us money so that you can hear the word fuck."

[Loopyman105]

sister*

[Loopyman105]

is batista's daughter the bitch cousin from George Lopez?

[bIoodypingu]

@Loopyman105 Yup.

[koagz]

Thank you Showtime

[Rokondrius]

AWW they censored the boobs

[manchesterunited212]

This isnt illegal? Why would you ever buy showtime then?

[theclinger]

@manchesterunited212 "This isnt illegal?" Not if the channel is run by Showtime.

[TheSchangbang]

@manchesterunited212 because they release these a week after the episode so if you have showtime then you can watch it the day it comes out instead of a week later

[MrComfyCouch]

inner dexter - "because it makes no sense"

...

"thanks angel, you really made it all much more clear."

Oh Dexter.

[JesuszillaCorp]

I know all about Hammertime, i just won't admit it....oh wait...

[dcbeasley1]

fuck yea cut it up

[TrickyDickNix]

16:28 Tick Tock.

[Shibby2142]

"cum-grisly serial killer Dexter Morgan" boss

[Angelinalind11]

The best part for me was from minute 34 to 35.55 where Batista try to explain the existence of god and Dexter concludes: "because it makes no sense". EPIC!

[niptuck117]

Haha, Dexter is so fucking awkward. I love it.

"I have no idea what Hammer Time is."

[thedarkknight912]

dam cencorship LET ME SEE THEM TITTTTTIES

[iTzOMFGRyan15]

One swing at Dexter, and they're done.

[ksandnp]

What the hell happened between LaGuerta and Batista?

[sasuke1212naruto]

@ksandnp idk they just got a divorce, but they skiped the story line of it

[oogibah]

Lol Dexter: "WWJD"

[oogibah]

I liked all the seasons but the last one.. I might check this one out and give dexter a second shot.. he deserves it.

[unpuercofeo]

Its no Breaking Bad, but it'll do. Ill probably watch this season.

[TheRoxxorHaxxor]

@unpuercofeo You are right it isnt Breaking Bad.... its better :P

[HarryCaul89]

@TheRoxxorHaxxor Haha, no.

[tigonridge]

@HarryCaul89 Haha, denial.

[QuixoticUkulele]

@TheRoxxorHaxxor

I might be one of the few that really hate that show. There isn't anything "critically acclaimed" about it at all.

[alagarath]

Awesome! I would definitely watch every episode here if that happens..

[ElmerDurrer]

does the description really call dexter cum-grisly?

[sasuke1212naruto]

@ElmerDurrer yep XD

[SuperFakeandGay]

@ElmerDurrer wtf does that mean

[Xdestroyer6]

@ElmerDurrer Cum, apart from being slang for semen, is also a latin word with multiple meanings. In common English it is used as a linking word. In the description it means that Dexter is BOTH a mild mannered criminologist and a grisly serial killer. However if you prefer to think of the character as something more sexually explicit go right ahead.

[MPSecare]

@ElmerDurrer heheheh

[BeardedCrateDigga]

@ElmerDurrer fucking hilarious

[erikspring]

DEXTER!



[AGnemhkcke]

L ♥ V E. i have watched this like, 3 times today. xD

[AzIDx0]

"How do you know Greek?" - "I used to date sorority chicks back in college". Really? And the fact that you are a crime investigator? the fact that you are supposed to have wide knowledge about lots of different things to be able to connect that with what you see, did you just forget about this? This is wrong on so many levels! Education is important people! I know what alpha and omega is not because I date sorority chicks.

[LoveBringsTruth]

@AzIDx0

This is the worst garbage I have ever seen on my life. Look at the comments. There is no education or morals. And that one investigator is probably one of the ugliest chics I ever seen. She looks like an anorexic foot.

[Kobe24Bryant1324]

why does he need the M99? When ever he fails with it, he just EASILY chokes them out. LIKE A BOSS!!!!

[jutsumaster23]

@Kobe24Bryant1324 IT KEEPS THEM PASSED OUT LONGER, LISTEN IN THE FIRST SEASON

[Talulah57]

"It's a miracle I graduated without killing anyone."

[crashevil1]

Looks like we have a father and son snake killer. Dexter has to kill those 2 guys but with a price... My guessing.

[lilbuttinski19]

Dear Showtime.... please place all of the 6th season on youtube.... I dont care if i have to watch Ad's.... I LOVE DEXTER..... :)

[sirgreggins8824]

the best is when he kills him in the panther mask

[sirgreggins8824]

Dexter is the fuckin man

[Jaquan1254]

Censor cussing and the 5 seconds of tits but not snakes pouring out of a man's stomach?

[landesal]

cant touch this bitch. :D

[thetruthisouthere]

Wow

[MACHO564]

Why didn't they show Rita in the intro????

[hiddenmuggle]

@SixQz thank you!

[hiddenmuggle]

Before I watch this, can someone tell me what they mean by being edited from it's original form? am I going to miss something?

[SixQz]

@hiddenmuggle Blurring out nudity, and bleeping curse words. You won't miss anything except those 2 things.

[DawnsAssassin]

@hiddenmuggle Hell yes, you are going to miss titties and bad language.

[crazymann22356]

zomg dexter on youtube is instaboner

[Riverondo]

God really protected him there.

[TangerineGroovin]

@Riverondo

nice argument....

[s3xypie]

First I was like: OMG DEXTER'S ON THE YOUTUBES?!!?

Then I was like: Aww, it's censored... :c

[babbbyyyohhh]

best freaking show ever! i swear!

[JetMechMA]

You're all depraved.

[zrfan50]

Show to me them titties.



[DUNNJIN]

Next we need a DEXTER movie!!

[landesal]

damn dexter u scary

[cunnidvd]

best TV series of all time

[acer57]

it's a masterpiece!!!

[C1Era]

@MrTclemson Appreciate you ruining the entire season premier for me and everyone else that watches this video.

[cmbuvi92]

Whole episode, no ads? Good stuff!

[jjone13]

partyhype.webs.com

[k0d14k1]

wow they put a whole fuckin' episode online? craziness!

[ANCHORSaweighMYboys]

i love this shit!!! 

[Slamjack01]

Stop talking Dexter.

[breakinginfinity0]

"Hammer time" LOL Love Dexter

[integral]

Stop talking, Dexter :D

[applessuace]

Joe reminds me of Rob Thomas

[FGBCHENG]

Deb gets hotter every season, and Harrison looks like Harry

[d956impala]

15:50 that blonde is so hot n cute!