is that a giant dodo statue behind him? i kind of love everything about this dude. he's so great in interviews . i actually found a bunch of cool stuff with him in it on the snapsnap channel if anyone is interested.
Burt Reynolds always wears HIS sweaters with the sleeves positioned like that. The cuffs are pushed half way up the arm while the sweater ARM is pulled down. The sleeves are neither up nor down. That doesn't just happen. And crows always go nuts when a cat appears. The cats must have been slinking about without your knowledge. Think back to when you were adjusting the sleeves of your sweater. They probably escaped your notice while you were distracted. That's what happened I'm sure.
I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers; how ill white hairs become a fool and jester! I have long dream'd of such a kind of man, so surfeit-swell'd, so old and so profane; but, being awaked, I do despise my dream. Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace; leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape for thee thrice wider than for other men. Reply not to me with a fool-born jest: For God doth know, so shall the world perceive, that I have turn'd away my former self.
Mr. Cleese, you and the whole Monty Python team will always be World Champions. Thank you for making Life quite a bit better though your work and play.
PAH God he reminds me so much of my dad, the way he meows at the cats is EXACTLY the same noise my dad makes when he's meowing at my cats! And Cleese is forever in shades of yellow and blue, anyone else notice that?
Your right, sometimes he is so funny without really joking or when hes just dead serious. That is something a good comedian needs. This fun aura around him/her. and cleese has that
He reminds me of my uncle who's very straigh forward with words and speaks politely when he wants to say something or explain. They're even around the same age.
A short video of a child drugged up from the dentist or a young teenager changing his voice and yelling "medication" gets millions of views, but a video with one of the world's greatest comedians only gets 25,000? Absurd. :P
I'd always sort of liked Michael Palin. It must have been the Lumberjack Song that did it for me. Who could ever resist a man in plaid? (Just Kidding)
I think this is the most serious thing I've ever heard John Cleese say ever. On top of that, it's extremely true and wise. This man is a legend.
rubiksman333 3 weeks ago
Is that a dodo bird in his yard???
UrbanDeKate 1 month ago
the dodo statue is there to serve as an example for the other birds who won't shut up...
NitramZiarreh 1 week ago
who the fuck disliked this?
schemo0 1 month ago
It's funny that he's yelling at the birds when he's in a garden filled with bird statues...
likeagiraffe 3 months ago 14
is that a giant dodo statue behind him? i kind of love everything about this dude. he's so great in interviews . i actually found a bunch of cool stuff with him in it on the snapsnap channel if anyone is interested.
Michaelscoolio 4 months ago
Codger
pnice000 4 months ago
Yes the youth including me are. Damnit shut the hell up birds
watchcloak 5 months ago
Hmmm, I always realized that youth is fleeting...I guess it depends on the person.
squamish4244 5 months ago
He kinda reminds me of my grandpa :)
PurpleRosary 5 months ago
Burt Reynolds always wears HIS sweaters with the sleeves positioned like that. The cuffs are pushed half way up the arm while the sweater ARM is pulled down. The sleeves are neither up nor down. That doesn't just happen. And crows always go nuts when a cat appears. The cats must have been slinking about without your knowledge. Think back to when you were adjusting the sleeves of your sweater. They probably escaped your notice while you were distracted. That's what happened I'm sure.
goldkhw 6 months ago
"will you shut up?!" lmao
"SHUT UP!!!" lmfao
lolzmaster999 6 months ago
And now for something completely different XD. Best show ever!
Beatlesman1995 6 months ago
Even interviews with him are hilarious.
S0ulForgeD 7 months ago
I also want a giant dildo in my garden just like John Cleese has
pugcasso 7 months ago
@pugcasso
Uh... dodo?
jilloplo 7 months ago in playlist Monty Python Talks About ...
He's still brilliant and hilarious.
TheSwamper 7 months ago
awesome giant wooden dodo
skezness 8 months ago
WOW....BIG TALK!
YOSEFIMAGINATION 9 months ago
I want a Dodo in my garden too now, thanks a lot, haha
bentbilliard 9 months ago
@bentbilliard
Am I the only one that thought of 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' when seeing the Dodo?
karik333 8 months ago
this reminds me of the sketch when he talks about the commie bastards hahah
irishmckiddo 9 months ago
That`s a norwegian blue parrot paning for fjords, so Cleese, shut up:))))
unatics 9 months ago
GET OFF MY LAWN BIRDS!
Tzanthor 10 months ago
This scene is totally Phyton, figures of birds everywhere, sounds of birds everywhere, and obviously birds interrupting the interview.
It could be called "The bird sketch" easily.
fiscornioman 11 months ago 9
A very nice bench.
kahrawLEEnah 11 months ago
i want a big statue of a dodo also in my garden
Frankydoesitalso 1 year ago
I love Angry Old Cleese.
