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  • Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

  • no thats wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! chuck isnt hurt wen he is racked!

  • I tried to make Chuck Norris is Oblivion but it didn't work

  • #WTF

  • the song at the end is Junior Senior - Move your feet

  • whats the name of the song at the end

  • he....hehe .....heheheheheheheheheehehehe­hehehehhehehehehe OUCH! :D

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  • hax

  • Wow Gay

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  • @Psyraq You're a fag

  • yh!

  • if you use chuck norris in oblivion you don't have to read books you just stare them down and get the information out of them.

  • Lmfao Made me laugh, hand stand on his feet.. rofl XD

  • chuck norris can do a hand stand on his feet

  • Just like Chuck Norris on crack!

  • Chuck norris doesn't need to play oblivion to finish it. His fist finishes anything he wants to be finished.

  • some say that chuck can slam a revolving door and he does not move at the speed of light but light moves at the speed of chuck

  • Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn.....he stares at it and dares it to grow

  • nothing can defeat the great coke :D

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  • Kids sleep in a T-shirt of Superman.. Superman sleeps in a T-shirt of Chuck Norris...

  • lol

  • haha XD

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  • this is a lie! if a coke bottle ever even tried to hit chuck norris in the balls it would blow up before it evn got close to him

  • or on his balls of steal :)

  • wtf?...

  • HHHAAAAAAHA

  • actually Jesus Cold Walk On Water, but Chuck Norris could Swim Through Land!

  • whats that music at the end?

  • LOL

  • better a cokebottle than a hammer

  • Jesus Christ could walk on water.

    Chuck Norris can swim through land.

  • LMAO

  • 5. Reflect on how much of a faggot you are that you cannot hold a valuable opinion

  • lol

  • he should be glad it wasn't a cheese grater he was sacked with

  • mother of all whore fuck

  • what the fuck was that?1

  • YOU SUCK!

  • whats that name of the song

    at the end

  • Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

  • Chuck Norris once ordered a whopper with barbed wire and broken glass, insisting it was "his way".

  • then why your watching it ? let me guess no friends?

  • why do you talk about yourself on someone elses video somebloke?

  • chuck norris is sueing tv show law and order cos thats what he calls his left and right legs!

  • Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

  • When chuck norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

  • hehehe hehehe heheheheheh hehehehehehehehehehehehehe ow

  • HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH­EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. I dunno why, but it made me lol.

  • Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he never cries.....

  • EVER

  • lol this was so freaking funny

    saw the coke coming though.

    way random :D

  • Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

  • Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehe

  • The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way...ONCE.

  • lol!

  • chuck norris doesn't have any pubic hair because hair doesn't grow on steel

  • @sambartz then why does he have a beard?

  • @MagicalMitchMan111

    Because he is Chuck Norris and he can fore the steel to grow hair!

  • @MagicalMitchMan111 Chuck Norris makes his own rules, that's fucking why

  • chuck norris can eat just 1 lays potato chip

  • When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet.  The water gets Chuck'd.

  • no bomb ever exploded in hiroshima, chuck norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

  • chuck norris can play russian roulet with a fully loaded gun and win

  • oh you are so evil

  • what would of really happened, was the coke bottle commited suicide and erupted into thousands of coke drops and force themselves into chuck's mouth

  • I want my 37 seconds back.

  • what song is that song at the end.

  • "Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior

  • HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE CHUCK NORRIS!

    Please send in a vid tutorial.

    I really wanna make him.

  • you dont make Chuck Norris..he makes you...

    but seriously send me one to i wanna be Chuck norris in oblivion to (already have Chuck Norris in fallout 3)

  • that is hilarious shat! I still think though that the best one would have to be ep 8 so far.

    Fuck!

    Genesis!

    Phil Collins broke another Genesis!

  • ummm ya, that was not as I exspected

  • what the fuck is this shit?

  • dude,you just got sacked by a lawn chair.hehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehe

  • hehehehehehehehehehehe aua

  • this is dumb

  • It was pretty good

  • hehe

  • dude that is fucking awsome lol

  • lolz.

  • you guys with a -6 and -4 and five dont ounder stand thing before you see the real serie

  • youtube is coool

  • what does he says???

  • He rule but you suck.

  • i loved that. priceless.

  • rofl

    ehehehehehhehehe -0w

  • wow, it really worksXD, noob

  • what was the song in the ending

  • move your feet by junior senior, great song!

  • sucks to be you

  • Owned.

  • hahah you dont got a penis!!

  • ROFL i dont believe that but in case it is true.... OWNED!!!

  • Man did all youtuber commenters suddenly take an overdose of their daily stupidity ?

  • you could have made this so much funnier its a good concept but the rest is retard shit

  • ehehehhehehehheheheheheheheheh­ehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe­ehheehehhe lol this looks funny

  • lol

  • That was stupid.

  • No, your just stupid.

  • You mean you're. How ironic. Anyways, nice retort. That must have taken a lot of brainpower.

  • Excuses, excuses.

  • "Anyways", whoever heard of a fucking grammar nazi use that kind of common language?

    Ah, fuck it, Im just trying to find something to make you look stupid, but I suppose the world doesnt need much more...

  • Putting all the fighting aside ( I can't believe I stumped down to YouTube conficts), did you really find this video funny at all? I know "to each his own", but I thought people left this kind of humor by the age of 13.

  • XD hahahah!

  • funny as hell!

  • thx i lolol " the chuck" especially in oblivion ive seen all the episodes i wish a 9 would come out

  • Its just a teaser, the serie is actually pretty good.

  • lame

  • Dude that was stupid

  • That shit waz awexsum

  • lame

  • lame

  • faggot you're lame

  • Chuck might be fed up of teaser's.you won't be happy if he make an animation video of.

  • chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of him.

  • Watch the oblivion chuck norris videos.

  • Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, but Chuck Norris got it back.

  • chuck norris made giraffes by uppercutting horses

  • good 1! The boogieman always checks his closet for chuck norris!

  • ROFL! Its Finally out!

  • looks like this one will fall into Oblivion, literary...

  • this is gay man two things u need two learn to make succesful videos 1. over 4 minutes

    2. make it actually funny

    and 3. three words: RANDOM STORY LINE

  • Might wanna actually watch the series before implementing your VAST knowledge on the TEASER of one of it's episodes.

  • 1. this is a teaser 2. moron

  • lol chuck norris got hit by a coke zero bottle

  • it was *cough cough* impresive

  • Lol nice

  • whats the song called at the end?

  • junior senior - Everybody

  • I've never been a fan of using speech engines for dialogue. They very much take away from the value of what's being said when there's no emotion to it.

    Seriously, what's keeping you from buying a $10 microphone at Wal-mart and just recording your own voices? It would make this far more interesting to watch

  • because not everyone is amazing at voice acting, plus with this it adds comedy

  • its supposed to sound retarded. Its part of the story line.

  • Cuz if there's anything worse than bad voices, it's inconsistency. Besides one cannot simply break a complex curse placed by an ancient dark...guy simply by buying a $10 mic. Sheesh!

  • I can't wait for this episode, maybe they will go to Oblivion city! funny as hell 5/5!

  • watch my cartoon waaay better

  • jajajaja

  • Boring. *Yawn*

  • i love this series

  • Idiot.

  • the actualy episode is friggin funny..

  • =_= wow,,,,,