I DON'T SEE HIM

[Scrb]

Man, they should hire you as a professional bug tester.

[HaloWarlord117117]

motdef what are you thinking when shit like this happens?

[MrPsykokiller13]

i fucking love that throwing take down thing, after i discovered it i spent hours throwing guards off the roof just so i could watch the bootleg ragdoll animation :P

[BiscuitDude01]

So this guy can clearly dislocate his spine and get back up fine...yet a slight fall and he's pushing up daisies.

[TheDrKennedy]

Damn, where is he at?

[timothytt547]

Stealth, done properly.

[59hitman]

HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT 360 TAKEDOWN? #SWAGMLGNOSCOPES

[9volt65]

0:10

dat ragdoll physics

[SelfSufficientBroski]

0:13

MY SPINEEEEEEEEEEEE oh wait i'm ok.

[DeathBlade182]

Dude, why'd you record an empty wall?

[mrclaymationmaster]

*guy stands next to Enzio* *Enzio decides to push the guy off*.  Me- THAT MEANS YOU ARE FIRED FOM THE JOB FOR BEING SO STUPID, BITCH.

[BlockHead0]

@mrclaymationmaster whats an enzio

[mrclaymationmaster]

@BlockHead0 How can you watch this, when you don't know that Enzio is the main character?

[BlockHead0]

@mrclaymationmaster There is no Enzio in the game... Lets see how long it takes for you to figure out your error.

[DanteKouhei64]

@BlockHead0 So far 3 weeks...

[BlockHead0]

@DanteKouhei64 Either he's dead or he doesnt care. I'm guessing the former.

[DaKittamiau]

@mrclaymationmaster What's an enzio?

[arknell]

Five Akçe to whoever brings him down!

[NightBlaze911]

dat was funny nd huniliating all dat da same time and on so many levels lmao

[TurboNemesis]

sneaking mission

[AMagicalHoers]

Do you just go into the game files and delete any file starting with a d?

[tinymoongirl]

XD! LOL! You just flipped him like a rag doll!

[LittlePwnyYo]

Song is Soul Dressing by Booker T. & The MG's for anyone wondering.

[dakidukno]

WE WILL STRING YOU FROM THE NEAREST WALL.

I lold, SO hard.

[camper182]

@dakidukno POLE

[Triaxal]

Anyone know where I can pick up motdef editions of games?

[jsh020]

@Triaxal buy game off of steam, go into the dev counsel and fuck up everything you possibly can, that should get you to a 50% motdef copy

[ninjapickles1313]

GOTY 2011

[fistingnuns69er]

Always with the classy as fuck jazz

[ELLUNCHBOX100]

Xbox 360 Ps3 < N64....

[Hivnom]

@motdef What's fucked up is that he's probably a PS3 fan and that's why he's saying that. PS3 and XBox=pretty much the same shit.

[DoubleMatt1]

@motdef What graphic card are you useing

[zdonick10]

I think the hook-grab makes guards retain brain damage

[zdonick10]

I think the hook-grab makes guards retain brain damage

[GrassDragon]

The perfect crime!

[ReinOrgmets]

Probably cause you are playing it on a xbox...

[harbourlunatic23]

@ReinOrgmets no thats an snes

[BanalBoxberry]

@harbourlunatic23 Comparing superior consoles from the 20th century?

[IRL337Gamer]

@ReinOrgmets It's PC you tard.

[AssassinN8ive]

@ReinOrgmets PS3 just has good graphics. It sucks.

[IRL337Gamer]

@AssassinN8ive I wouldn't be so sure about that, when watching Shitbox 360 and Play shit all 3 comparisons the shitbox always has better colours and runs and looks smoother.

[BenjaminKuruga]

@AssassinN8ive They all have good graphics, but ps3 has free online ...

[tauwilltriumph]

@BenjaminKuruga Ps3 has superior hardware as well.

[IndigoAK200]

@ReinOrgmets Except for the part where he's not playing it on Xbox 360.

[Dillrod90]

0:10 ULTIMATE TURKISH JELLO

[m0destm0useisg0d]

What song did you use? Groovy!

[Sillywomanproduction]

Lol I had this in the exacly same place you are right now

[CoNsuRaL]

ALL MY FIVE AKÇE FOR WHOEVER SEES HIM.

[GraytheKnight]

0:12

Spineless Arab strikes?

[alexstarwars100]

Great acrobatic skills at 0:12

[GraytheKnight]

@alexstarwars100 Yeah? More like 'Spineless Arabs' at 0:12. Look at the guard XD

[alexstarwars100]

@GraytheKnight Yeah.

