"..after all this research this is the best explanation you could come up with mothafucka ...no one fucks monkeys AND humans you idiot.... youre not gonna get some monkey pussy on tuesday and then be like well let me call sharleen on thursday. noooo"
@AKMproductions13 wtf? im not sayin that in a mean way, i seriously dont know what you mean. if your saying u dont get my name, i made it from DJ quik, the rapper, i just put quicksta instead, and and 223 is from the .223 round (also known as .556) that is used in an ar-15 assault rifle, because i gues i am kinda a gun enthusiest.
actually aids didnt come from doin it w/ monkeys. it came because the disease started with monkeys then people in third world countries eat monkey brains and caught it from the blood. thats actually what scientists are saying. not hatin though, this is funny
@DJquicksta223 How'd it get to America then? And almost exclusively in the homosexual and IV drug using communities. I'm not saying I know the answer, but it's a stretch attempting to find a correlation between people in third world countries who eat apes and the two demographics majorly affected in the U.S.
@pringleznpretzels because of the slaves, im not blameing african americans but over in africa (which has alot of third world countries) people eat monkey brains, idk how often or to what extent i just know this is a fact, and aids started with monkeys, thats another proven fact. and when it got here it wasnt very prominent, but i gues a few homosexuals caught it and they have alot of unprotected sex (because they cant get pregnant) and it started getting more and more prominent.
@DJquicksta223 AIDS and HIV weren't even an issue until the 1980s so slaves couldn't have possibly been a cause. There are no "proven facts" about the origin of the virus. There are many likely theories and locations of spread but no one has proven anything empirically. It is still conjecture at this point as far as I know.
@pringleznpretzels okay, first off it is a proven fact that the virus was origionally a monkey diseas. you cant argue that, it was from monkeys. and people in africa also ate monkey brains. and yes it wasnt a problem back then because waaaay less people were whoring a long time ago and the homosexuals were all in hiding, only in recent years have they all been doing the gay pride things. so yes, my statement is pretty factual.
@DJquicksta223 You're thinking of Simian Immunodeficiency Virus or SIV. HIV, although similar, is not the same virus. Scientists have tried to make connections between the two and yes SIV is a very plausible origin of HIV but there is no conclusive evidence. It's just the most accepted theory which doesn't make it "a proven fact".
@pringleznpretzels i just got finished doing my research on aids, the way i say it happened is actually one of the theorys that are out there, but there are also many other theories, so in a way i am right, but in a way you are to. all im saying is that no1 caught aids by having sex with monkeys( or maybe they did), but thats not how the big epidemic started, but dave still did a hilarious stand up and we shouldnt argue about aids, lets just enjoy his act.
@DJquicksta223 For your information, prostitution is often referred to as "the world's oldest profession" for a reason. people have been whoring for a lot longer than you think buddy boi. and it is not a "proven" fact that HIV came from monkeys. that is a theory. get yer facts straight before you go talking out your buttt :P
@DJquicksta223 It's a man-made virus, that is what scientists lean more towards. vaccinations that were done on Africans and homosexuals in the Mid 1970's. They were using samples from Simians and injecting them.
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actually the theory is a man got aids from eating monkey, from the blood getting in maybe open cuts he got from catching it and from blood saliva contact etc. just sharing to ruin the funny you know how it is!
826 people rated this video, over 188,787 people watched it.
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i should have put. (SARCASM INTENDED) with all the stupid comments like 'thumbs up if your'e watching this in 2011!' i figured i'd put the absolute most obvious comment about dislikes. so yes. 'no shit'
"think how hard it would be to catch a monkey..... and fuck it. That's ridiculous!" I've heard this line 1000 times and I still laugh my ass off every time i hear it....
Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. This common ancestor existed
5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.
I can picture the guys who developed AIDS getting together when they made it and one guy asking: "what do we tell them about where it came from?" and some guy on the side going: "monkey fucking" and then they all nodded and agreed
@MrYungFatal the fact that we evolved from monkey, is true because of the bones dug out from fossil excavation sites, so thats a fact not a theory, its just a fact and hard evidence u can touch. thats logic. But i understand the first 2 points----imo aids was made in a lab and released to the world...and the space fact is also a good point
@Hrko1992 No it isn't. Not even gonna throw out facts or make a big 20 post/repost argument out of it but no. Humans evolved but it sure as hell wasn't from monkeys. monkeys have similar traits with humans and that's the only thing scientists have to go on.
