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I find that offensive. I was savagely mauled by a bull dog at the age of three and now i can never attain the sexual maturity of adulthood, rendering my body to appear as a 13 year old girl.
Putting all the fighting aside ( I can't believe I stumped down to YouTube conficts), did you really find this video funny at all? I know "to each his own", but I thought people left this kind of humor by the age of 13.
I've never been a fan of using speech engines for dialogue. They very much take away from the value of what's being said when there's no emotion to it.
Seriously, what's keeping you from buying a $10 microphone at Wal-mart and just recording your own voices? It would make this far more interesting to watch
Cuz if there's anything worse than bad voices, it's inconsistency. Besides one cannot simply break a complex curse placed by an ancient dark...guy simply by buying a $10 mic. Sheesh!
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KuwetQa 1 year ago
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miniboris1 1 year ago
no thats wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! chuck isnt hurt wen he is racked!
didoboby 1 year ago
I tried to make Chuck Norris is Oblivion but it didn't work
muggtonp 1 year ago
#WTF
0adireita 1 year ago
the song at the end is Junior Senior - Move your feet
leprechaun189 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at the end
Ironandtheshizzelz 1 year ago
he....hehe .....heheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehhehehehehe OUCH! :D
ConstructionOfMasses 2 years ago
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ConstructionOfMasses 2 years ago
hax
Riot6206 2 years ago
Wow Gay
starwarzfreak1234 2 years ago
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OK8888 2 years ago
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Chuck norris is a fag.
Psyraq 2 years ago
@Psyraq You're a fag
Game4Glory 2 years ago 2
yh!
i1120008 2 years ago
if you use chuck norris in oblivion you don't have to read books you just stare them down and get the information out of them.
ZeroKoolXX 2 years ago
Lmfao Made me laugh, hand stand on his feet.. rofl XD
blazin0190 2 years ago
chuck norris can do a hand stand on his feet
DALIGER 2 years ago
Just like Chuck Norris on crack!
Karlslasher80 2 years ago
Chuck norris doesn't need to play oblivion to finish it. His fist finishes anything he wants to be finished.
31rS3RP3N7 2 years ago 5
some say that chuck can slam a revolving door and he does not move at the speed of light but light moves at the speed of chuck
icydrag 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn.....he stares at it and dares it to grow
Heezy2090 2 years ago 3
nothing can defeat the great coke :D
deathchamber123 2 years ago 3
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chuck norris build house where he born :D
URBANSKILL51 2 years ago
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Check Norris lost his virginity earlier than his father...XD
macskap 2 years ago
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macskap 2 years ago
Kids sleep in a T-shirt of Superman.. Superman sleeps in a T-shirt of Chuck Norris...
macskap 2 years ago 5
lol
Colin2229 2 years ago
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bruce lee killed chuck norris in the way of the dragon (which proves he is stronger, but chuck norris is still cooler.)"
darkdylaner 2 years ago
haha XD
sublenteo 2 years ago
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ryeable 2 years ago
this is a lie! if a coke bottle ever even tried to hit chuck norris in the balls it would blow up before it evn got close to him
rockwizclown 2 years ago 10
or on his balls of steal :)
codyisk1ng 2 years ago
wtf?...
luketenant13 2 years ago
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8Grams0fat 2 years ago
HHHAAAAAAHA
TheHenryMccarty 2 years ago
actually Jesus Cold Walk On Water, but Chuck Norris could Swim Through Land!
NWEOwner 2 years ago 2
whats that music at the end?
MegaManStarForceFan 2 years ago
LOL
Freedomex123 2 years ago
better a cokebottle than a hammer
razrslash 2 years ago
Jesus Christ could walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chronos1Almighty 2 years ago 3
LMAO
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bobbelmouth 2 years ago
5. Reflect on how much of a faggot you are that you cannot hold a valuable opinion
CoherentCarpet 2 years ago 3
lol
Czaroosik 2 years ago
he should be glad it wasn't a cheese grater he was sacked with
swedishhitman 2 years ago 3
mother of all whore fuck
DarthJimius 2 years ago
what the fuck was that?1
humnidman2 2 years ago
YOU SUCK!
Mexaman93 2 years ago
whats that name of the song
at the end
SinistraBoy 2 years ago
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
natheng 2 years ago
Chuck Norris once ordered a whopper with barbed wire and broken glass, insisting it was "his way".
Ttran778 2 years ago
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SomeBlokeLol 2 years ago
then why your watching it ? let me guess no friends?
mast0rrrchief 2 years ago
why do you talk about yourself on someone elses video somebloke?
MehrunesBloodFlame 2 years ago
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Why are you such a dumbass?
