My Balls Rap Song

[kh101100]

I just typed in my balls and this popped up

[ScottishSheepFucker]

Top comments well earned.

[CalokThaRipper]

funniest shit iv heard in MONTHS... kudos on this shit man...

[donjohnson19]

lol



[CODplay3rs]

i cant breath!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rafachafa99]

my balls bigger than king kong's your balls look like ping pongs

[LakerCards7]

That was funny af!!!

[illmatic183]

My dick, flies high like an eagle, your dick, looks like Smeagol,

My dick, big like a bus, your dick, just spits out pus

[Sneakylass]

holy fuck, that was hilarious.

[Demoman3138]

My dick, gives an extra push, your dick, is as popular as bush

My dick, bigger then yours, your dick, just for man whores

My dick, pimp galore, your dick, rental store

My dick, pleaser of the ladies, your dick, looks like a raisin

My dick, full of goodies , your dick, cause of chernobyl

My dick, known as the great one, your dick, known as a grapeball

My dick, can be seen from china, your dick, microscopic vagina.

My dick, saved the world, your dick, toxic blur

[DesteniShaladae]

O.O w....t....f did i just watch?! ~hits like button and no its not becuz im a chick. its becuz its funny as hell~ lol

[naruto123651]

WTF am i watching this is stupid

[619wwesmackdown]

@naruto123651 well better then ur mangina

[naruto123651]

@619wwesmackdown Says the guy with no dick only ur mom has one

[dubdag360]

woah



[austingurley1]

I love Grace sholar teheheheh ...randombes...

[xXcrazykillerxX15]

weird thought that song was a spoof

[danielamoore1]

lol the luv the song but were Are the BALLs

[J3wFro69]

My dick, goes for the gold

Yo dick, saggy and old

[turak2]

LOL big like Chyna

[yankeedude96]

my balls bolo young

your balls william hung

my puss taste like a cookie

your puss taste like a snooki

[natbear1987]

my balls die for the thug life

you balls cry during bugs life

my balls hung like a horse

your balls hung like g-force

[TheRupert303]

my dick vip your dick needs id

[mr2skaterboyy]

yeah man this is a good spoof

[slipknont196]

0:26 detroit red wings <3 

[fUdg3mUnkAay]

thiumbs up if ur balls r as big as the likes

[spriggain]

omfg man they said they got pusses!

[CWOLTZ99]

my balls are big like the empire state building

[trinitylabradors]

i have balls unlike you

[Hamishknicks77]

0:43 <3

[catgoober]

LOL some are these are really funny!

[dirtybananers]

wow this is such a lame remix one word to discribe this.... FAIL

[elykeom1]

my name is moses

[dannyboy7991]

Better than the orignal just saying

[greekkid08]

Big like shaq, midget Mac

[systemfan178]

My dick goes down low, your hand is the only thing your dick knows

[butwerenotrobots1]

HAHHAHAHAHAH "my balls denn-is quaid. your balls randy quaid."

[FlowHouseMusic]

my balls, get licked by a chick

your balls, looks like a dick

[BlackieAnnWarren]

Thumbs up for Tequila. Gurl. :D

[ScoobyDooPop]

Thats col

[albertogamer1]

My Dick, hung like a horse

Your dick, hung like G-force

[AJMoodSwing]

0:40 thats not shaq

[Sparkowits]

My dick never has an itch

Yo dick don't even have an on switch

[Sparkowits]

My dick has a giant load

Yo dick is a tiny choad

My dick fires on command

Yo dick is stroked by your hand

My dick is sucked by a bit**

yo dickis as ugly as a witch

[taytay392]

hey everyone search my dick remix my dog also funny

[St3pYaGameUp]

@Wokzilla its not shaq ... its Michael Duncan from the movie Green Mile.

[littlebuckie11]

@wokzilla Dude its a picture of Michael Clarke Duncan from the green mile

[Evasivechzburger]

@wokzilla that's not Kazaam, it's the Green Mile, the actor's name is Michael Clarke Duncan.

[St3pYaGameUp]

really? you couldn't find a real picture of Shaq?

[cuteaszgemini]

hahahha funny shit!!.

[xXSPOOKERxX]

36 people had smal balls :D

[Msmusiclove16]

Heheh. :P

[Sporauto96]

My Dick is always in her mouth

Your Dick got the girls runnin south

My Balls be makin me money

Your Balls are small and funny

[MrAfonsoNunes]

my balls are like basketballs, your dick is like tennis balls

[hanimallover1]

balls, ok

dick, same as the other but fine

pussy, in the same area but kinda goes to the bitch

bitch, little off topic

STICK TO BALL ALRIGHT this is confusing

[skittlesandtape412]

hahahaha i love this so muchXD

[KillenSlaya]

my dick shot out the stars in the sky, your dick made all the women cry

my dick to big to measure, your dick isnt even good for pleasure

my balls stuffed a turkey, your balls small and perky

my balls swing and say, your balls made the chick that sings "Friday"

my dick came in first place, your dick isnt even big enough to mastrubate

my dick isnt a rookie, your dick git mistaken for a pussy

[123456789067991]

My balls, i make my chick scream really loud. Ur balls, wat balls u talkin bout

[wecypher]

my balls super big

your balls lookslike shit

[guitarzombieghgh]

My balls, touch the ground, your balls, small and round

My balls, swaying freely, your balls, sweaty and greasy

My balls, gigolo, your balls, the ladies say no

My balls, sweet like gravy, your balls, shriveled and veiny

My dick, super advanced, your dick, jizz in your pants

My dick, finger lickin, your dick, doesn't meet the definition

My dick, juicy like a big mac, your dick, mistaken for a tic tac

My dick, leaves a mark on your face, your dick, just got put in it's place

[Thecanceler]

I'd rather have my bitch live in a sewer than Kristen stewart.

