It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, "I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?"
A naked blonde walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other. she lies the poodle on the table. bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." naked lady says
"I won't, but the dog sure as hell won't be sober."
@DrPhilMusic Well I'm running people over with the car I don't know how to drive, cuz i'm going to the store for more stuff in my kitchen thats what, but really the joke has no end so don't try and make one up either it just won't work.
He said a really dirty one but will never say what it was. So he said this one instead and it was meant to have the bunch line of I forgot my pencil. He refuses to tell what the joke was though.
Yes, this scene is priceless. xD If not basically but I never get tired of that moment when he literally crashes down with horrible noise, shouts "oooohh shiiit" and the principal in the bathroom goes "jesus christ allmighty!" xDD Everything after that is a bonus. :'D
She feeds the salami to the dog and puts the beer down on the floor for him to drink. As the poodle is lapping up the last of the suds, an onlooker comments loudly, "God, what a waste."
The blond turns around, offended, and says, "Well excuse me, buddy! You could stand to lose some weight yourself!"
There is no ending to the joke ; and there was never supposed to be. He was going to say a joke that 'i forgot my pencil' could be the punchline of, but they couldn't think of. So he just said this *points to clip* even though there was no punchline :)
You're forgetting something...the joke here was fully formed, but it was apparently so dirty they wouldn't let him say it. Watch the Flashback Edition DVD's commentary for proof.
whats the name of the song when hes in the vents?
onelazyboy1 1 day ago
It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, "I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?"
k10cheetah 1 month ago
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?
caseyboogie 4 months ago
i want that song in the background!!!
goodnighttroy 5 months ago
I LOVE THAT SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxShelbiCxx 5 months ago
A naked blonde walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other. she lies the poodle on the table. bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." naked lady says
"I won't, but the dog sure as hell won't be sober."
DrPhilMusic 5 months ago
@DrPhilMusic There is no end and your end is not funny ass-hole so stop trying
TheLostSoulaod 3 months ago
@TheLostSoulaod The hell you doin' out of the kitchen?
DrPhilMusic 3 months ago
@DrPhilMusic Well I'm running people over with the car I don't know how to drive, cuz i'm going to the store for more stuff in my kitchen thats what, but really the joke has no end so don't try and make one up either it just won't work.
TheLostSoulaod 3 months ago
1 person doesnt get the joke
Pacomigo 6 months ago
I'd like to know the name of this track. It sounds Moby-ish but i don't think it is.
lewis72 6 months ago
jay and silent bob don't have shit on him.
slipknotcrazy100 6 months ago
what i forgot my pencil...lol funny!!
swolyjr 6 months ago
i wanna hear the end of that joke!!!
dance0angel494 6 months ago
name of the song ???
enviogirlie 7 months ago
*falls through cieling* OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
richard: JESUS CRIST ALL MIGHTY! XD
leggers67 7 months ago
@leggers67 Ikr, first time I watched this I lol'd for like 10 mins XD
twirlingchair 6 months ago
the bartender says"i supose you won't be needing a drink"
the naked lady says "thats what the poodle thought"
MrSamster911 7 months ago
Have any idea what the song is that's playing in the background while he's crawling and telling the joke? I'd like to download it. Thanks
FIXMYPACMAN 8 months ago
This was one of the most awesome sceans ib movie history!
MrJgreig72 8 months ago
@dammyteo
its a two foot salamy
its a poodle not a puddle
and its "she lays the poodle on the table" not lets the poodle under the table
Gayboyswagger 9 months ago
LMFAO, ROTFL!!!!! I can't help but to laugh so hard at this scene it hurts it hurts!!! This movie makes me want to go back to school... Not lmao.
0Brilwen0 9 months ago
I love when he falls through the cieling! That was FUNNY!
courttube3 9 months ago
He said a really dirty one but will never say what it was. So he said this one instead and it was meant to have the bunch line of I forgot my pencil. He refuses to tell what the joke was though.
wolfishblue79 9 months ago
Naked lady says OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT xD
TMiKiLLZoMbieZ 10 months ago 5
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Greatest movie ever, period.
liquifex 10 months ago
an excellent way to avoid crying
tiemedown 11 months ago
Yes, this scene is priceless. xD If not basically but I never get tired of that moment when he literally crashes down with horrible noise, shouts "oooohh shiiit" and the principal in the bathroom goes "jesus christ allmighty!" xDD Everything after that is a bonus. :'D
VampireOutlaw 11 months ago
this guys one of my favorite stoners <3
watermelonz95 1 year ago 29
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG playing in the background ! ! ! ? ? ? ...
I've always wondered...
please post-up if you know.
Thanx. ; )
JEMMotorsports 1 year ago 2
There is a punchline...
"I'll take a beer," she says.
She feeds the salami to the dog and puts the beer down on the floor for him to drink. As the poodle is lapping up the last of the suds, an onlooker comments loudly, "God, what a waste."
The blond turns around, offended, and says, "Well excuse me, buddy! You could stand to lose some weight yourself!"
rainbirds 1 year ago 3
name of the song?
NickHeaggans 1 year ago
a naked blonde walks in a bar whit a puddle under one arm and a two bunch (?) salamy under the other. she lets the puddle under the table.
bartender says: i suppose you wont be needing a drink?
naked lady says : OWWWWWW SHYEAAAAAAT!
dammyteo 1 year ago 10
@dammyteo tube of salami
HurricaneHaleyBailey 1 year ago
@HurricaneHaleyBailey
thank you
dammyteo 1 year ago
@dammyteo haha no problem :D i hate it when i can't understand what someone is saying either :)
HurricaneHaleyBailey 1 year ago
@HurricaneHaleyBailey two foot salami
vmzkck913 1 year ago
@dammyteo two foot salami
vmzkck913 1 year ago
@vmzkck913
can you imagine such thing? :O
dammyteo 1 year ago
;o i want to hear the rest of the joke! :D
Gubbycar2 1 year ago
nice adlib :))))
ZukoLovesSandraDee 1 year ago
big lol moment 4 me when i saw dis movie 1st time
FashionDesignerlove 1 year ago
Look at the ass <3 mmm ;]
AndreaMcOldCheese 1 year ago
lmao i love this part!!! :D
RosesareAllie 1 year ago
Bender: hhhooooooooooollllllyyyyy shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!!!!!!
Vernon (in stall): JESUS CHRIST OH MIGHTY!!!
ahahaha lmfao best part :D:D
locoguy2427 1 year ago 7
I watched the edited version at school so I never got to see the good parts played all the way threw :(
HarumiHeart 1 year ago
There is no ending to the joke ; and there was never supposed to be. He was going to say a joke that 'i forgot my pencil' could be the punchline of, but they couldn't think of. So he just said this *points to clip* even though there was no punchline :)
TheAmylaa 1 year ago 33
@TheAmylaa
You're forgetting something...the joke here was fully formed, but it was apparently so dirty they wouldn't let him say it. Watch the Flashback Edition DVD's commentary for proof.
xxkewldudexx 1 year ago
haha forgot my pencil :)
lovelydarling4 1 year ago
i luv this moive! can somebody please put it up?
aquanette123 1 year ago
does no-one know the rest of the joke????
ButterflyPianist 1 year ago
@ButterflyPianist there is no end to the joke, he was making it up as he went along
ktbspa123 1 year ago
if i was there and saw him come walking down the stairs i would have said "Your alive?!"
Rubberduckyofdoomy 1 year ago
Hilarious!!!!
QueenNicole92 1 year ago
MINE.! He is fucking hot.!
PiNEAPPLEEXPRESSiON 1 year ago 2