@Hrko1992 We didn't evolve FROM monkeys. We evolved from a common ancestor which gave birth to monkeys, apes, and humans. We're related; not evolved from. We have a 'parent'. It's not just the fossils it's also carbon dating which is very reliable. Also logic, but yes.. lol, sorry. I just don't want you to be telling people what you've said, because although you're trying to educate it's just misguided. Expand more.
@MrYungFatal Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. This common ancestor existed 5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.
@MrYungFatal I'm thinking you're just trying to be funny.......but I'm going to clear some stuff up anyways.
1) Scientists think AIDS in humans came from eating bushmeat (eating raw monkey meat), not fucking a monkey.
2) No argument, makes sense.
3) We evolved on the same lineage as monkeys and apes (which we are more closely related to). We did not evolve FROM apes. This is a common straw man argument that creationists spew, which pisses me off.
1) "Humans eating raw monkey meat" = AIDS came from a monkey, 'genius'.
2) I don't need your approval, but okay.
3) Maybe you evolved from the same linage as monkeys and apes, but until I see proof of this 'linage' (you are referring to), I'm going to say I was CREATED by GOD (if you are an atheist, don't bother continuing this debate, cuz my beliefs are not up for discussion and I will not be swayed).
1) HIV is transferred by blood. Raw meat = blood. HIV didn't just "appear" in humans. It is a close relative of SIV, which is present in modern apes SIV virus also causes AIDS.
3) Although not contradictory to the God hypothesis, I find that evolution is still very hard to convey to creationists. This is not because of a lack of evidence, but more because of an unwillingness to look into the facts and actually do some research. If you want to learn about it, I can help.
1) Whatever you say...Maybe they have changed the way they explain it, so it sounds more believable. At first, it was just 'AIDS came from monkeys'.
2) FACTS? You can believe we can from a MONKEY relative all you want, you still can't 100% PROVE that theory...I'm sticking with GOD, you brainwashed atheist (Like I said, not up for discussion).
You're very aggressive for someone who wears God on his/her sleeve.
Evolution is already proven, this is a FACT. Read one book about it, go to one museum, talk to ONE biologist, and you will EASILY see this. Fuck, even I could explain it to you.
I get a kick out of your "atheists being brainwashed" statement. There is no dedicated institution for hiding the truths from atheists, as there IS for theists.
The lack of critical thought is strong with this one.
@djmk227 I don't disagree with evolution existing...My issue is with they way clown, like YOU, use it to disprove God.
You're nothing more than a cocky 'know it all'...You don't think 'critically', you just read books, other biologists wrote, and find things in them to fit your vendetta against any beliefs against scientists.
ALL you have done this whole conversation is disagree with the existence of evolution! I have not tried to disprove God ONCE in this discussion, only to explain how evolution > creationism. God vs no God is a TOTALLY separate topic!
By the way, in 1996 Pope John Paul II declared evolution accepted by the catholic church (I assume Christianity is your faith, I apologize if I am wrong). The churches stance is that evolution DID/DOES occur, but the soul was created by God.
@djmk227 No, I haven't...I disagree that we evolved from the same linage as monkeys and apes did, not with the evolution concept as a whole.
No, you are wrong and I don't care what Pope John Paul declared...Cuz he is commercial and Catholics molest children...Just saying. I refuse to affiliate myself with a religion that indulges in blasphemous and controversial activities. But, that is a separate topic.
@MrYungFatal all Catholics don't molest children lol. it was a small number of priests. and fun fact: in terms of child molestation, the Catholic church has the least amount of cases compared to other Christian churches
@MrYungFatal well yea no shit lol. im just sharing a fact. a small number doesn't reflect the majority. the majority of priests (and when i say "majority", i mean almost all of them) are good priests
@cain2335 What is your point? Ever heard the saying that 'one bad apple spoils the bunch'? When 1 does it, he discredits the others and that's why people don't take religion seriously. It's a JOKE, because 2 or 3 a-holes couldn't leave little boys alone. What's it matter to you, anyway? Is your father or something a Catholic Priest?
