Becoming A Pornstar!

[AmberJamberElisabeth]

why is he just the hottest kid ive ever seen ?

[yoshiXlover124]

bahaha

"have u ever thought about makeing love to a duck?" damon i love u XDXD

[singergirl1513]

Favorite video on the internet. I am working on memorizing it. True story.

[SkrillexIsAmazing143]

Heyy Damon :3

So I know youre never gonna read this but I just wanted to say you are a huge inspiration to me because I really want to become a vegitarian and you actually were my motivation to be (:

[katoudupuis]

laughing my asss off at 3:25 <3

[doubtfuldonkey1]

omg i had to pause the video to take a drink so i wouldnt spit it on the screen

[XAVIER3P0]

Is he gay?! (No offense intended!)

[112lovergirl]

I'm a veagen

[TerasXertas]

Make love to a duck? The term "fuck a duck" comes to mind. XD

[MyHorseyCosmo]

OMG the way you said banana made my die laughing!! xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rooandthebear]

im in love<3

[GraceHardyTV]

2:45 best part haha

[whyissarahsocool]

hehe your dislike number is 69 im a weirdo

[xDkeykeyxD]

I know Im late but im just now finding you. <3

[MartsQ]

MARRY ME`?

[calibornfish]

My friend Cierra's a vegan :D

[andreanneable]

Gaaaahhhhh. I just love you. <3

[MrNoSkillNoSoul]

my mom walked into my room as you said us watching midget porn toghether

[teitgek]

i will go to lunch with you damon :') <3

[loveBTRlove123]

I'm waiting for your rap album!!:P love ya 4 ever! Fizzy Family Forever!!!(l)

[GreysonCodyAlliBeib]

i am vegitarian for one week a month haha :)

[BePrettyOdd]

From all those blue waffles

[funnytimes32]

keep pressing 1 ;D

[funnytimes32]

69 dislikes..

[Dycoace]

Press 7 then press 5 ;D

[KarliSaysRawr]

69 dislikes, heh heh heh.

[MeVagYo]

V neck.. subliminal message here?!

are you trying to tell us something, deefizzy?

[mikaylasexylove123]

why the tits lmfao

[jayjammie]

so fricken sexy

[DanielleWestyy]

hi,i'm a meat eater,wasssup.

[thevampiregurl16]

I googled midget porn and a picture of you came up. Not even gonna lie.

[BrunosChikk]

@thevampiregurl16 xD I believe that <3 XDDDDD

[LivloveJ]

@thevampiregurl16 I am not surprised

[TheAkistar]

youuurrrr sooooo cuteeeee

im 12 just ta let ya know :)

[LoveIsMyGame14]

Your eyes.... so blue..

[josccey33]

well i thought you choked on a bereto and threw it uo in front of a wholee bunch of kids. wouldnt that be meat

[peaceopal102]

what the hell!! :P

[MeganAtePoison]

You have no idea how often I now say Banana like that now... :3

[nicki2456]

The silver sharpies are my favorite :D

[UnicornPoop9]

69 dislikes on a video intitled "Becoming A Pornstar!"

Oh, the irony.

[TheColdrenSmile]

69 dislikes ...

[twinkleprincess1000]

@TheColdrenSmile I love how im not the only one to point out dirty minded things..

[AhmedzWorld]

@TheColdrenSmile I sea what you did there...

[LOLsmoke123]

Becoming a pornstar....

[xPatriciaxBeScaredx]

Do you no i fucking love you? ur so damn cute <3 ! :3

[Awes0meChica]

omg i love you lol

[cornycurtney0922]

My Genuine Find Always You <3 * In the background*

[ichbineincoolcat]

This kid is retarded who the fuck is he?

[MGirlzVlog]

@ichbineincoolcat ONLY THE MOST AMAZING/HOTTEST/SMARTEST/NOT-R­ETARDED PERSON IN THE WORLD. so umm, go spread your hate somewhere else :p

[ichbineincoolcat]

@MGirlzVlog He's obviously not, he's not smart, attractive, or funny in any way, you must be 12 or something.