[blackasknightsniping]

thats not shaq you idiot.

[MrBombzilla]

my balls freaking huge

your balls blend in with your pubes

[ThemMetroKids1]

llamf

[thilgax]

MY BALLS BIG LIKE ZEKE

YOUR BALLS SMALL AND WEAK

[JeanClaudeYoung]

my balls died for that thug life

your balls cried during bugs life

LMFAO

[Heathcotte5]

freaking awesome



[iwannabepresident]

my dick is completely insane your dick voted for Mccain AHAHAHAHARHARHAHARHAR

[guitarzombieghgh]

@iwannabepresident What the fuck man? Lol just kidding

[aelius93]

yours is better. i was listening to the song... the concept of dicks like jesus is quite hot, but their lyrics are pretty... amature. Totally disappointing. Yours IS better. Your vid is south park hummin their vid is like jeff dunham.

[Himess808]

my balls running this shit like obama

youre balls are hunted down by mine like osama

[Himess808]

my balls god youre balls aint even the devil my balls bigger than your rod your balls not a playable level

[lemonstanya]

My baallss are your's

[Andreas98798]

my balls dirty like osamas sandals

ur balls small as burnt out candles

[punkjames2]

heh!nice =D

[ffxt10alex]

my balls, found excalibur, ur balls, melted like sherbert my balls live forever, ur balls can't even touch her

[monkeyarse3]

my dick, big and black like obama.

Your dick, hides in caves like osama.

[ronbastardwesley]

kristen stewart is hot

[ISPTOOPI]

@wokzilla OMG dude please don't tell me ur a die-hard twilight fan else I just lost all respect for you XD...

[wokzilla]

@ISPTOOPI im not lol, i just think shes cute and maybe i like her because shes awkward like me :D

[ISPTOOPI]

Is this song implying that Kristen Stewart is hot? Cause she is ugly as hell

[purplebluewhite]

like this if u couldnt stop luaghing

[ClydeHorse48]

And I guess this person is a hermaphrodite, because they have a dick, balls, and a puss. And a girlfriend.

[ClydeHorse48]

@TheAlexKelling Ik!! You can't smack someone with a kotex, especially with your balls!! I should know! I'm a woman hahaha!!

[Mr1234567891243]

MY BALLS BIG LIKE CHYNA

[Mr1234567891243]

MY BALLS BIG LIKE SHAQ

[CODn00bz69]

dude this video is fucken funny

and my dick bench pressed 350

[ClydeHorse48]

What does it mean when they say these balls smack you with a kotex?? Ik what a kotex is but wtf?

[TheAlexKelling]

@ClydeHorse48 Sounds like it should be "These balls smack you in the kotex", right?

[Darkulrick]

my balls make angels fall, your balls need to grow an afro

[killeroftheland360]

Lol Thumbs Up For Midet Mac

[knacker65]

my balls are great as animals

your balls sucks like canibal

and please note

trust is like to let blow your d from a canibal

[EleanorIsraeli]

i laughed.... hard <3 

[cookiemonsta3284]

Dude u can get sued for not putting mickey avalon he was the person who made beat and made real song

[cookiemonsta3284]

Mickey avalon way to take his beat lol

[infamouskhaos99]

this was actually really good im subbin

[ant76695]

ur gay

[ADDICTEDtoMX]

my dick...so hot its got a fever. yo dick...look like a mini justin bieber

my dick...slaps like a pimp. yo dick..cant get hard its limp.

my dick...deadliest catch without the crabs. yo dick...has vagina flabs

my dick...super smashes hoes. yo hand is the only thing yo dick knows

[mattL4D]

sure

[wokzilla]

Hey, can you guys post this on your facebook? Lets get me famous lol. More parodies coming!

[ishida899]

@wokzilla posted more than once

[wecypher]

@wokzilla i got u

[ishida899]

@wokzilla Ive posted this like 50 times on my facebook

[42richiedagger]

@wokzilla i jus shared it bro

[tSVoltage]

@Demoman3138 What is this "ord" you speak of?

[DANKIDYD]

0:40 Lol that's Michael Clarke Duncan. XD

[JacksonTheAnimal]

uh the shaq part is not even shaq thats just the main character in the green mile lol

[ethanerichuber]

freaking amazing!!

