I never commented on these vids b4, but I really liked this guy's delivery and posture. Jody moves too damn much, almost turns sideways to the camera when she moves her shoulders. STOP THAT. Her voice is uneven. STOP THAT. I like this guy better. CONTINUE THAT.
Whoops. Electric cars have been proven time & time again as cleaner than gasoline or diesel vehicles, regardless of where the electricity comes from, because the batteries are all recyclable. Nissan, Mitsubishi, and GM all have 100% complete battery recycling plans for their electric cars. I think they realise this, but are just poking fun at liberals!
Just so you know the report about EVs causing more emission than gas cars is false. Batteries can be recycled and the power to charge EVs will mostly come at night when excess electrical capacity is wasted. They will not tax the grid. Love your videos! I can even laugh at your EV jokes even though I love my EV!
@ElectricConversions Do you love the higher electric bill, as well as the increased Co2 produced by the Electric grid to provide the extra electricity?
@ShadenGheist.....oh yeah. I love the higher electric bill from the in ground pool and ac. The car delivers $0.02 per mile of transportation pleasure that is mostly charged up at night when I'm sleeping and the grid has extra capacity. Plus the energy in my home state of NJ is over 50% from Nuclear so no CO2 from my car....just wonderful EV pleasure and big fat grin on my face when I drive by the gas station!!! YEAH!
Just so you're aware, the power grid for the eastern seaboard includes New Jersey. Your 50% Nuclear is more like 6.5%. So you're "Green Machine" still farts Co2, just like the rest. And those batteries? Big Giant Diesel electric earth movers still have to dig up the raw materials for the those. And they burn Giga TONS of diesel each year. ;)
I wish the power grid was 80% Nuclear, and the rest Hydro, but that ain't gonna happen anytime soon.
@ElectricConversions NJ 55% Nuclear... .energyfreedomcenter(dot)org(slash)wp-content(slash)uploads(slash)2010(slash)08(slash)/2010PowerRankings (dot) pdf Proof here. As long as I am not contributing to the trade deficit and using foreign oil and enriching other countries as a result, I'm fine. Might have to put the H...t...t.p and w bit at the beginning of this to get to the proof source. EVs are the future. and PHEVs are the best way to rid ourselves of foreign oil dependence...
I like him better than Jodi, actually. She's a tad too silly for my taste. He's deadpan but more journalistic. The material should speak for itself without an announcer trying to spike it needlessly. Maybe something between Jodi and Allen...or the two of them together, back and forth playing off each other.
This was a good batch of jokes, but in order for the Chi-Town could work the listener would have to be unaware to the depth of corruption in IL.
If the Gov of IL decided he wanted to rape some random chick in the streets of Chicago, you would find the these cameras would be mysteriously down for maintenance.
HAHAHA! Nancy Pelosi is so rich she pays someone to blink for her!! I Believe it! She is getting rich off of us hard working taxpayers! California is stupid putting her back into office! Are they really that blind??
Charlie Sheen could do a new show as long as they shoot 3 shows a week and only plan to broadcast one show a week. That way he could whore hop and stay doped up and missing 2/3rds of the time.
I suggest y'all look @ Andy Griffiths Obamacare ad & find a way to capitalize on the irony of that ad vs Griffiths iconic image of being a wise, conservative etc.
@so4eyo I know in China there are only a few state churches allowed by law, and any Christians who try to branch out are arrested. I know if we forced our trade partners to pay a minimum wage we wouldn't have the trouble we are having now. I know they would be better for it, and so would we. We wouldn't have an immigration problem if the elite weren't stealing all the peoples money in Mexico. $4.00 PER HOUR, OR NO TRADE!!
the Obama family knows he is a one term president. That is why they are taking as many vacations as possible on the taxpayer . Momma Obama is in Africa with the girls having a good time while daddy O is playing more golf than a golf pro ...... .
Next time Jodi is being substituted for, could you at least find someone who does not sound and act like a ROBOT!!! This guy is way to stiff, to do COMEDY :)
@so4eyo Just that batteries are necessarily made of hazardous materials, have to be replaced very often, solar panels and wind mills are made using rare earths, are extremely inefficient (very pollution heavy over their life cycle) and no country was ever able to replace conventional plants with "alternative energy". If you are for the environment you are necessarily against electric cars. That's a fact and all the stuff it is made of is produced in China with coal energy. No gain for greens.
@scepticsteve I agree. If you buy Chinese you are supporting slavery, and pollution. The people starve while the government elite take all the money that enters China. Most days the yellow cloud they are emitting can be seen from space. Not to even mention the oil burned to ship their slave made junk 10,000 miles to get to you.