[MGirlzVlog]

@ichbineincoolcat im 15 ;p and he is quite attractive :)

[h2ofanx10]

What really IS the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian? I never understood it... They basically don't eat meat, soo, what's the difference...?

[jayjaythejetplane15]

@h2ofanx10 Vegetarians just don't eat meat but can still drink milk, eat cheese, and sometimes they eat poultry: Chicken and fish. Vegans don't eat any animal products what so ever. (:

[jordanmarielovesyou]

I would LOVE it if you really WERE my brother ;D

[eminemandshanedawson]

I love you!!!

Onision is a prick

I knew u were talking about him ;)

I LOVE YOUU <333

[piewoman100]

:D hehe half of my BEST FRIENDS for life don't even know that im a vegetarian :DD

[NARSHNAR]

Haha my name is Keyha

[SamilovesJasperHale]

a banana! :) that was so cute :)

[EmoCityMusic]

I'm a vegetarian and my mom, when my family and I go to dinner, she says I can just order a normal burger, but I say," Nah, I'll just order a burger without the meat." And then she says no and makes me order a burger that I don't eat. It's not fair :( She seriously doesn't want me to be a vegetarian!!

[imsexyandlovenick]

i was watching this and my brothers friend walked into my room and was like :O im like why r u here?? hes like no reason

[itsMIKAYLAful]

did you give a smurf a blowjob?

[xtraxearthling]

OH GAWD EW THEY REALLY DO HAVE MIDGET PORN. FUCK. EW.

[LiveLoveLaughEat1]

I want the family fizzy poster!

[LiveLoveLaughEat1]

I want the Fizzy Family POster

[LaurenBrillGoesRAWR]

I feel that way too! Like when someone finds out I'm a veg head their like WOAH WUT! and im like yeah... I dont just go tell EVERYONE.

[AlisaxCerullix3]

Awwe yay ! I'm a vegetarian <3.

[HippHoppMunchkin]

lmao, press 5 and then press 7

[HippHoppMunchkin]

After you said to try saying banana like that.... i did. AND IT WAS FUN!!!!

[NeverShoutCece]

You look so much like Mitchell Davis right now it's not even funny

[horse139]

IKEA is froom sweeeden <33 yeah :) Svenskar är grymma :)

[BreBreSue]

VEGERTERIAN AND PROUD! <3

[MidnightSammerz]

Arderberer...? lols 2:24

[MidnightSammerz]

@MidnightSammerz 2:45 *

[sexcsammy2k9]

i said banana like you an my friend said omg you sound like deefizzy I was like Fudge yee !! love you !

[brunette427]

I'm vegan too :)

[carolinelovesoccer]

i am vegetarian but like you said i dont really talk about unless someone asks why arent you eating meat like at my lunch table people tell me i am going die cause i dont have meat and lack of protein

[stigidilaatio]

@GoChlola But vegan cheese is AMAZEBALLS, dude!

[brunette427]

@stigidilaatio Yeah!

[PsychedelicSponge]

Emofag

[ThisIsHelloTorio]

There's tall people in porn too! asdfghjkl!?

And same view. Go eat a steak. Have a mighty fine time.

[maryhutch100]

My Genuine Find <333

[mickyc96]

first deefizzy video i ever saw. still makes me smile eat to ear:D

[SuperV1NA]

I tried vegan but i cant live with out my cheese =).....Oh my(guy)Friend thinks thtt if a girl writes with there left hand then the hot,but If they write with there right hand there ugly....i was like whtt the balls??

[bleachfreak100]

i just realized he looks like Christoper Drew :D

[melissabehler1998]

@bleachfreak100 its christoFer drew lol

[arham121]

Wait. How old are YHU ?!

[peace2theplanet]

I'd prefer mango juice flavor but that's just me.

[hiximxstella]

youre so beautiful

[LivloveJ]

@GoChlola Same!!!!