[smlshaker]

i can't tell if its a mexican, black guy, white guy or asian guy rapping, but its all bad...lyrics are good tho

[Cemsacoolcat]

My Balls are bigger than China

Your balls are smaller than a vagina

[raisinetts]

ITS SO FUNNY



[yungj522]

lmfaoo :)

[thestickdudeLOL]

This is the epic 

[nelson91234]

Lol betty white

[Vlaew]

I pulled back when you relate to ashton kutcher.

[IamEVILBLANKA]

my cock hard like a rock

your cock does nothing but flop

my dick is rippled and veiny

your dick is shrivelled and faily

my shlong is strong and long

your shlong smells really wrong

my nob is eager to please

your nob is full of disease

[chocadile23]

wierd



[Asswhataasiwat]

My dick, like a drag from a menthol

Yo dick, don't need a push at all

My balls, don't need no praise for it

Yo shit, look like a mangled up goblin dick

[viperkid0106]

My Dick aims to please

Your dick, swiss cheese

My balls, never forgotten

Your balls, old and rotten

[1999luffy]

2:00 A stronger voice?

( In the "BITCH")

[MrBoogiboo]

My ball tough as a robot, your ball tough as a spongebob.

My dick big as China, your dick oh wait. it's a vagina.

[DownAbove99]

my balls, eat bricks and walls

your balls, eat dicks and balls

my dick, is blood soaken

your dick, is fucking broken

[FunGamerG]

Lol he Sounds Pure Mex

[DoucheBagProduction1]

fuck yeah

[GOLD3NH4ACK3R]

my dick big liek a tree yo dick small like a pea!!!!!

[VickeLang]

My balls, 1 shot osama, yo balls just watching as obama.

My balls big as a rocket, yo balls fits in a pocket.



[SoulReapingStalker]

@VickeLang My Pokeball fits in my pocket with ur dick inside!

[6062Nick]

@wokzilla Dude this is amazing

[OurGenerationForever]

nice touch wiff kristen steward

[BHill9323]

Just as funny, if not more funny then the actuall song.

[382mayanzev]

This Should Have Been Balls Mahoneys Theme

[MrDorien95]

this is better then the real verson this is the sh1t

[Metalmaniac365]

This is great

[Getrealpeeps]

OHMY GAWD! HE'S GOT BALLS (to post something like THIS on You Tube)

[dj6ta]

If the guy singing didn't sound like English was his second language then it might be a good song. Fucking Mexican!

[chiller5729]

LOL NICE! i got this stuck in my head now lol

[TheTechdeckfreak11]

it awesome hahaha

[MrCrazeboy123456ad]

13 people dont like it cause evreything that u said bad about balls thats how theres are lmaooo no balls you 13 people

[dantez93]

my balls big like chyna , your balls big vagina fucken hilarious

[chris2011378]

i want this on itunes!!!!!!!

[roxzanjuden]

MY BALLS GET FOOD LIKE CAVIAR.... YOUR BALLS GET BLUE LIKE AVATAR....

XD fucking Funny

[TheEricChristensen]

Snooki is pretty hot though

[Nekochan456]

"My Bitch Looks like Kristine Stewart..." She looks unimpressed? His Balls must suck if the best he can do is a chick from a third rate movie who looks like she'd rather be anywhere but where she is.

[JoelakaDamian]

LOL My balls, die for that thug life, your balls, cried during bugs life XD

[yolilgangstergal]

i showed my brother and he was pissed because he LOVES snooki!!!!!!

[1MuttMane]

That wasnt Shaq but still funny

[poomanforyou]

whut the fuck this is funney but stupid

[EMPTYclipzzz508]

My Dick gets a lot of play ur Dick goes the wrong way!

[EMPTYclipzzz508]

Shit 2 funny

[NoHomo803]

My balls covered in pubes ur balls lookin nude!! Haha im good at this!!

[NoHomo803]

My balls Indiana ur balls Hannah Montana!!

[NoHomo803]

My balls VIP ur balls STDs!!

[Valdez1221]

Hahaha pretty funny shiit ×D

[Aaphabetical123]

Dam dude I live this shit me and my cousin made up some good as rhymes but they wack as duck when we sung it ahaha

[deneco1231]

My balls Denis quaid your looks like Haiti

[changitobabe4]

lol

[BeEasy989]

Hella funny man

[changitobabe4]

@BeEasy989 funny

[AliasClaws]

my balls steve seagal your balls need a bra.... that is hilarious but all of the song is!!!! awesome!!!

[LiLCMusicTV]

Lol

[higginio]

your balls, blue like avatar

and the susan boyle one

[dnaattack]

HAHAHHA i love this song!

[gothiccity123]

my balls big like a ram, YO BALLZ look ugly like a stamp

[Mr2iegit2quit]

hahaha im rofl i think i pissed my pants

[aznmonkeyb0y]

my balls Bill Goldberg, your balls Duene Gillberg,my balls strong as Bruce Lee,your balls wasted like Charlie Sheen,My balls Brock Lesnar, your balls can't open a jar, my balls got the fever,your balls like justin bieber,my balls biggie smalls,your balls can't even call those balls. ;p