Most Subscribed: A Song

[TheNInjaEmma]

BUT THAT SHIRT IS SO AWESOME!!!

[midnightsun2010]

You should totally make more of those shirts!!! :( And "So Jokes" isn't on dftba.com anymore. Why not?

[starlove0043]

nigahiga is pretty awesome, but i'd choose nerdfighteria over everyone else any day <3

[rachy0523]

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS C!!!! (I am referring to the shirt.)

[rainabraina]

Whos Fred?  ;)

[annathe3rd]

@rainabraina I wish I didn't know either.

[hmshark]

IS THAT A DANELECTRO? That's badass.

[princessemiko]

whatever happened to Fred?

[azpa714]

@princessemiko He stopped making videos because he signed up with Nickelodeon and started making movies with them. In my opinion, his videos became crappy ever since he appeared on iCarly.

[VideosOfJordan]

wow i didn't realise KevJumba was ever that high up

[MsShmankYou14]

This is an awesome song.

And as for his shirt, well you know what they say:

When in doubt, pick C!

[Mrglyndyfrdwy1]

0:58 HOLY SHIT. Look at how much YouTube has grown since then ... Most Subscribed was Fred with 1.2 million? Hahah!

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

Dude, Fred totally becomes asshat-like

DFTBA

[13cmwright99]

dude i cant believe you ACTUALLY have an ACTUAL danelectro guitar!!! that is soooo hardcore!!

[MusicByTheMoon]

@13cmwright99 You can buy them cheap now, unless you mean an old one.

[13cmwright99]

@MusicByTheMoon Yeah I know I was just kinda geeking out cuz I don't see them very often

[shadowex6999]

kewl your guitar looks 2-D :)

[MrNic608]

its a doobly-doo now

[JustABitUnlikely11]

The "Subscribe" button used to be yellow once...

Just like when the sidebar...well,was a sidebar.

[caseyeatsyourface]

You know how in Harry Potter, Dumbledore always looks over the top of his glasses at Harry and the whole staring-into-his-soul thing happens? Yeah... You do that a lot in this video. :D

[JustSomeGinger]

I love hanks songs



[fournya]

I like how you rhymed group and poop

[Theejoshpow]

And now you're one.

[dradlover123]

three things

1. You are beautiful

2.plese write more harry potter songs

3. PLEASE COME TO MEMPHIS

[Rockguy456]

is it a danelectro?

[Rockguy456]

ive got an ibenez

[Rockguy456]

what guitar is it

[syar135]

I love the guitar!

[Kheph1]

i love how hank makes fun of Fred in multiple songs

[ljlightfire1]

@Kheph1 is thier ever reason not to make fun of him THINK about it

[regularguy5mb]

Awesome song. Awesome shirt.

I love my DFTBA shirt. Wear it as often as possible.

[mrburns1436]

Hank, when did you get a new guitar? It's bitchin!

[JustMeStarlight]

Danelectro!!!!!!! i have one!

[meeiscool]

im trying to write a song and your obviosly preatty good at it soooo....awsome-tips?

[indiaxinsolence]

Looks like SOMEONE remembered to be awesome today. :)

[kpanda305]

Almost 100,000 subscribers!!1

[Nerdfighter21]

Awesome. Always.

[Helgacabbage]

PLEASE SELL MORE SHIRTS!!!!!

[CandyFlossFro]

make like.. a thousand more please(:

[whitesoxfanatic]

Yesterday I tried finding a shirt with equal awesome levels online, but failed.

[magicloveserenity]

more shirts? please? when will you be restocking?

[Untitleder]

I love that guitar!

[Culexable]

I cannot believe I did not comment this before..but Hank...I want your Danelectro....That is all...

:D

[urbstephanie]

The answer to your shirt is C.<3

Bee Dew Dew !

[acdcfan7]

hey what type of guitar do you have?

[cretin76]

looks like a danelectro. famously made of cheap, dodgy parts that all actually work together to make an awesome sound. hank needs to tune his. good for a surf sound. listen to australian band deadstar for danelectro at its best.

