For some reason, when I watch a million of these a day you will slowly start thinking like Amir and you will understand everything he does and says :DD
@oneal26 I couldn't find anyplace to download it, so I watched Ace and Jocelyn: Episode 2, and recorded the song on my phone and set it as my ringtone.
@manlyman608 I couldn't find it anywhere. So I just went to Ace and Jocelyn episode 2, and held my phone up to the speakers and record it. I'm not sure how good your phone would do, buy mine has pretty good quality.
@BeFirstnotWorst Yes, that was made obvious when you said it "sounds like three at a time", the first time. And yet, you decided to repeat it AGAIN. What are you trying to demonstrate here? He said "three at a time". And it sounds like "three at a time". If it sounded like "Rihanna time", then why would you "know" he is saying "three at a time"?
Because if you press 2, it could easily be "Rihanna time". But if you hear the whole sentence, it will not make any sence! Because of that, I know, that he didn't say "Rihanna time" but "three at a time".
Why should I do YOU a favour? You have only taken my time. The only reason to why I repeated the comments was, that you couldn't understand, what I meant. You're are a bit slow, but you know.... All can't be just as smart as me :-)
@BeFirstnotWorst And you haven't wasted my time aimlessly responding to my comments by repeating the same thing over and over again?
Please, explain what was so confusing and intricate in your repetitive comments that befuddled my feeble brain?
Before claiming how smart you are, you should probably learn to punctuate properly. I know 8 year old's that can write more intelligibly and coherently than that.
I'm not from any english speaking countries, and I'm not that old. I have the best grades in my class, and I go to extra classes, because I'm above the average.
I don't know what your job is, but it can't be good. You have probably been fired a lot of times, because you are really annoying.
You couldn't see my point, but try to understand: I thought it sounded like "Rihanna time", but I knew he said "three at a time" - there's a diffrence, see? You couldn't see it and became mad at me.
@BeFirstnotWorst And again, you've just repeated the same thing. I have already said that I know you think it sounds like "Rihanna Time". We are not debating that, you imbecile, so stop repeating it as if I do not understand it. The argument is about whether or not it actually sounds like "Rihanna time", which it clearly doesn't.
And if you don't want me to respond, why are you creating irrelevant and ad hominem arguments? Not to mention, asking me questions.
Again (why are you trying to make me repeat myself now?), if you don't want me to respond, why are you responding to my comments with repetition, irrelevant stories, and asinine questions?
Wait..... In this amir says that his dad is a pediatrician but in hardly working: Rap battle Lin says that his dad is a "Highly Accomplished Gynecologist" and amir nods in a seemingly confirming way. So which is it?
@GAMESHARK2K7 ive been trying to find the video for at least 2 weeks. i forget the name of the episode and im dying to see it again but i cant find it anywhere and its driving me crazy. if i find it ill let you know.
@GAMESHARK2K7 yes, sir. And guess what? I developed such a bad rash after my 30th full brazilian in as many days, you know what my dad did? Did he move? He frickin' moved!
That's wierd I thought Amir's dad freakin' moved.
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dewerbylhserf 23 hours ago
@MusicTwens Yeah, he actually went to berkley
TKnologic104 3 days ago
he came in a U-haul!!!! HAHAHA cos he fickin moved!
ids5621 4 days ago
amir's face at 1:21
hi8720 6 days ago
LOL, they dont make J&A's like they used to
Gazonkie 1 week ago
who is jake? who are YOU!
onlyxash 1 week ago 2
i thought his dad was a Gynecologist?
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@harrypotterrox4ever hahaha rap battle :)
yazg6 1 week ago
Who's Jake.. huh.. Who are you..........
TheOfficialTakedown 1 week ago
Amir with buzzed hair 0_o
KayySame 2 weeks ago
I thought amir's dad was a gynaecologist ... Lol
harrypotterrox4ever 2 weeks ago
"She says hi."
"hey--"
"Not to you."
"She says who are you talking to."
