Video Rebuttal to "Does masturbation really cause blindness?

[dECODE181]

Is this true? because im not gonna masturbate in my whole entire life anymore after watching this video. Someone Please reply .

[KettlexSuperxAdam]

Dan and Jen give great advice. They have an awesome channel! I hope to God young people find people like Dan and Jen and Laci Green before they find your bullshit. Even if you are just a troll this is just wrong. If kids find this it's going to mess them up bad!

[metallicablackperson]

his head pulls to the right because he is looking left you dumbass!

[mount10dew]

it all makes sense

[fordyaus]

You've got to be shitting me! LOL! Bullshit, i masturbate and my vision kicks ass you fucking douche bag! The only possible explanation to loss of vision due to masturbation is the loss of Zinc, but the loss of Zinc through masturbation is no where near enough to cause ill effects on the vision.

[nchramos]

This is so stupid... so Mr. Carlson is a hypnotherapist... and Mr Happeh is a...??? doctor? physiologist? sexual therapist? don't think so.

[Truemouse]

I believe Happeh does not masturbate, this would explain why Happeh is such a symmetry-obsessed freak.

According to Truemouse Theory of idiocy, while such OCD's can occur in people exhibiting normal behaviour (Such as spanking the monkey or flicking the bean) it seems that those who refrain such natural practises are doomed to talk shit about how their entire world should be symmetrical and also dissaprove of, yet are compelled to talk about, what other people do the privacy of their homes.

[pelleymage]

LOL there is no such thing as happeh theroy it just this retard tryin to say masturbation is bad lol this was actualy funny to watch some1 so retarded talkin about shit he doesnt know

[TheTekken7]

lol when i say poor over i mean more over. sry if their r any other mistakes

[TheTekken7]

azjadh is wrong. just think about it. everyone i seems to have poor vision because everyone masterbates. poor over just think about it. how could masterbation not effect you vision. think. everyone know the penis is directly link to the eyes by the bullshit nerves. more over sex does not do this because . . . shit . . i am running out of bullshhit. . . i have too bring out the big guns now. . because of GOD and thats why this video is creditable

[YuorMomFcuk]

the bullshit nerves xD that made me laugh

why don't we just relate everything that damages the human body to masturbation, let's say, terrorist attacks, if the population of a certain city over masturbates, they will send out masturbation waves to people in the middle east, these waves make them very angry and activates the suicide bommer hormone in the body, that explains terrorist attacks

Masturbation, you better not do it, or you will be BOMBED!

[azjadh]

Masturbation is quite natural... if masturbation really causes blindness and crippling then almost every one in this world would be blind and crippled..

So don't try to scare the sh*t out of people u idiot..

Go scare yourself u moron...

[TheTekken7]

hes not stopid. u r stopid u maron

[year2kill06]

what do u mean every man in the world masturbates

[azjadh]

This is d most stupidous explanation i've ever seen. This says that his head is tilted bcos of Masturbation but hello!!! he is trying see the person sitting on ri8 side and head can tilt based on the position of the spinal cord and backbone...

So the tilting may b caused bcos of his cusion chair...

MFkr

[thebigcheese50]

B FUCKING S AND 2 QUOTE SINKKER216 omg eat sh!t n die u moron

[Cool6r33ze]

wait, wait,wait, wait, how in the hell do you know Mr. carlson masturbaits. Just because he knows so much about it. You are sitting here telling us that you know about it so that means you masturbait Mr. Happeh!!! You are teeling us lies and bullshit!

[toshiamata]

tahnk you for this video, that shows the reality that masturbation can cause..

[lordtains]

haha why do you make such vids.. keep doing it, its funny

[SepehrKk]

uknoww what???

fuck this guy

im gonaa fuckin watch a porrn in 2 minutzz i do ma masturbationn shytttt nigggggaaa

iwaannnnaa feeel sumtinn good

lemme cum hahahahah

iknoww all u mufuckerzz feel mee

and u wanna do the thingg ima do in 2 minzz

imm outt ...

[feel me xD

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[MajinBoo321]

Everyone masterbates.................. So if this was true, then everyone is blind.

[ncfwhitetigress]

omg happeh = comedic genius of epic proportions

[skulls0452]

I masturbate and I disapprove this message.

[perrofran]

i dont know if this could be true, but one thing is for sure,nobody will take this seriously....

You are wasting your time,even masturbation is better than your channel

[rodgierad]

He may not be an expert on masturbation but suggestions in this video are un-scientific& ridiculous.If masturbation was to cause change in facial features (reaching), where is evidence of "blindness"?

Carlson's eyes do not operate independent of one another as your fake "big eye" suggests.

