How to be English

[Slytherinchick101]

ITS COOKIES!!

[Angellbase]

You asian no good accents!

[kennyg9898]

i love futbol!!!! which is soccer in Spanish. the lamest sport ever? I DON'T THINK SO!!! i love shakespeare, and Jane Austen do you guys like her??

[ThePurpleBoom]

BLOODY HELL!.... i learned that from ron. from harry potter lmao

[andreiabio16]

The traditional english tea at 5 p.m. was implemented by a Portuguese Queen!

[whatawookie5000]

Bullshit, it's soccer. And it the lamest sport ever.

[PKsLJ]

hehehe is American and i have a cuppa coffee :)

[Jennafu832]

I HATE the fact that what Americans call "cookies", the British call "biscuits." They're COOKIES!

Another thing... "God Save the Queen" doesn't hold a candle to "The Star-Spangled Banner." I, for one, like the melody of "God Save the Queen" because it is also known as "My Country 'Tis of Thee."

I'll give you credit for one thing, and one thing only: Harry Potter. Nothing in America can beat it... :)

[klaatin]

how to be a posh git

[mrchrisince]

lol maybe we where like that in the 18'00s

[Killedkennyagain]

Funny video, however, tea bags?! As an American I find that appalling. Loose leaf is so much better in flavor and quality. I drink about 3 pounds of the stuff a year, so trust me!

[stpetric]

Tea bags? TEA BAGS???

[Leviwosc]

Ladies you were simply magnificent!

[hotpink910]

i love all kinds of tea, hot tea, iced tea, sweet tea, tea is practically a religion in my house. i'm american btw.

[azpandaman]

You can blame the brits for how why Americans say Soccer. Brits were to first ones to call it soccer in the 1880's. Soccer is an abbreviation of the Association, as in Association football. I guess an american brought it back to america and it just stuck.

[t28377]

COOKIES dammit

[emmysponge]

COOKIES!!!!THEY R COOKIES!!!

[PrettyPolly65]

Do kids even wear pearls these days. Hope not. That was one craggy fad. And when I was younger my mom told me not to throw the teabag in the kettle, she'd snap at me.

[PrettyPolly65]

Do kids even wear pearls these days. Hope not. That was one craggy fad.

[MrTarantulaGR]

seems like a greek parody to me :P

[FiRsTClass101]

U can Make a nice of cup of tea but we make a mean ass Kool-Aid, iced tea, and sunny delight :) lol

[KushiePurpleFlame]

the last few bits were best, i was getting worried this was another very innacurate video made by clueless americans, and i actually came here to set things right, but the comment 'its not soccer its football' completely won me over.

[chimchar817]

I hate American tea though.. Every time I go visit my grandma in England I have to bring an entire suitcase of tea back lol!! PG tips! yea! lol

[iLuvJiffy]

FROM EVERY MOUNTAINSIDE LEEET FREEEDOM RIIIIIIINGGG

[JohnEdwardBiggs]

Technically it rains everyday in the United States depending on where you are.

[Scott97169]

I make Iced Tea!!! These girls would slap me silly but it's how we do it in America!

[heyxutube]

wow your pretty good in accents

[Samiesmiles9]

@heyxutube they are british

[JimmyDeLock]

lol, I thought tea was "steeped" not "brewed"...haha

[williamjeffersonreid]

Make Devon cream tea. It's much better than "let's have tea and biscuits."

[WiccanHighPriest0]

I liked your video cus you're one (or in this case two) of the few people who put 'English' instead of 'British'

[Theambasaman]

slow down i am taking notes

[Kestrelcloud]

the biscuits look like sugar cookies. yummmyyyyyy

[TheJweezy21]

continue making all these videos they are crazy :D

[nicoleewatts2288]

You know, I hear that song every day at work and I never knew the words! haha We have different words for that tune in America, so when I hear it, I automatically think of those words instead. By the way, they ARE cookies, and a "bonnet" of a car is actually a HOOD, and the "boot" is actually a TRUNK!

[DreadfulAngel666]

im american but my grandmothers british, and she always drinks her tea like that. she also says its rude to use ice cubes... >.<

[TheNuclearWatermelon]

god save the queen?!?

god save the citizens!

my grandmother is also capable of wearing a crown but that doesnt make her any better than anyone else

[TheNuclearWatermelon]

tea...

sophisticated society...

and super-spies in high speed car chased with aston martains and machine guns

[ArtyFartyman]

its not how to be English its British? most people who speak English are English

[KogaWolfify]

ok we dont talk like that i hate tea but this is SOO DAMN FUNNY XD

[bazyl177]

funny, funny, funny



[TheSplatClan]

lol you guys are so funny :D

[2Sumner4]

In Britain Tea = Hot Tea.

