National Crystal Meth Hallucination League episode One

[russellwtsn]

I used to smoke quite a bit of that shit & I would tweak off by myself for days sometimes but I never saw snakes. The occasional spider sighting might mess with my head for a bit but mostly it was the shadow people that id see. But they werent really there so they werent a threatening by

[sosoasian]

So what does he do? Regroup, and falls asleep for 19 hours

[luigginacho]

RRRRRRRRIGHT OUT OF HIS JAW

[wexarexthexStorm]

Hilarious.

[jbshaver829]

how the fuck did this get cancelled

[FromHablit]

Sounds like Craig McShay had...

*puts on sunglasses*

Heart Murmurs.

Yeeeeeeeah, it's my first time doing this so be nice to me!

[MasamuneXero]

In my experience with Dextroamphetamine, you don't actually see hallucinations full on center, but rather it's all in your peripheral, and anything you do see in your center disappears within 1/4 second. I'm convinced that it's almost entirely due to the sleep deprivation, but because the guy is on drugs it's an automatic scapegoat. Just finished a 6 day binge averaging 20% higher doses than prescription, and the worst thing was the 3 scratching sounds from my closet. That's not the drugs.

[soccerpro13ox]

fucking priceless.

[Caboose056]

why did this show get cancelled?

[ikyopmist]

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger 

[bakewon]

lame

you don't start hallucinating till at least day 3

[MysticDMBherb]

lmao Snakes Seen 562, Snakes Hit 562

[Heidelaffe]

Betting on sports - like a Sir!

[DarkFoolJin]

Bad ass snakes but Langers just awesome to da max !! xD

[5chl3cht]

honey meth-head don't gives a shit

[barkape]

goin for the lamp and.. BOOM lol

[barkape]

and..... SNAKES!!

[lgonggr]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEES­SSSSSS !!!

[Spunyunrings]

I need more of these please.

[DirtyphonicsDP]

Hi, this is a top comment and it isn't a quote from the video.

[TheKarlArsch]

@DirtyphonicsDP 0:30

[lingh89]

What a wonderful comparison of Crystal Meth and a silly game called Football which is equally drugged paired with Alcohol. Drugs can be important elements for mankind to explore but those two drugs (Alcohol and Crystal Meth) are a lost cause. At least the Crystal Meth user got exercise, however unfortunate, it was this is more than you  can say for the beer drinking spectator of Football.

[blondieXdancerr]

"they can fly now, but langher just knocks em out of mid-air"

[MrGunman11]

This is what junkies and drugs are good for, to make fun of them like this. That said where can I get this program on National TV? LMAO

[MrGunman11]

snakes! Snakes! SNAKES!! SNAKES!!

[dareisaynavy]

make more of these videos

[aimtcb]

this is dumb

[h0rnd0917]

Are they poison snakes? Anaconda?

[shizzle5150]

It's funny that this would make a great drug awareness commercial but "Partnership for a drug free America" dickheads don't have a sense of humor.

[dj4650]

If you don't laugh at this...you smoked too much.

[AceofDlamonds]

the snakes should have won...lol so rigged.

[DarrenDiAntonio]

drug sure don't seem fun. lol

[garrbarr]

Makin those snakes play his game!

..

Zero indecisiveness.

[modestmou5e]

and... SNAKES.

[Dicoscool]

bullshit....if you were on meth you wouldn't fall asleep.

[Marveh]

the snakes can now fly xD

[yaemal]

HIS ARMS ARE BIG HAMMERS! Wow

[ZZLe4Ni]

Dude I never laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks.

[JosephO75]

this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[repmanad]

aaand SNAKES!



[Crosell]

i want what he took

[MEKON17]

@Crosell no you don't

[MrJohnw93]

Making those snakes play his game

[EndlessFunctionality]

lol bashes himself with the lamp

[MrTreantHugger]

This is stupid, meth doesn't make you hallucinate.

[ThinTheHerd78]

@MrTreantHugger Try being up for four days smoking meth and then report back o us how meth doesn't make you hallucinate.

[MrTreantHugger]

@ThinTheHerd78 That's not from the meth, that's psychosis.

[ThinTheHerd78]

@MrTreantHugger caused by being up for days smoking meth....

[theshninja]

@ThinTheHerd78 But he slept for 19 hours....

[islandoffroadracing]

charges uup..... aaaannnnnd... SNAKES!

[sillydillydokieo]

LOL craig mcshay vs. THE NOISE

[zeroskata5564]

hahahah this is soo funny

[nikkisue480]

takes a break to regroup and naps for 19 hours, OMFG!!! wet my pants so funny

[kranked1]

HE'S A BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

[KJE420]

he so in the zone he ground out one of his teeth!!