"Well then just talk--"
"NOT TO YOU!!!"
towley42 3 weeks ago 2
I KNOW THAT now.
rossplendent 3 weeks ago
i thought amir's dad freak'n moved
PoptartsCh0c0l4te 3 weeks ago
@PoptartsCh0c0l4te not yet but thats why he was in the uhaul xD
Player5xx 2 weeks ago
thank god jake chose that desk
JammysReign 1 month ago
"Who's Jake?"
*shakes head*
"Who are you?"
motherbelieber 1 month ago
Amir is so cute.
lexnsab 1 month ago
I don't like this channel simply because there is no 'official' Jake and Amir channel and if there was it would be CollegeHumor.
JaffaaHD 1 month ago
@MrCaptainDiablo Becaaauuuse, it's not the legit channel.
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@MrCaptainDiablo cuz is not collegehumor
cinereyes 1 month ago
Amir looks strangely sexy for some reasons lol
valenciaCZ 1 month ago
@valenciaCZ It's the haircut 8)
towley42 3 weeks ago
compare the good old dad of amir to the new one
OldSkoolStudio 1 month ago
@MrCaptainDiablo thats coz this is an original
OldSkoolStudio 1 month ago
aah..registered nurse!
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@MrCaptainDiablo
The old one's don't have them...
aveyowyns 1 month ago
Not 2 u
D2FYE4U 2 months ago
thumbs up if ur watching dis in 2011
SDSstreetskater001 2 months ago
Why would Amir call his dad? He ran freakin moved!
Platinum400 2 months ago
Amir didnt call his dad, his dad got pretty mad, and guess what he freaken moved!
ownagekidxxx 2 months ago
Amir went to college?
MusicTewns 2 months ago 54
@MusicTewns UC Berkeley
cyclonerampage 4 weeks ago
@MusicTewns havnt you seen fired? he went to yale
TheMultiKreamy1 1 week ago
For some reason, when I watch a million of these a day you will slowly start thinking like Amir and you will understand everything he does and says :DD
SlipAllCityToy 3 months ago 4
i want that ring tone hahah
fxgarza22 3 months ago 3
he didnt call him so he freaking moved
blackboy923 3 months ago 5
HE FREAKING MOVED
Rustyrunaway 3 months ago
Whos jake? Pfft... Who are you? Best line ever.
JonToebash 3 months ago
two years old ! happy birthday video!
zmeicorp 3 months ago
what condition do you think amir has?
profssrfunk 3 months ago
@profssrfunk stupidity
KISSawesome 3 months ago
@profssrfunk BS : Blumenfeld syndrom, he's the first to have it, officially..
Dm3qXY 3 months ago
when did the phone start ringing?
jere3416 4 months ago
Amir has the same ringtone as I do!
samisback321 4 months ago 75
@samisback321 where can i download!!
oneal26 4 months ago
@oneal26 I couldn't find anyplace to download it, so I watched Ace and Jocelyn: Episode 2, and recorded the song on my phone and set it as my ringtone.
samisback321 4 months ago
@samisback321 Where did you get it? I've wanted it for a while.
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@manlyman608 I couldn't find it anywhere. So I just went to Ace and Jocelyn episode 2, and held my phone up to the speakers and record it. I'm not sure how good your phone would do, buy mine has pretty good quality.
samisback321 2 months ago
@samisback321 OOh. Ok. I'll try that soon.
manlyman608 2 months ago
@samisback321 No, you see amir doesn't have your ring tone, you have his.
cowboybeepbop1 2 weeks ago
I didn´t call my dad for his birthday and do you know what he did. He freaking moved.
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if you like that shit say na na nana na na na na!
too408 4 months ago
if you like that shit say na na nana na na na na!
too408 4 months ago
who's jake who are you
bellechiara 4 months ago
"It's probably my gay ass mom"
MrEseGuero 4 months ago
Ace & Jocelyn ringtone? Fuck yeah!
SamWolvesFc 4 months ago 2
WHARE DO I GET THAT RINGTONE
traxgod2 4 months ago 2
@gimmieawopper well at least he is some kind of doctor
Melissa123465 5 months ago
in the freestyling hardly working didn't they say that amir's dad was a gynecologist?
gimmeawhopper 5 months ago
@gimmeawhopper I think they operate in different College Humor universes haha
stinkytoy 4 months ago
whos Jake? Hmm, Who are you!