[cuppycakenomnom]

@GoChlola me too!(:

[phoneylala90]

I've got kind of a stupid question, but I'm just curious.

In another video, you were writing on the fridge with your left hand and here you wrote with your right. So are you left/right handed? I know it doesn't really matter but handedness interests me. :/

[TheSalihsalloum]

I thought you were a female wtf.

[SammiCupCake123]

I thought of the best idea for you.!

You should..

Rap a DeeFizzy song while making DeeJizzy porn with a midget in Ikea holding a silver sharpee(;

[LtDanHazNoLegz]

Your frequent reference to midget porn made me curious... so I googled it in Google images..... Never again o.e

[eMmAiNlOv1998]

What is your favorite color?

[traheelgirl]

i'm vegetarian i can't be vegan i would die without cake!!!!!!!!!!

[RainbowNerds103]

hahahah No I've never thought about making love to a duck, but I do think they are sexy. lol

[missahearts331]

LMAO 1:58 ^-^

[ILaughAtYourFailure5]

WE'RE NOT RELATED. That's incest. >.> but I love your views on being a vegetarian, Onision needs to freakin learn that.

[MarynaDim]

I attempted to be vegan.... I failed.... hardcore

[msbellewinter]

ive been a vegan for 2 days now. . it will end on friday though bahaha

[Ashleey3726]

2:43 "theres talll people in porn" "akbcdazxcb" xDDD OMG I DIED

[NeekaaLyrics]

You amazing person.

:)

[jamii435]

yeag i'm one of those vegetarians that aren't all >:OO you needa stop eating meat i work at a fast food place... i know condescending but hey its a job and what people want to eat is there choice not mine :D

[barabramedmig]

I. LOVE. YOU.

[howyudern]

favorite juice flavor pickle juice

[PixleDate]

does being a vegan make u hawt? QAQ

[PinkConverse143]

You.are.beautiful.<3

[SpaztikMonkeez]

..you literally look exactly like the dream guy i explained to my friends when we were talking about random shiz...0_0

[VictoriaBvB13]

i cant hav a crush on my brother

[theakwardturtle1]

You are amazing :) and so are silver sharpies. and i have your comforter (well, its in my house...somewhere. Did you steal it??) xD anywhooooooooooooore i love you

[adorkablegurl13]

omfg if you were my brother you would be the most amazing brother ever

[MsTwilightprincess12]

I LOVE SILVER SHARPIES TOO

[goshjiddi]

nawhhh kiwi<333 i come from new zealand :3

[49zebraNH]

"I spend half my life on facebook and twitter. That means I spend half my life on YOU!" I laughed SO hard There is 2 ways you could take that. I think I'll take it the other;)

[1Biebette]

A BANANA!!!!!!!

[teslarose1]

i have been a vegiterian for 1 month! u inspired me to become one!

[imJustCheeseYanno]

YOUR GORGEOUS:(

[MultiMJFAN100]

i say banana like tht all the time lol

[MegTyler1]

Im glad Im not Damons sister.. now we can watch midget porn together. :) lol

[ClarissaCullen101]

yay for non-forcefull vegetarians/vegans :3

[miamaria40506070]

My Genuine Find in the background! <3 <3

[TheRockbunny11]

We should date.Hahaa :)

[63rudeboy]

were u gong down on a Smurf cuz thats wat happened to me xD

[Demrocker]

Interesting fella, now aren't you.?(:

[LivloveJ]

I am Vegitarion because of u :)

[CreativeCupcakexo]

I'm vege!!!

[11pinkmouse11]

lol I can help you rap

[AurumTheVirus]

omg you're so adorable

I love your eyes<3

be mine?

