I'm A German

[rubiks15]

Thumbs up if that smack caught you off guard!!

[multiblackwulf1]

@soranB55. You think germans are brutal killers. But look at other nations like USA. How many wars did america and how many germany. Germany became a peacefull nation after ww2. Think about that!!!!

[SirGeorge8600]

wtf......did I just watch?

[Bluedino549]

He is not german, he doesn't eat the original eastern thuringian Bratwurst! xD

[Uk7Viking]

WHATS THAT SONG CALLED LOOL

[SigmaHFT]

@Uk7Viking Heino - Die schwarze Barbara

[Uk7Viking]

@SigmaHFT thank you! its an awesome german song

[xXSchattenwoelfinXx]

Awesome! xD haha

[Mr7165]

der typ sieht aus wie der von der kinderschokolade XD

[hortenIX]

passt scho..

[Duffman2011TUT]

denkt man wirklich so über uns :D ????

[MrAfroblacky]

@Duffman2011TUT Eine schlechte Nachicht. Ja mann denkt so über uns X(]

[iFistCats]

oh god yeesssssss!!!!!!!!

[jimilimijimi]

loool^^

[tobi1810]

Warum haben die nur so alte Autos? oO

[Liebelamour]

The German flag is upside down......Blasphemy!..lol

[remi5711]

gut, dass die Offensive :(

[186mw]

Scheiße!!!! xDD 0:46

[Dutbrothers]

Geil :D

[AntiHater123]

@soranB55

hitler wasn't German asshole

[MessiahComing]

@AntiHater123 Acctually, if you look at History, he was. He was from Austria, which at one time, before Prussia even became German, was the seat of the German Empire.

[conrick1]

@soranB55 Your an idiot. That could just pass other nations. I guess you don´t know anything about the germans in the past and hitler except he let kill jews.

[soranB55]

@conrick1 I don't care a rat's ass about Hitler. Only you germans start to behave like humanbeings. Killing people eith gasses is not a sign for humanity..Is this difficult for you to understand ?! In 1988 after the Halabja attacks Gunther Grass said : " German politicians are well-dressed Nazis" , he and others accused the Helmut Kohl government for assisting Saddam by giving him both weapons and expertism. I'm the one who should be upset and not you,

[HellsAngi]

@soranB55 oh wow you're pretty racist

[soranB55]

@HellsAngi Yes I know that. But people who kill innocents, gass them off or enjoy see them being gassed off are not racists !! Is that it ?

[HellsAngi]

@soranB55 the point is that they're not doing it, cause those who did it are most likely all dead by now, except some of course. and saying that others do it/support it cause of their nationality is just one thing: racist. the whole "my people, your people" thing is something that germans don't even think of, but you do, so who's racist?

[soranB55]

@HellsAngi You germans are racists. Those germans who did it in 1988 are not dead as you say and they did not get punished either. Go fuck yourself stupid.

[HellsAngi]

@soranB55 lol go do better research instead of spreading conspiracy theories. The only racist here is you. I hope you get raped by the turks. Türkiye! :D

[soranB55]

@HellsAngi There you go ! I never thought it was that easy to uncover your racist nature..Otherwise you wouldn't have that wish. What a stupid person you are. Germans by nature are not that stupid !! hehe

[HellsAngi]

@soranB55 lol how I be racist when I support Turkey? you really need to stock up on the logic. That only worked as an insult because it is YOUR fight against the Turks, not mine.

[xLDKxClan]

@soranB55 your point? i am indeed a racist

[Towerdevil]

This is accually dutch, not american :P

[Vogelente1]

Heino :D

[wesel140]

was that german music i love it

[TheBiatcher]

@wesel140 its something really old...

[schmollgrimm]

@wesel140 the song is from Haino and much better is the song Bier, also from Haino

[basicss86]

LOL, aber viele Kommentare hier zeigen zumindest, dass ein Vorurteil stimmt: viele Deutsche können mit Ironie so gar nix anfangen, leider.

[NecroPhil85]

The flag at the end is upside down lol

[PsychoParts]

Hahaha, i´m from germany and damn....this video ROCKS! :-))))

And yes, a big beer, Weisswurst and a Brezel to Breakfast!