[dryller10]

he looks like jesus lol

[Silverrainmelody]

I know that this is supposed to be funny, but it just makes me sad ... =[

[DaveTKNeal]

@Silverrainmelody I know this is supposed to be sad, but it's just too funny

[Nothingizm]

indecisiveness 0 lmfao

[dfunkt]

0:35 "they can fly now, but langer stays focused, and just knocks em out of midair!"

[AndrewS1699]

7--beast!!

[djtriptastic420]

not funny. at all.

[skulleton]

@djtriptastic420

Why? I snorted meth for a period of two months, then stopped. This video is funny and true.

[crazy4262]

lol "SNAKE" in his pants

[SuperSquishface]

Making those snakes play his game hahaha

[POW22POW22]

Were can i watch more of these??...

[skulleton]

@POW22POW22

search "the onion sports"

[kranked1]

@skulleton he must be 1 of 7 people in the world too not find this funny,i couldnt stop watching it for a week killing myself laughing so was evrey 1 of mates i showed it too,so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teknicianmuzik]

Wow... This guys snake K/D is out of control.

[zrandeye]

Realizes his arm is now a snake ahhahahahah.

[obone01]

Is the original footage from a documentary or something?

[Blackrosereaper]

i fucking love this show :D

[luke55664]

It is from "The Onion" news. You can subscribe and get many more like it. I don't why this person decided to upload an already existing video, then cut the promo short at the end.

[MatasAkrobatas]

Langer 301 Snakes 5

[TheBDub1234567]

haha! I found his Facebook! ww(dot).facebook(dot)com/profi­le.php?id=1521692488&sk=wall

[360wheel]

look up "Super Meth addict Robert Langer" on Face book, I think one of his friends is the actor who played him

[lala12125811]

Lmao!

[ithatisalex]

rhymes with winning

[antarokokorre]

Hes a BEAST!

[DCullz]

meth is a marathon, not a sprint, and he knows it

[pboxinator]

"The snakes can fly now!"

[hollywoodhillsagency]

Stop hating on Langer. The guy's stats speak for themself..he is number 1 for a reason. No one could achieve Zero indecisiveness unless they were the REAL DEAL ! ...and Langer knows it!!

[7cycles]

Rob Langer is such a douche bag!

[NCSUVPIfan]

...I Love how there's so many Crystal Meth Connoisseurs on this page pointing-out the Inaccuracies of this video, as though the people who made it are the socalled "Idiots." "It's an UPPER not a Downer ! Duh ! OMG Get it right OSN ! Gah." Go back to the Meth Lab, Tools.

[SVTcoolguy]

meth doesn't make you hallucinate ._.

It's not a Hallucinogen

[Derpmeat08]

@SVTcoolguy withdrawal from long-term use will.

[SVTcoolguy]

@Derpmeat08 Do you mean the "Come Downs", or quitting entirely? Either way, the only time I myself hallucinated was after being awake for long periods of time. Usually extending 3 days. That's not the drug itself causing the hallucinations though, that's the product of mind and body fatigue.

[thyjesse]

"It's a marathon not a sprint and Langer knows it."

[rafb0]

And falls asleep for....19 hours lol

[unleashed104]

lol the funniest thing is that the make it sound like a football game, just doing the play-by-play on everything

[MrBuckshotJones]

Is there a heavyweight class ?

[macparty311]

Got another 3 1/2 hours of dome coming at ya, so sit tight!

[EthanXin]

best sport ever

[punisher00109]

his arms are big hammers

[DK3CHAMP]

I take it the one dislike is Rod Langer.

[ballaps2]

HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN"T STOP CRYING!!! HILARIOUS

[dvncan12345]

im a pylon

[TheHiLiteShow7]

lol love this show

[robertgift]

LMFACO!

Looks like real video of a meth abuser I knew.

He died.

[Zoltaaan]

@robertgift Laughing my fucking asscock off?

"WORSHIP MY ASSCOCK!"

[c0ckNockeR]

LMFAO

[COO113]

"rips out his heart for too much whispering" lmao

[noslrac30]

Start of the second half and Langer charges up now aaaand snakes!!

[bwaddle1976]

Regroup and falls asleep for 19 hours. haha too funny!

[pandaaaaaaaaaaa]

He´s a Beast going for the Lamp and BOOM!! hahaha

[hollywoodhillsagency]

I love the part 'That's a marathon not a sprint and Langer knows it' hahaha

[peterlohnes]

@hollywoodhillsagency "meths" a marathon and not a sprint...

[hollywoodhillsagency]

@peterlohnes Yeah and Langer knows it!!...thanks for pointing that out i realised that when i listened again but didn't bother changing it because i didn't think anyone would be anal enough to even bother correcting it! Cunt.

