I'm going to die a Virgin.

[TheGhostFromPlanetX]

This guy is my hero.

[HLB285]

I just need some social skills! Im anti social

[do2mewhatido2u]

the only option you have is to get a girl drunk? go downtown with half a ball youll lose lose it fast lmfao

[emuholic]

I've got terrible genes

[jgmafia]

The truth blows. Some people were born to have beautiful bodies and have great sex and others (like you and myself) are born to be perpetually weak, fat, and genetically flawed. We have to compromise our standards, but the folks who are "born with it" don't. We workout our hardest for a a mediocre body, they workout their hardest and can look like friggin Mr. and Miss Universe. I can't stand these people who just tell you to keep our chins up and make the most of it, NO...

[jgmafia]

@jgmafia WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME?? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FIGHT YOUR GENETICS YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND ALWAYS COME UP SHORT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NEED MAJOR SURGERY JUST TO LOOK NORMAL?? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FEEL UNABLE TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF IN FRONT OF AN ATTRACTIVE MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX BECAUSE THE FACT IS THAT YOUR BODY IS A TURN OFF?? HAVE YOU BEEN INSULTED AND ALIENATED FRO MOST OF YOUR DEVELOPING YEARS BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN THE CASE? Shut up!.

[mrboyface]

@jgmafia thats true i definetely believe some people are just born with it,good looks,great body,charming personality, i seen your video on your channel btw and you seem quite normal in the looks department,focus on personality rather than looks,women dont really care that much for looks like we men do,but i ultimately believe that if you have lots of money then women will wanna be with you no matter how you look or what your personality is like.

[jgmafia]

@mrboyface I have no money, I make minimum wage and have no skills that will ever move me beyond that level. I have plenty of personality, but unfortunately, most women can't see through my shitty body and poverty.

[TheFinestMen]

Nigga fuck shit

[bi896]

What if a person never gets married in life?

[TheTerakos]

i cant stop laughs sry but i cant hahahaha :D

[TheDirtball69]

Adoption....hahahaha. Usually these videos are lame but dude seriously this shit is funny.

[iLoveeurmeat]

Dude you DESERVE your own show

[Daniel0889]

I'm 22 and a virgin, everytime I see a couple kissing on the streets I'm dying of envy. All I know you didn't miss anything, you just have to change yourself and find yourself a hobby and mix it with going among people, at least that's what I'm going to start with... Nobody can blame you for being a pussy, you just missed something that others already had.

[mrboyface]

@Daniel0889 im a 23 going on 24 year old virgin and ive just accepted im never gonna get poontang for the rest of my life, to be honest my sex drive is low as fuck now anyways, 60 year old men probably are hornier than i am, i think the phrase "use it or lose it" might be true but to be honest i really dont give a shit now and to be honest id rather make loads of money and tease them with all my money, like the way they are dick teasing my now!

[Daniel0889]

@mrboyface Yes you just need to use methods to reach what you want man. I know that's exactly what I'm gonna do but it's hard to start when you don't really have friends. Point is never give up it may take months, years you just gotta change yourself, then for starters, talk to girls, learn to know them, and be confident in what your doing I know they dislike guys who don't look them in the eye, and talk like they gonna collapse any second... You can reach anything if you got outgoing friends...

[mrboyface]

@Daniel0889 i wish i could feel as optimistic as you are, unfortunately my surroundings and the place i live in continues to fuck with my head,and moving out aint no option for me either,my social anxiety i think has gotten worse over the years to the point where i cant even have a normal convo with a GUY without feeling or seeming awkard never mind a girl, and i have no friends, all my friends backstabbed me 4 years ago,right now my goal is to just get out of the projects and make $

[Daniel0889]

@mrboyface OK dude, I don't want to tell you what to do, but all I'm saying this life is too short for someone to turn inwards...

[saleenxxx]

@mrboyface naw man just get on your own swag 

[smoothscott86]

Im a 25 year old virgin.Text me lady 3173846470

[a7xZEVERAL182]

I love you.

[Logicmaster91]

this guy is brilliant and this video should go viral :D

[sferemonk]

Personality. When he stops trying so hard, he's gonna be tripping over women falling down infront of him.

[GollaGandaLova]

LMFAOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH SWAG DUDE SWAGGGGGG

[hollyjennings1]

07794 663 762 - text me!!

[Metsada007]

God will not hold you accountable for dying a virgin.

[XMarshyFTW]

I love this video already

[startxxx1991]

Women want one thing: SOCIAL STATUS

Go get it, it ain't gonna take a minute to fix their headz... g.luck!

[InFiNiTyWaRdFaiLz]

hi my name is summer 772-453-4831 and u will never be a virgin again love u call me as soon as possbile

[crazy4coke]

Adoption HO!!!!