@MrYungFatal many people don't take religion seriously bc of that flawed logic. a few people do something bad...and that means they hate the entire community? that makes no sense. it's not the religion at all; it's a few certain men, not all of them. and no my dad isn't a catholic priest, but i am a catholic. im just trying to share with you some rational thinking. and i do agree with you 100%: priests shouldn't ever molest children
@cain2335 That's bullshit! If a few robberies break out in a big, rich neighborhood (one in which is said to be a peaceful and quiet area) and it is said to be a couple guys doing it...Would you still move you and your family into that neighborhood? NO! You would look for a whole new community to move into! It's the same thing here...Religion is already going to hell, based on other controversial stuff, and then some Catholic Priests go rape some little boys! Religion is flawed becuz of that!
@MrYungFatal lol no it's not bullshit. i understand what you're trying to say, but the numbers between a housing community and a worldwide church are out of proportion. think of it this way: a girl you've been with for a long time cheats on you. so now you don't trust her. would you never trust any girl again? no it was just her. it doesnt mean that every girl will do that or do untrustful things. and religions going to hell? theres 2ish billion christians atonof muslims and manyother religions
@cain2335 but i doubt you're going to accept logical reasoning anyway. go ahead; be mad at the church. just remember: a few don't reflect the whole. not by a long shot
@cain2335 You'd be surprised at how many guys/girls stop trusting females/men after they get cheated on by one. Even if they do get with other females, they will never commit or invest too much emotionally in them, because of what happened with the girl that cheated on them.
P.S. Just because someones calls them self a 'Christian' doesn't mean they are one. Ironically, the Catholic Priests that molested those children called themselves 'CHRISTIANS'.
@MrYungFatal Based on remains found in Africa it is thought that there are 20 different forms of humanoid, while it is mistaken that humans came from monkeys that is incorrect, the statement that humans came from apes there are none. Humans are regarded as DNA similar to, there is no proof that they came from the same line, it is assumed that if Humans and Apes came from the same tree, the line split many, many years ago. The idea of humans coming from apes is simplified idea of the concept.
@MasterMoviemaker1 Ahahahahahahaha...Save it. For all we know, we came from the same line as some other animal...That CONCEPT can't be confirmed (No one was around that long ago)! Even if we did...What does that matter in explaining the origin of life?
"You not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then be like: Oh let me call Charlene on Thursday!... Noooo! "
mista808 4 days ago 4
so much respect for dave chappelle.
SnoOze431 4 days ago
why does the guy who fucks monkeys has a white accent? lol
3417NATHAN 1 week ago 3
nah man...ima chill wit muh monkey hahahaha
Budsmokerhaha 1 week ago
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Pakofrenzy1 2 weeks ago
27*
wickafoOsha 2 weeks ago
This wasn't that funny at all honestly.
tyakack 2 weeks ago
word????
HotPocketsBoy 3 weeks ago
once you fuck a monkey that's a firm decision.'i'm outta the human pussy game for good'
bunnyshotmommy 3 weeks ago 2
"..after all this research this is the best explanation you could come up with mothafucka ...no one fucks monkeys AND humans you idiot.... youre not gonna get some monkey pussy on tuesday and then be like well let me call sharleen on thursday. noooo"
bunnyshotmommy 3 weeks ago
2:18
Guy on the left in all red. Keeling Over Crying Laughing.
Bak3dB3an 3 weeks ago
All I fuck is..CHIMPS AND ORANGUTANS
ChocoMiIk 1 month ago
Humanpussygame<3
juniorez888 1 month ago
This guy is a genuis.. he purposely sprinkles tidbits of ignorance in his bit by fabrication and jus makes shit way more funny
selig7 1 month ago
you know how long it took to train this monkey to suck mah dick.... without peeling it... mmmh!
mscameron22 1 month ago 6
Who ever dislike Dave they can go Fuck they self
imkendrickbruhh 1 month ago 2
DjQuicksta = Joke Kill
AKMproductions13 1 month ago
@AKMproductions13 wtf? im not sayin that in a mean way, i seriously dont know what you mean. if your saying u dont get my name, i made it from DJ quik, the rapper, i just put quicksta instead, and and 223 is from the .223 round (also known as .556) that is used in an ar-15 assault rifle, because i gues i am kinda a gun enthusiest.
