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  • "You not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then be like: Oh let me call Charlene on Thursday!... Noooo! "

  • so much respect for dave chappelle.

  • why does the guy who fucks monkeys has a white accent? lol

  • nah man...ima chill wit muh monkey hahahaha

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    illllluikqj . m  xn m. zmxzmmzz

  • 27*

  • This wasn't that funny at all honestly.

  • word????

  • once you fuck a monkey that's a firm decision.'i'm outta the human pussy game for good'

  • "..after all this research this is the best explanation you could come up with mothafucka ...no one fucks monkeys AND humans you idiot.... youre not gonna get some monkey pussy on tuesday and then be like well let me call sharleen on thursday. noooo"

  • 2:18

    Guy on the left in all red. Keeling Over Crying Laughing. 

  • All I fuck is..CHIMPS AND ORANGUTANS 

  • Humanpussygame<3

  • This guy is a genuis.. he purposely sprinkles tidbits of ignorance in his bit by fabrication and jus makes shit way more funny

  • you know how long it took to train this monkey to suck mah dick.... without peeling it... mmmh!

  • Who ever dislike Dave they can go Fuck they self

  • DjQuicksta = Joke Kill

  • @AKMproductions13 wtf? im not sayin that in a mean way, i seriously dont know what you mean. if your saying u dont get my name, i made it from DJ quik, the rapper, i just put quicksta instead, and and 223 is from the .223 round (also known as .556) that is used in an ar-15 assault rifle, because i gues i am kinda a gun enthusiest.

  • HAHAAHHAHAH

  • Word?

  • More monkey pussy for me

  • LMFAO I AM DIEING THIS IS SO FUNNY!

  • This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen.

  • big bright red booty

  • actually aids didnt come from doin it w/ monkeys. it came because the disease started with monkeys then people in third world countries eat monkey brains and caught it from the blood. thats actually what scientists are saying. not hatin though, this is funny

  • @DJquicksta223 How'd it get to America then? And almost exclusively in the homosexual and IV drug using communities. I'm not saying I know the answer, but it's a stretch attempting to find a correlation between people in third world countries who eat apes and the two demographics majorly affected in the U.S.

  • @pringleznpretzels because of the slaves, im not blameing african americans but over in africa (which has alot of third world countries) people eat monkey brains, idk how often or to what extent i just know this is a fact, and aids started with monkeys, thats another proven fact. and when it got here it wasnt very prominent, but i gues a few homosexuals caught it and they have alot of unprotected sex (because they cant get pregnant) and it started getting more and more prominent.

  • @DJquicksta223 AIDS and HIV weren't even an issue until the 1980s so slaves couldn't have possibly been a cause. There are no "proven facts" about the origin of the virus. There are many likely theories and locations of spread but no one has proven anything empirically. It is still conjecture at this point as far as I know.

  • @pringleznpretzels okay, first off it is a proven fact that the virus was origionally a monkey diseas. you cant argue that, it was from monkeys. and people in africa also ate monkey brains. and yes it wasnt a problem back then because waaaay less people were whoring a long time ago and the homosexuals were all in hiding, only in recent years have they all been doing the gay pride things. so yes, my statement is pretty factual.

  • @DJquicksta223 You're thinking of Simian Immunodeficiency Virus or SIV. HIV, although similar, is not the same virus. Scientists have tried to make connections between the two and yes SIV is a very plausible origin of HIV but there is no conclusive evidence. It's just the most accepted theory which doesn't make it "a proven fact".

  • @pringleznpretzels i just got finished doing my research on aids, the way i say it happened is actually one of the theorys that are out there, but there are also many other theories, so in a way i am right, but in a way you are to. all im saying is that no1 caught aids by having sex with monkeys( or maybe they did), but thats not how the big epidemic started, but dave still did a hilarious stand up and we shouldnt argue about aids, lets just enjoy his act.

  • @DJquicksta223 For your information, prostitution is often referred to as "the world's oldest profession" for a reason. people have been whoring for a lot longer than you think buddy boi. and it is not a "proven" fact that HIV came from monkeys. that is a theory. get yer facts straight before you go talking out your buttt :P

  • @DJquicksta223 It's a man-made virus, that is what scientists lean more towards. vaccinations that were done on Africans and homosexuals in the Mid 1970's. They were using samples from Simians and injecting them.

  • @TheWorldMovesWithYou dude, that conversation is so old. i totally fogot about it. get the net bro

  • @DJquicksta223 You sound like a 4G commerical, that's so 2 weeks ago, lol. It's all good man, just had to put my change in.