[tosgem]

32yr old virg signing in. lulz!

[Rlovemusic4ever]

Don't be to harsh on urself kid

[skitsandgiggles2011]

become a comedian! chicks will love you

[SciFiFanatic101]

You ain't missing much.

[liyahbabyy]

I'm 17 & a virgin . I don't plan on giving it away until marriage. You're not going to die a virgin, you'll meet someone special one day .

[GollaGandaLova]

@liyahbabyy lmfao....hahahahhaha oh ok

[producethegoods21]

You're a legend mate.

[blackman6270]

At least you wont lose all of your money in a lawsuit.

[dectseven]

LMFAO!!!

[livendapast]

LOOOOL!

[WazzahMattahDaz]

you are a fxcking beast! 10/10 :P

[DestinyBrooke14]

Be sweet, and smooth don't ever make her feel your rushing it..

[Phunuske8]

LOLOLOL.

[ScorpionQueen513]

LMAO HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

[goodozog]

dont fell to bad, i dont even have frends LOL

[superarmysoldier12]

@goodozog I don't have friends and I'm a 17 year old virgin. In the past I've almost lost my virginity twice but messed it up by acting like a retard. I have aspergers.

[RustArtRed]

@goodozog Woman do not even know what they want !  Hey, Grow up, make money, Worry about YOU !

[gangstamind187]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT A MEME!!!..LOL!

[MrDie2live]

every one needs to stop saying that their a virgin just to make him feel better...

you can chill with me you we can smoke some tree's (weed) and invite some bitches over and then fuck them I can arrange that......but there is one small thing you cant have a small dick bitches hate that...

[Lott0Jay]

is what is a date?

[Lott0Jay]

i never been kissed before

[Lott0Jay]

im a virgin but going to die 1

[Lott0Jay]

im not a shy idc annymore

[Lott0Jay]

im skinny but still no 1 is appreciate  me.

[Lott0Jay]

yes im a virgin

[Lott0Jay]

yes im a ghost in rl

[Lott0Jay]

i'm 20 year old virgin

[Lott0Jay]

yes i'm a virgin

[Lott0Jay]

bitches into niggas on death role.smh

[Lott0Jay]

i want sex 2

[Lott0Jay]

yes i'm a virgin

[Lott0Jay]

im 18

[Lott0Jay]

yes im going to die a virgin

[Lott0Jay]

im a virgin to.

[poweroftheatom]

this is full of lolz

[DrowsyPoetCoffee]

Not sure if you're really interested in knowing why women aren't interested, but here goes...you come off as abrasive and hostile. I know you are trying to be funny, but you come across as posturing--women are sensitive to whether or not men are genuine and whether or not they are self-interested or the kind of person who will protect them. Unconsciously, I think you hate women and want to hurt them/ push them away. You are not exactly hiding that. It is pretty obvious to everyone except you.

[glitch509]

@DrowsyPoetCoffee

I think women are too pretentious when it comes to sucking a dick to be honest. "You're too abrasive, bla bla bla", fuck you.

[RustArtRed]

@glitch509 You NOT FAT ! Mature. I am 36, Single, I LOVE IT ! You are above Woman ! You will Date, Worry about YOU First ! Peace

[RustArtRed]

@glitch509 REMEMBER, A FEMALES SHIT SMELLS TOO !

[nkelly1432]

You're funny as hell dude, I hope you got laid, cuz I sure haven't yet, hope you got enough pussy for the both of us

[WesleyPipes2838]

Women don't want you because you're lame & corny plus you're grabbin your man boobs on the hill in the middle of a park

[callofdutyWAWmodder]

Makes me wonder what people down the street thought about a guy grabbing his tits on camera on a hill of a park...

[jambrandon531]

IM 22 AND IM A VIRGIN CAUSE IM A WACK ASS DUDE

[carguy05vids]

@CodeManFromTheFuture I LOVE

[carguy05vids]

@CodeManFromTheFuture Did you really just say that? He doesnt need to improve anything about his self you fucking moron... if he is happy with himself and doesnt have any health problems because of his weight he should stay the way he is!!!! im tired of people like you saying they "NEED" to improve there self... who the fuck says he has to its HIS choice to do so or not.

[carguy05vids]

You should really become a comdedian i would pay good money to come see you up on stage.. im serious about that to not kidding.. and about the virgin part maybe your looking for girls in the wrong places.. maybe try a different area or online like match.com i know it sounds lame but you never no.. and belive meyour fine dude there IS someone out there for you!.. at least you can speak.. i go mute when im around anyone..