TheLakersFann 5 months ago
I actually downloaded ace and jocelyn theme song and it's my ring tone :)
HIKAJO 5 months ago
@HIKAJO cool story bro
swissrammsteinfan 3 months ago
@swissrammsteinfan that's true because now I have an iphone and I can't put a ringtone from my ipod so yes now it's just a story
HIKAJO 3 months ago
Then he freaking moved!
chelseamuse72 5 months ago
ace and jocelyn ringtone?? I WANT
treehugger898 5 months ago
Ace and Jocelyn ringtone ftw! haha
TatyanaW13 5 months ago
im going to the gym now and when im back im gonna watch the shit out of jake and amir
koen075zaanstad 5 months ago 3
@koen075zaanstad cool story bro
swissrammsteinfan 3 months ago
haha that ringtone reminded me of clarissa explains it all!
du1eq 5 months ago
man amir would be a great poker player, he draws just high cards lol.
HASHlRAMA 5 months ago
LOL
xLetumStrikex 6 months ago
haha
ShadowRogueZX 6 months ago
amir's ring tone is Ace and jocelyn theme song...lol
lukeben5 6 months ago
whose Jake!? Who are you?
phantasmo14 6 months ago
i thought amir's dad was a gynecologist?
heyheyyy21 6 months ago
@heyheyyy21 pediatrician
marzosmith 6 months ago
whos jake? who are you?
ajajajja luvs it =D
koca2429 6 months ago
@MrCaptainDiablo Its because its not College Humor
Bostonman2YT 6 months ago
Amir makes me laugh and want to kill him at the same time..perhaps this what Jake feels everyday...
GundamMeister00 6 months ago
YOU PUT THIS OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY :DDDDD
moomoo52355 6 months ago
@moomoo52355 They put this out 2 days before my birthday :P
ILoveArtSoMuch 6 months ago
Yeah, I think about it every- Is this your number??
Shiek200 6 months ago
holy crap amir looks so frickin different
KyLRFrNKrx 6 months ago 2
hahahah if you look like shit say nanaananananana
enigma81581 6 months ago
what ring tone is that!?
emiliopedraza9 6 months ago
@emiliopedraza9 It's the theme song to their mini series Ace & Jocelyn.
TheBoomshine 6 months ago
press 9 and 6
NYR199494 6 months ago
@LazarSavkovic it's called powder
mattttttttty44 6 months ago
ROFLOL!
Tacoronni 6 months ago
@2broskies amir says "jake" and jake interrupts and says "answer it".. what is the big deal..
Freakynessss 6 months ago
Keep pressing 4 and 6 with the video paused...
LOL
tigaskonde 7 months ago
whos jake ... who are you ?
EvilCucumbers17 7 months ago
amir swore :O
happyispretty 7 months ago
SOMEBODY HELP! what's the episode where Amir keeps saying that his dad moved? PLEEASEE
LazarSavkovic 7 months ago
@LazarSavkovic powder
halapalu 6 months ago
I thought the top comments will be related to Amir hairstyle
fukunofukyou 7 months ago
Amirs dad saw this and ya know what he does, he crucial moves! XD
allisonmacswanXD 7 months ago
whos jake..........WHO ARE YOU
pollock180 7 months ago
Jack, as in Jackass... Genius.
djflee0 7 months ago
FUCK YOU. U STOLE THIS OUT OF MY LIFE OMFG!
affan2009 7 months ago
amir's dad saw this and you know what he frickin moves
iscaryou 7 months ago
Amir's dad saw this, he moved
TheMegaMaxisback 7 months ago
i want that ring tone soooo badddddddddd!!!!!!!!
LilYoungKelei 7 months ago
Why so much reverb!?
FindleOfLoathing 7 months ago
lol his ringtone XD he still has it months later. (go to new guy)
iluvdrakeandjosh 7 months ago
They should do a flashback to Jake's first day. Thumbs up if you agree.
suffifo2 7 months ago 558
I thought his dad was a "Highly accomplished gynecologist." At least that's what the rap battle said.