FranBMan 1 year ago 38
@FranBMan
I love Cleese of any age doing any emotion.
c9jester 5 days ago
Haha I love John Cleese a
DAproductions5X3 1 year ago
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"WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
MegaAdam1000 1 year ago
Hilarious
MagnificentBastard12 1 year ago
Nobody quite says "shut up" like Mr. Cleese.
smsteve888 1 year ago 7
@smsteve888 Nobody says anything like Mr. Cleese :)
haantje68 6 months ago
Get the gun.
anigodess 1 year ago
I just burst out laughing at my university's library. haha
csqw 1 year ago 3
This reminds me of the Cheese Shop sketch...
yak2be 1 year ago
MistressMocha uuuuuuuh i like that!
ChrissieBana 1 year ago
SHADDAP!
CFkimahri 1 year ago
My life's ambition is to have John Cleese yell at me to get off his lawn.
MistressMocha 1 year ago 7
"Get the gun." Listen to that and see if you don't laugh.
ShadowXloner 1 year ago 2
hey John, nice dodo bird.
darkshad0500 1 year ago
14 birds were shot by John Cleese.
MrRAPTORFAG 1 year ago 8
I probably watched this video 5 times and still laugh histarically when he yells "Will you shut up!!!?"
MrBlueburt 1 year ago
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
lol, and
where's the cat?
brittanythebeast 1 year ago
I really hope that's John Cleese's giant wooden dodo.
SwindlesAndSchemes 1 year ago
When he said 'SHUT UP!' I broke out laughing. Go John Cleese!
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That's funny.. SHUT UP!!!!!!
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renatalorbiesky 1 year ago
I couldn't pay attention after 0:12. too busy choking on my cookie.
shniggle99 1 year ago 2
I hope this guy lives forever.
TheSeldomSeenDude 1 year ago 8
Lovin' the dodo in the background.
NameInVainProduction 1 year ago 6
"the context of what ... WILL YOU SHUT UP ?! ... Get the gun."
GENIUS !
Warning: Only guys with Brains can get the meaning of this video :D
Ayoubsss 1 year ago
lol! I love when he yells at the birds.
OverlordJake 1 year ago
Humph, those crows can't even wait for the punchline to start laughing at him! Wait, is that a dodo bird statue in the background?
RaileeLunaClaw 1 year ago
@RaileeLunaClaw Yes, my friend just saw it with me, and asked the same thing.
renatalorbiesky 1 year ago
get the cats out...raahhh RAAAAHH!
paramorerlove 1 year ago
I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers; how ill white hairs become a fool and jester! I have long dream'd of such a kind of man, so surfeit-swell'd, so old and so profane; but, being awaked, I do despise my dream. Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace; leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape for thee thrice wider than for other men. Reply not to me with a fool-born jest: For God doth know, so shall the world perceive, that I have turn'd away my former self.
GreatGrumbledook 1 year ago
It never ceases to amaze me how hilarious these guys are, without seeming to try.
0FireMaiden0 1 year ago
This guy is totally a genius.
Mr Cleese would you like to be my grand father ?
Merci.
plastiklemon 1 year ago 2
What kind of player? Snooka?
KurtG85 1 year ago
@KurtG85 Snooker, actually - it's similar to billiards.
sped0011 1 year ago
i wish he were my grandpa Christmas would be so much better
luddittes 1 year ago
I hope God is like John Cleese.
RustyRazor2010 1 year ago 3
"shut up!! ...get the guns." lol that made me crack up
caitfrann 1 year ago
such a nice man
AlexCluster 1 year ago
His reaction to the birds remind me of the cheese sketch.
yak2be 1 year ago
Defence Against Fruit (0:27-0:28)
1nown 1 year ago
Mr. Cleese, you and the whole Monty Python team will always be World Champions. Thank you for making Life quite a bit better though your work and play.
Aahzimandious 1 year ago 2
I was aftaid for the ducks.
chopin65 2 years ago
'Where were we? ........Shut up!'
darkshade2k7 2 years ago 4
John Cleese is an incredible man... but so are all the Monty Python guys!
dapanzy 2 years ago 5
i was shocked when he suddenly shout to the bird haha! it's a sudden unexpected comedy
LYJManchesterUnited 2 years ago 5
I want him to be my grandfather.
UnitedDiscord 2 years ago 55
Get the gun! xD ahahhaahahhaahha genius :D
Manojlo3 2 years ago 6
"Let the cat out..... meow" I laughed so hard.
John Cleese is the best :D
SchoolgirlCrush121 2 years ago 5
0:12 to 0:28-- AWESOME.
