Mike Myers-Scottish Father

[TommeekkaLeshay]

That dad is so mean but he sooooo hillarious XD

[ZyxthePest]

Anthony LaPalgia can't even keep a straight face during his scene with Myers as the father. That's how funny it is.

The genius of this movie was that they limited the amount of times Myer's was playing a character.

[bigjoeco]

It's alright, he's just pissed.

[Certex]

It's definitely FORTNIGHTLY. The word 'fortnight' is not used by Americans, so they would not understand it and would use 'nightly' instead, I would imagine, because fortnightly would make no sense to them.

[mAdmAn948]

@Certex I'm American and I had no problem understanding what a 'fortnight' is. Don't assume things you don't know of.

[Certex]

I am Scottish and this portrait, embarrassingly, is TOTALLY ACCURATE. And funny as hell. No gonnae cause a stooshie aboot it, likesay...

[23Glee]

I think 'William, move your head' should have been heid

[Kirsten2551]

@MrTrekkie204 actually his father was from Liverpool in England, not scotland :)

[kiltcult3170]

"give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in!"

[antwankinney1231]

This video is a favorite on Tunis

[bluecherry456]

2:24 a true scottish wedding

[Condawg01]

MEG! SHUT IT!

[PMteach]

Does the colonel put an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you "crave for it nightly" or "crave it fortnightly"?

[bodhi057]

@PMteach According to imdb it's "fortnightly"

[PMteach]

@bodhi057 "fortnightly" is how I'd always heard it (and is much funnier of a word). My wife heard it the other way.

[NonSilentKiller]

@PMteach fortnightly, totally fortnightly.

[MrTrekkie204]

HEAD! PAPER! NOUW!

[MsMessines]

LOL!! "He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on that giant pillow"!!!!

[jsteffey88]

"Oh, I hate the Colonel with his WEE BEADY EYES, AND THAT SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE. 'OH! YOU'RE GONNA BUY MY CHICKEN. OH!'"

"Dad, how can you *hate* the Colonel?"

"BECAUSE HE PUTS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL IN HIS CHICKEN THAT MAKES YOU CRAVE IT FOR IT NIGHTLY, SMART ASS!!"

XD LMAO

[shaashiie]

@jsteffey88 it's crave it fortnightly.,. which means every 2 weeks.. they say fortnight in scotland all the time .. makes it better ;P

[jsteffey88]

@shaashiie I never knew that. Still, Mike Myers is hilarious doing his Scottish accent.

[MrTrekkie204]

@jsteffey88 Mike's father is actually from Scotland in real life.

[jsteffey88]

@MrTrekkie204 I did not know that. No wonder.

[messmaker529]

GIVE YOUR MOTHER A KISS OR I'LL KICK YOUR TEETH IN!

[bollox679]

His dad was from gods country Liverpool England

[41gagavision]

Mike sounds like fat bastard as the scotish dad

[granitepeaks1]

THAT'S A HUGE NOGGIN. A VIRTUAL PLANETOID. HAS IT'S OWN WEATHER SYSTEM

[CuteCatFaith]

This movie didn't quite work, but I went to a premiere and still have the poster for it, dry mounted, it still has great moments. Not sure what was a little off with it. Uprated and shared.

[bknowler9]

A pentaveret is a group of five people. Penta means 5, like Pentagon for a 5 sided building.

[MrKevster67]

haw heed lol

[saolgragaire]

One of my favorite movies ever!!!! I can't even explain why!!! Thanks for posting!!!!

[jaytotheell]

whats a pentavern?

[bodhi057]

@jaytotheell "pentaverate" a conglomerate of five people I guess.

[TEPD5344]

We have a piper down lol

[bristolbluebear]

brilliant

[bristolbluebear]

briliant

[pokeeygirl24]

HEEED MUUUVE

[pokeeygirl24]

the meedows

[pokeeygirl24]

MAEEE SHUT ITT lol

[davidalexander1966]

im a jock and this is a very good effort. only myers should go to scotland for a mon th preferably glasgow and he will be a really great actor.

but attitude is spot on . respect . its madnes

[jamesykt69]

heed, move!

[MaddZzee350]

Let's get pissed!!!!!

[SHAKACONIFY]

MARRY SHUT IT!!!

[ArsenicFiend85]

Alright hen!

[suckmycod]

quote from video......

[MrShamalamadingdong1]

HEED MOVE!



[ApolloniaCorleone72]

float away ya fairy!

lol!!!

[marky992]

That`s a huge noggin

[julianamercy]

MAY... SHUT IT!!!!

[BlueXCanary]

we have a piper down!

[TheDoug1892]

Heid....Mooooooove!



[TrishaDishaWarEagle]

You're Celtic United, and baby decided, you're the best football team I ever seen!

[Mr12sean34]

funny film.

[SPPoncho88]

"look at the size of that boy's heeeed .. I'm not kiddin' .. it's like an orange on a tooth-peck"

[bpolacek89]

LET'S GET PISSED! Lol

[evilemperordude]

Funny thing is that he actually looks a bit like Michael Caine with the old guy makeup. And Caine plays his father in Goldmember.

