COP ASSAULTS Affirmation Girl???

[snorgisborg2]

This is sad



[Agamemnon619]

super cute and rich too. you have my vote of admiration

[WatchVenusSpa]

Is that cop Lisa's boyfriend?

[mrlantern23]

@WatchVenusSpa No it's her brother.

[noblepuker]

"there's a crosswalk 2 miles up" lol.Affirmation girl is adorable.Another funny one from lisanova and the bdonski.

[MELIKEMashedPotatoes]

Is this for real?? or is this acting?

[13airsoftdude]

ha

[vdrulz11]

i love u

[Gh0stfaceKillah99]

No top comments? Titties! 

[poffa2]

J:,,, Walking....

[Herc2770]

Hey does G.I Joe know you raid his closet? HahAhA. The Gabarge man needs his gabage bag back. HAHAHAH!!

[Clixbux]

Your all over the place but affirmation girl is the best.

[anano1990]

i can see the camera in those glasses :D

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[upperdarbybill]

You make me laugh SO out loud

[Dovepaw3]

kick em in the crotch....

[ThePeacetomomo]

She seems pretty psycho xD

[Bigredgumball]

She should fuckin snap!

[AndresZimmer]

What cam are you using for your vids? quality rocks!

[ctjoao]

:54 camera man in the lens

[TrippinKippen]

take life by the balls and gently findle them bahahahah

[sladunkaAa]

were is he gonna arest her....in the basket?!WTF!!

[pueblobonito]

police state

[1hanani]

affirmation girl go speed dating

disregard women acquire currency

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

At the end when she kept saying, "I love you," it sounded like she was having sex while saying that. :O

[sbryan5931]

Affirmation Girl should apply to a great graduate program/ college, put her whole heart into applying, then she has the letter and she's so excited... and she gets rejected! (That hurts like hell)

[ShadowCrowX]

LOL "you're gonna take life by the balls and gently fondle them until success is yours"

[ThePewpie]

i jwalk all the time..is it really illegal!? :O

[DashingCody1]

ok where's the"ASSAULT"???

[flickeries]

I'd love to cut off the cop's head and put it in front of a random house, with the eyeballs carved out like a halloween pumpkin and a smile cut straight through it's skull.

Oh it'd be a wonderful mess, it might traumatize the kids but at least the cop is smiling now. :]

[spudsandtaters]

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[seanzoz]

That's why I ride a sport bike, to avoid these uncomfortable conversations with the men in blue

[anarchograf]

hmmm... looked him in the eyes and though..."hey caeraman! howst goin?"

[marsacko16]

hmm...she is actually funny...eventhough i came and stayed here for tits

[MrNividium]

Love you Lisa Nova.  Please make more Affirmation Girl.

[residentsadness]

NICE VIDS U

[acarrambide]

you can see the camera guy in the other guy's sunglasses

[TheUrbanNinjia]

Jay Walking leads to Whore Houses, wft?!

[kaysi2]

ahhhh affirmation girl. bless your heart.

[jason333331]

Take life by the balls and gentle fondle them. LOL I could not resist. Good line.

[THEUPTOWNKID181]

JAYWALKING. The gateway crime that leads to whore houses. LOL!

[1twentyfour88]

are they related? coz they look alike a lot. or is it just me? lol

[Ashenfly]

can cops realy give you a ticket for jay walking?

[THEUPTOWNKID181]

"Jay walking is a greatway crime"!LOL!

[luhciano5]

I love your eyes. are beautiful

[brysonwilliams70]

her face looks cuter than normal in this video

[racharmony]

you're face is so flawlesss!!!!!!

[avatarofninja]

DSGTRJTSHRSJSREGHWghear.... what a beautifull big green eyes!!!!

[proyect070109]

god i want to marry affirmation girl

[rainbowangel58]

I died laughing when you said "You are going to take life by the balls and gently fondle them until success is yours."! XD

[ldave19]

@rainbowangel58

it's so much harder to get success when you're a girl

[andrew24slash]

i can see the cam i his glasses

[MadHatter34784]

I like how you can see the camera crew reflected on the cop's sunglasses.