THAT´S IT!!!

Thumps up

[jabony95]

germnay rules

[DCBrainsucker]

This black man turned into a real German! Thats the way we really do it since the last 70 years. We dye our hair, of course all hair of our bodies. We feed our dogs (of course german sheepdogs) with Sauerkraut and Bratwurst. Every day we strap on our lederhosen, we go to work early to produce the best beer and most luxurious cars of the World.

[junegirl94]

omg :) 

[Biiebz4eva]

...Halloo ?! was ist das Für ein klischee -Video die Ami's denken doch eh nur Das wir den gnzen Tag latzhosen & Dirndl Tragen ,immer nur Bier & Brezel essen & trinken ! die Amis' sind selber nicht Besser wir denken doch auch dass die Fett & Prüde sind Ok vieleicht stimmt es Ja das sie Püde sind

[48Iluvyourihanna11]

GERMANY IS THE BEST♥♥

[MademoiselleVera]

well

actually this is typical german

and

every german does dig holes on the beach

the beer is huge and they all paint their hair

I think this video represents 90% of the germans

I LOVE IT

[derknispelking]

@MademoiselleVera hmm the only thing you´ll hit the 90 % is drinking beer, the other stereotypes don`t

no german digs a fucking hole if he goes to the beach^^ at least today our generation

[tubinga2]

@derknispelking such a pity :)!

[Lintflas]

Funny fact:

One of our most successful and famous german folk musicians over the last 40 years is also black, and we love him.

[KybernetikKollektiv]

it's: black, red and gold and not upside down.. but it's ok. Mtv is produced by idiots that even can't use wikipedia

[Synarious]

I am from germany, and its not.



[zipistar]

GERMANY BEER MASTER!

[MasterChief2Man]

Ich bin ein Bayer und hasse Lederhosen!

[Tjechi]

wow... NO ONE else realized that he's got the flag upside down?

[3rimlav]

@Tjechi i saw it

[himring0654]

alle menschen in deutschland sind bayern xD

genau XD

[toplaybass]

Does anyone know who this person "Gunther" really is?

[andykiad3]

#ROFL

[callofdutysnipe]

Hahahahaha wie geil ;D !!

[reddemocary]

Loose Change 2nd Edition

Loose Change Final Cut

911 mysteries

HAARP

Bilderberg Group

[oXSimonXo]

Germany loves Günther! =)

[princessdeidre]

hahahahahaha

[BigHeartBreak93]

wie geil is des den?!

[Niklasdiver123]

prejudices

[forbid44]

Check out the mother at 1:02 Classic reaction!

[forbid44]

This clip is wunderbar! The VW part is first class!

[Austinco98]

Lmfao!!

[TheAssasinDesportan]

Ahh wie geil!! XDD / AWESOME!! XDD

[zwingler]

sehe ich auch so

[cptjango]

dam it ! not every german is a fucking bavarian xD

[hijikata1234]

that´s so funny xDD and the sooong XDD

ich finds einfach zu geil was die amis von uns denken...das wir immer in lederhosen und dirndls rumrennen und von morgens bis abends sauerkraut essen xDD aba jedes land hat vorurteile gegenüber anderen ländern^^

was ich scheiße find is das diese nazi-sache immer wieder aufgegriffen wird...

naja aba das vid is hamma xDD

[Heinzelmann5000]

This is freaking awesome... XD

But to correct one thing: "Lederhosen" are not typical german, they are typical bavarian, thats a difference.

[derneuschooer]

@Heinzelmann5000 endlich mal jemand der das aufn punkt bringt danke fürs kommi^^

[disfiguration]

@Heinzelmann5000 its not, to everyone else youre all Nazis

[Mr7165]

@hijikata1234 du hast bier trinken vergessen

[normad1996]

XD wen die ammis das glauben sind si fette burger king gänger die zu falu sind um vor die tür zu gehen !!!