[tpunk66]

This is easily my favourite of Mike Myers work. I like how Anthony Lapaglia can't keep a straight face in the livingroom scene

[theproducer14]

@tpunk66 imagine all the outtakes. im betting at some point they stopped caring that anthony was cracking up.

[betterinformed]

it's obvious that this "scottish fathers'' wife only married him because she needed some one to pay her bills.

[LaickaHooks]

i love this movie and i know people like this cause im scottish :)

[Scammer99]

The thing is, people think this is funny (which it is), but really it's just a typical day in a Scottish household ... :)

[LaickaHooks]

@Scammer99 every day really

[Coopdogg360]

HEED Pants NOW!!!

[phoenix101289]

what did the father say right before he said that was offside? i cant make out what he says

[Jeffko78]

@phoenix101289 "I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik: spherical but quite pointy in parts."

[jpryan31]

A piper is down...repeat...a piper is down.

[themyers48]

"Intresting" *Nodds*"Koko"

"Head!! Move!!"

"Head! Paper! NOW!"

[entp421]

Very underrated movie

[Bethfromwigan]

i'm dying laughing at the father singing " do you think i'm sexy ? " . lmao !!.

[ThePYRO93]

''we got a piper doon a piper doon'' LOL!!!

[italiamom1]

Give your mother a kiss or I will kick your teeth in .. lmao

[Bethfromwigan]

a lot of families from the uk, not just scottish ones, have people like this in it lol !!.

[Bethfromwigan]

he's just pessed. a piper is doon . lmao !!.

[g1o2r3d4o5n6]

Fat bastard + shrek! Lol!

[tljkoap]

"Looooook at the siza that boys heeeeeeeeeeeeeeed"

[PaidInBoredom]

He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla

[scarecrowmilitia]

Funniest scotish guy ever.

[Iminthecarsi]

FLOOOAT AWAY YA FAIRY!

[HardAims]

HEED.

[cynder167]

Whoa there! 2:51

Dang! Anyone gonna do anything abut that? 0.o

[spudshaw64]

McEwan's Export ...the breakfast of champions...

[squidman22]

Mike Myers in his prime!

[kirk121965]

Close your eyes..... it's SHREK!!!!!



[chickenpoper]

My mom sings too, it's horrifying

[glasgow1234]

" Let's get pissed "

Oh how i love being Scottish !

Soon we will be independent :)

Canny bloody wait...

Then we can really get pissed to the maximum yeeehaaaaaa :)

[23Glee]

@glasgow1234, yep, glasgow FOREVER!!

[Spankedchicken]

We have a Piper doon! I repeat a piper is DOON!

[GJR1980]

Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!!

LMAO!

[roxcharlie]

Heid!! move. Ha ha

[andyroll91]

spherical but quite pointy in parts!

[eyeoftiger13p]

imo the best quote is 'The piper is down...I repeat, the Piper is down'

[danguhz0n3]

hahaha, exactly like my dad

[gogowsox91]

its like an orange on a toothpick!! hahahaha

[gazzander]

Watched this film again tonight just wondering if anyone has noticed that in one of the scenes in the movie when Charlie is in harriets apartment, there is a picture on the wall that looks a lot like shrek,!  anyone else see that? Seeing as this was out in 1993 and shrek in 2001, possibly the ogre's origins !!

[kebabrullemums]

Hes right about the Rothschilds etc

[blunted333]

HEID! MOVE! ahahah quality

[JoJea007]

He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!! xD

[lewisisdaman]

the only thing hes got wrong is saying "im no kiddin" all the time, and the accents off a bit

[12bbitchin]

I can't laugh any harder. "It's like an orange on a tooth pick","Heid Paper NOW" way too funny.Great to laugh like this every once and awhile.

[12bbitchin]

I can't laugh any harder. "It's like an orange on a tooth pick","heid move NOW" way too funny.Great to laugh like this every once and awhile.

[Dextron6]

"float away ya fairy" ahahaha

[schantztursi]

Move your head and get the paper if you can!!! Haulin that gargantuant cranium about!

[ravello99]

"Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in!" LOL!!!

[indyracingnut]

@ravello99 Everyone in my GF's family always wonders why I say that to our son...I'll let them keep guessing. Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick yer teeth in! I even do it with a Scottish accent!  hahaha!

[irishman89100]

@ravello99

go on with your mother why dont u try on one of her bras u wee girl u little fairy

[bentonjennings]

Comedy scene from a fictional comedy sums up ALL conspiracy theories...as the gargantuan smeck tripe they arrrrrrr.

[ShawnyMartin]

@anoki1234 shrek

[ShawnyMartin]

It must have been easy when he was casted for Shrek. "what do i have to do?" Just be your Scottish Father character.

[BYOB1995]

Mike Myers is the funniest man ever

[dbone1551]

"We have a piper down, it's alright he's just pissed. I repeat, we have a piper down." Absolutely billiant

[thebeatonpath]

"We have a piper down." Priceless.

[Divinehearts]

9 people have a noggin the size of Sputnik.