DJquicksta223 1 month ago
HAHAAHHAHAH
marcello000 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Word?
simpski 2 months ago 7
More monkey pussy for me
TheSg190th 2 months ago 4
LMFAO I AM DIEING THIS IS SO FUNNY!
biskut0024 2 months ago
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen.
frogjezz 2 months ago
big bright red booty
reynaldo2063 2 months ago 4
actually aids didnt come from doin it w/ monkeys. it came because the disease started with monkeys then people in third world countries eat monkey brains and caught it from the blood. thats actually what scientists are saying. not hatin though, this is funny
DJquicksta223 2 months ago
@DJquicksta223 How'd it get to America then? And almost exclusively in the homosexual and IV drug using communities. I'm not saying I know the answer, but it's a stretch attempting to find a correlation between people in third world countries who eat apes and the two demographics majorly affected in the U.S.
pringleznpretzels 1 month ago
@pringleznpretzels because of the slaves, im not blameing african americans but over in africa (which has alot of third world countries) people eat monkey brains, idk how often or to what extent i just know this is a fact, and aids started with monkeys, thats another proven fact. and when it got here it wasnt very prominent, but i gues a few homosexuals caught it and they have alot of unprotected sex (because they cant get pregnant) and it started getting more and more prominent.
DJquicksta223 1 month ago
@DJquicksta223 AIDS and HIV weren't even an issue until the 1980s so slaves couldn't have possibly been a cause. There are no "proven facts" about the origin of the virus. There are many likely theories and locations of spread but no one has proven anything empirically. It is still conjecture at this point as far as I know.
pringleznpretzels 1 month ago
@pringleznpretzels okay, first off it is a proven fact that the virus was origionally a monkey diseas. you cant argue that, it was from monkeys. and people in africa also ate monkey brains. and yes it wasnt a problem back then because waaaay less people were whoring a long time ago and the homosexuals were all in hiding, only in recent years have they all been doing the gay pride things. so yes, my statement is pretty factual.
DJquicksta223 1 month ago
@DJquicksta223 You're thinking of Simian Immunodeficiency Virus or SIV. HIV, although similar, is not the same virus. Scientists have tried to make connections between the two and yes SIV is a very plausible origin of HIV but there is no conclusive evidence. It's just the most accepted theory which doesn't make it "a proven fact".
pringleznpretzels 1 month ago
@pringleznpretzels i just got finished doing my research on aids, the way i say it happened is actually one of the theorys that are out there, but there are also many other theories, so in a way i am right, but in a way you are to. all im saying is that no1 caught aids by having sex with monkeys( or maybe they did), but thats not how the big epidemic started, but dave still did a hilarious stand up and we shouldnt argue about aids, lets just enjoy his act.
DJquicksta223 1 month ago
@DJquicksta223 For your information, prostitution is often referred to as "the world's oldest profession" for a reason. people have been whoring for a lot longer than you think buddy boi. and it is not a "proven" fact that HIV came from monkeys. that is a theory. get yer facts straight before you go talking out your buttt :P
littlebirdie1423 1 month ago
@DJquicksta223 It's a man-made virus, that is what scientists lean more towards. vaccinations that were done on Africans and homosexuals in the Mid 1970's. They were using samples from Simians and injecting them.
TheWorldMovesWithYou 1 month ago
@TheWorldMovesWithYou dude, that conversation is so old. i totally fogot about it. get the net bro
DJquicksta223 1 month ago
@DJquicksta223 You sound like a 4G commerical, that's so 2 weeks ago, lol. It's all good man, just had to put my change in.
TheWorldMovesWithYou 1 month ago
@TheWorldMovesWithYou lol, you: dude aids me: dude, because of my super fast
4G phone that i didnt even use in that conversation, that is so old, duhh. lol jk
DJquicksta223 1 month ago
@DJquicksta223 thats just another theory
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MrSHARKBITE12 2 months ago
1:45 maan i was laughin maa ass off daiiimmmm
Mrkozanli 2 months ago
27 ppl satyed hom wit they Monkey
armandoarevalo1 2 months ago
hahahah
Code49andzigzags 3 months ago
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TheCatTommy 3 months ago
rip your dick off like a celery stalk Lol
Zephyesa 3 months ago
dave- aids said that something dat had sex wit the mokey WORRRRRRRD???
strawberrypie0907 3 months ago in playlist More videos from davechappelletv
last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet nigga
LOL
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JndJTV 4 months ago
ORANGATAIIIIINGS
heynicetry 4 months ago 4
This is the only possible explanation for our existence since there's "no such thing as evolution"........Just ask those TEA PARTY freaks!!!!!
baggins707 4 months ago
25 people got their dicks peeled like a banana
JaiKitsune 4 months ago
If he thinks only a monkey can jerk you off with it's feet he's never been to Japan.
pretorious700 5 months ago 55
@pretorious700 lol wut?
darkdisaster87 4 months ago
@pretorious700 - Sounds like I need to go to Japan...
