2. Return of the Vampire - Monster Madness "Camp Cult" - Cinemassacre.com

[mattalleesandi]

i think dracula is badass i like dracula

[metalsonic641]

James,you got me into really old classics.Sadly my first old film(1959, i believe) was graverobbers from outerspace/plan 9 from outspace.

[schizoidboy]

I actually like the WWII references in the movie it gives it time and place.

[Crashbanksbuysilver]

Legosi Rocks.

[LeonaRaven]

@zikten i totally agree with you. Twilight is a teen drama disguised as dunno, horror? Now let's focus on the video! =P

[LeonaRaven]

@MrDavidX96 posibly yes. But i prefer to think of it as a curious casualty. If the name Bella was referenced because of Lugosi, then why there are no more references of classic horror films in the twilight shit series?

[HulkMatthew]

I have just got the script of "The Wolfman vs Dracula" signed over to me by Universal Studio's for a short film.

!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!NO JOKE!!!

[BaalsJurisdiction]

If I had a fog machine it would be on all day long and i'd redecorate my house to fit the new theme lol

[Livingdead21]

I just picked up the DVD from Big Lots for $3. SCORE!

[LoliVomits]

awww I was expecting to hear the Mercyful Fate song of the same name since white zombie was in phantom creeps, shucks

[MrDavidX96]

haha, sorry guys but i caught a refrence: in the tw****** series theres suposed to be someone called belle... Lagosy? sory to taint the vid but i noticed that

[zikten]

@MrDavidX96 I thought it was Bella Swan

[MrDavidX96]

@zikten i meant that the twicrap series refrensed bella lagosy in naming some1 bella

[Kubrick101Fan]

You have your own fog machine? That's badass!!!

[MrHEC381991]

need moa FOG, baby!

[CrushingC10996WM]

twilight killed both genres

[zikten]

@CrushingC10996WM when you say that, you give more power to twilight than it deserves. As far as real horror is concerned, twilight didn't do shit. ignore it and move on. the series is done anyway apart from one last film. just get over it. it's just a dumb series. it's so popular partly because even the haters won't shut up about it

[CrushingC10996WM]

@zikten oh come on because of these movies chicks are attractive to albinos, and guys with a lot of body hair. Classics are always better

[MexHaruka]

MOAR FOG

[ultimatesharpzilla]

FOG!

[104wyatt]

3:59 glad to see what the money for the avgn movie is going to lol

[faill500]

if u want fog go to england 4 the winter!

[Anacondas101]

FOGFOGFOGFOGFOGFOGFOGFOGFOGFOG­

[xxgarshxxnunezxx]

I say moar fog :3

[PakasteRonsu]

i like fog

[FlyingPotatoChickens]

We need more fog!

[WarcraftMelodies]

Even though I don't really like these old films, I still watch them because the "Monster Madness" series is so well done.

[TheWeatherman100]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOG

[EddyTheOliveira]

Also, Return Of The Vampire contains a Vampire and a Werewolf. Hmm...

Wizards Of Waverly Place anybody?

[EddyTheOliveira]

I've noticed that every intro in this series contains a person with their blown up.

[colinmcom14]

NEEDS MOAR COWBELL, ER I MEAN FOG.

[sirmugman]

@colinmcom14 someones a moody blues fan =P

[Eddief26]

So thats where they got the lines for "Conkers Bad Fur Day" On the "Spooky" chapter. Lol I never knew that.

[Just1ceBlood]

there's not enough fog !

[The1solidsnake]

oh yeah im coming bacl to say fuck you twighlight fans :P

[Melylareputamadre]

added to favorites for the fog part :3

[FuneralDust666]

No it is awesome! & I would hang out at that cemetery a lot... James May should us how to defuse ww2 bombs. Thank You James May! Ha Ha Ha!

[Epyonkustom94]

i still prefer Godzilla-thon!

[NightChime]

Ahaha, I love the fog bit, it reminds me of my annual Halloween party where we use like 5 fog machines to spread the shit evereyehwere.

[theimbaru]

when he said fog, he mean fuck?

[CylonDorado]

Why does everybody hate Twilight so much? I don't hate it because I haven't seen it. The only thing annoying about it to me is how much people F@#$ing bitch about it. It's not like it's existence ruins the vampire/werewolf movies you did like. Shit... 