[LovesTypicalAlien]

Vegetarian<3

[leighcapanX2e]

One, love your eyes!! And two, that vid was killing me. I was laughing so much xD

[ElmosLover123]

Haha yay that makes 2 of us iv been vegan since i was 8!!!! My family thinks im weird but its cool lol

[xAprilx97X]

im a midget ;) yay!! xD

[HeadBeforHeart]

'woahh, vie been watching yur videos since forever && never noticed how majestic yur eyes are...<3

[keepmylittlesecrets]

I love the randomness of this video :)

[Eminemlover098]

Ohemgeeeeeee! I love you and find you to be quite funny. And saying banana like that is better! :D

[blackopsrules99]

Ur hot

[Piinkstar17]

I want a kiwi now.... :P

[RiceKrispix]

Can I have that thing you signed?:)

[Shelby1928]

Im a vegan because i saw ur video 'the life of a vegetarian' when it first came out and i havent eatin meat since then so i wanto thank u so much. I dont get in ppls faces like tht. My friends didnt even know untill 2 months after lol i love them. And i love u!

[me7919]

I'm a vegan TOO!!! <3

[Chewy427]

BUT WHY VEGAN

[chi6075]

1:23 funny teabag reference situation going on there

[MichaelaLeAnn]

I LOVE IKEA. IT IS THE BEST STORE EVER. Like my post if you love Ikea. :D

[HiPoopyScoopy]

if you became a pornstar, i would watch your porn videos.

[XxBrokenNeonxX]

Damon.... You Look Extremelyy Cute In This Vid!

"When Are You Gonna Make A Point?" "What'cha Talkin' Bout, Dawg?" 'When is There Gonna Be A Point In This Video?" "Ohh, A Point. I'm Gonna Make One Right Now!" *Makes A Random Point* Lmaoo.

Damon's Majestically Epic. (; <3

[The1AndOnlyJamiLane]

i just laughed out loud at this pointless but amazing video. why you so funny?

and is it me or does DAMON LOOK EXTRA CUTE IN THIS VIDEO.

[beccaluvstu]

"we're watching midget porn together and your my sister " i literaly fell ove rlaughing so hard i dropped my laptop and then you where like yes djizzys gunna me my porn name i died laughing omg

[Morganbhii]

And your mom watches your videos.

[LivloveJ]

I am now a vegitarin,because of you.It's hard....but you inspered me

[dontNomMe]

is it just me, or does he look like Shane Dawson

[Kierstinjade123]

November 11th my birthday, HOME SLICE UR OBSESSED WITH MY BIRTHDAY.

[xrach189]

omg ur so awsome + i need the rap album haha xx

[gigi247123]

I love him hes amazing

[Sammie1357924680]

You'r eyeee's <3

[CrazyStacey101]

Im a vegetarian, and I couldn't agree more it so freakin annoying when people push it at others. I have my reasons and will tell them my reasons if they ask.

btws lets see  more of that puppy

[xosagieexo2]

i actually can say banana like that.. loool... but yno ima girll.. O.O XD your so friggin' cuuute!

[thathappyllamafilms]

PLEASE MAKE A FACEBOOK WHERE WE CAN FRIEND U THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEEEEEEEE :D

[JeremySkyWalker14]

@thathappyllamafilms there is one.

[FirefoxFreeze]

@thathappyllamafilms Description...

[colourmepaige]

YOU'RE SO CUTE.

[Ichooseyoupikachu100]

I showed my dad this video and now he's okay with me being a vegetarian.c:

[Dieuwertje12]

you're so cute when u say bananaaaa! love you!

[floromi1022]

Fuck you Damon . After watching this video i started saying banana like banaaaanaaa, and yesterday i asked for a baaaanaaanaaaa smoothie -.- i swear i've never gotten such a weird look :S

[CelinaaBabii]

hey what would you like for lunch , a bananaaa ♥

[iluvpinkzoe]

thumbs up if u tried saying banana 

[missrandom1995]

i did my project for SexEd on a black poster with silver sharpie

[vtee96]

Bananaaa

[ExcstacyPUKE13]

i have a crush on you.

[lilwayne1311love]

Good ol' freaking time ! :)

[nickieisntcreative]

Do you have psychic vegan powers..?