Play Her off, Keyboard Cat

[democratusnostradams]

FUCK THE VIEW!

[NiGHTSS01]

@democratusnostradams correction, fuck the conservatives on the view :D

[RottNBrain]

i think someone should jizzboard her, btw jesse ventura is my new hero!

[jollygreengiant1415]

I love Jesse Ventura

[KiraMercer]

@Gaijiin and Blond so that makes sense that she is Dumb

[tietie1424]

Waterboarding should be legal only in the case of national security, such as war and things like that. "why dont police do it" god i hate that guy. Police dont waterboard people asking "sir how fast do yoo think you were goin' ? " "gee officer idk, 60?" "WRONG yoo were goin' sixtee tooo!" *Kssshh* boys I need back up, bring the bucket and the rag we've got a non compliant suspect"

[cjn1414118]

@tietie1424 You're really missing the point that he was trying to make, the point is that torture is unjust in ANY scenario, and to treat foreign threats to society worse than internal threats undermines the purpose of the criminal justice system, which is to protect society as a whole. The point he is trying to make is that we must either consider torture inhumane for all or for none, and to discriminate is simply unjust. Your example is really twisting his words into something WAAY different!

[gaijiinn]

she's hot though

[DeadEros]

She's such a stupid douche-nozzle. The day she makes sense is the day we're all doomed, though. We need dynamically stupid people to make the other part of society sound that much smarter.

[3dayzgracerox]

Jesse is awesome.

[NebulaM78]

The cat should have played when Behar and Goldberg were born. THOSE were big mistakes. Liberal assholes......

[citiboy150]

lets just get this out of the way Jessie is like Daphene from scooby doo. Doesnt really do anything or contribute anything to the team besides siting there and looking pretty

[BuckitSitch]

Jesse is almost as stupid as the doofus that posted this vid. Jesse thinks that if you can do it in war, then the police should also be able to do it. You know? Like sending smart-bombs to a doorway from a stealth-bomber thousands of feet in the air. The police should be able to do that! Or leveling entire villages, -police should be able to do that too, right Jesse? Or an A-bomb to take out an entire crime-filled neighborhood, just like Hiroshima! Yep, great logic, Jesse! ...you fuckin' idiot

[MaMudkipzIsTrollin]

Did Elizabeth´s brains died?

Never present.

[ishotthesherifswife]

this cat cheers me up ALWAYS

[communistrecords]

The view should be filmed underwater.

[TheLostGuitarist]

keyboard cat is just like

stop talking stupid lady I'm trying to play you off already

[sodaiznice]

is he comparing criminals to terrorists? because those are two vastly different things.

[Doilookfatinthese]

@sodaiznice Holy shit! I bet you really mean that.. ;_;

[tarasv3]

@sodaiznice I thought terrorists were criminals. You could call drug dealers lopping heads off in Mexico terrorists too. I think the issue is morality, if you are going to torture one kind of person you are opening the door for all kinds of people to be tortured. I thought we were trying to be above that as a society.

[sodaiznice]

@tarasv3 all terrorists are criminals, but not all criminals are terrorists.... Let me ask you this.. are you against imprisonment? isnt being in prison designed to be a punishment? should we just let people go because its morally wrong to hold someone against there will? Torture is a form of punishment.. granted a little less humane, but morality can be twisted in many different ways. We cannot let moral beliefs run our country

[tarasv3]

@sodaiznice I'm not saying that morality is important because we should all be self rightious for its own sake. The reason we have morals is because it shapes how we all behave, ideally for the better. You ask if I'm against prison. Well, I thought prison was supposed to be a form of deterrent, something to protect the rest of us from sociopaths and dangerous people, and to rehabilitate criminals so that when they re-enter society, they don't continue to behave in deviant ways. So I'm not....