[BussysGirl]

nice

[kentillborn]

loool omg this is hilarous! im a german girl myself and we're not like this, NOT AT ALL hahaha lol i hope you don't really think we're like that ;) anyway that's great

[MrWirgley]

haha na klar der Bimbo......

[Gohnarch]

I wish we had more such Günthers in Germany.

[Mikati94]

xD geiles video!! ^^

[sike357]

I lOVE the song in this,anyone know what it is?

this is an awesome commercial lmao

[Yoshi11583]

Heino - Die Schwarze Barbara

[QcSportsMan830]

Hey Corey Genesse

[BELIOREK]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS GOOD !

NICE!

MOM DAD... I am German...

YOU NOT GERMAN YOU ARE IDIOT!

HAHAHAHA LOL ROFL

[DanielLucas2104]

hahahahah thats funny

greets from germany

we have that joke with "I´m French"

[gmatar]

not all love David..but David Hasselhoff was very popular in Germany and had a great carrier there.

[PLMaway]

:D thats hilarious!!

But I really have to say, I blame things like that, that people thinking that we all love David Hasselhoff :P

But we don't!!! And he isn't responsible that the wall came down...

[americanstylefreak]

Your right, but Bavaria could better be its own country..

[Spamscript]

Without the other German states, Bavaria would be still a country whose economy consists only of agriculture.

[gritmausi21]

sehr cool ruhig mehr bitte GeileZone . com war auch der fund des tages heute

[1bis10kackengehn]

Ausserdem hat der die Fahne falschrum. :D

[1bis10kackengehn]

Wat is dat denn für ein Gebrabbel dat die Bayern nich wirklich zu Deutschland gehören?!

So ´n Blödsinn.

Die gehören zu Deutschland wie die Bratwurst zum Bier!

PS: Icke bin Preuße, verstehste!

[peterfunny999]

Als ich das letzte mal in bayern war haben die im radio gesagt: "...das wetter im freistaat bayern UND deutschland...". da musste ich schon lachen

[lAZyl0kZ]

Lachen Sie mich weg. ich weiß nicht, wer der ist, aber ich wollte nur etwas auf Deutsch sagen =]

[bv161181]

Ich lach mich weg. Günther is geil :)

[Barcadi]

hahaha wie geil

[mitwat]

So funny to see that people are making such a big deal of it. :')

[MissTeacakes]

I know that's old-school, stereotypical Bavarian. It's like saying that all Americans are like stereotypical Texans. The thing about us Americans is that we like to make fun of anything and everything. Nobody's safe, not even ourselves--need you any more proof, go watch the Simpsons! So you can't take it TOO personally or you'll eventually get an ulcer or something.

[SakuraEvangeline]

@MissTeacakes or family guy and american dad :DD

[Qefx]

Iam from Germany, and it IS FUNNY ;-)

[PinkTurnsToBlack]

XD  O.k?

[aoitennyo]

This is probably one of the most magnificent things in the entire world!!! And yeah, I'm American and I understand that this is totally -not- your typical German. Just like a bow-legged cowboy isn't your typical American...

[TITANKILLER335]

@aoitennyo Yes you´re right. In the video you can see a bavarian man.

[PinkTurnsToBlack]

God, Im German and i hate that oldschool bavarian style. its just stupid

[StarAll4life]

FUCKING bavarian cliche!

[edwinvanunen]

Too bad they've got the flag upside down. If he would be a German, then he should know that.

[DsingisKahn]

Oh, comm on!

Us germans aren´t so, linke the most ammi´s or english poeple thinking! we don´t hvae cuckoo-clocks! we have normal digital clocks! we donßt wear "lederhosen" we wear normal jeans or other pants. we don´t drink beer so much. And we don´t eat just "sauerkraut" we eat normal things! But you know just the baveryans! the baveryans aren´t "real germans" they even don´t speak correct german! You can´t compare the baverians with us "normal" germans!!!!^^

[anakinx3]

ICH LIEBE DICH :D

Man, nur weil die Bayern so sind, müssen wir nicht alle so sein!!