[Alessandra9196]

I thought that it was weird that danny or what ever his name is was kissing the mom on the lips laaaaa

[tonytarheel55]

@Alessandra9196 it was the other way around! she was all over him in the start of the movie!

[CooperSnow]

The colonel and his wee beady eyes "Ohhh you're gonna buy me chickennn?"

[reptomicus]

That kid has a scary Celt-fro. Any fro like that is grow up painting "happy trees"

[TREEVVV5000]

Best movie ever! (My husband laughs hysterically at the "HEAD, PANTS, NOW!" bit)

[italiamom]

give your mother a kiss or i will kick your teeth in.. lmao..

[mweiford]

Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about.....

[3stansebi]

Ha,ha Matt, great!!!!

[suiteladee]

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it for it nightly, smart ass!! **LOL**

[freakyrob09]

well that was a bit offside now..... he'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla!

[yarekhunt]

HEAD!!!!! PANTS!!! NOW!!!!

[AddEmergency]

Lol Shrek!!!

[presteesh]

hilarious, good collage.

[15kcinick]

SHUT IT

[jasonpp1973]

The inspiration for "Shrek Bastard"!

[skeaneable]

@jasonpp1973  agree with you on that one!

[echard77]

you forgot HEED, PANTS, NOW

[echard77]

"thirty years ago today we said I do...we havent agreed on a thing since" this may be the best quote from any movie!

[gazzrfc1]

Cant stand the noise of bagpipes :/

[Kawasaki271]

To the creator of this video: You covered all the best parts of the movie. Great work!

[kellialbright]

I totally want karaoke accompanied by bagpipes at my wedding reception. Hilarious!

[hurmpfff]

i can remember this movie from childhood because of this funny character mike myers plays hilariously.

[MsDanishgirl]

I love this movie.. have it myself and everytime i see the "head" scene i crack up...

I simply love Mike in this movie

[amberdono]

a piper is down...i repeat...a piper is down

[OpheliaTru]

My mother and I quote this scene all the time, and use it in regular conversations. xD We've gotten quite a few strange looks before... and you know, the last time I saw this movie, I could have sworn that it actually did say "Heed" in the credits. Lawl!

[TheZonda5002]

I'm not kiddin' that boy's head's like sputnik!

funniest line i ever heard! XD

[SuperbadBrandon]

thumbs up if you think Averman rocks!! heed!!

[trexlpl]

coppercab made 9 accounts

[TheLeannesean100]

His father wasn't scottish, maybe his grandad. His mum and dad are from liverpool.

[Jethro212]

Evidently there are 9 communists. How can you dislike this? You like Stalin is how.

[lewisdfc]

hes actually pretty good at the scottish accent lol

[isaidnottofuck]

@lewisdfc

his father was scotish.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

The mum plays the woman with the pigeons in Home Alone 2

[jaytotheell]

@ElvisLivesUpstairs brenda fricker is an excellent underrated actress! you should see Love and War.

[Truetomyself100]

HAHA! I'm nae kidding that boy's heids like sputnik lmao

[Huscarlavery]

some of you were there, and are here now...and some of you are now deed!!

[mernor5831]

hahahahahaha hahahahaha oh my god..so funny

[TheEmilycute]

IF U THINK IM SEXY AND YOU WANT MY BODY ALL U HAVE TO DO IS CAAAAAALL!!!

[soulflower666]

@TheEmilycute the piper played it AWESOME!!!

[TheEmilycute]

@soulflower666 IKR!! lol

WE GOT A PIPER DOWN

[er6789er]

One of the more underrated films of Mike Myers...

[lpoxton]

i want to marry the dad AND the son!!!

[fintauren]

Is the movie called Scottish father?

[SugarBabyCreations]

@fintauren So I Married an Axe Murderer

[ohheemgeeex33]

@fintauren look in the description bub

[jaikwillis]

he's channeling Robin Williams on the singing routine

[Maxharddrive64]

Classic Mike Meyers..."Lewk aht thaat gargantuan cranim, thaaat bois heed is like an orange awn a tewthpeek..." Eaisly the funniest scene he's ever done

[kylefields18]

hauling that gargantuan melon about!

[commi3d0ntcar3]

May! Shut it!

[iluvwanesworld]

this is my favorite part of the movie. i love this movie! its so funny!

[GabbieRawrGruesome]

'Heed Move!!'

'LETS GET PISSED

'Give Yir Mother A Kiss Or I'll Kick Yir Teeth In'

'Awrite We Huv A Piper Whos Down...He's Awrite He's Just Pissed'

Omg Mike Myers Pulls Off A Scottish Accent & Am Fae Scotland ! Lol

[xIegionx]

@GabbieRawrGruesome well he's part scottish. I think I heard he had a relative that was scottish which is where he learned the accent

[FaxanaduJohn]

"It's awright, he's just pissed".

[TheGwen2903]

@FaxanaduJohn 'Piper down, I repeat, there's a piper down!' Love that part too ;)

[FaxanaduJohn]

@TheGwen2903 My favourite line, which had me in stitches in the cinema, is "Heid, paper, now!" :)