@o0lBobl0o It's not all so bad in my opinion. While I'm a critic of the Chinese commies there have been great improvements for many Chinese people. There is a huge gap between the "slave workers" and the middle class in the big cities. I hope the more success they have, the more freedom they will gain and become a partner, instead of an enemy. That said, I agree with the calculation you made. Exporting manufacturing to Asia by taxes and regulations won't help. But greens never make sense to me.
@scepticsteve We shouldn't let them be a partner, if they can't be a partner to their own people. We impose a minimum wage act on our own businesses. If we were fair they would have to pay $7.00 an hour, or no license to sell goods in this country. It would end all our problems over night. No Union can compete with $1.00 Per day labor, and shouldn't have to.
@scepticsteve Then you are in favor of slavery? I call $1.00 a day heinous slavery. I'm not against Unions, just over powered Unions. China is a slave state. The man or woman cooking your meal, or making your clothes deserves to live and feed their children as much as any lawyer, or politician alive. A minimum wage is not asking too much when the wealth of crooked bankers is as high as it is.
He is not as fun at all.
dlrice 7 months ago
I never commented on these vids b4, but I really liked this guy's delivery and posture. Jody moves too damn much, almost turns sideways to the camera when she moves her shoulders. STOP THAT. Her voice is uneven. STOP THAT. I like this guy better. CONTINUE THAT.
kalabetakyanda 7 months ago
Good job Alan! You played it well.
Hobedobe31 8 months ago
Really? they are making golfing jokes about Obama? Lol, these are pathetic.
hoboboxerjoe 8 months ago
He is a sutible back up.
scottybbadd 8 months ago
One of the best! Thanks Alan! You did good. Welcome back Jodi.
Hobedobe31 8 months ago
Whoops. Electric cars have been proven time & time again as cleaner than gasoline or diesel vehicles, regardless of where the electricity comes from, because the batteries are all recyclable. Nissan, Mitsubishi, and GM all have 100% complete battery recycling plans for their electric cars. I think they realise this, but are just poking fun at liberals!
bored1980 8 months ago
@bored1980 When you're that far right you probably don't realize it.
Craigthepope 8 months ago
@Craigthepope
For liberals, anyone to the right of Bill Clinton is "far right".
tridentmovies 8 months ago
@bored1980 Nickle-Caduim and Lithium Batteries are actually rather difficult to recycle, due to their hazardous chemicial makeup.
JRSchmuke 8 months ago
Just so you know the report about EVs causing more emission than gas cars is false. Batteries can be recycled and the power to charge EVs will mostly come at night when excess electrical capacity is wasted. They will not tax the grid. Love your videos! I can even laugh at your EV jokes even though I love my EV!
ElectricConversions 8 months ago
@ElectricConversions Do you love the higher electric bill, as well as the increased Co2 produced by the Electric grid to provide the extra electricity?
ShadenGheist 8 months ago
@ShadenGheist.....oh yeah. I love the higher electric bill from the in ground pool and ac. The car delivers $0.02 per mile of transportation pleasure that is mostly charged up at night when I'm sleeping and the grid has extra capacity. Plus the energy in my home state of NJ is over 50% from Nuclear so no CO2 from my car....just wonderful EV pleasure and big fat grin on my face when I drive by the gas station!!! YEAH!
ElectricConversions 8 months ago
@ElectricConversions
Just so you're aware, the power grid for the eastern seaboard includes New Jersey. Your 50% Nuclear is more like 6.5%. So you're "Green Machine" still farts Co2, just like the rest. And those batteries? Big Giant Diesel electric earth movers still have to dig up the raw materials for the those. And they burn Giga TONS of diesel each year. ;)
I wish the power grid was 80% Nuclear, and the rest Hydro, but that ain't gonna happen anytime soon.
ShadenGheist 8 months ago
@ElectricConversions NJ 55% Nuclear... .energyfreedomcenter(dot)org(slash)wp-content(slash)uploads(slash)2010(slash)08(slash)/2010PowerRankings (dot) pdf Proof here. As long as I am not contributing to the trade deficit and using foreign oil and enriching other countries as a result, I'm fine. Might have to put the H...t...t.p and w bit at the beginning of this to get to the proof source. EVs are the future. and PHEVs are the best way to rid ourselves of foreign oil dependence...
ElectricConversions 8 months ago
interesting contrast from Jodi's more personable delivery and Allen's complete deadpan delivery. Material still made me laugh.
odiegh 8 months ago 2
I like him better than Jodi, actually. She's a tad too silly for my taste. He's deadpan but more journalistic. The material should speak for itself without an announcer trying to spike it needlessly. Maybe something between Jodi and Allen...or the two of them together, back and forth playing off each other.