Die meisten Deutschen sagen, dass Bayern nicht mehr wirklich zu Deutschland gehört und trotzdem denkt die ganze Welt, dass wir alle Bayern sind -.- xDDD

[DsingisKahn]

genau das sage ich doch! Mir geht das auch auf den sack,egal wo man sagt "im from germany", dass alle gleich denken dass wir alle so sind wie unten beschriben! und auch an unserem verhalten kann mana uhcv nciht feststellen ob wir deutsch sind!

[Gaudeamus123]

Yes you can! Bavarians are the better Germans ;)

And why not starting the day with a stout liter of beer? Add two Bavarian veal sausages, one pretzel and the day is your friend!

[DsingisKahn]

ok thats your opinion, but i hate these prejudges, that all germans are like that!

[SakuraEvangeline]

@DsingisKahn alter versteht ihr keinen spaß?? das is nunmal n klischee

[DsingisKahn]

Ich verstehe schon spaß, das problem ist, dass die ammis das wirklich glauben!

[nattieniet]

OMG underthebed333

Seiza OMG it's sheiße.

Even I know that and I'm not German.

[herman1234567]

hm, its scheisse too be honest ^^

[TheJoutseno]

WTF ^^

[MarleneSB]

Meine Mutter ist Deutsch und ich habe dort gewohnt und meine Mann dort getroffen.

[penkna]

wie heißt der song???

[perdita2001a]

Heino - Die schwarze Barbara

[EnchantingNature]

hahaha!!!

[mryellow2000]

I have been in Germany once and it shows really the essantial of this funny country! I love Germany!

[NotungNotung]

nein trachten trägt mann überall nur sehen sie immer anders aus, du meintest wohl dirndel die trägt man nur im süd deutschen raum

[underthebed333]

......seiza hehe

[Spekta87]

genau aber trachten trägt man leider nur in Bayern

trozdem ist Deutschland das geilste Land der Erde(Deutschland über alles)

[rbk17]

I was born in Poland but i fell like a German, I don't know why?

[rostfreierstahl]

omg, sooooooooooooo endgeil

SCHEISSE

[ZeSpekov]

dei mudda ^^ Sauerkraut ruuulz

[jemalien]

Im German but Imust laugh about and my parents are not so hard with me they respect that Im German muahahaha xDDD

[Hawbawbowba]

wtf win.

[HardFreakin]

sjovt nok

[Vicente2782]

so dont think this is germany ! its just bavaria what isnt really the same ! these guys are totaly different and have nothing to do with the REAL germany ! BAVARIA SUCKS ! GERMANY ROCKS ! :D

[Vicente2782]

thats so funny !! laughed so hard ! and i am german-spanish xD

[Moonbeam92]

Haha... Thats not reallity... Im German and I hate Sauerkraut... xD But the other things are right sometimes... xD

[bennip192]

Ich finde Sauerkraut lecker ^^

[ammarsandwich]

Komm mal wieder runter du Opfer.

[rachelandian]

To Kazisho and others- It may be a racist sort of short video, however it's not about being a German racist biased kind. The pun of the video is supposedly about an adopted black guy seeking his roots finally coming to conclusion that he's a German. The funny part here is Germans are supposed to blonde and blue-eyed (that's the stereotype) or at least white. Then if he's German, "Why the hell is he black?"

[nombrilou]

LOL !

what the song name and the singer?

[tribalvwbug33]

yes id like to know too.

dose anyone know the band that plays this song?

[Koobuslegrangemarais]

The singer is Heino. The song is called 'Die schwarze Barbara'.

[razoorsharp]

aaah no matter .. Every ENGLISH speaking guy making a funny remark about german language..... REMEMBER YOU ARE SPEAKING GERMAN TOO....

(anglo-saxons-friesen were german tribes with a germanic language which formed your language untill it merged with early frensh, also german but more latin influence, franks were also a german tribe)

[Kazisho]

i dont understand the sense of it but i like it 00:47 is really funny XD but im german too and i like this "commercial"(?)

[OpisWahn]

This is not German - its Bavarian... :D

[bffasys]

ok but bavarian is german again so xD

[Kazisho]

right

[bffasys]

@MawegdaGhandi

Totally agreed.