[monstermasher93]

@CylonDorado well for one (not sure if you read the books) the vampires sparkle in the sunlight

[CylonDorado]

@monstermasher93 Yeah, that's lame. But why complain? They're still making non-romantic, gritty vampire movies/shows for the people who prefer that.

[monstermasher93]

@CylonDorado thats true

[xAvispar]

foggggggggggggggg

[TEEN1DOL]

Wolfman talking made me "LOL"

[blurnsball3001]

you know, i just need... i just need some more fog...

[Rubberman202]

I want more movies like this... Movies with monsters interacting with each other... WITHOUT the bullshit romance... Unless it involves Dracula acting like a pimp.

[Gunman511]

2:38 OMG! I remember hearing that line in Conker's BFD!

[MAH1500]

hahahah FOG ! FOG !

[BogotaDreamTV3]

werewolfs beats vampires all the time

[shannoncleveland]

why does he upload the monster madness videos he made last year this year?

[deathman1021]

Lugosi is freaking awesome

[1tiplip]

what was with the guy head exploding at the beginning

[luisboymiranda1]

Hey another movie were all three family's monsters appear is van helsing thumbs up so he can see!!

[ZombieBite1991]

Calling Twilight a horror movie is like calling Schindler's List a comedy.

[Dalekzilla54]

@ZombieBite1991 calling twilight horror is like calling justin bieber a legit music artist XD

[xRocketzFighterx]

I love fog in face I have fog out on the street right now.

[SeasaCleaus]

I like fog too

[HaloFan100200]

how come he now says bela lugosi like beela lugosi

[lister101]

1:03 Talbot is the name of my house in high school

[hahazet]

i need some fog

[DragonClanDX]

why can't there be a normal vampire vs werewolf movie?

[f3rfra]

anyone knows what's the name of the background song?? please!

[OblivionZealot]

Your a fog

[BladesRandom]

the original Twilight

[Arthos455]

who the fuck bombs a cemetary...

[speedsurfer123]

@Arthos455

nazis¯\(°_0)/¯

[parsonman05]

YOU should do "out law "

[sonicXfan]

anybody else think of hellsing when he said 'werewolf a vampire and nazi bombs'

[l85a1user]

some son of a bitch flagged the cyclops

[KelanDWood]

@l85a1user Mr PC: Oh no there's a video on youtube that involves a really bad special effect that involves a monster with a melted face,that's really violent the video must be flagged. Mr PC's Mum: Dinner's on the table. Mr PC: But I wanna stay in your basement and troll on inappropriate youtube videos wahhhhhhh. What has happened to this world.

[wayne388]

Ah, so Hellsing wasn't the first to combine vampires, Nazis, and werewolves!

[SmashingBanana]

you cant really mention twilight when talking about monster movies. vampires and werewolves are monsters but in twilight their all in human form most of the time.also twilight never comes anywhere near horror. it's more of an erotica made for 14 year old girls

[chosentonessournotes]

@SmashingBanana Not only that, Stephanie Meyer took WAY too many liberties with vampire and werewolf lore. The fact that vampires don't die in direct sunlight, and that werewolves can transform whenever they please destroys any credibility those movies might have. She should have just called them something else.

[SmashingBanana]

@chosentonessournotes

something more like " erotica made for 14 year old girls"

[deathman1021]

@SmashingBanana fucking sparkly vampires

[alprazolammy]

@SmashingBanana twilight is for fudgepackers lol

[dragonjohn7445]

@SmashingBanana 2 yeat old girls. No one else is THAT stupid

[ownedkapoo]

@SmashingBanana lol I know one girl who says Twilight is scary only because her mom said so.

[xRedEyesJounouchix]

@SmashingBanana

In other words, vampires don't sparkles. Huh, no wonder I wasn't attracted to Twilight crap.

[HankandOliver1]

@SmashingBanana Amen, my friend.

[balrog13571]

I have a copy of this movie and it's worth checking out. As James said the werewolf is pretty silly, but Bela Lugosi really shines (as he always does) as Armand Tesla. One other good thing is that it wasn't as limited as the 1931 English Dracula due to censorship and showed a bit more effects and violence as a result. Personally I miss the Gothic vampires the most. All these new ones are business men, Matrix wannabes, vegatarians, or CGI mutants. Bring back the coffins, castles, and bats!