  • @TheWorldMovesWithYou lol, you: dude aids me: dude, because of my super fast

    4G phone that i didnt even use in that conversation, that is so old, duhh. lol jk

  • @DJquicksta223 thats just another theory

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  • 1:45 maan i was laughin maa ass off daiiimmmm

  • 27 ppl satyed hom wit they Monkey

  • hahahah

  • rip your dick off like a celery stalk Lol

  • dave- aids said that something dat had sex wit the mokey WORRRRRRRD???

  • last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet nigga

    LOL

  • ORANGATAIIIIINGS

  • This is the only possible explanation for our existence since there's "no such thing as evolution"........Just ask those TEA PARTY freaks!!!!!

  • 25 people got their dicks peeled like a banana

  • If he thinks only a monkey can jerk you off with it's feet he's never been to Japan.

  • @pretorious700 lol wut?

  • @pretorious700 - Sounds like I need to go to Japan...

  • "WORD??" lol

  • One possibility is that Tarzan raped monkey

  • all i fuck is trannys

  • In a YouTube documentary some scientist said that AIDS/HIV started from vaccines what contained something from monkeys kidneys or something.

  • u kno how strong a monkey is? rip ur dick like the seleri stall throw it in the tall grass could never be seen again lmfaooo i died i love dave man

  • 25 people fuck monkeys eww u started aids u dirty son of a bitches lol

  • actually the theory is a man got aids from eating monkey, from the blood getting in maybe open cuts he got from catching it and from blood saliva contact etc. just sharing to ruin the funny you know how it is!

  • @gowplayer2 HHAHAHAHAHA

  • V no life V

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  • @happyghost victims huh? U kno id like u to inbox me so we can discuss this. I sense a rather enjoyable debate

  • 25 people dislike this video

  • @HYLUXE no shit

  • @pierrelevtchenko

    i should have put. (SARCASM INTENDED) with all the stupid comments like 'thumbs up if your'e watching this in 2011!' i figured i'd put the absolute most obvious comment about dislikes. so yes. 'no shit'

  • I think you should all search for Trickady and listen to Make her happy, and In the ghetto

  • "think how hard it would be to catch a monkey..... and fuck it. That's ridiculous!" I've heard this line 1000 times and I still laugh my ass off every time i hear it....

  • 25 people have aids

  • Hey guys i love this guy, can someone tell me what the whole show is called?

  • @hiQer the whole show is called for what its worth

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  • @hiQer for what its worth

  • 25 people got they dick ripped off n thrown in the tall grass never to b seen again

  • think about caching a monkey then fuck it

  • I hate these, but I had to do it, for Dave.

    24 People got their dick ripped off by a monkey, like a celery stalk, and had it tossed in the long grass to never be seen again.

  • @Johnnygiggles 27 now

  • @Johnnygiggles what if they were female?

  • I made a firm decision :)

  • LOL "hey dawg we gona go to the club and pick up some girls u tryin to roll?" Nawww man im cool! LOL OMGGGGGGGG

  • hahahaha always the same effect even if i've seen it a millions time! DAVE IS A GENIUS!

  • ..."big bright red booty..."

  • I luv Chappelle. Wish he was back on tv!

  • MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR ME

  • "so y'all could keep fuckin these people if you want nigga, its more monkey pussy for me"  LMAO

  • I don't know if this is true, but I have heard that in some place in Asia they tied up orangutans and used them in a brothel.

  • nah, man, i'm cool... I'm staying home... chillin with my monkeey..  -__-

  • The US gov invented AIDS!!!

  • Rip ur dick off like a celery stalk. Uurrgghh!!

  • 24 people are out of the human pusy game for good

  • ribbit if you press 3

  • Ima get some monkey pussy on tuesday and call Charlene on tuesday lmao that was funny

  • Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. This common ancestor existed

    5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.

  • DUDE LIKE HONESTLY, ITS HILARIOUS WHEN PEOPLE REPEAT THE FUNNY SHIT IN VIDEOS. LIKE, WOW

  • MO MONKEY PUSSY FOR MEEE!

  • 11 people fuck monkeys

  • this is hilarious

  • break that shit off like a celery stalk...throw it in the tall grass, never to be seen again

  • 10 people are out of the human pussy game.

  • "word"

  • Nobody fucks monkeys and ppl , you idiot

  • I can picture the guys who developed AIDS getting together when they made it and one guy asking: "what do we tell them about where it came from?" and some guy on the side going: "monkey fucking" and then they all nodded and agreed

  • (: Bright red booty :)

  • 8 people fucked a monkey.

  • @mihaelab992 HAAHAHAHAA! nice one!

  • BIG BRIGHT RED BOOTY ctfu XD

  • Man, that was nasty as hell :P..