[raphaelmigliori]

0:06 SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

[MattOTL]

This is just like skyrim with full stealth perks.

[Phildanutter]

Where is he at?

[dabomber1300]

you must be a professional bug tester, I don't get bugs in games, but you somehow magically get 90% of em!

[shadown64]

Italy's finest.

[CoNsuRaL]

@shadown64 moar like ottoman empire's finest.

[Grigorly]

I DON'T SEE HIM! SHIT! *BLARARARAGH*

[LifeSkiier]

if r33mix likes it, its good

[thelamborghinidude]

I used to be a fully functional guard like you.

Then I took two arrows to the eyes

[EditRealityGaming]

Sometimes the best hiding space is the most obvious one. In this case...

[LilGreenGiant96]

And that, my friends, is how you kill a man without laying a finger on him.

[Maxaxle]

He's trying to get a better shot, can't you tell?

[Thunder000rednuhT]

Send this to game fails!

[PRADA01]

@motdef What is the name of the song

[cycostinkoman]

HE'S TOO GOOD. FALL BACK!

[JamesxRamirez]

PFFF. Can't even say happy new year in the description?

unsubscribed

[bitrol]

sup with that motion blur?

[Swordmaster146]

He was obviously off-duty and drunk.

"Where is he?!"

"There he is!"

Lol nab :3

[Hanagigi]

That guy sounds like a russian.

[Edathor718]

Damnit, where is he at?

[LGcookieist]

LoL :D

[sympathy3k21]

I DON'T SEE HIM..... SHITTTT

[MattK1221]

The cities apparently are hiring blind guards these days. Crime has been up 20% since they were hired.

[Rayofpain]

motdef: making ubisoft look like a bunch of chumps since 2011

[alexstarwars100]

Whe is he at?

[lalalolo49]

Pr0 !!

[Starfoxteam1]

Oh look, an Assassin's Creed video by motdef showcasing bad AI

[lulzeaterlol]

Hiding in plain sight

[TheDamnedTV]

that guard is like those bat creatures in pitch black, you just get right below him and he cant see you

[Terwynd]

1:16 Why do I hear Coach?

[530598]

player.modav sneak 9001

[JimtheCitizen]

@530598 If you're saying he's using a console command, he's on XBOX 360.

[sexyfishproductions]

@JimtheCitizen could be on pc with a 360 controller

[motdef]

@JimtheCitizen He was joking and I wouldn't touch an Xbox with a ten-foot pole

[Triaxal]

@motdef What about a twenty foot pole armed with C4?

[rofldood1]

@motdef Please tell us all the things you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

[adrianbeloo]

@motdef How about a PS TRIPLE?

[AssassinN8ive]

@motdef PS3 sucks

[demonnogo]

@AssassinN8ive Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[AssassinN8ive]

@demonnogo Wuddyou mean?

[lobster1077]

@AssassinN8ive Attain a brain my dear boy.

[AssassinN8ive]

@lobster1077 WHAT IN THE FLYING GAYRAINBOWUNICORNBUTTSEX IS MARMITE!?

[lobster1077]

@AssassinN8ive A certain something you can eat, a most delicious treat.

[AssassinN8ive]

@lobster1077 Is it in Europe or North America? Does it have a good taste with a touvh of healthy stuff?

[lobster1077]

@AssassinN8ive Be quiet and eat your marmite.

[AssassinN8ive]

@lobster1077 Marmite??

[championman3]

@motdef And that's why I'm not subscribed to you :P

[530598]

@JimtheCitizen Im not saying that he is using console commands.

Take FONV, FO3 or Skyrim console. Now use what I just said there and check your sneak skill later.

[MrAluminumJacket]

Curiosity killed the roof guard.

[odanaga]

SKILLZ

[nutrawk669]

Damn assassin, he's on Glue.

[kiritsakis1]

how can a video have more thumbps up than views???

[wtfpantera]

@kiritsakis1 you must either be new here, or a troll

[khkilla12]

1:16 that's unfortunate...

[FiveArc]

I guess you gave him a really bad concussion...

[DrCroccer]

Booker T. for the win.

[Aotommo]

HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT

[raphaelmigliori]

FIX THAT ARMOR ALREADY

[HoveringLemon]

Your a damn bug magnet

[UekiTomohira]

Am I the only one that saw how his body bended backwards on the first toss?

[TheNetau]

300 views and 533 likes? wut?