In northern America Tea = Iced Tea

In southern America Tea = Sweet Tea.

From Alabama With Love.

[Tierrabell96]

wtf those r cookies lol! AMERICAN SORRY!

[LuckyLuLu1125]

woo go england showin americans what were really like CRAZY!!! HEHE!! and we as posh as ummm i guess us were not posh haha!!! AT ALL!!

[llm649]

the term soccer is a british term not american anyway

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@llm649

no it's american we dont use the word soccer we use FOOTBALL ya no the 1 that makes sense its a ball ya kick around wiv ya foot so it should be called football like it is.

[williamjeffersonreid]

@llm649 soccer is short for association football, which is actually football as we call it. Must have been an American invention since we don't waste our time inventing terms like that.

[FayeB01]

Try to do cockney english style, and see what the americans make of that :P!

[stpetric]

A teabag? A TEABAG??? And you call yourselves English?

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@stpetric

yh english people use tea bags y wud u bother doin it the hard way wen its easier wiv a tea bag

[tragicXdownpour]

Land where our faaaathers died, land of the Piiiilgrims' pride, from eevery mooountainside, leeet freedom rinngggg

[CauseDreamsRspecial]

haha i love this

[tw3steds3lf]

lol tea bag haha

[steovyick]

guys typical english us

[nicolestrange]

Does anybody know the name of the song?

[dallasemmitwayne]

If soccer is football, then.... what's our football going to be called?

[missgracegallagher]

@dallasemmitwayne We call it "American Football" No-one plays it over here. We play Rugby =]

We don't have baseball either, we have Rounders or Cricket

[dallasemmitwayne]

@missgracegallagher Ahhh, I see.

[dallasemmitwayne]

@missgracegallagher Ahh, I see.

So, if our cookies are biscuits, what are our biscuits? (I think I spelled that right....)

[missgracegallagher]

@dallasemmitwayne

We don't really have what you call biscuits over here. The closest are scones (depending on where you live in britain this is pronounced to rhyme with gone or bone) but they are slightly different.

[dallasemmitwayne]

@missgracegallagher Interesting. So do you have different names for everything?

[JoshMufc101]

@dallasemmitwayne

no the majority of things are called the same, also hardly anybody eats scones.

[Crazycrew17]

LOL!!

[camillerocks911]

Wait. Is that seriously the tune to "God Save the Queen"? ... I.. feel like I've been living a lie my whole life...they told us the proper song to that tune was "My Country 'Tis of Thee"

[420fej]

NOOOO! It's SOCCER! Not "football"

and they're called COOKIES dammit!!!

[MaryLouMcCann]

@420fej We invented football dumbass, I think we know what our game is called.

[electricumbrella1]

YES! It's FOOTBALL, dammit! Not "soccer"!

[soccershortec]

SOUNDING I MEANT BUT STILL! ITS TRUE!

[MrDumbledoresArmy]

ur twats im english and i dont speak like that.

[Christine29LuvMe]

@MrDumbledoresArmy

haha :0)...twats

Sorry...I'm not from England. lol

[harrypotter1O]

@MrDumbledoresArmy stfu theyre english too! they are doing a pisstake!

[Flizzankie]

@MrDumbledoresArmy - They're taking the piss. Calm down.

[WhiningMammet]

they even say that thats not how english people talk in the video. listeb before speaking yeah?

[weeegoesthemonkey]

Hahahaha. That line from the privelidged adverts made me laugh so hard xD.

"If you're really posh have your butler do it" XD

[harrypotter1O]

@weeegoesthemonkey yeah!

[mcmormon]

That was fantastic. I love all the "conversation" bits. Why haven't I seen this before?

[synchrolover123]

hahaha

[shasta102]

i cant stand hot tea

i have to have ice tea and in a glass or jug not a tea cup

[ThePanda2123]

I hate that i come from a country that calls football soccer. and a sport played most with your hands football--it makes absolutely no sense.

[iskeenameem]

yes the football thing has never made sense to me....as has the metric system... :|

[pak10ucnttrust]

wer u pissed up or somethin ??

[imstillalive0331]

your accent sucks! :D

[HeartJohnBarrowman]

its a pisstake

only english people can take the piss out of english accents. NO-ONE ELSE

[MrHeadingley]

Kettles don't boil. The water boils.

[Khoasecurse]

Lawl they have a fucking Shakespeare figurine. haha I wan't that!

[necronominate]

you're both beautiful*

[initword1]

WTF is this?that isn't english

[SPerrigo123]

THERE CALLED COOKIES NOT BISCKETS!!!

british people are so funny XD lol jk

[bigsunglassesrock]

yeah maybe too you.