Fuck you MTV. Fuck you American arrogant assholes. (the dude who's the "dad" in the vid)

But funny...

[MawegdaGhandi]

being german seems to be at the same level being gay or something. THX MTV, fuck you, arrogant US. that's why noone wants to see mtv over here anymore...

But it's funny anyway. whatever.

[Braunbaer792]

wtf !!!!!! das ist mal wirklich scheisse aber auch irgendie komisch ^^

[PokeFan06]

just...

WHAT

THE

FUCK

WAS

THAT???

[peace0ff]

that is some scary stuff right there.

[derfeuerbach]

when you run out of jokes, make fun of Germans

[Kazisho]

yeah

[Traeumer7892]

voll schwachsinnig aba i-wie lustig xDDD

[trzynaboje]

- Dlaczego Niemiec nie złapie AIDS? Bo nie ma przyjaciół.

[pifflola]

You say that German people are racist? Hypocrite... Your jokes are rude --definitely not funny. Just because you type in Polish doesn't mean people can't understand you...I'm German/Swedish but I know more than those two languages...;-)

[trzynaboje]

- Jak nazywa sie ten Niemiec, który mi ciagle chowa okulary?

-Alzheimer dziadku.

[trzynaboje]

- Dlaczego Niemcy nie radzą sobie z powodziami?

- Bo nie można ich rozstrzelać ;)

[tenchama7]

Thank you .

Classical Greek/french/german philosophy is (mostly) relevant now and will still be relavent in 5 or 10,000

years time.The fundermentals of the human condition

don't change.However,the ideas of the nazis were born

out of the defeat and humiliation during and following

WW.1 and the economic chaos of the 20's and 30's.

These ideas don't relate to modern,afluent,germany.

You are right,you don't live ancient Greece, but

what is more to the point,you don't live in nazi germany.

[angel2901]

Sorry, I dont get it!

[LFQMZ]

ich verstehs nicht... ist das ne werbung oder wie?

[thewolfflord]

It was a commercial from MTV, on the mtv network., during the World championship in Germany.

[tenchama7]

Thank you for your reply,it's shows some compassion.

To "know yourself" as the Greeks said,means to get a

'sense'of your true self,your nameless core.You are

not your football team,your nationality,possessions,race,f­riendships etc.

[tenchama7]

I'm a world citizen,I'm nothing,I'm stupid,I'm a

chicken vindaloo I'm (  )please fill in the

blank.What ever label used doesn't change what I

really am.(or what you are).My blood? A+.

[Gerrmaan]

To the question, "who am i?", i just can say: You are obviously a person who builds its identity on race and nationality. Thats not good for you and others. If you are polish/german you are polish/german.Thats alright. But does that actually say anything about YOU?

[Gerrmaan]

To the question, "who am i?", i just can say: You are obviously a person who builds its identity on race and nationality. Thats not good for you and others. If you are polish/german you are polish/german.Thats alright. But does that actually say anything about you?

[Gerrmaan]

Do you want to get respect for your heritage? Or for what you do and what you are? The worst you can do is building your pride on strange theories that say, turks, black people, jews or whatever are lower. Thats very poor and dishonourable.

[tenchama7]

Anta aho, ja nai ka?

[Gerrmaan]

Hehe, poles are occupating your land? YOU should learn something about history. The only reason, Silesia, Pommerania and Eastprussia are not parts of Germany anymore, is because some dickhead germans in the past startet mindless wars!

And by the way, if you have the polish citizenship, you are polish as well, german grandparents or not...

[tenchama7]

that's right gerrmaan .( I'm surprised how wise germans have become!)

[Toreno2k]

Is this meant to be ironic...?

[tenchama7]

Yes,to a certain extent.

[Gerrmaan]

And you are a polish racist, thats not funny as well....

....so many polish people became germans, is that a problem for you, too?

[MarleneSB]

Absolutely excellent and very funny and I am half English half German! Well done.

[stylew4rZ]

Germans DO NOT like David Hasselhoff ;) Though I must admit Knight Rider was an instant classic!

[cboc]

Allein die turkies, unglaubliche bergsteiger mit ihren flügeln