[PachydermSouthbound]

Im 22 and girls hate me so ive pretty much given up

[Yggdrasill4]

The act of sex is overated, can't have real sex without the emotional attachment, but if you want to go beyond that, their are drugs that are designed to selectively target chemicals in the brain that would keep you in ecstacy for a while, many magnitudes more potent than an orgasm. It only cost money, a bit of your soul, and memory/cognition, wait, I am still talking about girls here.

[boredfuckwit]

im a man and want to fuck him

[saifdragoon]

LOL dude ur fkn awsome!!!!!!!!

[kate6990]

come on dude you dont gonna die virgen you kinda cute!!

[kevinprocel]

hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llll waht the fuck

[TheXavierConspiracy]

I know that feel man. I'm 77 and never even kissed a girl.

[martinmrhappy]

Lol

[martinmrhappy]

Like u but white.

[martinmrhappy]

Help................... Me?

[togair9]

YO YOU SHOULD TRY AND BE A STANDUP COMEDIAN LOL

[elliethelephant2]

if u get REALLY desperate... just pay someone

[rodiapower]

haha i believe the same for myself!

[TheZoneSky]

:D



[hoppimike]

lol ^^

[alaskanthizzlam]

shut up you fuckin bitch ass fat fuck, nasty titty gay ass cum queen just go rape some nigga like i do every weekend

[pOetiQrOsesPublish]

i'm 27 and only had sex 5 times and never had unprotected sex, would i be considered a virgin

[90talisten]

@pOetiQrOsesPublish

Yes

[BostonSportsGuy567]

"YO YO YO NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA FUCK SHIT YEEEEAAAAAAA!"

Yep, that's it

[RottenFilth666]

I'm 17 and never been kissed even! :( I'm just a lost cause. there's many reasons why I've never been kissed and I'm a virgin. I think the main one is me being so closed off and guarded =\ it's getting to the point where I'll just lie and say I'm not a virgin

[Bettlejack]

Hey I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin, and I don't even give a care anymore.

[GamingTvx1]

This is hilarious

[Cavin21]

You are funny bro.. I'm sure there are some girls out there that would love to listen to you.. you could make them laugh

[PachydermSouthbound]

Who gives a fuck

[msms47]

3 years later ! i wonder if he still virgin lol 

[IVANFRASS100]

this dude seem to have a;lot of guts doe he mite feelhurt

[MichaelKing]

Women these days are shit. It's not you, it's them.

[nextlevel2burittos]

your a 25 year old virgin, so what! when i masterbate i broke a wrist i hump my pillow so much it squrms on the floor my socks are so stiff it sounds like i put rocks in the washing machien, my peinus iches from all the lotion and shampoo i use. guess what i'm 27 ur 25 do you climax when you shake a girls hand? i do! ur funny tho more videos please

[GunJack3100]

i understand you dude...

[MrBleedingFingers]

try getting rich! bitches love money!

[warriorogod]

Your tits arent that big Ive seen bigger and nastier.

[FISHGOMOO4321]

Wanna get girls? Change your fucking pussy ass attitude. Man the fuck, be assertive, lose that fucking weight and start being a confident mother fucker. I'm not telling you to be an arsehole, I'm not telling you to bully people. I'm telling you to believe in yourself and others will believe in you. So what you've been rejected a few times, FUCK THEM. They mean nothing to you now, so move the fuck on and find someone new.

Get yourself in check first before finding someone.

[Baconlovaa]

This was really funny!

Someone lay him down!

[elliethelephant2]

ur so funny! it seems like u would win girls over with ur personality alone.

[DookiieeTV]

lol dude, ur hallarious. u should be a comedian! XD

[4lifeilovejohncena]

this is funny i am not one but when i was i was always in a bad mood but now when ever i am in a bad mood i just thank about it i did not have to get her drunk i saw it all just wait dude because when it your first time you fell like you won the super bowle fells like you performed at msg to cut this conversaiton short its AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE



[shivermatimbers]

lol im a girl and im not a virgin or anything but your

so funny i actually laughed out loud.esp the phone call part.

ahahaah <3

[jsterrapin]

I just saw when this video was uploaded.

hopefully he got laid by now.

[jsterrapin]

calm down dude. I get what you're angry about. I've been friend-zoned many times. It sucks. It really does. BUT getting super bitter about it is going to get you absolutely nowhere, in fact it will only make you pull yourself farther away from what you want.

I have to assume you're somewhere between 18 and 21. Trust me man, it will get easier. There are plenty of women out there that don't give a fuck about weight or how "black" you act.

[dancecrazed2011]

lmao!

[Malaysiashuffler805]

I got laid when i was 14

[IHABC8]

I found a liar!

[TheAngryVirgin]

I'm a fat no-life who plays video games all day. If I can get laid, you can.