[TrevorHobbs1]

haha the closest thing youll get to tea in america is probably Arizona green tea, it comes in a can :).

[Wizlyy]

Best regards from a french tea-lover ! =3

The little rectifications at the end were much needed for a lot of people i guess... But i do love tea brewed in a teapot and Shakespeare... I suppose i'm more of an english patriot than you are :p

[josepaul2000]

ima guy livin in uk, i watchd a couplea vids of urs, u guys r reli cool... 5* for evry vid

[scottish1337]

English cunts a weirdos

[grubitsch]

alright

A) fuck the queen

B)Its football where the fuck did we get soccer from

C)tea taste like shit

D)yall kick ass

much love from the US

[bigsunglassesrock]

hahahaha, but who even cares.

[dallasemmitwayne]

it was great....and i don't like Shakespeare either...... i'm from america.

[shinzante2]

Ahaha i like you girls,these videos are quite funny :D But...why do you have a shakespeare action figure at home?? lol Greetings from italy =P

[Hollygirl133]

lol great vid haha im american, and when you started talking about eating tea biscuts with your tea, I was like tea biscuts?! They look like cookies! lol But I guess thats an English thing :)

[Mudbloody267]

Your so right lol

[TheChelseacraze]

did you put milk in your tea???? that is so like weird. you put milk in coffee not tea... do you like iced tea? sometimes i like that, i don't much like hot tea, i've only had like a lime tea once or twice in my life, it was okay, kinda tasted like sprite.

[rolo12347]

lol if ur realy posh let ur butler do it

[brandeno15]

@rolo12347 whats posh is that brittish slang for english

[buyukrehber35]

love you girls! :)

[LillSenorita]

Jolly good filmmaking. I love the word "Jolly". And tea.

[KhailaaBaaabyyEmoX]

I love Tea! (:

But Sugar with it is Gross Lol.

Englishhh Whooop! (:

[elderwand2677]

Lol love the vid someone should make a how to be an American video, u know replace the tea with a frappocheno and the biscut with a cheese Burger and fries

[iFRENCHFRyy]

that would be HILARIOUS! haha. i'd love to see a video of that! :D

[abbiesaurusrex]

OMG! I love tea! I'm American, but tea is the shiz. Coffee is... okay. But tea ROCKS!!! Great! Now you guys made me want some tea!!! I'm going to go make some now!!! Bye! And hey! I LOVE Shakespeare! :P

<3 Abbie

[melbourneopera]

Why don't you tells us speak the ascest like English, thinks like english, and ethics like english.........LAME!!!

[glindyuppland123]

i like your anthem better then the canadian anthem

[laurenjoshh]

I thought I was the only one with a Shakespeare action figure.

[Alphabex8]

what song is playin in the background?

[trekclev]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zoybop]

lol i drink more tea than you and im american lol i drink like 6 glasses

[livrae888]

hahahahah i thought you said 45 mitues.

I was like jeepers!!

[abbiesaurusrex]

Me too! i was like "Who would brew tea for 45 minutes! Damn."

[BananaFish4227]

4 to 5 minutes, not 45 :p

[potterperfectgal2k8]

yesh i think we shud fight back and do a how to be american ... ooooo this i'l be fun

[0SamUK0]

(that comment was aimed at yaymattmickhooray, was meant to be a reply to him)

[yaymattmickhooray]

watched 7 seconds, realised it was another shity steriotype, turnd it off. fyi no1 in england acts even remotely like that.

[0SamUK0]

They are English...watch it from 3:14 onwards, they were joking.

[asherlOis]

they are english dumb ass, they were showing americans that not all english people speak like that, watch til the end

[sugarloopz]

@yaymattmickhooray they were doing a piss take of America and other countries that thing we speak posh!!!

It gets me so mad when people don't listen and still judge! If you dint watch the whole video you wont know that at the end they said 'people from England dont really talk like this' idiot!!

[lemonsorbet06]

I am absolutely delighted to see this didactic video:)

[bbbbbb222222]

here we add the tea bag directly to the cup

[reptilesRnice]

Or if you're really posh have your butler do it! XD that bit made me laugh!

[pal633]

haha nice.

(though i cant be bothered to use a tea pot)

xxxxx

[omgitsadorkazoid]

charming weather as if

99% of us spend out lives complaining about it lol

[xfantasyinyoureyes]

lawl, you guys are legend!

:D:D:D:

made me smile!

[ZoeandSarahvideos]

Lol that is sooooo funny :P x

[feebedel]

my country tis of thee sweet land of liberty!!!