SomeBlokeLol 2 years ago
chuck norris is sueing tv show law and order cos thats what he calls his left and right legs!
duncanblitz 2 years ago 3
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
S1lverspike 2 years ago 5
When chuck norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Thumper17 2 years ago
hehehe hehehe heheheheheh hehehehehehehehehehehehehe ow
gatewaycart 2 years ago
HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. I dunno why, but it made me lol.
Zeanu 2 years ago
Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he never cries.....
AofD115 2 years ago
EVER
gangstajake88 2 years ago
lol this was so freaking funny
saw the coke coming though.
way random :D
HeartBreaker9312 2 years ago
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
turbo2azfe 2 years ago 2
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
tommie314101 2 years ago 4
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way...ONCE.
stinghopper 2 years ago 2
lol!
orest1s94 2 years ago
chuck norris doesn't have any pubic hair because hair doesn't grow on steel
sambartz 2 years ago 14
@sambartz then why does he have a beard?
MagicalMitchMan111 1 year ago
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Because he is Chuck Norris and he can fore the steel to grow hair!
rabies79 1 year ago
@MagicalMitchMan111 Chuck Norris makes his own rules, that's fucking why
sambartz 1 year ago
chuck norris can eat just 1 lays potato chip
philthebeast0 2 years ago 2
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck'd.
cameltoejoe69 2 years ago
no bomb ever exploded in hiroshima, chuck norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
ruinedstrobe 2 years ago
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Chuck Norris is a pussy I hate that cock ass faced pussy!
Eric9511 3 years ago
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Cheesgravy89 3 years ago 2
chuck norris can play russian roulet with a fully loaded gun and win
snowman7k 2 years ago 4
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chuck norris is an old christian faggot... so overrated
underyourbed666 3 years ago
oh you are so evil
Trendyrapslut 2 years ago
what would of really happened, was the coke bottle commited suicide and erupted into thousands of coke drops and force themselves into chuck's mouth
TheSecondR 3 years ago
I want my 37 seconds back.
Sintwar 3 years ago
what song is that song at the end.
pyrocytastic 3 years ago
"Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior
boredkid07 3 years ago
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this is stupid
Rhams3y 3 years ago
HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE CHUCK NORRIS!
Please send in a vid tutorial.
I really wanna make him.
thebuttwithin 3 years ago
you dont make Chuck Norris..he makes you...
but seriously send me one to i wanna be Chuck norris in oblivion to (already have Chuck Norris in fallout 3)
xaldon555666 2 years ago
that is hilarious shat! I still think though that the best one would have to be ep 8 so far.
Fuck!
Genesis!
Phil Collins broke another Genesis!
samuraiofsamuraiedo 3 years ago
ummm ya, that was not as I exspected
Bking055 3 years ago
what the fuck is this shit?
Adamska16 3 years ago
dude,you just got sacked by a lawn chair.hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
zooyorksk8er321 3 years ago
hehehehehehehehehehehe aua
Guersel 3 years ago
this is dumb
helmsplitter0233 3 years ago
It was pretty good
Tye2die 3 years ago
hehe
giodoh 3 years ago
dude that is fucking awsome lol
KILLERCLOWN2219 3 years ago 4
lolz.
Kilikagirl 3 years ago 4
you guys with a -6 and -4 and five dont ounder stand thing before you see the real serie
imTheMrBEAN 3 years ago
youtube is coool
danttwaterfall 3 years ago 5
what does he says???
Nakles3Candor 3 years ago
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Wtf?
ilookforaliens1 3 years ago
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wtf was that? 37 waste of time. AND i didn't understand a word he said
babis8142 3 years ago
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wtf
thewackyweirdo 3 years ago
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OWNED!!!LOL
mousekat96 3 years ago
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Not your best vid.....
im gonna give you 4 stars cause machinima rocks.
madogmgd 3 years ago
He rule but you suck.
Mesina2 3 years ago 2
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Beastialman 3 years ago
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Mesina2 3 years ago
i loved that. priceless.
kittenpi3 3 years ago 5
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ROTFL
zavey45 3 years ago
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whts the end of tht song
Sykorapht 3 years ago
rofl
ehehehehehhehehe -0w
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sim0n34 3 years ago
wow, it really worksXD, noob
tenn1srocs 3 years ago
what was the song in the ending
Noobinator101 3 years ago
move your feet by junior senior, great song!