[koolmagicguy]

fred sucks ape's balls.

[triggerman73]

i know...i want his account to get removed by "accident" if you know what i mean...

[Bosoxgalaxy]

@koolmagicguy hmmm, would you rephrase that as Shakespearian insult?

[koolmagicguy]

@Bosoxgalaxy Sir Fred thoughtfully chews and moistens the small nuts of primates.

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@koolmagicguy I'm disappointed.That's not the nerdfighter way. You may not like him (neither do i really) but don't become a giant squid of anger.

[koolmagicguy]

@TheGummyBearOverLord I've changed quite a bit since last year, when I posted that comment. Thanks for your comment though. I will try not to be a giant squid of anger :D

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@koolmagicguy i'm glad too hear it. :)

[yoyomiksta]

OMG U WERE MEAN TO FRED!!!!!!!

[courtnay4802]

ahem, where was mz julia nunes in all this?! lol. x

[minka989]

However wonderful, talented, and beautiful she is, she is not one of the Top Subscribed.

[Maxito4321]

YOU SUCK

[marinayellow]

Who the hell is Fred?

I was talking to my friend the other day and she said someone reminded her of Fred from youtube and I did not get the reference.

DFTBA.

[marinayellow]

Just watched a Fred video. I don't get how he has any subscribers.

[chapstick00]

One of the world's great mysteries. Either that or all of his subscribers are idiots?

[malofa99]

Machinima deserves 3rd, vlog bros should have 2nd and I think NigaHiga should be king

[Minkusia]

lovely song, Hank! ^^

[RoflmaoCo]

Yea...Fred is 6.

Great song, keep it up!

[Ulrock7777]

I like the Megan Fox Watch reference lol Nice song ^_^

[Cheeserock123]

I absolutely love Youtube songs. I always have. Therefore, this is one of my favourite vlogbrothers videos. Well done Hank :]

[JerryLikeRikki]

actually fred is 16

[Deidara668]

who cares? fred sucks

[callmesuspect]

This is a ticket for one (1) sense of humor that can be claimed at any time by learning what humor is.

[spec10]

That Danelectro Guitar looks awesome, I wish there was a lefty version of it.

[jwjch12]

just get a right hand and restring upsidedown

great song it's true no one wants to be like fred

[spec10]

jwjch12, i know hendrix played his strat that way before they made lefty versions for him, and i know many guitars where it's no big deal to play it upside down, but this one, like a les paul, has a cutaway on only one side, which makes playing the higher frets in "upside down mode" very hard, uncomfortable and maybe impossible for small hands. and besides that, i think this guitar is one of those that just look like crap if you play them upside down :)

[jwjch12]

oh ok just that i play a fender mustang upside coz im a lefty to and for some reason it's next to inpossable to get lefty things

[allusivelunaticgnome]

More Shirts!

[ShineYourLight18]

no...more....shirts?? that momentarily drains the awesome out of me.

if you decide to make more, make ure you tell us, please!!!

DFTBA

[SarahDavisSings]

Cool shirt and song!

I noticed on that last "subscribed," you opened your mouth just a tad more. It improved your tone a bit and brought out some natural vibrato.

Not that you don't do well normally, I just thought I'd point that awesome moment out....it's the music teacher in me. :)

[kamkp10]

nice guitar and hi i am a total nerdfighter

[OrangeSweatervest]

brilliant once again

[kitty2wt]

i can't tell if he's making fun of the Jonas Brothers or not....

i hope not, Hank :S

[HarryLime67]

To write a song with this title and theme and completely omit Natalie/communitychannel is like writing a history of nerdfighters/vlogbrothers and only mentioning that successful and popular author John Green, and not that other melon farmer (what was his name again?).

[hippiescum]

I have no clue...lets just say David Tennant that way no one cares if we're wrong.

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

ha great song

[amyleeforgottensoul]

I was on vacation when those shirts came out! NOOOO! Please make more!

[xGlowFliesx]

I wants on of those shirtss....

