Calls For Cthulhu Episode 5

[Mister86Productions]

1:38 Huge unintentional blast of air bubbles!?

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

Calling Cthulhu for tech support. I love it.

[Octagonapus97]

LOL the ansestors of whales actually did live on land!

And dolphins are whales.

[SavaainNight]

dear cthulhu, what do you do to jehova's witnesses that knock on your door at 6 in the morning, would love to know, all praise cthulhu

[iknowgirlswantme]

If only H.P lovecraft was still alive... Would Cthulhu eat his soul or not?

[roman11777]

I love his evil rants.

[habib205]

And i thaught cthulhu was a creation of southpark

[KoraktheMad]

Dolphins have the same problem as whales, but are totally in denial. "Consious choice, Man, Consious choice. They're stereotypical hippies

[drfoxcourt]

Cthulhu as a hand-puppet call in show host. Be-yew-ta-full.

[galiant609]

whales are emo

[achiko464]

totally awsome :D

[ikillzuded]

i wish i knew about this earlier like when they came out XD

[MsTiswas]

Absolutely magick!!!

[XinBiDe]

I love when he goes on his evil rants

[GrimangelX4]

So do I.

[THESLASHERMASTER]

are their any stores that i can buy that puppet at

[lebutzki]

Ebay

[Cuythulu]

Dolphins sound like Thomas Chong!!!

[idrawbetterthanyouXD]

lol ITS A CONSIOUS CHOICE XD

[Richardthewarlock]

Where'd you get the sockpuppet, anyway?

[lebutzki]

just look on ebay. God knows they have everything else.

[BrandG]

Do me a favor, and make a recording of a constipated Wookie so I can compare it. :P

[GENERALzod777]

hahah. that is all.

[werecrow66]

Whales sound like constipated Wookies

[Burninator353]

whales=emo lol

[Luzie1983]

amazing! i love those videos!!

[bob140988]

I am surprised to see that the greatest of the old ones (and the whales themselves) dont know that whales did evolve onto land but then evolved back into the sea.

[Pixiesnix]

Dang it, I was going to point out that very thing! Curse your beating me to the punch! By seven months!

[femoman]

Cthulhu's voice sounds just like Jason Steele, of Secretagentbob films.

This is a brilliant series. I must get one of those puppets.

[kaissertheswift]

So your saying the great dreaded Cthulhu has the same voice as Charlie the Unicorn?

Awesome!

[Lossflower]

Aww, no Rapid Fire Round...

[Dipstikk]

The elder god himself doesn't even know how evolution works?

[BrandG]

Apparently, he knows it better than the whales do. :)

[Dipstikk]

This is true.

Have there been any new episodes since Episode 9?

[BrandG]

As of this date (Sep. 27, 2008), Episode 9 is the last. However, I've finished the script for the next one, and I have a few special "live" episodes coming from this year's Balticon, and they should be coming soon.

[SeranAki]

Hail Cthulhu!

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

I can has Hugs for Cthulhu?

[Infidel775]

I wants to huggle him. Is that a bad thing?

[TheRhuen]

I wish the rest of these were on youtube.

The actual site requires quiken or what ever its called, which I no longer have.

[HollywoodUndeadRULES]

Whales Actually Survive For Weeks On Blubber

[88Pit88]

he said dream twice in his list of stuff he'll destroy

[RedneckYachtClubber]

that cthulhu doll is so adorably cute for a soul devourer!

[Shockwave91012]

Cthulhu will eat god's soul and have a blast doing so.

[wesleyfilms]

No god is like a soul so Cthulhu will will just eat him.

[Shockwave91012]

Something tells me when Cthulhu awakens, sea animals are going to be eaten first.

[h3ll20ppr3ss0rs]

good, that means WE 'll be blessed by being devoured a bit later :D

[Lordlalo98mirinda]

God Save the Cthulhu !!!!!

[BrandG]

I'm pretty sure he won't. :)

[Tarvoc]

Oh, Cthulhu will surely not save God. ;)

[RedneckYachtClubber]

more like Chuck Norris save the Cthulhu

[wesleyfilms]

Chuck Norris will have to battle with him when they meet because he wont just curl up into a ball in madness but will have an epic battle with him.

[h3ll20ppr3ss0rs]

chuck will have an epic battle with cthulhu but High Overlord Saurfang will cleave him and hastur killing them both in 0.0001 microseconds,totally destroying o'rlyeh and the rest of the ocean floor in the process

[Afterburnzz]

What?

[hotbulletslug]

Cthulhu saves!

[blah007001]

The rest of you take damage.

[SephirosB]

I lol'd xD...