[ZzVinniezZ]

@TheNetau same here

[youraznbro]

lol mot, you find the best music for your videos

[HyperTailsX]

Ezio puts Altair to shame

[bnbanan]

love the stealth-takedown at the end. 

[somehominid]

Just like crysis

[IcrapOnU2be]

What's the name of the song?

[Crodon]

This is Miles Davis right? (The music)

[motdef]

@Crodon Miles Davis was a jazz trumpeter. This is classic R&B by Booker T. and the M.G.'s.

[Crodon]

@motdef Funny thing is that I realised it was Bookers like 4 seconds after I posted it and felt like a dumbass.

Still do. :(

[xXLDeusXx]

@motdef R33MIX liked your video.

[rikuown]

@Crodon

How could you possibly think this is miles davis

[c4mpincarl]

@Crodon lol what, not even close to Miles Davis.

[TripleZM]

PROFESSIONAL ASSASSIN.

[lusteraliaszero]

@TripleZM robert hombre?

[Talishmar]

What the hell happened in the first grab, could we have that in slow motion please?

[BloodvorteX7]

0:11 rofl he doesnt have a spine

[Metrulizer]

@BloodvorteX7 He must have been a spineless coward.

*bad joke*

[RandomessCandi]

@Metrulizer INFIDEL!

[spiderjerusalem100]

God bless crappy AI.

[blaisems]

This is how ninjas are in real life, they aren't invisible, they are so stealthy they dodge light itself so you can't see them

[ustoledmysammich]

Dude you were like invisible and shit. YOU'RE SKILLED!?

[moeezS]

Should've gone to Specsavers.

[Zemnmez]

Looks like it's something to do with the fact that the AI can't meet the -player at head level on that roof, so the tracers can't hit at close range.

[Gauphastus]

Nice finish.

[AchiroRothlkin]

Quality AI

[DoucheFagX]

Wow thats some serious stealth skill, makes solid snake look like an elephant with tourettes

[Ealija]

I DONT SEE HIM

[Feyund]

I love you motdef.

[DarkJustice55]

Black Hole!

[MarleyLKT]

>2011

[LePetitPoisson2]

How you made such a great graphics? :o

[Knauii133]

@LePetitPoisson2 playing on pc.

[LePetitPoisson2]

@Knauii133 you don't say

[McClover]

Guard after death: "God was him!?" God: "Ummm you dont belong here"

[surrender127]

I had a major bug where a guard was half buried in the roof of a building. I assassinated him and his ragdoll exploded, and the joints of his animations were flipping all around constantinople, the animation rising up slowly and eventually disappearing.

[ElFuranku]

@surrender127 I had the exact, and I do mean exact, same thing happen to me. The guard spiralled like spaghetti, slowly being drawn into the aether.

Amidst the throbbing horror and helplessness, I thought to myself "Is this how motdef feels ALL THE TIME?!"

[darknessofkrish]

oh music oh so appropriate

[Kappzify]

Thank you for sending me here, R33MIX.

[EdgarFroez]

Dude, what's your Steam? I want to give you more games, and you give me more videos.

[iseeuthar]

Cutting edge technology.

[simpsoncheat]

Hey, can you help me with this game? I'm stuck in the part where you relive Altaïrs memory, the one where you have to kill the templar undetected. I can't kill him in any way because I get instantly detected when I get near him and the throwing knives don't reach to him.

[dotnleave]

@simpsoncheat my advice to you climb up and keep following a "route" there will be a place to air assassinate him.

[xMunchers]

Each video is awesome. You're the best at showcasing dumb AI.

[Jaramo1]

Must've been my imagination...

SNEAK INCREASED TO 101

[Left2Die4]

Hidden in plain sight.

[megas64]

someone put all there points into sneak in skyrim

[maidguitar]

Song name/artist? Great stuff.

[AlchemyCodex]

Every time I find a glitch, my first thought is "How many times has this happened to motdef, I wonder?"

[Shikunisai]

R33MIX liked this.

[Th3Fr33man]

Sneak Increased

[TheBastardCommie]

Mot will you please play a game with Criken.

[Fma1416]

why are guards thrown in slow motion

[illfaptothis]

Kissing him before pushing him off the ledge, very classy.

[evildouche]

aeiou

[MyReggieBody]

Is this gameplay of the new Hitman game?

[connorblue1]

He landed on carpet and still died XD

[Ndawg987654321]

oh god that was the best ending ever

[TheNoobyNoobNoob]

WUT DAT MUSIC

[corrion1]

Possibly the best ai,ever seen in a video game to date