By the time I got $20 they had all sold out ]:

[miketrigs93]

play some heavier stuff with that danelectro hank ;)

really nice btw :D

[darkally]

you should make a cd/tshirt bundle! it would make for a great gift

[100greenbottles]

You know that is such a good idea!

[drjones087]

seriously make more of those shirts

[millainparachute]

I want a t-shirt!:P New guitar, btw?

[littleradge]

Oh, apologies! I just know that Alan and him have regular beef with each other; probably not right for me to assume that you'd take sides, sorry Hank!

[tackydacks]

i love ur tshirt

[mdoggin]

fred can eat shit.

[TheEntertainist]

That's an elephant sex thumbnail??? Giraffe??? Nice video. lol. :D

[bananachip33]

I love your guitar :D

You guys should be the top subscribed next to nigahiga and smosh I think.

[oohhhshiny]

I think you should make more shirts =D

[SuperHackBros]

Can you guys make this downloadable?

[Cheeselena]

this song was cool. but it felt like you were insulting some channels. which is just a little unkosh

[KillerRectangles]

What about LiveLavaLive? He's gotta be up there somewhere..

~KillerRectangles

[ShanaHaZe]

new guitar???

[nolometangere]

so... why is Fred the most subscribed? (seriously)

[screamingXsoul]

people like watching other people make fools of themselves, that's why.

[DancingBandGeek]

You failed to mention communitychannel. Atleast I'm assuming that she is one of the most subscribed considering that I have to sift through 15 pages of comments on one of her videos before I find the one I posted an hour ago. But anyhow, I like her. And you guys, too. That really was meant to be a compliment, even if it didn't sound like it.

[jackiewolfcin]

i had to pause the vid to read your shirt.

[simplywhitneymcgee]

i don't even know what this video is about because i was mesmerized by your incredible hair.

i'm going to watch it again,if only for the audio.

[ariadne42]

Hey! That's a new guitar!

[ANDYGLOV3R]

awesome, you should make more songs!

[AuntieToad]

Wonderful! I like the shirt, I would have bought one for my sister if you had any left!

[fruave]

i have the same mouse as you hank.

[elmo81409]

When did you get the electric Hank? It's actually really nice. Good song, too, but my day could have gone without the dancing spandex Jonas brother.

[DuckyLupin]

That was awesome! Are you going to sell anymore of those shirts?

[Panthersrose]

love the shirt! did you make it?

[timberwolf98]

Nice guitar, excellent song!

[MorillesBelles]

What manga series do you have? I see those telltale red tokyopop logos.... :D

[cutie6325]

i've been wondering myself

[reinix]

haha, oh dear.

you should have a contest to win some shirts :]

[chibiviolinist21]

I WANT THAT SHIIIRT!!! HAHA

[Charlie0the0Unicorn]

but.....i wanted one....

boo low availibility....

[33dgtp]

if we are made of awesome..then like ..Fred is exactly the opposite....he's made of awful...or shit...whatever u would call it

[bubblewrapbump]

I don't wanna be like Fred, either.

But maybe that's just because the transition would have to involve a sex change.

Great shirts, by the way.

[stockham]

I want a t-shirt :o(

[stumpomaticme]

Make more shirts please :(

[deidarasgurl012]

:O i wanna see a full version of ur shirt

[ToastethTheNinja]

Hank sounded like Seinfeld when he put the shirt on his head.

[Heidi47]

Delightful

[anglophile312]

Hey, why didn't this show up i my subscription box??

[trippywalnut]

fail at buying shirt :(

[CGmovieproductions]

That was really good. :)

[strawberryXswirl]

am i the only one that really doesn't like Hanks songs

love all the other videos John and Hank make, but the songs just annoy me

sorry :(

[NerdfighterWedding]

Awesome song, it's been stuck in my head all day. And I managed to sneak in there and snag a t-shirt, which will make an eeeexcellent engagement present.

[StinkyBurger]

Isn't CommunityChannel up there? If not, she should be. Way more awesome than Fred (I agree with Hank. I definitely don't wanna be like Fred).