[stabernz]

The scariest part is, this isn't too far from the truth in some places. But oh god it's funny.

[ivy6915]

about being pregnant?! :D

[conklova]

your really pretty : ) your eyes and hair are awesome.

[TUBEluver91]

Wow they take jaywalking seriously

[liveevil9081]

this is fucking dumbas the day is long! wtf?!!!

[martys59]

Affirmation girl should geta job as a meter maid.

[TheJokersBunny]

"You are going to take life by the balls and fondle them gently" LMAO I love LisaNova

[milesdios]

Affirmation Girl must repell the right man. we should call him Charlie.

[ensiferum131]

More affirmation girl

[warzazette]

what's wrong with that cop ?!

[methistopheles]

next affirmation girl should bend over with pants down and see if she can suck my member up to her tonsils from behind.

[silltramparn]

you wanna come to sweden and be my childrens mother??

[silltramparn]

you wanna come to sweden and be my childrens mother??

[xXxPaiGexXx94]

your amaaazing :-)

[BadWaters]

You know what's terrible? A lot of cops are just like that.

[Creativarts]

Enroll to become a traffic cop!

[TheShoeWhisperer]

you can see the camera the whole time in his glasses!

[bagger101]

your one fucked up number

[McSmug]

WOW...this cop is portrayed as a massive dick. And how is the hell is he going to arrest her?!?! Put her up on his handlebars?

PSSSSSSHHHH.....bike cops.

[blazeit19]

LMAO just keep walking its not about you OMG ROFL

[eenayeah]

She is so pretty

[MsNichii]

You are gonna take life by the balls and gently fondle them until success is yours... alot like paris hilton lol

[Jorge13147]

Great video, except for being able to see the camera guy in the cop's sunglasses.

[DillHoleeloHlliD]

lol by the balls

[sexyredztt]

lol she shuld turn a hoe

[angieterror]

i miss these vids from you i love the molly vids but i miss these and the jersey series

[SuperiorSquid]

affirmation girl is god damn hot :P

[rvega1995]

this is stupid

[ZacVO]

OMG she is beautiful.

[typicalwhiteperson7]

That's my town's cops.

[LisaNebula]

This is the best, most wonderful video ever. Your like promises line is hilarious.

[sabinasavinlotlikar]

lmao

[zmmcmk]

Affirmation girl should read more comments on her videos and see what they say next. And in Affirmation Girl Gets Shit On did those people really mean those nasty comments. Please answer.

[YD8189]

This woman is the real deal. I hope she gets her shot to play the big room. Give her a month on SNL and she'd be huge.

She has a remarkable eye for nuance.

Good luck to her.

[TheManiacOnWheelsUSA]

@YD8189 I believe she was on Mad TV in the early days of the show.

[bianconeri36]

LOL

[MaYaLiCoUs818]

more affirmation girl!

[MadManArt]

lol at reflection in his glasses

[HyperSugarKid]

MORE Affirmation girls please :D

[HornSpeakersSuk]

Your videos R ridiculously bloated - take 4-ever 2 DL, & not offered in low-res versions that R quick, easy, & play right on slow machines. There is no point 2 HD of a talking head - come on.

[csplayermurtaza25]

next parttttt plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[livy61594]

i love when she talks about her mom being a dark negative cloud and taking life by the balls. this is funny.

[danilo2000b]

you so hot sac my dick lisa fuck in assssssssssssssss

[epayne6]

What should AG do next?

WHAT SHOULD AG DO NEXT!!?

I'll tell ya what AG should do next! IT'S TIME TO GO POSTAL BABY!!

Hit the gun store, buy a full auto AK 47, a couple of 45s and a shitload of ammo. Then make a few pipe bombs and head to local police station.

"Here's your Goddamn ticket money!!!" click-cock-hooray-time to-spray-with-my-AK!

Man, that terrorist mission in Modern Warfare 2 really screwed me up. :)

[McSmug]

I would love to see Affirmation Girl try to do some volunteer work!