[tarasv3]

@sodaiznice So I'm only against prison when it's ineffective, because it often teaches people how to be more criminal and inhumane. This is all beside the point. Getting back to torture, it's often (not saying always) ineffective as well, because when someone is suffering up to a point they may say anything. More importantly, the more innocent people we torture to try to find information, the more radical terrorists and enemies create in those people and their families...

[tarasv3]

@sodaiznice This is why I say morality has its base in logic. Our country's laws and ideals are based in morality because people have learned over the ages that this is what will help us all to succeed. Lets not be so quick to take a step back as a society. Sorry to say something so cliche, but when we change who we are, the terrorists win a small victory. Thanks for being logical in talking about this and not rushing to curse or call names.

[CATOSULLA]

jesse ventura is truly a reatard

[FLPst0neR]

most annoying keyboard cat video ever

[bsebas81]

i love it when its the girls haha

[logsgalovsdillm]

hmmm, we should water board torture elizabeth.

[xsteal]

chicks is lucky she was able to sleep her way thru life.

[PillowPSO]

Did laws died?

[mizo182]

liberal pussy

[killersushi99]

Umm killing pirates. So you want our ship captains to just stand on the deck and let pirates shoot AK47's at them and do nothing in return? Riiight. Listen blondie. Let me put you on a civilian ship and then have a boat full of madmen with machine guns start shooting at you. You will be glad someone on board wants to kill some pirates!!

[FrankDaTank1218]

What the fuck is the problem with waterboarding? Its not that bad, american military personnel like navy seals and west point officers get waterboarded as an initiation, remember the muslims do terrible things like reeds under the fingernails and chopping off dicks! So if we have to soak someone's head for info, they should be lucky we are not doing permenant damage to them for torture.

[TheWarren099]

@FrankDaTank1218 Unfortunatley it is permantently damaging. It simulates drowning, and cause post traumatic stress disorder. You should see the poor guys, they are afraid to drink water for days afterwards.

Why do we do this to each other?

[FrankDaTank1218]

@TheWarren099 R U serrious, thats it, afraid to drink water? thats it, U know the Army kills people too! LOL thats much worse, and how is being afraid of drinking for A HANDFUL OF DAYS constitute as PERMANENT DAMAGE!!

[TheWarren099]

@FrankDaTank1218 that's an example, most come out with trauma, both physical (from the torture) and mental. Besides, torture never works really well, because to get it to stop, the prisoner just tells the interogator/ torturer what he/she wants to know so they can be left alone.

It's hardly humane, and there are much better ways which don't involve torturing/ killing everyone.

[PCrePs]

@FrankDaTank1218 You obviously dont know what water-boarding is.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

Dumb bitch is dumb.

[inowhoiam]

everytime i watch the view i get frustrated.

[Lousypenguin]

Wasn't he the dude in The Running Man!?? Fucking love this guy!

[BonesAndBones]

Hasselbeck didnt know? Her ass better go CALL SOMEBODY!

[mastershake99999]

Jesse Ventura what a guy

did the view died yet!?

[SuperDaLINKwent]

did intelligence died?

[kakesterr]

@SuperDaLINKwent Yes.

[carlozombiedude]

the girl really needs to go back in elementary

[gringojames]

I don't understand what she said....  so supid girl..

[TheLostGuitarist]

keyboard cat's gonna be busy today

[yousawthis]

this bitch is stupid as fuck good thing keyboard cat played her off stupid slut :)

[autocrossaholic]

she is so dumb. say what you want about jesse, she didn't refute a SINGLE argument. all of her responses were irrelevant side comments.

[bbggg5]

did bald mullet die?

[ShaolinViolin]

he was a wrestler, he's allowed to have a mullet

[4weed2man0]

@ShaolinViolin You mean a skullet

[suddamsux03]

did dumb blond died

[BlinkyBling66]

She appeared on TV with one single brain cell. LOL

[faraz1729]

Did this idiot woman just equate water-boarding to a bunch of pirates with automatic guns holding a ship captain hostage on a boat?