[johnnyrockerfella]

pity ya didnt mention the same cemetary footage was in the video for "the number of beast"

[CONKER17]

FOOOOOOGGGGG!

[megaplayboy007]

Have you noticed that fog sounds like f.... oh never mind

[The1solidsnake]

twighlight sucks!!! vampires dont walk in sunlight

[tuxedomark]

@The1solidsnake Actually, yes, they can. The whole "sunlight is bad" idea started in "Nosferatu". It has no basis in vampire lore.

[EWGFus3r]

i want a fog machine

[CONKER17]

@EWGFus3r Just dont turn one on inside the house....i made that mistake XD

[ZeroKiller20]

Fog ftw

[darthvenom30567]

dude don't mention twilight ! it fucking sucks shit from a bufallos anus !! ph and BTW YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME !!! :)

[BloodPump]

@darthvenom30567 Dude, don't try to control people.

[darthvenom30567]

@BloodPump okay LOL it's jus that i hated twilight soo much ! like wow it's fucking terrible ! fuck twilight !!

[BloodPump]

@darthvenom30567 I too hate Twilight actually, lol.

[0111Daniel]

Again, really looks like good old times!

[mymusicjeter]

Anyone waiting for InfraMan !

I love it !

[Ryevaan]

EVEN IN THE HOUSE THERE'S FOG! Well that's okay because I like fog ^_^

lmao james hahahaha

[Incomsys]

I like fog too

[Pivotman1]

I feel like I have already seen this :S

[Pivotman1]

I feel like I have already seen this :S

[sonicmonkey123]

fog=cowbell

[StrawberryXPoison]

Fucking Twilight.

[rush1er]

@StrawberryXPoison BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[StrawberryXPoison]

@rush1er Haters gonna hate, princess. Live with it.

[BloodyyTS]

@StrawberryXPoison Potatos gonna potate.

[B2theRad55]

Hahaha James is awesome xD They go a little overboard with all thew fog-I mean look theres even fog inside the house! But thats okay-I like fog. =) haha =P

[Theriot6592]

Did James really just mention Twilight? he should do a review of that one Monster Madness lol

[carpan144]

i can't believe he made a Twilight reference... he should've mentioned how modern day Vampire and werewolf movies and books suck ass!

[waffles497]

Is this just a repeat of last years? Why do I feel like I've seen all these before?

[TehDanimal12]

Rather watch this than twilight any day.

[AndyWazowski]

Wow my name is Andreas! :D I didnt know that an english/american could be named that! :D

[REDTEAM22003]

hi james

[magic666z]

Fog <3

[huldu]

It needs more fog!

[vindu554]

wasn't these episodes aired on cinemassacre last year?

[Ztrength]

I'm a big fan James :D

[firedragonsage88]

What happens if a vampire bites a werewolf?

[LilJdaSilva]

@firedragonsage88 good question:) i wouldnt know, perhaps the werewolf would turn into a werepire :P

[MultiDrJekyll]

Twilight sucks,James Rolfe.

[sebastianpafpaf]

James like a little FOG now and then ;)

[kingvideo4u]

The fire looks hella fake! Lol gotta love this!

[colosalblack]

Monster madness is awesome every year. When i'm finished with 2010 i'll go for the 2011. Thanks for getting us closer to clasics we would have probably never heard about :D

[CatTitBingo]

ima watch all these videos

[KCwellard]

Vampires, Nazis and Werewolves, oh my.

[pattyfromtoledo]

I do love your Monster videos

[EvilShadowD]

I'm always curious about one thing in film reels: Where the hell does the sound come from?

[brrrdman85]

Was this before Bela Lugosi became a hopeless drug addict? Either way, that man was a horror legend for sure.

[Zakscary99]

Some how your video was related to Mortal Kombat ,but I still love your reviews!

[Rojo12689]

why was twilight mentioned? lol

[LiborTichy77]

xdd

[airsoftwannabe618]

am i the only one who remembers Underworld? that had werewolves and vampires too. not to mention it came out before Twilight

it's kinda depressing that Twilight is the more famous werewolf vampire crossover movie series :(

[totalpwnage7]

@airsoftwannabe618 Man, I seen Underworld, it was pretty damn good. Twilight is just gay and I doubt anyone (besides homosexuals, women and guys being forced to watch it by their girlfriends) would even WANT to watch that..