[naguleader]

"dropping you to comment levy number let's get it done some autistic awaiting for your ass"

What YouTube's transcribe audio thing thinks the last sentence in this video is. lol

[BEEFCAKE923]

check out the plsyersupreme show bro

[Balata34]

Wow how could a girl turn down the negative attitude of this guy. You have to love yourself before you can be loved.

[iesousorduno]

the unlaidable, psycho nerd from hell strikes again!!!!!

[dom718293]

Oh fuuuck, look at all the numbers i'm scrolling down your youtube comments list.

[calitvscreen]

Dude thats what i thought too that i would never do it, but i did, just think about it this way, since you have not done it yet, when you do, you are going to have the time of your life so just keep on looking up to when that day comes bro, dont sweat it!!

[Popsfresh]

Queen and Main. 10:30. Look for Trina.

[smirkkiss]

LMAO!!! I would flock that shit. I'm a virgin too.

[KIMKATE84]

LMAOOOOOOO!!!! I SWEAR YOUR HILARIOUS!!!.. I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOME SERIOUS SHIT...BUT I WAS PLEASANTLY SUPRISED..YOU HAD ME BAWLED OVER MY LAPTOP!LOOOOOOOOL

[Bolero5097]

It's because your penis is small....

[Prox1015]

dude just pay a slut n ull be fine

[tobysoter]

At least you got the humor thing down pack. Women dig guys with a good sense of humor.

[HolyGlucose]

Exercise..

[thisgame2]

this dudes going to start banging in his mid thirties when womens assets are depreciated enough. yo seem cool bro, itll be ok, this is hilarious

[marsspoon]

HAHA!!! DUDE!!! YOU ARE SUPER COOL!!! )))

[DThottie]

What are you, crazy?

[aaroncarterlovor]

yes, its beacuse your fat.

yes, girls like bad asses.

Yep, contacts are great! try them.

Your pretty pushy as it seems.

With you saying "world of Warcraft boobies" i assume your a nerd.

yep, the gym sounds fun.

why does no one call you? ..... because all you want is sex.

Hehe but this is coming from "a skinny white woman" who is a SIZE 5....BIATCH..

[glitch509]

@aaroncarterlovor

That wasn't very nice of you, but expected.

on topic: Look man, just go to gym and get lean, stop being nice to everybody (especially women. Very few deserve it since most of them are useless whores). Keep the glasses, no harm in that, trust me. Play less video games, and go out more just for fun.

[dvrman2323]

2:10 OMG dude i know ur angry but don't rape the camera lol

[Auditore26]

yea tell em mayun !!!!!!

[justified1975]

ill have sex with you jk no homo

[febuary09]

YO YO YO! Nigga, Nigga, Nigga! Nigga Fuck Shit! LMAO

[kimkayy123]

get rid of your glass's n have ur tash n i'll have abit of u ;)

[gu81singh]

I lost my virginaty to my hand =)

[zilbra1]

well you are fat,no one likes man boobs to be honest.

[TheWaynelds]

You meant to say "shut your GOSHDAMN mouth"

[ShadyMunsterr]

well if ur sizes add up to your number.... can i have your sizes? (:

[norge696]

wow, true talk right here <3 XD

[CrazedStunts]

7:10 Bitch Slap!!!

[4664yipyen]

vomit

[zevex747]

this guy is awesome lol!

[coolxhot1]

Omg I could not stop laughing!! And I think your so cute here's my number 780 598 0235 ok call me please:)!!

[kamphychair]

This guy is great

[bosticularcancer]

Love it Greg! Doesn't get old!

[OLi505OLi]

haha wtf?

[ChrissyArielle]

omg....i could not stop laughing...call mee...we'll knock it out!!! hehehehehehehe!!

[jessieeblud123]

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING LEDGEND

[VBallLuvrs1995]

Omggg ur unbelieveably funny!(:

[Celso8205]

This guy speaks the thruth, but stil, it takes some courage to make a video like this. Great job.

[tsunamyboy69]

Maybe because of the mustache...

I would love touch those tits at night.

[PepsiGuidesRS]

Seriously u own

[Moderm101]

How have you not been laid? You're hilarious xD

[CeliaMarieX]

well i think you're cuteee :) x

[TheEmperorhirohito]

Don't worry old chap, im going to die a virgin as well :)

[xJaysrox]

yup its because of those things... you missed a couple though...

[MissSandwichCuBranza]

Dude , no guy is a virgin as long as he has his right hand...

[hammatiime]

@MissSandwichCuBranza or a left..but i use right for force cuase i'm righty :)

[MissSandwichCuBranza]

@hammatiime ... Lol :D

[mottopower4250]

@MissSandwichCuBranza real talk

[IHABC8]

Unless he's a southpaw.

[McoFFeeM]

you're hilarious man !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[AmanJohnK]

i love you