Implausible People: John "Jack" Churchill

[fackhomser]

Fighting Jack was awesome. You're ridiculous.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@fackhomser Each to their strengths.

[fackhomser]

@HandfulOfMinutes Hehe but your funny :P

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@fackhomser Thanks! I hope you check out some of my other reviews, I've got plenty and they're all on pretty diverse topics...

[VersusARCH]

They should make a movie about his life, starring Ian McKellan.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@VersusARCH Or maybe a young Michael Cain, somehow...

[modmoradi]

@VersusARCH Actually, I think Daniel Craig would be a perfect choice to play Jack Churchill..!

[SuicidalChocolateSK]

Once im in the army ima see if i can bring a sword...

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@SuicidalChocolateSK PROTIP: Start with a really big toothbig, then work you're way up.

[MrCalman12345]

i think he was scottish thats what i heard even though for the preety english name and did you know skirts where orignaly ment for men

[tdcpm27]

@MrCalman12345 He was English.

[starscreamer44]

That claymore joke made me laugh, don't worry.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@starscreamer44 *Phew*

[Shadowfang3000]

Chuck Norris tried to compete with Mad Jack once... Now Chuck is in a coma due to having a bow, sword and bagpipes shoved up his ass :D

[HandfulOfMinutes]

*Double Like*

[Shadowfang3000]

@HandfulOfMinutes *bows* You're too kind :D

[skittlesareyum48]

This fucking motherfucker. Holy fucking fuck fuck shit.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@skittlesareyum48 I'd say he was king of the dudes, if that title hadn't already gone to Evander Berry Wall...

[ElDrHouse2010]

He used a fucking Claymore. How badass! He can kick Rambo's ass.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@ElDrHouse2010 Seriously! Rambo had a bow and arrow plus some guns, but John Churchill had all that and his friggin' Claymore - plus I suspect his written language skills were also superior!

[TheAstonishingJosh]

"COMMANDO!!!!"

[peachyrandomness]

The endless laughing wasn't that funny at first, but around 2:20, I just started cracking up.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@peachyrandomness The water laughter definitely adds a special something...

[Spiffet]

You have a really spiffy name. I am jealous.

Also, awesome claymore joke is awesome.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Spiffet I agree! Hahahaaohgoditsstartedagainhah­ahahahohohoahhohoheheeee....

[yohnazo]

I for one sir agree.

haha...claymores...wait what?

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@yohnazo Agree with which part?

[yohnazo]

@HandfulOfMinutes

I shall be annoyingly mysterious and leave that for you to decide.

However I think he should get the real life anime character badge simply for using a meele weapon in a war involving mainly guns whilst looking down cannon barrels and not dying :)

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@yohnazo He's part of the way there, but I just feel he needed some extra oomph (like an anachronistic robo-arm) to push him over the line...

[cheesecake1monster]

2:47 - 2:48

is that another secret pun?

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@cheesecake1monster Haha, I suppose I did use the word "Cannon" again? I'm not sure I see the pun...perhaps it was a secret from MYSELF!?

[cheesecake1monster]

@HandfulOfMinutes you know i think it was a pun i my head but it wasnt? i do not know whats wrong with me :D

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@cheesecake1monster As a dedicated Handful fan, I declare that there can be NOTHING wrong with you.

[cheesecake1monster]

@HandfulOfMinutes woo! tell that to the people who give me pills :D

[cheesecake1monster]

did you say: CRRAAZZZYYYYYY

?

O.o

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@cheesecake1monster I might have!

[Sarsington]

haha. being a nutter was probably the best way to get through ww2

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Sarsington It certainly must have helped!

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Jewely2951 I does what I can, I does!

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@RobWillieJesse I've already sold a recording to American police departments to use for breaking up riots.

[ks4isu]

When you were lying on the floor talking to us, for some reason the late laid-back singer Perry Como came to mind...

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@ks4isu Haha, did he also not realize he was muffling the microphone sometimes?

[reckonermk1]

enjoyed 'Bloody things'

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@reckonermk1 That's rather vampiric of you.

[popwenttheweasel]

I think "Vesty LaRue" "Eglinton Stank" and "Please stop touching me" is a pretty cool body of nick names

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@popwenttheweasel Heh heh, maybe I was being too hard on myself.

[mrpostman909]

look up Wolfe+585!

it's good when your nickname is Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger­dorff, Sr.

i dunno about more british, i feel like even though his last name is incredibly german, his first names are pretty british? hm.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@mrpostman909 Haha! His credit card must have had to be an extra three inches in length just to fit that all on there...

[mrpostman909]

@HandfulOfMinutes oh geez! it'd be so badass!

he'd have a giant credit card, which would result in a giant wallet, for which he'd have to wear special giant-pocket pants.

he'd be a cool dude.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@mrpostman909 One can only hope!

[yourmumeatstimtams]

not Albee the racist dragon then?

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@yourmumeatstimtams Haha, thanks for getting me to google that.

[Loreki]

Oliver, I'm a fan but now that I have your entire name, middle names and all, I'm going to have to steal your identity. I just... don't think I have a choice any more.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Loreki I understand, you're back's against the wall.

[Sofyeah]

A sword. In WWII. I'm sorry, but that is entirely awesome.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Sofyeah This is absolutely something for which you should be sorry. HOW DARE YOU

PUNISHMENT: GO STARE AT THE GIANT CHEESE GRATER FOR THIRTY MINUTES

[Sofyeah]

@HandfulOfMinutes AWWW DANG IT. I'M SORRY MA'AM, BUT THE CHEESE GRATER?!

Ugh. Look at that ugly thing!

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

I read about this guy before, he's freaking awesome (Jack not Oliver - sorry).

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@DarkenedYeastExtract DANG IT

One day you'll be referring to me......

[theonlyadrienne]

@DYLZ93 Um, yeah. This is YouTube. If you don't like intelligent humour, maybe you should just stick to Shane Dawson?

[DYLZ93]

Your videos are soooo shit. To complex... talk about normal stuff!!

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Garneleaf Alfie, I admit defeat.

That's a hell of a sound, too.

[Garneleaf]

@HandfulOfMinutes AAAAAAAAAG. Apparently the mother liked alliteration.

[extrokurt]

oh dear. oh, oh dear. dear, oh dear. oh.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@extrokurt OH MY

[OwenOzone]

seemed to lack structure today :(

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@OwenOzone It's more the middle of a thing, I must admit....

[TheTCGman54]

last

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@TheTCGman54 I see what you did there!