[peterlohnes]

@hollywoodhillsagency lol, only because its a great line "meths a marathon" sounds so nice, its a shame to ruin the line. Anal? So is bothering to respond. Douche

[4life4life]

.... And Snakes

[mhaze210]

This guy looks A LOT like Norman Reedus (from Boondock Saints...if you see his character from Blade II, youll agree!!!)

[athalus81]

Meth itself doesn't cause hallucinations, however sleep deprivation can and will.

[Dobono]

This shows how ignorant the common person is about most illegal substances, meth does not make you hallucinate, it is speed, an upper. This video is well filmed and hilarious except for the fact that the makers have no idea what they are talking about. Change it to lsd and this might get million+ views.

[Metonium]

@Dobono Your the ignorant one dumbass. Meth keeps you up. You stay up too long you hallucinate like hell.

[KingTaargusVII]

@Dobono It's illegal, and it's stupid. Who cares?

[xxpoppyelfxx]

@Dobono its called stimulant psychosis brah. Lots of stimulants (adderall, coke, meth) + days of sleep deprivation turns you into a strung out schizo for a few days till you get sleep and slow down on the speed. Funny thing is, if you have the self control to not binge on the stuff for days (not that hard) is a better alternative to alcohol. Moderation is key, people with adhd who are prescribed desoxyn do it twice a day for decades and dont turn into meth zombies.

[driverx241]

@xxpoppyelfxx Yeah, you just need to take thing eaOH GOD SNAKES EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST

[ocithiel]

omfg I was rofl from the beginning ty

[Jukeboksi]

:) Excellent.

[PifferyGear]

Lulz. "They can fly now but Langer stays focused and knocks them out of mid air" The coverage is amazing.

[bigcraig23]

I have a box that has all kinds of cables and cords and wires in it... I told my friend, "DON'T EVER LET ME DO METH!  it'll be SNAKES, SNAKES, SNAKES!"

[stevebob240]

This is one of the greatest things of all time.

[twenty5psi]

it's just SNAKES, SNAKES, SNAKES, SNAKES

[ro87f150]

"Later in the action, Langer gots snakes in his pants & he is NOT happy about that.. So what does he do? He re-groups, falls asleep for 19hrs."

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

[PATSAINT85]

I WANT TO CONSULT THE TOAD!

[Ahooper11]

The best video ever!!!!

[UncleStumpy]

that was dumb

[TheFamilyForder]

@UncleStumpy : profound analysis, there, Francis.

[UncleStumpy]

@TheFamilyForder Sorry, wasn't trying to analyze anything, Jenny. Just didnt think it was funny. Didn't realize I'm not allowed to express my opinion.

[TheFamilyForder]

@UncleStumpy : s'arite, Susan.

[smashingpumkins1595]

And Craig McShay rips out his own heart from to much whispering... LOL

[PatrickNM57]

I have counseled many meth users, so I love this

[WillyMcCoy50]

Funny as a 1.5 meter dash!!!

[alienscape]

Definitely one of the funniest things I have ever watched!!!!!!

[thahighestcrew]

bahahahahaha I didn't think this show was gonna be that funny, but I gave it a chance and this bit comes on oh my god I was dying.

"making those snakes play his games"

[themrgfingers]

Langer off to a slow start, it takes him a second to realize his right arm is a snake.

Genius.

[freebyrd19043807]

maybe its a cultural thing i showed it to some people and they just didn't get it, i thought it was hilarious

[jeremyda29]

i hate it when my arm becomes a snake

[bbuvy]

Start of the 2nd half Langer charges up and..... SNAKES!!!!

Making those snakes play his game!

[Jhat420]

cant wait for next week when the woman goes against the burglars in her walls!

[xxmiamiboy305xx]

omg i couldnt stop laughing at this video snakes snakes snakes lmao

[HazNyC]

LOL @ "His arms are big hammers..."

[kranked1]

"LET'S PLAY THAT ONE AGAIN

GROUND 1 HIS TEETH

RIGHT OUT OF HIS JAW!!!!!

BUT HE'S SO IN THE ZONE,

HE DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE,

IT'S JUST SNAKES,SNAKES,SNAKES

HE'S A BEAST...!" I cried watching this.funniest thing ever so far in my life

I

[crazynig23]

fuckin epic

[35guas]

Falls alseep.... for 19 hours

[Zachbro39]

LOL if i was that camera man i would have been concerned for my life.

[cortez899]

Charges up and..... snakes lol

[Dnizz4011]

i hope they really put in more of these on sportsdome it was one of the best parts of the show!

[LarryLucio]

yep. literally one of the funniest things i have ever seen too.  i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe.

[kranked1]

@LarryLucio im right there with you looool

[Zachbro39]

One of the funniest things i've ever watched in my life. Thanks for the upload.

[Valefor242]

I watched this last night and laughed my head off. Thanks for posting.

[haarmom1212]

Hilarious! Thanks for posting!