AndrewBran 3 years ago
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I find that offensive. I was savagely mauled by a bull dog at the age of three and now i can never attain the sexual maturity of adulthood, rendering my body to appear as a 13 year old girl.
spasman 3 years ago
sucks to be you
fo219 3 years ago 7
Owned.
grawrold 3 years ago 6
hahah you dont got a penis!!
k3vinpwns 3 years ago 5
ROFL i dont believe that but in case it is true.... OWNED!!!
venvarin199 3 years ago 6
Man did all youtuber commenters suddenly take an overdose of their daily stupidity ?
redswirl 3 years ago 4
you could have made this so much funnier its a good concept but the rest is retard shit
assnut33 3 years ago 4
ehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheehheehehhe lol this looks funny
zezima80 3 years ago
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lol awesome
7MangoMan7 3 years ago
lol
myfaceisburnt 3 years ago
That was stupid.
grawrold 3 years ago
No, your just stupid.
MasterOfRampage 3 years ago
You mean you're. How ironic. Anyways, nice retort. That must have taken a lot of brainpower.
grawrold 3 years ago
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I just wrote that fast, get it dumb noob?
MasterOfRampage 3 years ago
Excuses, excuses.
grawrold 3 years ago
"Anyways", whoever heard of a fucking grammar nazi use that kind of common language?
Ah, fuck it, Im just trying to find something to make you look stupid, but I suppose the world doesnt need much more...
spasman 3 years ago
Putting all the fighting aside ( I can't believe I stumped down to YouTube conficts), did you really find this video funny at all? I know "to each his own", but I thought people left this kind of humor by the age of 13.
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circle2491 3 years ago
XD hahahah!
meerkatman22 3 years ago
funny as hell!
idied2 3 years ago
thx i lolol " the chuck" especially in oblivion ive seen all the episodes i wish a 9 would come out
wiitard233 3 years ago
Its just a teaser, the serie is actually pretty good.
Voask 3 years ago
lame
o0oMaGeFtWo0o 3 years ago
Dude that was stupid
DigiNig 3 years ago 2
That shit waz awexsum
TehDauvs 3 years ago
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Xerangelo 3 years ago
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Swatrecon 3 years ago
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AkinaGod 3 years ago
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lame
iFelipee 3 years ago
lame
GRAVlTATlONAL 3 years ago
lame
iFelipee 3 years ago
faggot you're lame
1130210 3 years ago
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faggot you're lame
1130210 3 years ago
Chuck might be fed up of teaser's.you won't be happy if he make an animation video of.
evilass03 3 years ago
chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of him.
theshizz432 3 years ago 3
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Why did you use microsoft sam?
MarcusIsI 3 years ago
Watch the oblivion chuck norris videos.
H4134 3 years ago
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, but Chuck Norris got it back.
PWAR8224 3 years ago 8
chuck norris made giraffes by uppercutting horses
NinjaWasp 3 years ago 8
good 1! The boogieman always checks his closet for chuck norris!
skrellman 3 years ago 2
ROFL! Its Finally out!
MrMcGwn 3 years ago
looks like this one will fall into Oblivion, literary...
nanaramui 3 years ago
this is gay man two things u need two learn to make succesful videos 1. over 4 minutes
2. make it actually funny
and 3. three words: RANDOM STORY LINE
twistedenjoyment 3 years ago
Might wanna actually watch the series before implementing your VAST knowledge on the TEASER of one of it's episodes.
Kaiem 3 years ago 4
1. this is a teaser 2. moron
Wolfie4693 3 years ago 4
lol chuck norris got hit by a coke zero bottle
FredThaSlayer 3 years ago
it was *cough cough* impresive
MiUsernameIsLukas 3 years ago 2
Lol nice
Theblazeking12345 3 years ago
whats the song called at the end?
rb7brady 3 years ago
junior senior - Everybody
asdemen 3 years ago
I've never been a fan of using speech engines for dialogue. They very much take away from the value of what's being said when there's no emotion to it.
Seriously, what's keeping you from buying a $10 microphone at Wal-mart and just recording your own voices? It would make this far more interesting to watch
RealmEntertainment 3 years ago
because not everyone is amazing at voice acting, plus with this it adds comedy
LordLayAlotTK 3 years ago
its supposed to sound retarded. Its part of the story line.
ceaser341 3 years ago
Cuz if there's anything worse than bad voices, it's inconsistency. Besides one cannot simply break a complex curse placed by an ancient dark...guy simply by buying a $10 mic. Sheesh!
Kaiem 3 years ago
I can't wait for this episode, maybe they will go to Oblivion city! funny as hell 5/5!
Rameiz 3 years ago
watch my cartoon waaay better
DJGfilmproductions 3 years ago
jajajaja
sunnriise 3 years ago
Boring. *Yawn*
ExSoldierSith 3 years ago
i love this series
Ev1Lxombie 3 years ago
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not funny at all
Astronomicle 3 years ago
Idiot.
Mesina2 3 years ago
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a disgrace to chuck himself
jpapca 3 years ago
the actualy episode is friggin funny..
Daniel569 3 years ago 2
=_= wow,,,,,
cody88948894 3 years ago