Ranwave1 8 months ago
Alan and Jodi should do this together for a 1/2 hour show!
rebe1130 8 months ago
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@bytor356 "that guy is lame"
Hypocrite much?
captwasabi 8 months ago
I miss miss hotness.
77camosoul 8 months ago
You sound like a dumb ass.
WERTY317 8 months ago
The only thing that has improved for O'Bama since 2008 is his handicap.
ExtremePeppers 8 months ago
@bytor356 wow your an idiot
lrishRebeI 8 months ago
@lrishRebeI Anyone who misspells "you're" as "your" has no business calling someone else an idiot.
jimbobago 8 months ago
@jimbobago thanks for the english lesson. but i thank anyone from america can't call ANYONE an idiot
lrishRebeI 8 months ago
seriously that wasn't one bit funny + that guy is lame
lrishRebeI 8 months ago
this guy sucks .. his delivery sounds mono .. basically he's a geek moron ..
you166mhz 8 months ago
AWESOME INTRO
j03y2fly 8 months ago
Alan is awesome!
LuckilyLevi 8 months ago
Nice job, Allen, BUT I MISS JODI.
ursday 8 months ago
This guy is terrible!!!
md241 8 months ago
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Well done !
envanje 8 months ago
This guy's starting to grow on me, although Jodi's great too. Both styles work.
a4b6c10 8 months ago
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recursivelogic 8 months ago
woah, he really does it with a poker face
Edenilty2 8 months ago
Best (deadest?) dead pan delivery I've ever seen...HILARIOUS!!!!!!
l1nkh0gthr0b 8 months ago
Great job Allen!
GotBait 8 months ago
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Go Libyans ! Defend your sovereignty against foreign dictators ! You are all heroes !!!!
envanje 8 months ago
I love this show!
TimothyOTool96 8 months ago
Good job, Alan! Thanks!
GammaSigmaBeta 8 months ago 2
This was a good batch of jokes, but in order for the Chi-Town could work the listener would have to be unaware to the depth of corruption in IL.
If the Gov of IL decided he wanted to rape some random chick in the streets of Chicago, you would find the these cameras would be mysteriously down for maintenance.
squidb8 8 months ago 2
@squidb8
As a Chicagoan, I have to agree with you!
shadowgirl43421 8 months ago
I'm glad Jodi will be back soon when can we see her smile in 720P?
sholling007 8 months ago
Good job Allen, I don't wanna sound like a sexist but, Jodi is easier on the eyes. You made me laugh- though that is your job, right..
1oldlay 8 months ago
HAHAHA! Nancy Pelosi is so rich she pays someone to blink for her!! I Believe it! She is getting rich off of us hard working taxpayers! California is stupid putting her back into office! Are they really that blind??
bunsie2 8 months ago
Thumbs up for the shot at Rahm.
Buffalo122333 8 months ago
Yeah, Allen, work your shoulders a bit, and toss your hair, ...nah, never mind! ..you're still NOT as good looking as JODI!!!
JimboTX51 8 months ago
Charlie Sheen could do a new show as long as they shoot 3 shows a week and only plan to broadcast one show a week. That way he could whore hop and stay doped up and missing 2/3rds of the time.
I suggest y'all look @ Andy Griffiths Obamacare ad & find a way to capitalize on the irony of that ad vs Griffiths iconic image of being a wise, conservative etc.
mrsparex 8 months ago
Hey Allen, You would probably get better reviews on here if you just learned to work your shoulders a bit. lol
Great job and funny as hell.
frogsoda 8 months ago
Sorry dude, but you're about as interesting as wet cardboard.
TheeBudGuru 8 months ago
By them golf clubs!! Fantastic.
Fun deadpan delivery. And this gal thinks he's better-looking than Jodi.
AniOakleyLives 8 months ago
Work on your sarcastic tone :)
BMWg84 8 months ago
like the info but lose the laugh track
TheKateh12 8 months ago
lifeless...
Decreation88 8 months ago
I WANT MY JODI !!!!!!
l1nkh0gthr0b 8 months ago 4
Check out the Political Boxers for a shot at the Weiner.