A86 1 month ago
"WORD??" lol
kris9138 5 months ago
One possibility is that Tarzan raped monkey
TheDjArcan 5 months ago 19
all i fuck is trannys
polancot1 5 months ago 2
In a YouTube documentary some scientist said that AIDS/HIV started from vaccines what contained something from monkeys kidneys or something.
RAMB0IV 5 months ago
u kno how strong a monkey is? rip ur dick like the seleri stall throw it in the tall grass could never be seen again lmfaooo i died i love dave man
CaLiKuShSmOkEr420 5 months ago
25 people fuck monkeys eww u started aids u dirty son of a bitches lol
CaLiKuShSmOkEr420 5 months ago
actually the theory is a man got aids from eating monkey, from the blood getting in maybe open cuts he got from catching it and from blood saliva contact etc. just sharing to ruin the funny you know how it is!
scaldash 5 months ago
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Well to be fair niggers and apes are the same so?
gowplayer2 5 months ago
@gowplayer2 HHAHAHAHAHA
Kurotensity 5 months ago
V no life V
PleaseMeSleezy 5 months ago
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826 people rated this video, over 188,787 people watched it.
If we use the like to dislike ratio to estimate the total number of likes and dislikes this video would have if everyone rated this video we would end up with a total of 5,968 dislikes and 183, 902 likes.
TheCatsLastWord 5 months ago
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TheCatsLastWord 5 months ago
@happyghost victims huh? U kno id like u to inbox me so we can discuss this. I sense a rather enjoyable debate
djsmith06 5 months ago
25 people dislike this video
HYLUXE 5 months ago
@HYLUXE no shit
pierrelevtchenko 5 months ago
@pierrelevtchenko
i should have put. (SARCASM INTENDED) with all the stupid comments like 'thumbs up if your'e watching this in 2011!' i figured i'd put the absolute most obvious comment about dislikes. so yes. 'no shit'
HYLUXE 5 months ago
I think you should all search for Trickady and listen to Make her happy, and In the ghetto
jcgreenland1 6 months ago
"think how hard it would be to catch a monkey..... and fuck it. That's ridiculous!" I've heard this line 1000 times and I still laugh my ass off every time i hear it....
tpstrat14 6 months ago 4
25 people have aids
dnuce7 6 months ago
Hey guys i love this guy, can someone tell me what the whole show is called?
hiQer 6 months ago
@hiQer the whole show is called for what its worth
RepRegent 6 months ago
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fffresshRice 6 months ago
@hiQer for what its worth
SpeedyGolfCart77 6 months ago
25 people got they dick ripped off n thrown in the tall grass never to b seen again
frank4592 6 months ago 5
think about caching a monkey then fuck it
AxtoxthexJ 6 months ago
I hate these, but I had to do it, for Dave.
24 People got their dick ripped off by a monkey, like a celery stalk, and had it tossed in the long grass to never be seen again.
Johnnygiggles 6 months ago 203
@Johnnygiggles 27 now
baboonwarior 3 months ago
@Johnnygiggles what if they were female?
fernandoflame360X 1 month ago
I made a firm decision :)
MrArgentDawn 6 months ago
LOL "hey dawg we gona go to the club and pick up some girls u tryin to roll?" Nawww man im cool! LOL OMGGGGGGGG
Tokyuuu 7 months ago 2
hahahaha always the same effect even if i've seen it a millions time! DAVE IS A GENIUS!
DJebrila 7 months ago 2
..."big bright red booty..."
schmeltingaccident 7 months ago 5
I luv Chappelle. Wish he was back on tv!
hirolla74 7 months ago 2
MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR ME
JesterUK2 7 months ago 5
"so y'all could keep fuckin these people if you want nigga, its more monkey pussy for me" LMAO
Pujeri 7 months ago 2
I don't know if this is true, but I have heard that in some place in Asia they tied up orangutans and used them in a brothel.