A clear lack of understanding of perspective in film images, and physical development just add to the stupidity of this video.

I'm right-handed/the whole right side of my body is BIGGER than left. Explain.

[nefertt]

if mr. hypnotherapist doesn't have enough credentials to say that masturbating does not cause blindness what credentials do you have exactly?

[rdavola]

so if you shrink then that means the person masterbates with both hands.

[KimySan]

... You say too many times ''Happeh's theory is correct''. Lying is bad. ''Happeh's theory is Happeh's opinion of his own case''. That works better. Plus, he does NOT have a cigar mouth, nor does he have an eye bigger than the other.. And my head also tends to tilt to the right side and I can swear on my mom's head I never masturbated. Come on, I'd be more willing to trust an hypnotherapist than some weird guy on Youtube..

[happeh]

Have you ever considered glasses?

[KimySan]

Nop, have you? Cuz maybe you should ;D

[cahk]

Whats ur problem with masturbation? Get a life idiot!

[azndude108]

lol your arguement is riddled with so many fallacies.

[happeh]

That is why you listed all of them?

[Hiredguns23]

lmao this is quite comical

[femroda]

Thank you for reviling the masturbation conspiracy.

But wait (Evil laugh)

If they used the left hand instead?

[flobba123]

lmao he wants 2 scare all the kids 2 not masturbate

[Hmraja]

This fool just made all that up, the truth can be found through the teachings of Islam, which could be tested.

[musicmad2911]

1. His head tilts to the right because hes looking at the people he is talking to maybe? LOL

2. What a load of BS XD, Seriously? Masturbation and blindless! This has gotta be be taking the p*** xD

[Groundbrekr]

sounds like an person attack on the guy

[Chaotischesneutrales]

I love the number of logical fallacies in this

[voodouFonk]

friggin hilarious haha

[orderingservice]

ok i want to meet this happeh freak and kick him right in the fuckin head.

[happeh]

What if he moves and kicks back?

[MagoSiniestro]

u r gay

[RacerX2073]

I'll just have my hot cousin do it for me that way she will go blind

[phazt]

HAha! Me too.

[RacerX2073]

LOL!!!

[pimpjuicexxx213]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[paiman1993]

omg lmao you r so stupid hahaha i wonder where u get ur research from hahaha plz reply

[bricearmondpatterson]

i beat off 4 times a day since i was 12 for 1hour each time. I have 20/20 vision.

[happeh]

For how long?

[umahuma4]

according to uma theory

you have no scientific backing, if your even a human beign

refrenseing to hex

[HeX4869]

Is it possible that you're a program made by the US government (secretly) to see how far would artificial intelligence go ?

[Veeliscious1]

Hahahaha This guy is hilarious - and even funnier is he really BELIEVES it - I thought it was a joke but check out his website and see the "eyes" he's stuck on a woman's arse having sex to prove it's like a face! Or how a woman's arm (behind her back) has therefore "withered" cos she's gay. BTW, I love the "actual" size Big Eye at 5.12 in this vid - never knew eyes could become the relative size of a tennis ball just by wanking! Thanks Happeh Slapper!

[patorocker5]

is more probably you get blind for make all this anti wank propaganda in front of the pc than wanking

[LotBountyHunter]

oh shit OBAMA wanks because i seen in a interview of him hes head was tilted??????

[happeh]

You are an observant person. Keep it up. ;)

[kingdemon815]

i have no fucking idea why I've watched 3 of your videos. they are all boring, and they're answers are all wrong. the most damage it can cause, is a little mental stress, a cramped hand, and a low/regenerating sperm count. so shut the fuck up, and stop spreading lies like wild fire, you can go blind from lying ass well.

[peperes2]

"I have no fucking idea why I've watched 3 of your videos"

because the truth is attractive but uncomfortable. thus people go back to their lies. happeh is correct and there are more websites talking about this. There are books as well. masturbation = sexual release, waste of seminal/creative energy. at the long run you waste your body and life too. in the end, it's an experience, but not a very smart one. be smart. peace

[KapitanoUK]

Just one question.

Is Mr Happeh clinically insane, or has he just fallen in with a lot of self-hating religious whakos?

Okay, two questions. When he masturbates, does he alternate arms to minimise "shrinkage", or does he get someone else to do it for him, to keep his body pure?

[punkndrublic1876]

btw.. if u guys are wondering if this guy is for real? he is. look at his profile. hes completely serious haha DOUCHER im gonna rub one out while watching this video hahaahahaha

[happyasskicker]

I'll masturbate thinking about you!

[RedlineNRG]

LOOOOL I love your video series! Good work on trolling the internet.

[H3llspawn6sic6]

My god I can't believe you are serious. This is the most bullshit thing I have ever seen.