PeaceOut2U07 2 years ago 3
LOVE CLEESE !!!!!!!!!!!!
almightycaza 2 years ago
PAH God he reminds me so much of my dad, the way he meows at the cats is EXACTLY the same noise my dad makes when he's meowing at my cats! And Cleese is forever in shades of yellow and blue, anyone else notice that?
AshLuvsJonnyStew 2 years ago 9
"When you're young you haven't quite got that context of what...WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!!
.......get the gun."
timeandEternity 2 years ago 206
@timeandEternity well... he did say that
pheaktor 8 months ago
what the Master is saying just as easily applies to the young guns of Poker ...
simonjeste 2 years ago
Get the gun X D
MrComment999 2 years ago 3
I love his garden...the bench he's sitting on is very quirky and I love the damn dodo statue to his left!
AshLuvsJonnyStew 2 years ago
HAHA
Cleese never ceases to amaze me.
chickennuggetmobile 2 years ago 6
will you shut up!
lemurs366 2 years ago
When he starts meowing it makes my life
XD
HumanxNature 2 years ago 5
SAME!
AshLuvsJonnyStew 2 years ago
Bird eating cats!!! Bring 'em out!
ClaudeParish 2 years ago
Bring out your cats! (hits a pot with a spoon)
notrathe1st 2 years ago 11
There is a dodo. Giggle.
lordkeeperoftheseal 2 years ago 2
I thought it was an albatross.
NJPJMommaDJ 2 years ago 2
the beginning put me into hysterics now to watch the rest
mastermind256780 2 years ago
john you are funny and will always stay funny.
but can you put more videos on you tube please???
lets see .... talk about charlie chaplin.
HappyCubevids 2 years ago 4
LOL!!!
Get the gun!! XDXD
gotriceandshrimp 2 years ago
Oh man, I'm crying from laughing so hard. Cleese is such a master of that deadpan delivery.
Shizenvi 2 years ago
Your right, sometimes he is so funny without really joking or when hes just dead serious. That is something a good comedian needs. This fun aura around him/her. and cleese has that
Gaxo2 2 years ago 5
nice bench he's sitting on! wow! =))
ismannen567 2 years ago 6
I don' think it's possible to not find John Cleese funny, in Monty Python or interviews.
SteamFan42 2 years ago 9
Get the gun!
AWSOME!!
Kaiser325 2 years ago 11
I wonder if John Cleese counted how many crows he was killing that night as he went to sleep.
DarkPuIse 2 years ago 3
I suspect he would prefer a dead parrot right now..
curlisintechnicolor 2 years ago 77
lol priceless
TOgirl1 2 years ago
You, sir, win the internet.
AGenericAccount 2 years ago 6
HE'S SUCH AN OLD MAN! Ah, Cleese-y.
aokjunebug91 2 years ago 3
hahahahahahah Cleese, whatever you say, you are the best!
Enerccio 2 years ago 7
wtf is with the dodo, hahah
mrdylanman666 2 years ago 2
Could be anything. It reminds me of an early illustration for Alice in Wonderland.
kristell9 2 years ago 2
Regardless of how old some people are, they are still funny as hell. John Cleese is a prime example.
BlackSkullRacer613 2 years ago 13
"The cat's out!"
"We have work for you two! SHUT UP!"
william59glersh 2 years ago 8
omg he has a statue of a do do in his garden!! LOL
IsBreaLiomCapall 2 years ago 13
'Get The Gun' haha
By The Way can you upload the Buying a Bed sketch?
AlexDeLargeisHere 2 years ago 2
Thank you John for making me feel absurdly lucky.
VenusHeadTrap 2 years ago 5
I LOVE HIM! :D "get the gun..."
audreey23 2 years ago 3
Still as funny as ever lol.
Teenagefreedomfightr 2 years ago
He reminds me of my uncle who's very straigh forward with words and speaks politely when he wants to say something or explain. They're even around the same age.
RealPublic 2 years ago
He's still got it xD
even if he's wearing a yellow sweater O.o''
AnimeFanGirl4eva 2 years ago
will you shut up???
get the gun.....
hahaha
popcornlover100 2 years ago 10
"Now I'm gonna tell you this again. If you don't shut up I'm going to shoot you in the head" :o
kageromaru 2 years ago
Oh I thought you we're complaining about the music.
gilegraam 2 years ago
"Get the gun!" Hahaha XD
Tycoonum 2 years ago
John Cleese is so awesome, he can command nature's animals to shut up at his whim.
ZeroGrav1984 2 years ago 111
"meow....meow"
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isabngeryer 2 years ago
A short video of a child drugged up from the dentist or a young teenager changing his voice and yelling "medication" gets millions of views, but a video with one of the world's greatest comedians only gets 25,000? Absurd. :P
Raivu42 2 years ago 26
I cannot express how unbelievably true your statement actually is. I didn't realize how few views this had until I saw your comment.
Truly pathetic.