SunsFanGuy 7 months ago
Haha amir reminds me of my sister
ME: Your a lez.
SISTER: I know!
ME: That means you like girls.
SISTER: Oh...I know that...now.
TheN1ckz 7 months ago 136
@TheN1ckz
This comment shows that wrestling fans who were dropped on their heads as babies are still breeding.
M4ST3RL1NKX88 6 months ago
Who's Jake... Who are you.
elvis7hockey 7 months ago
anyone else listen to amir's ringtone? i wanna hear the whole thing :)
beardedlantern 7 months ago
@bm13245
I know, we can continue this for a long time. So why don't we just stop it?
I don't say I have right, or you have right. This isn't what Youtube is supposed to be used for.
Please don't reply this comment, so we all can come along. Thank you.
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst , @bm13245
Your argument is stupid as hell. Also, Rule 35 of YT comments: don't argue! Noobs. You two gotta learn how to be funny.
ethteck 7 months ago
@ethteck
That is why I wrote the other comment. Calling us "noobs" isn't helping the situation. And why do we have to learn to be funny?
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@ethteck Talk about a noob. Stupid arguments is exactly what YouTube is for.
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@bm13245
I know, we can continue this for a long time. So why don't we just stop it?
I don't say I have right, or you have right. This isn't what Youtube is supposed to be used for.
Please don't reply this comment, so we all can come along. Thank you.
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repeatedly click 9 to see jake masturbate
TheXirik 7 months ago
repeatedly click 9 to see jake masturbate
TheXirik 7 months ago
another name for padiatrition is "[the][rapist]"
TheXirik 7 months ago
Press 2: Rihanna Time
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst Ummm....no. "Three at a time".
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
It SOUNDS like "Rihanna Time"
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst Yes, I know what you meant. But I think it still sounds like "three at a time".
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
And I think it sounds like "Rihanna Time".
And I know he said "Three at a time" - but still.
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst You just repeated yourself. What was the point of that message?
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
That I KNOW that he said "three at a time".
But it STILL sounds like "Rihanna time"!
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst Yes, that was made obvious when you said it "sounds like three at a time", the first time. And yet, you decided to repeat it AGAIN. What are you trying to demonstrate here? He said "three at a time". And it sounds like "three at a time". If it sounded like "Rihanna time", then why would you "know" he is saying "three at a time"?
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
Because if you press 2, it could easily be "Rihanna time". But if you hear the whole sentence, it will not make any sence! Because of that, I know, that he didn't say "Rihanna time" but "three at a time".
So let it drop. We have no more to discuss.
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst Wow. Well done. It only took you 5 attempts at saying the same thing to realise you had nothing more to contribute.
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
Wow. Well done. You have just won the price "the most annoying 'person' on Youtube."
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst And here I thought you already wont that.
Do me a favour, don't repeat this comment over and over again like last time.
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
Why should I do YOU a favour? You have only taken my time. The only reason to why I repeated the comments was, that you couldn't understand, what I meant. You're are a bit slow, but you know.... All can't be just as smart as me :-)
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst oh that is so rude-you didn't need to 'waste' you're time-just don't reply
xjuakjux 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst And you haven't wasted my time aimlessly responding to my comments by repeating the same thing over and over again?
Please, explain what was so confusing and intricate in your repetitive comments that befuddled my feeble brain?
Before claiming how smart you are, you should probably learn to punctuate properly. I know 8 year old's that can write more intelligibly and coherently than that.
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
I'm not from any english speaking countries, and I'm not that old. I have the best grades in my class, and I go to extra classes, because I'm above the average.
I don't know what your job is, but it can't be good. You have probably been fired a lot of times, because you are really annoying.
You couldn't see my point, but try to understand: I thought it sounded like "Rihanna time", but I knew he said "three at a time" - there's a diffrence, see? You couldn't see it and became mad at me.
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
@BeFirstnotWorst And again, you've just repeated the same thing. I have already said that I know you think it sounds like "Rihanna Time". We are not debating that, you imbecile, so stop repeating it as if I do not understand it. The argument is about whether or not it actually sounds like "Rihanna time", which it clearly doesn't.