[marioluvian]

@totalpwnage7 true words breh you cant be straight and like that shit i was forced to see it. i dumped her 2 weeks later partly related lol

[BenLionheart]

I like the fog too xD

[pippo17173]

Dont compare this to twilight because that film seris sucks!

[TheDarthHD]

These comments don't have enough fog, we need more fog man!

[beetlesqausher223]

LOl try transribe at 1:39 ; ‚‚Even though the vampires not actually dracula, and the werewolf is not actually the wolfman, it doesnt matter its just as beautiful"

[CobraSpy97]

i think the only movie ive ever seen where a vampire fight a wolfman if van helsing. sorry twilight you dont count

[purvicide]

@JSJustSkill It's a mockery. If you don't get that, then you're on the wrong channel.

[KitaxNekoSama57]

0:36 You can see that in an IRON MAIDEN VIDEO CLIP!!!!

UP THE MOTHERFUCKING IRONS!!!

[AlphonseSama]

Bela Lugosi´s Dracula eats vampires like Edward in breakfast.

[Camps2630]

@TheJimmys11 James mentioned Twilight...

[Zeldaschampion]

@Camps2630 sacrilege! 

[saiyansnake]

20 fags don't like fog.

[VergilsRespite]

How would you guys feel if Robert Patterson (I don't give a fuck how his name's spelt), went back in time and took the place of Lugosi and became Dracula? But, you retained the knowledge of knowing who Dracula's true face was.

[nowweareone]

Hooray for Halloween. Got a fever, and the only prescription is more fog.



[Camps2630]

Twilight sucks

[TheJimmys11]

@Camps2630 yes, yes it does but what does it have to do with this video?

[Alevamltd]

@Camps2630

High five!

[lspedroso]

What a fog is going on?

[Borg1269]

Children of the night, what music they make... Der Graf, ist nicht das, was er mal war!

[shafta99]

i need to get me a fog machine, lol!

[sagat4]

More like Z movies

[419Films]

I'm not sure which I love more during MM - being reminded of movies I haven't seen in years (like this one), or being introduced to titles I've never seen. Keep up the awesome work, James!

[johnnyphoenix74]

these monster videos are too spooky.

[markshmily]

Freakin cool!

[WinterSoilder]

The best "Return Of The Vampire"? You guessed it: The Mercyful Fate album.

[trudbol]

James: I'd like it if you were more AVGN-like in these shows.

These movies themselves are a bit outdated and not particularly interesting to my eyes, so it's really how you talk about them that makes it worthwhile. AVGN cursing and getting all worked up about how the script sucks or the actors fail would be much more entertaining to me as a viewer. I feel you need to step your acting up a bit to compensate for the movies themselves.

[nightcrow90]

@trudbol Well i think James shows should be different all the time.

Bullshit,Monster,AVGN and BoardJames. It would suck if they all were the same like AVGN.

[trudbol]

@nightcrow90 Bullshit and AVGN are pretty similar in my eyes, there's a lot of getting ranting and good laughs. I agree that BoardJames is different, it's cuter and more family friendly, but it still has a few curs jokes and such. This Monster Madness series feels a little too bland for me. I wouldn't want to have AVGN full blast (and it would certainly be a lot more scripting work to have to be funny every 30 seconds), but the show itself feels a little slow for me.

[RealationGames]

@trudbol

Being a badmouthed raging movie critic wouldn't be that original, like he's on NES. He does review some movies AVGN style, like some of those Turtle movies, and I'd say also that I like it better, but it wouldn't suit these classic movies though.

[nightcrow90]

@trudbol Well its classic movies so keep the show classic and not "Joker".

[BluntMan53]

im putting fog on my christmas wish list

[Dalekzilla54]

sure, twilight has its (ahem) "vampires" and "werewolves", but you'd hardly classify that as proper horror literature. in fact, you'd hardly classify that as proper literature

[umbriel84]

@Dalekzilla54 but you'd classify that as proper "horror" XD

[Dalekzilla54]

@umbriel84 i guess it may come down to opinion, but if anything twilight would most likely be some sort of fantasy romance, even though it fails big time at doing so. but when you break it down, its just tweeny porn that doesnt attempt to be scary. nah, i wouldnt classify that as horror XD

@Dalekzilla54 And it was writte