SuperRegisteredUser 7 months ago
nah, man, i'm cool... I'm staying home... chillin with my monkeey.. -__-
CrazyPromt 7 months ago 85
The US gov invented AIDS!!!
ellisonwrigh60srage 7 months ago
Rip ur dick off like a celery stalk. Uurrgghh!!
jubjub864 7 months ago
24 people are out of the human pusy game for good
vang1232 7 months ago
ribbit if you press 3
TheUnbeatableSpartan 8 months ago
Ima get some monkey pussy on tuesday and call Charlene on tuesday lmao that was funny
YOUNGSAVAGETV 8 months ago
Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. This common ancestor existed
5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.
evynacts 8 months ago
DUDE LIKE HONESTLY, ITS HILARIOUS WHEN PEOPLE REPEAT THE FUNNY SHIT IN VIDEOS. LIKE, WOW
thaMasterJew 8 months ago 2
MO MONKEY PUSSY FOR MEEE!
saintninian 8 months ago
11 people fuck monkeys
rainbowsixrocks 9 months ago 22
this is hilarious
KevieNasty 9 months ago
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KulushiMaxwell 9 months ago
break that shit off like a celery stalk...throw it in the tall grass, never to be seen again
KulushiMaxwell 9 months ago 6
10 people are out of the human pussy game.
aaronsisco 10 months ago 5
"word"
nofatchicksever 10 months ago
Nobody fucks monkeys and ppl , you idiot
shy20 10 months ago 4
I can picture the guys who developed AIDS getting together when they made it and one guy asking: "what do we tell them about where it came from?" and some guy on the side going: "monkey fucking" and then they all nodded and agreed
Wutwut1n1 10 months ago
(: Bright red booty :)
babygirlcori1 10 months ago
8 people fucked a monkey.
mihaelab992 11 months ago 6
@mihaelab992 HAAHAHAHAA! nice one!
animalmansahal 10 months ago
BIG BRIGHT RED BOOTY ctfu XD
MrSFblack 11 months ago
Man, that was nasty as hell :P..
W3NDY23 1 year ago
Dammit i want more!!!!!
StealthySteve12 1 year ago
It was from eating monkeys.. not f*ing them.
orangegold1 1 year ago
8 people made a firm decision.
emininemin 1 year ago
@emininemin lol
AiraGyaru 1 year ago
only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness LOL
GoldenGhost42 1 year ago
NOBODY FUCKS MONKEYS & PEOPLE
shevtastic1 1 year ago
FUCK MONkEY PUSSY ON TUESDAY AND BE LIKE LET ME CALL SHARLEEN ON THURSDAY.
amerino222 1 year ago
or maybe the monkey fu**ed the man. you never know!
BronxBeauty22 1 year ago 2
Catch a monkey and fuckit @0:54
13StJimmy 1 year ago
tap 3 over and over for frog version of dave chappelle (Ribbit)
tap 7 over and over for dave chapelle blinking
tap 1 over and over to see dave chappelle be a D.J
SuReaLCoBra 1 year ago
@SuReaLCoBra huh? How do that?
moonsasuke 1 year ago
That guy must have been pretty desperate if he had to hook up with a monkey for sex . . . either that or really original.
MrsTwilightAddict18 1 year ago
i never laughed so hard in my life
PhyschoGamer 1 year ago
bribe this nigga with friends and bannanas
WOWhunterHELPsU 1 year ago
7 people had sex with a monkey.
syedsaim 1 year ago
orangatang next week lol
MzDancerr 1 year ago
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Monkeys don't wanna be fucked by peop... ;/
Rocketfing3r 1 year ago
am out of the human pussy game. lol
MrIjazz 1 year ago
6 peoples dicks were ripped off by monkeys
AmyLeeEvanescencez 1 year ago
*random quote from the clip we just watched*
malcra234 1 year ago
you think you just gonna walk up and bribe this nigga with fruits and bananas? LOL
jlk22393 1 year ago
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jlk22393 1 year ago
throw that shit in the tall grass... it'll never be seen again!
helookslikefamousppl 1 year ago
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Scientists blame everything on monkeys...Whenever the get confused.
"Well, we can't say humans came up with Aids, so well say a human screwed a monkey."
"We can't send humans to space, because they might die, so we'll experiment with monkeys"
"We can't say we were made by God, so we'll say we came from monkeys."
MrYungFatal 1 year ago
@MrYungFatal Lmao.
hsadman2 1 year ago
@MrYungFatal You're a retard.