[faraz1729]

Did her brain cell just died?

[TehInbredNinja]

im kinda sick of looking at the comments and finding this fucking "did the show die" shit cut it out its not even funny

[BedBang]

did show died?

[PumpkinDog33]

Did Jesse's hairline dead?

[falco621]

@PumpkinDog33 His mustache did. :( I liked the stache, it looked cool.

[davidstowingservice]

hahahaha

[perfectgogeta]

Did nagging women die?

[robblindsay]

Did Jesse Ventura died?

[snoobeagle]

Waterboard all liberals. Probably the first instance of bathing they'd have in months anyway.

[daftpunk127]

did pirates die?

[trailsanddeer]

did joseph's dreamcoat died?

[loopylaurs1]

did josephwatercolour died?

[Blakerz21]

Jesse Ventura is a lunatic.

[hexfix93]

Fuck yeah fake drown that stupid bitch!

[TheLegendofSuper]

Jesse Ventura FTW here.

[my89tube]

Fucking stupid dumb cunt, id love shove my arm down her throat and rip her intestines back out through her mouth

[InNox84]

Forget the water, I wanna jizzboard this bitch.

[WastedTimeAndEffort]

Jesse should give her a clothes line followed by a pile driver........... I'd still do her.

[LLschoolJ2]

the veiw is

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[TheHarassinators]

Finally, someone sees the light.

[EricLR81]

Right, we only water-board muslims, but muslims only blow up white people. Does anyone else see the bullshit here?

[wendighoul]

Look at the sectarian violence in Iraq. Muslims blow up all sorts of people, including other Muslims.  Plus, I am pretty sure not all 9/11 victims were white.

[TheHarassinators]

Well the KKK killed white people too, but their main focus was blacks. Other races are collateral damage.  What I was getting at is the fact that while these muslims are targeting certain types of people, it is some how wrong to target them. This bald headed fat fuck needs to shut his mouth, he's not smart enough to know what's really going on.

[Redpath9]

@EricLR81 Muslims shitbomb muslims all the time. You think all the crowded markets and shit in the Middle East are populated with white people when they get suicide bombed? Nah bud.

[rjbonkow]

@EricLR81

Yes because any and all muslims blow up white people and no one else in america, and no one else except muslims do anything to harm the U.S It's not like dozens of americans are killed by, get this, other americans every day.

[sourlemon666]

did the coast of somalia died?

[opmdevil]

Did johnny depp Died?

[AsifIcarebear3]

Did pirates die?

[deadeye707]

did tv remote died?

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Sometimes Keyboard Cat you plays off...and sometimes he just straight up TEABAGS A BITCH.

[rocklover59]

so what your saying zomiefruit is that criminals that rape murder and steal arent a threat to national security.

[chicaumuerj]

did steven seagal grandpa died?

[hpholland]

What a retard.

[Darkkkid13]

did audience died?

[travis3675]

did muslums died?

[tarnishedmercury]

did my interest died?

[kevdakill3r18]

Keyboard Cat approves!

[Zombiefruit]

That guys a fucking dumbass, we don't waterboard criminals because they aren't a threat to national security.

[dololoha]

did pirate died???

[GameFreak982928]

This woman's such an idiot. Her arguments on abortion and all this jazz is so stupid. I mean, if that's her oppinion, fine, but it's not everyones, and she seems to think she's one step down from god himself. She shouldn't be on television, especially if she's claiming that $5000 from the government per child is gonna lead women to not getting abortions. What does she think, women are money grabbing morons? Like her?

[eskimokissesyay]

yea pretty sure elisabeth hasselback needs to be brutally raped by somali pirates.

[Duro621]

@GameFreak982928 meh, shes a blond, what do you expect

[PANDAJ3EAR]

did hair die?

[Exavidos]

keyboard cat, you are so right

[gibbonslayer4]

jesse ventura is a moron...you can't compare waterboarding citizens to waterboarding terrorists....it's not the same, citizens have rights...not terrorists!!!