And if you don't want me to respond, why are you creating irrelevant and ad hominem arguments? Not to mention, asking me questions.
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245
Have you seen my last comment? Probably not. But try to read it, and just let it go.
BeFirstnotWorst 7 months ago
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@BeFirstnotWorst Yes, I read it. Did you read mine?
Again (why are you trying to make me repeat myself now?), if you don't want me to respond, why are you responding to my comments with repetition, irrelevant stories, and asinine questions?
bm13245 7 months ago
@bm13245 if im honest, i would have voted for you
Radford401 7 months ago
@Radford401 Thank you.
bm13245 7 months ago
@Radford401 for the most annoying person, why thank you? or is it sarcasm?
Radford401 7 months ago
Jake is pretty nice to Amir in this one
PoutingXEvoke 7 months ago
if his parents are so smart how did Amir turn out like shit?
torrin51 7 months ago
bahahahaha, he got a haircut after he cut his hair in the last video ;)
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@jessejitahidi there is a website called flipmytext(.)com (without the parenthese) and the website will show you how :D
SLAYERTHEBEAST120 7 months ago
i want that ringtone!
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jessejitahidi 7 months ago
@SomeBr0wnGuy wow stalker
TheBarbieGirl012345 7 months ago
I KNOW THAT. .NOW!
jefffhardy 7 months ago
wait! wait! Amir went to College?!
TheJerry220 7 months ago
i want his ring tone
TheBobbyWB 8 months ago
Wait..... In this amir says that his dad is a pediatrician but in hardly working: Rap battle Lin says that his dad is a "Highly Accomplished Gynecologist" and amir nods in a seemingly confirming way. So which is it?
Stewey1000 8 months ago
@Stewey1000
Maybe he is a pediatrician the specializes in pediatric Gynecology.
BenjaminWirtz 7 months ago
@BenjaminWirtz thats fucked up 0_0
ids5621 7 months ago
if you watch hardly working rap battle...his dads a guynacologists(dunno how to spell it) and theres something wiered going on heer
Tmannruler17 8 months ago
@Tmannruler17 obviously not with "guy" in there, it has nothing to do with guys.
mrkiky 8 months ago
14 people are toolbox extraordinares
awhitwarrior77 8 months ago
jake thinks about it everyday.
musiquenataliesmith 8 months ago
hold down 9 and it looks like jake is playing the cello
seamoose141 8 months ago
wtf. amir with short hair
jonnym331 8 months ago
amir didnt call his dad for his birthday, and guess what? he fricken moved.
iNOMcoffeeANDsouls 8 months ago 21
@iNOMcoffeeANDsouls What episode does Amir say "he fricken moved" in, its buggin me.
GAMESHARK2K7 8 months ago
@GAMESHARK2K7 ive been trying to find the video for at least 2 weeks. i forget the name of the episode and im dying to see it again but i cant find it anywhere and its driving me crazy. if i find it ill let you know.
iNOMcoffeeANDsouls 8 months ago
@iNOMcoffeeANDsouls Its Jake and Amir: Powder
GAMESHARK2K7 8 months ago
@GAMESHARK2K7 yes, sir. And guess what? I developed such a bad rash after my 30th full brazilian in as many days, you know what my dad did? Did he move? He frickin' moved!
snowskateskate 8 months ago
@GAMESHARK2K7 thanks you! how did you find it?
iNOMcoffeeANDsouls 8 months ago
@iNOMcoffeeANDsouls watching good old jake and amir and i came across it
GAMESHARK2K7 8 months ago
Jake was hella nicer in these videos rather than the new ones
bwjn2008 8 months ago
Amir looks hella young in this video.
sptfirvlcompunk91 8 months ago
the number J!
Yony42 8 months ago
Whos jake?....... Who are you????
broomyrox 8 months ago
press 9 and hold.
ziadsoliman1 8 months ago 13
@ziadsoliman1 lol
mikeycv1 7 months ago
He frickin' moved.
r3b3l1n 8 months ago