P5eudonym 2 years ago 7
That dodo statue. I want one.
"Get the cats out!" Hahaha :D
Venya9 2 years ago 6
awesome statue indeed!!!! :D i want one too!!!!
runerul 2 years ago
There's some non-migratory African swallows on the bench. lol
SopranoKayla1992 2 years ago 5
I love that place, do you think is Mr. Cleese's house? I want a giant wooden dodo too!
calliope8788 2 years ago 3
it is
krismagician 2 years ago
He has a wine appreciation video where he's in the back yard with folks drinking wine. Gotta see it.
kristell9 2 years ago
snoowkuh win
demonklawz 2 years ago
how true. i don't want to admit it... but, true!
pipeandslippersman 2 years ago
seriously, john cleese is bloody brilliant.
mrh3nrik 2 years ago 11
oh yes, likes snooooker! :D
bellostello 2 years ago
SHUT UP! ...get the gun...lol
TitaniumSeraph 2 years ago 9
snowker
Hellotheres 2 years ago
He seems to be the same xD on 0:12
utter125 2 years ago 2
Shame this is only a minute long.
rvfharrier 2 years ago 5
0:20 reaw... reaw. lol
coltononline 2 years ago 3
WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
- get the cats out..!
haha : S
RetardedNanna 2 years ago 11
LOL!
MedusaGreen 2 years ago
Happy birthday all, belatedly as it is. This is what the youth of today are doing: google bloodypythonbirthday
nazlfrag 2 years ago
I just noticed the dodo bird statue in the back. Very fitting.
Veggieman87 2 years ago 2
i remember the Beethoven sketch where he tells the bird to shut up... he's still the same~!
Ah... monty python, thou art legendary~!!! (i probably got the ol' english wrong... but oh well)
blckprljin 2 years ago 6
nope, spot on dear boy:)
ebag10 2 years ago
Yes Quite amusing "thou art legendary"
lol i can do it too
JaddigoTheDarkninja 2 years ago
I love this guy lol
gorerydr 2 years ago
Then date him lol
JaddigoTheDarkninja 2 years ago
john as some kind magical talent that makes everything about him so damn funny
let the cats out LOL
yayin69 2 years ago 5
I wonder what he thinks about the new generation
"Hipsters"?
hee hee..
vinnieagogo 2 years ago
we have work for he cat confusers here lol
pandamonius101 2 years ago 3
This is why John Cleese is so darn funny. I love Monty Python
Videot01 2 years ago
sent in the cats
BigAlzo 2 years ago
it's contest for me between John Cleese and Michael Palin but I <3 them both
they are soooo funny!
EuskaltelEuskadi 2 years ago
i love johnny boy
GreenlandCat 2 years ago
John Cleese <3
"will you shut up... get the gun!" :D
MercuryMay94 2 years ago 25
"SHUT UP!!!"
Hahahaha!! Oh dear god, John kills me...
elavyeth 2 years ago 7
John did a video about wine appreciation. I want to see that again. Excellent and funny!
kristell9 2 years ago
i could have listened to a lot more of this.
deadletterbox24 2 years ago 6
The 2 clips John Cleese has done for this channel have made him my new favorite Python member.
"Get The Gun!"
mavinajfan 2 years ago 4
he wasn't your favorite before? How is that possible?
BernierCR42 2 years ago 5
I'd always sort of liked Michael Palin. It must have been the Lumberjack Song that did it for me. Who could ever resist a man in plaid? (Just Kidding)
mavinajfan 2 years ago 2
michael palin for sure. it was the castle anthrax scene in the holy grail that did it for me (:
cyancyancyann 2 years ago 2
"I let the cats out. Meow..."
SHUT UP!!!
TurboTorben 2 years ago 6
i started laughing at "shut up!" lol xD
13itch333 2 years ago 8
I knew he is funny...but THAT funny? NOOOO!!!
Patengers 2 years ago 2
A little chuck of pure truth right there
DanLightning 2 years ago 2
Hahaha, this guy is Awesome!
littletoyprecincts 2 years ago 4
Hahha, reminds me of the 'Cheese Store' sketch - Will you stop that bloody music!!! :D
wleikko 2 years ago 4
LOL YES!
coasterkid345 2 years ago
lol yeah
guerrillajack 2 years ago
lol i love how hes yelling at the birds
ledzepaudball 2 years ago 3
REEEOW REEEOW. We have work for you two!
carlmcn11 2 years ago 3
John, your amazing lol
TeddyBearWithSexHair 2 years ago
Get the gun LOL!!!
VibraniumUK 2 years ago 9
LOL
jmitter34 2 years ago
Get the gun.
BlackCatLucky123 2 years ago 6
The Dodo is extinct but i believe it was in reference to the bird sculpture in the background.
adrfoot 2 years ago