Like maybe a Big Brother/Big Sister type program. lmao

She does need to confront her mom but that might end the series. Or make her too crazy to watch.

[tzuccolo2001]

I think that next affirmation girl should confront her mother.

[orelhai]

this is funny. But I thought about it, lisa nova basically craps all over the concept that if you say good things to yourself and try to think positive it will have a positive effect on your life.

[McSmug]

Nooooo....she's pointing out that there really are people that are freaks about it. Therapy and self-help/healing is all well and good but not if you become obsessive about it.

Also, it's simply hilarious.

[ilikefast69]

my mother is also a dark negative cloud :D

[justmejie]

she should go out with glittersticks

[Crowshadow96]

@justmejie that idea my just own life

[madelein93]

she should go to a public shower or like a night club!

i'd like to see her first day at work too!

[Bornisen]

Haha, so funny! because it's a private community, in 'real life' that bikecop is not alowed to enter a private community :)))

[t260y]

Affirmation girl should...

be a soldier

go to a public shower

try to order a burger from mcdonalds

crimnial stake out to catch a drug dealer and she's the one who has to convince him to sell drugs

get a date by going door to door

convince herself that she's not gay

...lotsa stuff! Betcha your gonna look over this post anyways

[waitaminute991]

seriously>theres so much garbage on youtube and this was hysterical and ironic you are a great actress and this is a great concept you should get a TV show or a movie. affirmation girl should get involved in a situation with a lot of other women where they resent her but she tries to win them over to no avail; also she should figure out the best position to use a laptop in bed. let's face it, that mystery goes up there with the other sock in the laundry:_

[smileygurl100]

Affirmation Girl should go to a night club!

[Kaelestes]

Affirmation Girl should go to boot camp!

[ryanodum]

the camera in the glasses is distracting

[ikb01]

i have a job for that girl :)

[hatessundays]

ohhh is it like a degisnated crossing place that is in bright colours or stripy or something. because i think we have that its called zebra crossing lol. and yeah maybe... even so its a pretty silly rule :P

[hatessundays]

lol yeah surely thats stupid anyway because if the driver did hit you when you were 'jaywalking' then he would probably be drunk or something, therefore he is just as likely to hit you at the crossroads :P

[hatessundays]

oh haha im british im not sure we have that over here, thanks lol :)

[hatessundays]

hahaha this was so funny.. and sad.. :P whats jaywalking??! someone reply to me lol.

[dutchbrogan]

I wanna Assault u

[TeslaGenerator]

Affirmation girl, go go sweet flower!

don't let anything put you down

[Slipfeed]

next, affirmation girl should grow a pair of balls, and freak out about her hairy balls mutation. Then talk to herself in the mirror about her balls. Then we should get to see her telling her parents about her new hairy balls.

And then we can laugh at her. Because she's a chick. With big hairy balls.

And also scrotum. Scrotum is a funny word. If delivered properly a joke about balls including the word "Scrotum" is a guaranteed laugh.

Say it out loud ten times without laughing. Dare ya.

[pictureperfect88]

She should go speed dating hahaha

[t260y]

Best Idea EVER!

[Faelsun]

Affirmation girl should go to a strip club ( for women) and get a fat overweight dancer named Buzz. She will be talked into a lap dance.

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

men give lap dances?

[Faelsun]

not just any man, fat male exotic dancers named Buzz.

[trueseeker77]

might have been funnier if the cop had said 'that house there, family with kids, that one there, kids, there kids, there kids, we'll, actually, no kids there, they are two guys joined in a civil union, but they like boys, annnd, there kids, there kids..."

[jmtley]

how would that have been funnier?

[t260y]

if she got hit by a car!