  • Dammit i want more!!!!!

  • It was from eating monkeys.. not f*ing them.

  • 8 people made a firm decision.

  • @emininemin lol

  • only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness LOL

  • NOBODY FUCKS MONKEYS & PEOPLE

  • FUCK MONkEY PUSSY ON TUESDAY AND BE LIKE LET ME CALL SHARLEEN ON THURSDAY.

  • or maybe the monkey fu**ed the man. you never know!

  • Catch a monkey and fuckit @0:54 

  • tap 3 over and over for frog version of dave chappelle (Ribbit)

    tap 7 over and over for dave chapelle blinking

    tap 1 over and over to see dave chappelle be a D.J

  • @SuReaLCoBra huh? How do that?

  • That guy must have been pretty desperate if he had to hook up with a monkey for sex . . . either that or really original.

  • i never laughed so hard in my life

  • bribe this nigga with friends and bannanas

  • 7 people had sex with a monkey.

  • orangatang next week lol

  • am out of the human pussy game. lol

  • 6 peoples dicks were ripped off by monkeys

  • *random quote from the clip we just watched*

  • you think you just gonna walk up and bribe this nigga with fruits and bananas? LOL

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  • throw that shit in the tall grass... it'll never be seen again!

  • @MrYungFatal Lmao.

  • @MrYungFatal You're a retard.

  • @MrYungFatal the fact that we evolved from monkey, is true because of the bones dug out from fossil excavation sites, so thats a fact not a theory, its just a fact and hard evidence u can touch. thats logic. But i understand the first 2 points----imo aids was made in a lab and released to the world...and the space fact is also a good point

  • @Hrko1992 Yeah, yeah...Keep believing what they tell you.

  • @Hrko1992 No it isn't. Not even gonna throw out facts or make a big 20 post/repost argument out of it but no. Humans evolved but it sure as hell wasn't from monkeys. monkeys have similar traits with humans and that's the only thing scientists have to go on.

  • @SeraphTheUndying We evolved from a common ancestor; not monkeys.

  • @Hrko1992 We didn't evolve FROM monkeys. We evolved from a common ancestor which gave birth to monkeys, apes, and humans. We're related; not evolved from. We have a 'parent'. It's not just the fossils it's also carbon dating which is very reliable. Also logic, but yes.. lol, sorry. I just don't want you to be telling people what you've said, because although you're trying to educate it's just misguided. Expand more.

  • @MrYungFatal You're a dumbass.

  • @evynacts You're a dickhead.

  • @MrYungFatal Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. This common ancestor existed 5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.

  • @evynacts Cool story, dickhead.

  • @MrYungFatal I'm thinking you're just trying to be funny.......but I'm going to clear some stuff up anyways.

    1) Scientists think AIDS in humans came from eating bushmeat (eating raw monkey meat), not fucking a monkey.

    2) No argument, makes sense.

    3) We evolved on the same lineage as monkeys and apes (which we are more closely related to). We did not evolve FROM apes. This is a common straw man argument that creationists spew, which pisses me off.

  • @djmk227 1)

    1) "Humans eating raw monkey meat" = AIDS came from a monkey, 'genius'.

    2) I don't need your approval, but okay.

    3) Maybe you evolved from the same linage as monkeys and apes, but until I see proof of this 'linage' (you are referring to), I'm going to say I was CREATED by GOD (if you are an atheist, don't bother continuing this debate, cuz my beliefs are not up for discussion and I will not be swayed).

  • @MrYungFatal

    1) HIV is transferred by blood. Raw meat = blood.  HIV didn't just "appear" in humans. It is a close relative of SIV, which is present in modern apes SIV virus also causes AIDS.

    3) Although not contradictory to the God hypothesis, I find that evolution is still very hard to convey to creationists. This is not because of a lack of evidence, but more because of an unwillingness to look into the facts and actually do some research. If you want to learn about it, I can help.

  • @djmk227

    1) Whatever you say...Maybe they have changed the way they explain it, so it sounds more believable. At first, it was just 'AIDS came from monkeys'.

    2) FACTS? You can believe we can from a MONKEY relative all you want, you still can't 100% PROVE that theory...I'm sticking with GOD, you brainwashed atheist (Like I said, not up for discussion).

  • @MrYungFatal

    You're very aggressive for someone who wears God on his/her sleeve.

    Evolution is already proven, this is a FACT. Read one book about it, go to one museum, talk to ONE biologist, and you will EASILY see this. Fuck, even I could explain it to you.

    I get a kick out of your "atheists being brainwashed" statement. There is no dedicated institution for hiding the truths from atheists, as there IS for theists.