[dodexodus]

wel i've wanked almost everyday for the past 6 years and i've got no vision problems.

rofl video is rofl

[punkndrublic1876]

hahahaha me 2 man. if my head is turned to the side perhaps im TALKING TO YOU, YOU FUCKING RETARD!

[goddamnfaggots]

happeh theory: serious business >:3

[JMnair99]

Holy Jesus!He says the freaking truth man.

[H3llspawn6sic6]

ahahaha ohhh Satire :]

[FlowerFlo1983]

Another good point to see, that someone masturbated often, is that he posts retarded videos about masturbation on Youtube.

[ColonelSaito]

Hahaha that was hilarious. Nice work lmao

[fenderdeluxe2006]

this is a major troll

[burnummaster]

i like how this video basically says "if this one guy happens to be like the symptoms of this theory, it is correct"

[EduardoBrasil10000]

You're right.

[jocybum]

lolz.

[earthfell]

Looks like happeh flunked out of human anatomy in college... assuming he ever went. And if he did, how shameful someone so stupid could get a degree and spread this nonsense.

Go back to the 1800's, when everyone was as ignorant and uneducated as you.

[OkamiThunder]

he's a life coach dude and obviously talking about health topics.

[2009dimerda]

puauauauau listen to me keep up some toys and enjoy masturbation...blindness..uuau­hauhauhauhuahuha

[piggyboy67]

And again - he's being polite and turning his head to look at the people he's speaking to. Imagine that. Shrinkage? I don't see any. But then again, I'm not looking with my big eye so maybe I don't see it. You need to quit using an angled picture as your "proof" that something is wrong with a person. It's simply the angle. Dude - get a life.

[ItsTAF]

I seriously hope you don't genuinely believe what you claim.

[shas1814]

So where does all this "Happeh Theory" come from?

Your own fantasies, right?

What a load of nonsense.

[FantasmaBAnco]

This has to be a fucking joke. It's so unbelievably moronic.

[RedWildz]

happeh, if you could please explain why someone like Ron Jeremy isn't blind and completely and utterly deformed by now, I'd be happy to hear your theory. For a man who, most likely, chronically masturbates and can perform auto-fellatio upon himself, he seems to be a fairly normal human being. I don't see how a hack theory is more credible than an actual DOCTOR'S opinion on the matter. Hypnotherapist or not, he has a medical degree. You're pointing out tiny details that apply to all human beings.

[happeh]

"I don't see how a hack theory is more credible than an actual DOCTOR'S opinion on the matter".....Do you know the doctor? Why do you believe him? Because the teacher at school told you doctors are trustworthy? Do you understand what the doctor has to say and that is why you agree that he is correct, or do you agree with him because he is supposed to be an authority figure, and you are a sheep that automatically agrees with authority figures?

[RedWildz]

A sheep? What the fuck? I've been good friends with several doctors. My uncle was a doctor as well, and my mother a nurse.

What in the hell would doctors stand to gain from lying about masturbation's supposed "effects?"

By your logic, wouldn't you be just as much as a sheep for so blindly following it based on no proof whatsoever? You're a god damn moron.

[pimpjuicexxx213]

Happeh I don't understand why you think you can fool us at the minute 4:32 you can easily and clearly see that his doing it on purpose....

[peperes2]

this is an isolated case. i don't see happeh's claims as 100% valid for isolate cases as well, but the fact is that masturbation in the long run wastes creative energy in the male body. it can cause all sorts of problems from physical to mental, unless you find a way to refill that energy, which is a lost battle in the long run: sex releases a lot of energy.

[LovelyYTRocks]

This guy is a great troll.

He needs more viers, though.

And by the way, for the people watching and actually believes this.

Mr. Carlson's head is tilted to the right because he's talking to people who are to his left.

And if you turn your head a quatre of a circle to talk to somebody on the left side of your body, it'll be uncomfortable, that's why his head is tilted.

Hilarious stuff, keep it up.

[happeh]

I believe your post would have more weight if you spelled all of it properly.

[shas1814]

"I believe your post would have more weight if you spelled all of it properly."

And your videos would have more weight if they made sense.

And if they were honest.

And if you could back them up with...

well, with ANYTHING besides your comical fantasies.

I still believe these are intended to be jokes.

[snake1613]

dumbass it pulls to his right cause they are on his left and his looking at them

[andreschih]

Umm Masturbation its okay Dude

[happeh]

If you want to end up looking like a pirate.

[clevis9155]

You have horrible debating skills. nothing that you bring up is valid.

[Jermarnees512]

This is so true. I have been telling my friends about cyclopses and I have also been telling those who I see as having an imbalance