Politicalboxers 8 months ago
@so4eyo I know in China there are only a few state churches allowed by law, and any Christians who try to branch out are arrested. I know if we forced our trade partners to pay a minimum wage we wouldn't have the trouble we are having now. I know they would be better for it, and so would we. We wouldn't have an immigration problem if the elite weren't stealing all the peoples money in Mexico. $4.00 PER HOUR, OR NO TRADE!!
o0lBobl0o 8 months ago
Jodi Miller is an act that cannot be followed, no matter how good the other person might be..
performingsys 8 months ago 2
The truth about libtards!
skwiddjergensen 8 months ago
The truth about libtards!!! NO HOPE NO CHANGE IN MY POCKET.
skwiddjergensen 8 months ago
I love the part about Chicago.
Rook3800 8 months ago
the Obama family knows he is a one term president. That is why they are taking as many vacations as possible on the taxpayer . Momma Obama is in Africa with the girls having a good time while daddy O is playing more golf than a golf pro ...... .
dirtyblondny 8 months ago
(Ooops! "Alan" not "Allen"!
troydawg77 8 months ago
Alan, you are perfectly deadpan. Awesome job! (Though I am glad Jodi will be back next week; nicer to look at...)
troydawg77 8 months ago
Nice job Allen, I like the fact that you treated this in the professional matter that you did which made it more entertaining
Candyman97 8 months ago
Obama Loves The Cock!
DarkHempKnight420 8 months ago
Sauce or stfu.
TheCaptainLulz 8 months ago
Next time Jodi is being substituted for, could you at least find someone who does not sound and act like a ROBOT!!! This guy is way to stiff, to do COMEDY :)
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@so4eyo Just that batteries are necessarily made of hazardous materials, have to be replaced very often, solar panels and wind mills are made using rare earths, are extremely inefficient (very pollution heavy over their life cycle) and no country was ever able to replace conventional plants with "alternative energy". If you are for the environment you are necessarily against electric cars. That's a fact and all the stuff it is made of is produced in China with coal energy. No gain for greens.
scepticsteve 8 months ago 2
@scepticsteve I agree. If you buy Chinese you are supporting slavery, and pollution. The people starve while the government elite take all the money that enters China. Most days the yellow cloud they are emitting can be seen from space. Not to even mention the oil burned to ship their slave made junk 10,000 miles to get to you.
o0lBobl0o 8 months ago
@o0lBobl0o It's not all so bad in my opinion. While I'm a critic of the Chinese commies there have been great improvements for many Chinese people. There is a huge gap between the "slave workers" and the middle class in the big cities. I hope the more success they have, the more freedom they will gain and become a partner, instead of an enemy. That said, I agree with the calculation you made. Exporting manufacturing to Asia by taxes and regulations won't help. But greens never make sense to me.
scepticsteve 8 months ago
@scepticsteve We shouldn't let them be a partner, if they can't be a partner to their own people. We impose a minimum wage act on our own businesses. If we were fair they would have to pay $7.00 an hour, or no license to sell goods in this country. It would end all our problems over night. No Union can compete with $1.00 Per day labor, and shouldn't have to.
o0lBobl0o 8 months ago
@o0lBobl0o I disagree. I'm against unions and minimum wages and any kind of protectionism (and no, I'm not a fan of Ron Paul ;) ).
scepticsteve 8 months ago
@scepticsteve Then you are in favor of slavery? I call $1.00 a day heinous slavery. I'm not against Unions, just over powered Unions. China is a slave state. The man or woman cooking your meal, or making your clothes deserves to live and feed their children as much as any lawyer, or politician alive. A minimum wage is not asking too much when the wealth of crooked bankers is as high as it is.
o0lBobl0o 8 months ago
I can wait for Jodi's beautiful, smiling face to return.
jrc99us 8 months ago 3
Good job Allen buuuuuuuuut I C
jrc99us 8 months ago
Your purposefully lack of vocal enthusiasm makes you all the funnier!!!!!
qdog1342 8 months ago
Allen doesn't have that same charm, but come on guys how many of you could compete with Jodi? Rock on Allen.
LEFT4BASS 8 months ago
Better than your Debut, buddy. Not your fault that Everybody Loves Jodi!
If obammie wants more time with his 2 Indoctrination pupils, he should Quit his job ASAP ! Yeah!!!!
3martijns 8 months ago
BRING BACK JODI!!!
donttelluseenme 8 months ago
I preferred Jodi filming herself in the restroom with her cell phone over this guy.
Julius44bc 8 months ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSS JODI WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK
TheMone22 8 months ago 42
this is just sad :(
iwantsifegold 8 months ago
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kanukster 8 months ago
@kanukster No they don't mater enough to hurt me
iwantsifegold 8 months ago
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@iwantsifegold I guess the truth hurts?
kanukster 8 months ago
1st
AtheistSpanker 8 months ago