Indianbrkdncer 9 months ago
@MrYungFatal the fact that we evolved from monkey, is true because of the bones dug out from fossil excavation sites, so thats a fact not a theory, its just a fact and hard evidence u can touch. thats logic. But i understand the first 2 points----imo aids was made in a lab and released to the world...and the space fact is also a good point
Hrko1992 9 months ago 2
@Hrko1992 Yeah, yeah...Keep believing what they tell you.
MrYungFatal 9 months ago
@Hrko1992 No it isn't. Not even gonna throw out facts or make a big 20 post/repost argument out of it but no. Humans evolved but it sure as hell wasn't from monkeys. monkeys have similar traits with humans and that's the only thing scientists have to go on.
SeraphTheUndying 9 months ago
@SeraphTheUndying We evolved from a common ancestor; not monkeys.
evynacts 8 months ago
@Hrko1992 We didn't evolve FROM monkeys. We evolved from a common ancestor which gave birth to monkeys, apes, and humans. We're related; not evolved from. We have a 'parent'. It's not just the fossils it's also carbon dating which is very reliable. Also logic, but yes.. lol, sorry. I just don't want you to be telling people what you've said, because although you're trying to educate it's just misguided. Expand more.
evynacts 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal You're a dumbass.
evynacts 8 months ago
@evynacts You're a dickhead.
MrYungFatal 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. This common ancestor existed 5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.
evynacts 8 months ago 4
@evynacts Cool story, dickhead.
MrYungFatal 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal I'm thinking you're just trying to be funny.......but I'm going to clear some stuff up anyways.
1) Scientists think AIDS in humans came from eating bushmeat (eating raw monkey meat), not fucking a monkey.
2) No argument, makes sense.
3) We evolved on the same lineage as monkeys and apes (which we are more closely related to). We did not evolve FROM apes. This is a common straw man argument that creationists spew, which pisses me off.
djmk227 8 months ago
@djmk227 1)
1) "Humans eating raw monkey meat" = AIDS came from a monkey, 'genius'.
2) I don't need your approval, but okay.
3) Maybe you evolved from the same linage as monkeys and apes, but until I see proof of this 'linage' (you are referring to), I'm going to say I was CREATED by GOD (if you are an atheist, don't bother continuing this debate, cuz my beliefs are not up for discussion and I will not be swayed).
MrYungFatal 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal
1) HIV is transferred by blood. Raw meat = blood. HIV didn't just "appear" in humans. It is a close relative of SIV, which is present in modern apes SIV virus also causes AIDS.
3) Although not contradictory to the God hypothesis, I find that evolution is still very hard to convey to creationists. This is not because of a lack of evidence, but more because of an unwillingness to look into the facts and actually do some research. If you want to learn about it, I can help.
djmk227 8 months ago 4
@djmk227
1) Whatever you say...Maybe they have changed the way they explain it, so it sounds more believable. At first, it was just 'AIDS came from monkeys'.
2) FACTS? You can believe we can from a MONKEY relative all you want, you still can't 100% PROVE that theory...I'm sticking with GOD, you brainwashed atheist (Like I said, not up for discussion).
MrYungFatal 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal
You're very aggressive for someone who wears God on his/her sleeve.
Evolution is already proven, this is a FACT. Read one book about it, go to one museum, talk to ONE biologist, and you will EASILY see this. Fuck, even I could explain it to you.
I get a kick out of your "atheists being brainwashed" statement. There is no dedicated institution for hiding the truths from atheists, as there IS for theists.
The lack of critical thought is strong with this one.
djmk227 8 months ago
@djmk227 I don't disagree with evolution existing...My issue is with they way clown, like YOU, use it to disprove God.
You're nothing more than a cocky 'know it all'...You don't think 'critically', you just read books, other biologists wrote, and find things in them to fit your vendetta against any beliefs against scientists.
MrYungFatal 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal
ALL you have done this whole conversation is disagree with the existence of evolution! I have not tried to disprove God ONCE in this discussion, only to explain how evolution > creationism. God vs no God is a TOTALLY separate topic!
By the way, in 1996 Pope John Paul II declared evolution accepted by the catholic church (I assume Christianity is your faith, I apologize if I am wrong). The churches stance is that evolution DID/DOES occur, but the soul was created by God.
djmk227 8 months ago
@djmk227 No, I haven't...I disagree that we evolved from the same linage as monkeys and apes did, not with the evolution concept as a whole.