[jmtley]

LMAO

[DanielJarvis2k8]

WTF IS Jail Walking

[runescaperox12345678]

@DanielJarvis2k8 its j walking and its when you dont cross at a crosswalk

[2005Goober]

stupid

[DanielJarvis2k8]

im from the uk FUCKING IDIOT i dont abide by the shitty rules that is america your lucky im not aswell because i would fuck you up pussy

[2005Goober]

but really you wrote jail walking she clearly said j walking and how the hell would you know im from america. AND YES YOU ARE STUPID

[C0ckmunch]

@DanielJarvis2k8 lol stop trash talking on youtube, ur prolly some litle idiot teenager trying to start fights..

[jennahatestwilight]

I love Affirmation Girl!

Hahahaahahah

"There's a cross walk two miles up!"

[pesukarhupop06]

aww... everytime I see the Affirmation girl, I feel so bad for her... poor little girl : ( : DD

[alNmr07]

فيديو جميل جدا ^_^

[ladychickana]

OMG I love affirmation girl! Please do more of her ;-)

[SilentWalk18]

Do the whole video topless :)

[BornAgain102209]

SHE KEPT CROSSING the street instead of back tracking and walking the two miles to the crosswalk???

[PhakedAcDc]

so hot.

[Kronic464]

*lisa nova kick ass*, funn asss video,very hot ass & she reminds me chelsea lately..

she also kick asss,, gerat funnny ass video

lisa,, keep up the serious funny vid's, they r so u.....* Peace *

[dlvlne666]

wow lol she should go to a whore house and make all the girls in there affirmation n go kick the cops ass lol with smiles on their faces XD

[ultramarineusmc]

She's so cooperative cop! Cut her some slack. did he just say affirmation girl's gonna lead to wh*re houses? :( :( :( i'm gonna find him and arrest HIM! citizen's arrest yo.

[davsn1000]

kiill th cop

[carribear15]

omg u looklike kristen bell

[MrCheesebear]

lol gateway crime ahahaha

[tamitamz08099k]

fucking dick LOL

[ILOVEScreamo96]

2 MILES!!! aww! shes so positive even when bad things happen to her :(

[insolence]

lol i know , right

[yungarnellie]

lol dis video's jokes!

[bow2deathwish]

I LOVE THIS.

but it makes me sad there are cops like this. and i feel so sorry for her :(

[insolence]

ME too! I love this series, it's so honest and deep, and hysterical yet tragic. "I'm gonna job and not let anything bring me down, it's not about me... i love you kid, i love you, stay positive..."

So heartwrenching =(

[YELLOWdancer24]

lol caught my attention lol

[Firestarter1919]

i demand an episode with affirmation girl taking revenge of the cops in a riot with plenty of molotov cocktails...:P

[sophiawoodpearl]

she should become a zoo keeper

[JnthnFRbn29]

the she walks... not so cool!

[TheQuaverlee]

she should get abducted by aliens :D

[Necropomynossis]

Affirmation girl in Affirmative Action Gang Bang!

[hearts0and0spades]

It's so ironic because he's charging her for jaywalking by giving her a ticket in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

[dramatification]

what is jaywalking? i don't think we have it in england =/

[kingn8link]

when you walk across the street not at a crosswalk

[dramatification]

ooh we don't have that law in england, we can cross wherever we like =/ thanks.

[Qua7100]

your so freaking werid man :s

danm take some pills or something omfg this is so boring :s

[c9rm3n]

it would be so funny if he was her brother.

[c9rm3n]

"you are going to take life by the balls and gently fondel them"

LMAO! It is still soooo funny!

[ilovelovelovefred]

hahahaha. <3

[TishaShields203]

huhuwer mag mit mir zu chatn oder camn sagt einfach bescheid ja ^^

[Fuenir]

That was hilarious, great video!

[Lionheart218]

Affirmation girl should keep in mind that the camera man was visible in the cop's sunglasses, and to have him a little better concealed next time. ;) Otherwise, entertaining bit.

[2010andrew]

sorry, want...(Ughhhh)

[2010andrew]

(Any seemed with the reality, it`s pure coincidence...)

[Daniloveselmo]

LMFAO!

[madman434]

i wish affirmation girl would marry me

[americanmanx]

get a dwi

[AmericanofTruth]

go to court!!!!! MAKE A COURTROOM EPISODE!!!