[DisembowelMe]

The thing is, they're not just doing it to terrorists.

[gibbonslayer4]

are you trying to tell me that they are waterboarding citizens now?

[DisembowelMe]

Don't know about that, but they do it to SUSPECTED terrorists, not just confirmed terrorists.

[gibbonslayer4]

oh ok i was gonna say...that doesn't seem right

i guess it just depends on the definition of suspected then. if the person was thought to be a terrorist, or if the person has connections to them or not

[bizzb11]

people have rights moron

[gibbonslayer4]

CITIZENS have rights in this country, it is unconstitutional to give them rights when they are not apart of this country

[JohnsLazy]

fkin love that cat!

[zarlieck]

you got fucking OWNED, bitch >:D

[wingsfan2520]

You're just jealous you fat cunt

[cpo2u]

bad editing, dude!

[nanaispineapple]

did bald homo death?

[zodawg0079]

I'd still do her if she didn't died after this.

[HTankGlory]

Did brains died?

[tobyjug83]

Did Nancy Pelosi died?

[nleboe]

did bald mullets died?

[tarasv3]

she's the one you love to watch and wait to say something stupid, like watching nascar for the accidents.

[claudiabb76]

she's soooo IGNORANT!!! how come the view hasn't fired her yet.

[nxkr3w]

Pirates died

[henzoparty]

i think The View needs the keyboard cat, as a whole

[TawpDawg123]

She got played off good

[s2macdon]

Did pirates died?

[zbaby82]

Jesse should run for president someday.

[wassworth]

Hasselbeck needs a good raping is what she needs.

[funnyjunk223]

Oh yeahh....oh..yeahhh....

[staringintotheabyss]

Hasselbeck may be stupid but you're a fucking idiotic coward for suggesting rape, kid.

[wassworth]

Listen, pops, admittedly it's not particularly funny or anything, but I'm neither idiotic nor cowardly, so fuck off.

[staringintotheabyss]

LMAO If I'm "pops" and 22 you must be what? 10? LMFAO. Back to your cowardly rape shouting.

[T23Gunz]

On tape. I'd like to see that.

[CirqueDuCloud]

ROFL Jesse tells it how it is.

What a man. You show that woman how waterboarding what do.

[witchhunterrobin9]

"nuuuuhh I'm Elizabeth Asselbeck, everyone listen to me just because I'm a mother and have a fashion line and the only model-gorgeous one on the show. Oh nevermind the fact that I'm A TOTAL FUCKING MORON....just listen Kthanx"

Whoopi for me anyday

[Pawluk44]

fuck Jesse Ventura pisses me off. Get a hair cut you clown.

Plus Hasselback is hot.

[skunkman62]

that chick is hot

[poliser0]

Well They shoud not torture anyone, But let me Tell you That i would like To waterboard Anyone for informations And make them say the truth, Today in our society, Its so easy to keep liying all the way. Trust me, If someone kills your family, Brother sister , You would like to waterboard people that killed them So they r finnaly guilty of what they did.

[cybben]

So should they torture or not? You are not very clear.

[Maneater1984]

Shes such a cunt

[Noisycowonline]

That Elizabeth dimwit has to be the most worthless thing ever to get airtime. Heartless cunt.

[dedrawilliams]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a stupid bitch!!!!!

[sloshmold]

Yh same but some how i cant stop watching it =P

[tomDomm]

Keyboard cat can win ANY argument, ANY i'm tellin ya

[highbury10]

That pussy is jiggy with it

[kevkevinkev]

Great! TAKE THAT HASSELBECK!

[popcur]

there are several neocons that should be keyboard cat to prison

[JosephWatercolor]

hah, i think it's both...cat-chy tone and that arrogant look at the end~~

[shotyouup2]

its not the cat, I just think the tune is catchy.

[TehOriginal1]

Great Job.