**Check out my short films!**

[tanner1ie]

Machinima's cool, alright, but check out IGNEntertainment's page.

[HAMSTERk]

That was awesome! The guitar sounded great.

[freewebs2312]

go hank!

[mackenzilong]

lol. "a couple of girl and a couple of dozen guys" that was perfect! I can't stop laughing at that line.

[missionman003]

way to go hank! I love your guitar!

[XDPika]

lol

nice job !

[mythmanjay]

Did you mention HotForWords? She may not be on the site's top-list (her videos ARE kinda screwy, usually showing up with sound disconnected from images---even more than usual!), but she's been on The O`Reilly Factor eight-or-nine times!

[stardolls1fan]

you didn't mention DaveDays or Shane Dawson!!!! >:-(

[herenseti]

legend guitar

i want it so much

you should do a lindisfarne cover

[RaaaytselM]

EAT POOP!!! lol

[xjabi]

woah i didn't know Davedays was that big...!

[l3l0ody]

you have pretty teeth

[joomoo123]

I noticed that.

[amydulieu0]

Yes, yes he does

[skillageboi95]

love you man it really catchy lol

[hiitsrayandlava]

machinima? XD

[tanner1ie]

Search for their channel, on Youtube, if you're into games.

IGNentertainment, also.

(That's assuming, that you're comment means you don't know what Machinima is, though it could mean, you find it funny the name's used in Hank's song or you mean you're surprised Machinima is so heavily subscribed.

Whichever, thinking that out was fun).

[ieau42]

go the underdog!

[yellowpages67]

You need to make more shirts!

[sparx91]

I just noticed that you have extremely lovely hair. Just thought I'd say. =)

[tanner1ie]

Ha ha - random :)

(No offence, intended).

[Thelovelychristinaa]

Who wants to be like Fred?...

[joomoo123]

no one.

[SarahEZiegler]

Hmm, not my favorite, I like songs that are more about how you feel, or what you experience maybe?

[ChipsandGeneral]

should have taken it off... lol i'm buying one =D =D

[memyselfiamweird]

MAKE MORE SHIIIRTS

*cries*

Pwease? o.o

[OscoCaster]

danelectro!!!

[MyCoastYourCoast]

Way to be awkward. LOL.

-Sara

[gussykirsty]

wow! mines is the first one. booyah all!

x

[Graycloak]

My girlfriend likes Fred. Its ok though, since there's nothing else wrong with her. X3

[avidhpfan]

Nerdfighters need DFTBA Records t-shirts like zombies need brains, so please make more! We will all (well, except 200 of us) be very sad if you don't.

Thank you, and DFTBA.

[locologan187]

uh lame, put out more shirts!

[baozakerga]

tabs / sheet music needs to published for this stuff

[hannahjoyhopes]

MAKE. MORE. SHIRTS. LOTS MORE. I NEED ONE. BADLY. SO. MAKE MORE.

please?

[stststuttering]

your *

[Tardis910]

I want one of those shirts. Make some more!!!

[FIGOMAN11]

i see you've upgraded your guitar.

[htmlbandit]

The shirts are cool

[DionysusGodOfTheVine]

wtf was that crap with the jonas brothers haha

[Jemling]

Poor Fred...

[grasp183]

Make more shirts, please!!!!

[struttedstuff]

Epic guitar.

Epic Shirt.

Song....well, you've done better...

[DedFysch]

I wanted a shirt....:( The DFTBA records doesn't have any.

[sinisterxlullaby]

Nerdfighter population > DFTBA t-shirt stock.

Fail.

More shirts, please. (:

[museworkings]

So where can one get that shirt?

[Halster310]

And also, can you make more t-shirts? :(

I want one so bad!!

-Hallie (again)

[Halster310]

I LOVE UR GUITAR!

-Hallie (Guitar Nerdfighter!)

[TheEntertainmentsyst]

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[musicalcurse]

I missed the plain guitar! I like the electric a lot too. :3