    The lack of critical thought is strong with this one.

  • @djmk227 I don't disagree with evolution existing...My issue is with they way clown, like YOU, use it to disprove God.

    You're nothing more than a cocky 'know it all'...You don't think 'critically', you just read books, other biologists wrote, and find things in them to fit your vendetta against any beliefs against scientists.

  • @MrYungFatal

    ALL you have done this whole conversation is disagree with the existence of evolution! I have not tried to disprove God ONCE in this discussion, only to explain how evolution > creationism. God vs no God is a TOTALLY separate topic!

    By the way, in 1996 Pope John Paul II declared evolution accepted by the catholic church (I assume Christianity is your faith, I apologize if I am wrong). The churches stance is that evolution DID/DOES occur, but the soul was created by God.

  • @djmk227 No, I haven't...I disagree that we evolved from the same linage as monkeys and apes did, not with the evolution concept as a whole.

    No, you are wrong and I don't care what Pope John Paul declared...Cuz he is commercial and Catholics molest children...Just saying. I refuse to affiliate myself with a religion that indulges in blasphemous and controversial activities. But, that is a separate topic.

  • @MrYungFatal all Catholics don't molest children lol. it was a small number of priests. and fun fact: in terms of child molestation, the Catholic church has the least amount of cases compared to other Christian churches

  • @cain2335 1 is too many...PRIESTS shouldn't MOLEST children...PERIOD, clown.

  • @MrYungFatal well yea no shit lol. im just sharing a fact. a small number doesn't reflect the majority. the majority of priests (and when i say "majority", i mean almost all of them) are good priests

  • @cain2335 What is your point? Ever heard the saying that 'one bad apple spoils the bunch'? When 1 does it, he discredits the others and that's why people don't take religion seriously. It's a JOKE, because 2 or 3 a-holes couldn't leave little boys alone. What's it matter to you, anyway? Is your father or something a Catholic Priest?

  • @MrYungFatal many people don't take religion seriously bc of that flawed logic. a few people do something bad...and that means they hate the entire community? that makes no sense. it's not the religion at all; it's a few certain men, not all of them. and no my dad isn't a catholic priest, but i am a catholic. im just trying to share with you some rational thinking. and i do agree with you 100%: priests shouldn't ever molest children

  • @cain2335 That's bullshit! If a few robberies break out in a big, rich neighborhood (one in which is said to be a peaceful and quiet area) and it is said to be a couple guys doing it...Would you still move you and your family into that neighborhood? NO! You would look for a whole new community to move into! It's the same thing here...Religion is already going to hell, based on other controversial stuff, and then some Catholic Priests go rape some little boys! Religion is flawed becuz of that!

  • @MrYungFatal lol no it's not bullshit. i understand what you're trying to say, but the numbers between a housing community and a worldwide church are out of proportion. think of it this way: a girl you've been with for a long time cheats on you. so now you don't trust her. would you never trust any girl again? no it was just her. it doesnt mean that every girl will do that or do untrustful things. and religions going to hell? theres 2ish billion christians atonof muslims and manyother religions

  • @cain2335 but i doubt you're going to accept logical reasoning anyway. go ahead; be mad at the church. just remember: a few don't reflect the whole. not by a long shot

  • @cain2335 You'd be surprised at how many guys/girls stop trusting females/men after they get cheated on by one. Even if they do get with other females, they will never commit or invest too much emotionally in them, because of what happened with the girl that cheated on them.

    P.S. Just because someones calls them self a 'Christian' doesn't mean they are one. Ironically, the Catholic Priests that molested those children called themselves 'CHRISTIANS'.

  • @MrYungFatal Based on remains found in Africa it is thought that there are 20 different forms of humanoid, while it is mistaken that humans came from monkeys that is incorrect, the statement that humans came from apes there are none. Humans are regarded as DNA similar to, there is no proof that they came from the same line, it is assumed that if Humans and Apes came from the same tree, the line split many, many years ago. The idea of humans coming from apes is simplified idea of the concept.

  • @MasterMoviemaker1 Ahahahahahahaha...Save it. For all we know, we came from the same line as some other animal...That CONCEPT can't be confirmed (No one was around that long ago)! Even if we did...What does that matter in explaining the origin of life?

  • 5 people have aids

  • @jordanbhs09 6 people have aids

  • You just think you can walk up to him in the woods , and bribe this nigga with fruits and bannanas. Hey buddie hey !!! :) hahah 10/10

  • ya can keep fukin these people... MORE MONKEY PUSSY 4 ME !!

  • Shim shim?

  • @MrTeddyBearEater monkey from speed racer