[schmidtyrevolution]

i know cthulu will swollow our souls in all but y dont we just dig a hole and hide away from him??? aw great cthulus watching...

[sociopathicregret]

LOL

[ironcurtin117]

why didn't we evolve legs?

[zzman305]

"tim, whale song, now!"

[glyons1]

Vote Cthulhu 2008

Why Settle for a Lesser Evil?

[Mechalemmiwinks]

He probably would legalize it. Useless potheads get eaten first.

[BrandG]

"Hmmm . . . I think there was something funny in that hippie."

-Futurama

[crashfi3]

woooah my hands are huge and they can touch anything but them selfs oh wait.

[SOGS1]

Wait...do you sayed windows xp??? Great!!!! Please swallow my soul!!!

[bombardier07]

I bet chtulhu thinks we should legalize weed, I mean c'mon it's green he's green. You know that isn't a coincidence...

[Rbabaganosh]

SHOULD WE LEGALIZE WEED CTHULHU?

[Grigeral]

I love this, hope we can expect another one soon :D. Though i agree, the rapid fire is missing :(.

Still great though

[Jalaskoski]

yea it was too short i tell ya. And here's lots of fans of RAPID FIRE ROUND!

[bombardier07]

Good work, a bit short but the windows xp joke made up for that :) What would be interesting would be other old ones making guest appearences (I believe a couple others got plushies as did the deep ones). I guess the problem with that is they don't have hand puppet versions. Either way I think it would be quite funny to see Father Dagon make a guest appearence for his amazing success in the seafood buisness ^_^

[Ezniter]

Awesome as usual... Keep up the good work, just one thing though, we miss the rapid fire round :D

[Hyperstorm2]

I still think that you should have Nyarlathotep prank calling Cthulhu.

[Raptor4000]

DOES THAT WEBSITE ACTUALLY EXIST?

i'd like to put a question to cthulu ASAP.

[voidnothing]

Two calls, only. Two good calls, but too short and no RAPID FIRE ROUND.

[Raptor4000]

i agree.

[singles111]

First and foremost, any cthulhu is good cthulhu. But the fifth episode was too short, and there was no rapid fire round. Cthulhu at the 10 minute mark would be perfect, yes I'm being serious. As far as the intro, both are great. And also, have you ever thought about having any guests?

[BrandG]

The next episode is going back to the old format (around 9-10 minutes, with the old intro). We will bring back the RFR, and I'm hoping to show "Cthulhu's mailbag" with pictures that people have sent us. Also, and it's not confirmed yet, we're planning to have a guest god on the show.

[foozlesprite]

Hell yes, I'm hoping to get a glimpse of Nyarlathotep or Hast--um, nevermind. I follow these things religiously (although not a Cthulite myself) and I agree...this needed a rapid fire round :) Either way, keep up the good work.

[Raptor4000]

hurrah!

question...how do we send questions?

[BrandG]

Send an e-mail to Cthulhu.hotstud1413 at gmail dot com. If we can find a way to make it funny or interesting, it'll get on the show. Either way, Cthulhu will reply.

[Raptor4000]

thanks, i'll get right on it.

[Guentzel]

I have a CD with Leonard Nimoy reciting that DH Laurence poem. Er.. I mean, wait.. no.. no I don't.. A friend of mine has it. Yeah.

Good episode.

I think I vote for "game-showier"

[filthyn1nj4]

God damn,u made my day, this is too funny !please we beg u to continue making episodes

stoners from Quebec

[Hypiia]

Hehe. Awsome!

[FallenAngelXillah]

Man, this is just as great as Foamy! How do you come up with this stuff. I can't stop laughing and it makes me want to worship Cthulhu even more than I do now. Just kidding about the last part. I'm still deciding on which Ancient Ones I want to follow. Still this is great material.

[asi0asi]

So what if it's shorter, monthly cycle sounds brilliant to me. The new intro is really great, but I would like a little "hello" or something from Cthulhu before the questions start. Anyway, keep up the fantastic work!

[Venificina]

To short ...

[BrandG]

Okay, okay. I get it. I only made it shorter so that we could get into a monthly cycle. But I hear and obey. :)

And I'll find a way to set up a poll on the website, so we can all vote on which intro is better (the short, Lovecraftian one, or the longer, game-showier one).

[imrational]

Too short and I missed the speed round!

Hope to see the next episode soon!

[LurkingTyranny]

Good episode, though a little too short. I'm not sure which opening I like better. This new one definately had mood and a lovecraft vibe to it, though the other one had the whole build up to the Cthulhu being a cute little puppet.

[OscarEz]

yeah first comment lol

ia hydra ia cthulhu haha