No, you are wrong and I don't care what Pope John Paul declared...Cuz he is commercial and Catholics molest children...Just saying. I refuse to affiliate myself with a religion that indulges in blasphemous and controversial activities. But, that is a separate topic.
MrYungFatal 8 months ago
@MrYungFatal all Catholics don't molest children lol. it was a small number of priests. and fun fact: in terms of child molestation, the Catholic church has the least amount of cases compared to other Christian churches
cain2335 7 months ago
@cain2335 1 is too many...PRIESTS shouldn't MOLEST children...PERIOD, clown.
MrYungFatal 7 months ago
@MrYungFatal well yea no shit lol. im just sharing a fact. a small number doesn't reflect the majority. the majority of priests (and when i say "majority", i mean almost all of them) are good priests
cain2335 7 months ago
@cain2335 What is your point? Ever heard the saying that 'one bad apple spoils the bunch'? When 1 does it, he discredits the others and that's why people don't take religion seriously. It's a JOKE, because 2 or 3 a-holes couldn't leave little boys alone. What's it matter to you, anyway? Is your father or something a Catholic Priest?
MrYungFatal 7 months ago
@MrYungFatal many people don't take religion seriously bc of that flawed logic. a few people do something bad...and that means they hate the entire community? that makes no sense. it's not the religion at all; it's a few certain men, not all of them. and no my dad isn't a catholic priest, but i am a catholic. im just trying to share with you some rational thinking. and i do agree with you 100%: priests shouldn't ever molest children
cain2335 7 months ago
@cain2335 That's bullshit! If a few robberies break out in a big, rich neighborhood (one in which is said to be a peaceful and quiet area) and it is said to be a couple guys doing it...Would you still move you and your family into that neighborhood? NO! You would look for a whole new community to move into! It's the same thing here...Religion is already going to hell, based on other controversial stuff, and then some Catholic Priests go rape some little boys! Religion is flawed becuz of that!
MrYungFatal 7 months ago
@MrYungFatal lol no it's not bullshit. i understand what you're trying to say, but the numbers between a housing community and a worldwide church are out of proportion. think of it this way: a girl you've been with for a long time cheats on you. so now you don't trust her. would you never trust any girl again? no it was just her. it doesnt mean that every girl will do that or do untrustful things. and religions going to hell? theres 2ish billion christians atonof muslims and manyother religions
cain2335 7 months ago
@cain2335 but i doubt you're going to accept logical reasoning anyway. go ahead; be mad at the church. just remember: a few don't reflect the whole. not by a long shot
cain2335 7 months ago
@cain2335 You'd be surprised at how many guys/girls stop trusting females/men after they get cheated on by one. Even if they do get with other females, they will never commit or invest too much emotionally in them, because of what happened with the girl that cheated on them.
P.S. Just because someones calls them self a 'Christian' doesn't mean they are one. Ironically, the Catholic Priests that molested those children called themselves 'CHRISTIANS'.
MrYungFatal 7 months ago 2
@MrYungFatal Based on remains found in Africa it is thought that there are 20 different forms of humanoid, while it is mistaken that humans came from monkeys that is incorrect, the statement that humans came from apes there are none. Humans are regarded as DNA similar to, there is no proof that they came from the same line, it is assumed that if Humans and Apes came from the same tree, the line split many, many years ago. The idea of humans coming from apes is simplified idea of the concept.
MasterMoviemaker1 7 months ago
@MasterMoviemaker1 Ahahahahahahaha...Save it. For all we know, we came from the same line as some other animal...That CONCEPT can't be confirmed (No one was around that long ago)! Even if we did...What does that matter in explaining the origin of life?
MrYungFatal 7 months ago
5 people have aids
jordanbhs09 1 year ago
@jordanbhs09 6 people have aids
xxyhhgg 1 year ago
You just think you can walk up to him in the woods , and bribe this nigga with fruits and bannanas. Hey buddie hey !!! :) hahah 10/10
GGGIKOE 1 year ago
ya can keep fukin these people... MORE MONKEY PUSSY 4 ME !!
MrPanda503 1 year ago
Shim shim?
MrTeddyBearEater 1 year ago
@MrTeddyBearEater monkey from speed racer
xenochristcorpse 1 year ago