[SureJaddo]

hmmm yeh all english sound liek that lol

cause we dont have chavs and people kiking the shit out of eachother on the street ... oh wait we do!

i have seen to many How To Be English videos now time to get own back and make How To Be American hmmmmm

well its gotta have fat people, idiots , McD, and rednecks YAY

[chimerakiller97]

my god..

you just sound like idiots

really

posh idiots

[CutieTiger1999]

this is not funny and charlieissocoollike is so much better then yours... cuz this offending!

[fizzywizzy2006]

if it wasn't so funny I would be offended

[xbeccaxweccax]

lol funny but not as gd as the prank calls 1 !

[farter05]

damn brit...

[ruthy5555]

you didn't dip the biscuits! they taste so nice when you do that.

[emmzyy94]

Funny stereo type, but all of us english really dont souind like that. lol..

[maddalicex]

emmzyy, ooo, really? I bet nobody knew that. Well, you sure have told the world now. Duh,

[maddalicex]

Really, emmyzyy? You learn something every day.

[she8u2st]

I love the background music!it cracks me up.

[Gresaaa]

lmfao

you almost sound german

[silvie1994]

Er.. yur drinking from..MUGS .. :P

[maddalicex]

wow, silvie, thanks for that. you are really intellegent, arn't you?

[irachbabe08]

...so are you two really English..because it sounds like a fake accent. Just saying....

[GodDamnPie]

English people dont sound like that.

Its a stereotypical accent.

[DoubleHeadedGuitar]

me and my friend walk round the playground backwards while talking in accents, sometimes weirder stuff and the accent we mostly do is weird English like that.

Also what is that song called?

[Ps3koolKid]

most people dont know that... ure dickheads and u dont even know ow to speak praper english

[HannaH1661]

well I think the dickhead here is you, it looks like you don't "ow" to spell "praper" english..and you obviously don't know how to take a joke..

[Mudbloody267]

plus,they are english

prick

[Nat12349]

:) YAY

Its Kinda Embarrassing The Other Day We Went To Watch Football And We Had To Sing The Anthem (like yoou do) But For Some Reason My Brother Started Singing The American One.Hes A Noob.ENGLAND ROCKS !!

[PhantomFear666]

what is that action figure you're holding?

[neina5]

Very Englishly from you. Liked it. =)

[Dorfnite]

Overacted :o

nice scenery though :)

[babiiceb]

We english people don't talk like that. I'm english ^_^

[asherlOis]

they are english as well, they were putting on a fake posh accent to show americans that we dont talk like that

[sugarloopz]

@babiiceb they are english too!!! they were doing a pisstake cuz of other countries that think we speak like that!

[Disneyprincesslara]

LOL i think that was really good at telling the americans about how to be english. But since i live in the states and i'm english i really don't know what to make of that but LOL

[lilmizevans]

Really bad fake accent.

[lilmizevans]

stupid.

[angelaskye13]

i like charlieissocoollike better . he is funnyer and cooler .

[SmashLPR]

'If your really posh, have ur butler do it' lol that adverts annoyin :-P anyway good video.

[JoStefanova]

damn americans , they call their rugby football and the football soccer!in bulgaria we also call football football.but cookie is a cute word though:P

[j0ames]

I LOLED at 'or if your really posh have your butler do it'

[PrincessMe1993]

hahahaha ohhh my goddd i love your videos! keep 'em coming girls :D

[Shemecaotsu]

I love England!! :D

[terrier2468]

I think I bit his nose off! Oh, poor Shakespeare! That made me laugh so hard though!

[RebelstarDawn]

*slams hand down on desk* This video completely sealed the deal! I don't care how many people beg me to stay or move to Japan, when I grow up, I am moving to London and that's final! GO ENGLAND!!! WOO!

[LucyCledenRadford]

Wow... i have never seen tea made like that before. I put the tea bag and sugar in the mug then the water which i boiled in the kettle then milk....How does it stay hot in the teapot??!!!... Chocolate is also lush dipped in tea. :D.. You HAVE to try it! :D Another great video X

[FreezeTheFlames]

haha awesome =] Yeah true to the football thing, i hate it when they call it soccer...

dramageek4life818 (3 weeks ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam maybe YOU dont like Shakespear.

Well obvoiusky YOU dont like shakespeare either, coz u spelt it wrong!

[dramageek4life818]

well, you spelled "spelled" wrong. "spelt" isnt a word.

[Alphabex8]

yes it is. its a type of wheat. you can make bread out of it...yikes.

[dramageek4life818]

even if it is a word, he/she didn't use it properly..

[myperfectpiece]

I'm from hertfordshire, you guys rock, way better than that guy! :)

[freedom8675]

They are way better! Pure bloods rock!

[MatiVG30]

the blond chick is nice