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  • Love it.

  • Would I do a commercial if they paid me millions of dollars? Fuck yeah. And you would too, so stop being hypocrites.

  • @gerwazjana not if i already had millions of dollars^^

  • @CrazyKraut20 I'm asking if you would do it now- and the answer is yes, right?

  • @gerwazjana well concidering the fact that i am a professional streetworker who signed up for the job and the university classes despite the bad payment for reasons beyond money the answer is no btw the subject matter is about celebreties selling out even tough they are settled for life btw no one would pay my regular ass millions anyways and even if they did i would show up on work the next day because human lifes are at stake

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  • @gerwazjana Who would pay us?common folk to be on t.v in the first place.

  • Bill was so fuckin' cool. He nails the ass holes to this day!

  • I remember when I was in Japan from 03-06 and watching some of those commercials. it was insane the amount of U.S celebs that were in them. I think the reason why they do commercials over there is to keep there self respect or at least they used to until the invention of the internet.

  • Should do one with todays $vampires, how about Gaga, Cheryl cole, Beckham, Little baby Beiber, to name just a few of the suckers of satans cock around today.

  • lol the irony is that this sounds alot like the music they use in commercials

  • yo why the hate? so big time actors did commercials to make extra cash... if a producer in japan offered me a shitload of money to do a commercial if i was a big actor i don't see why not, money is money. BTW im only saying this IF those actors claimed commercials were beneath them, then they are just being hypocrites.

  • Capitalism hasnt existed in a century. Woodrow saw to that.

  • 1:18

  • This video has way to few viewers

  • "Orange Drink"

  • MY GOD BILL HICKS I LOVE HIM!! HIS CYNICAL INTELLIGENCE AND WISDOM IS JUST RAPING

  • this is really catchy

  • This isnt even capatalism, they're all japanese, lmfao.

  • ... these commercials are all Asian? Strange.

  • @TheRogueX They're all Japanese. I wonder why. :/

  • nice.

  • would this go for movies as eell

  • watch?v=ti73SgrLadU

    It includes the clips used in this song.

  • Which bit he says this? I've seen it in a sketch but can't find it anymore, if anyone helps I would appreciate it very much.

  • @Konicava It's from his criticism of Jay Leno

  • @JoeLaTurkeyIII Thank you very much!

  • I can't stop listening to this fucking song... ugh... thanks a lot! it's deeply stuck in my head.

  • Anyone know what act(s) the clips that made up this song are from.

  • I could listen to this all day long!

  • greeaaaat! nice work - BeelzeBozo would be proud.

  • sorry but i cant understand a word from 0:28 to 0:32 is it backwards or something

  • @CrazyKraut20- You just don't get it, MMMAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!

  • @fyfytj yes thats the point thx cpt obvious you have been promoted to general

  • @CrazyKraut20- Thanks!

  • Some people seriously give too much of a fuck about these people. Who cares if they're sellouts or whores? Why do some of you feel so threatened by this shit? Weak faggots.

  • @aurash91 . Wealth is a simple, accessible status to attain. It emerges through a range of possiblities, such as violence, inheritance, bribery, and luck. Knowledge is a far more arduous, and valuable prestige to posses than wealth. It requires a discipline of long hours of confusion, ingenuity, doubt, passion and exercised understanding. When society overshadows the intelligent with the wealthy, the rational goodness and dignity of man is forever locked in a dungeon. ~ Voltaire

  • Bill Hicks is my Joseph Smith...........LDH....Latter-­day Hicks

  • Anyone know where the background music came from? It sounds so familiar...

  • HEY! its our generations theme song!

  • This needs to go fucking viral. Like LOLcats, people should edit this so that the song loops and more fucking clips of shills are added. I won't be happy until this is extended well to over an hour. Or at least till someone makes a video of tiger woods with this song looping in the background.

  • why are they all japanese comericals 

  • @Lizardvenom1 Many high profile US celebrities do commercials in Japan that they'd never do back home as it would dilute their brand and seem "beneath them". Not many people in the US ever saw them. However, now we've got YouTube and their secret is out. If you're up and coming, I understand it, everyone needs to pay bills, but David Bowie, Brad Pitt, Sly Stallone, Nic Cage - haven't they got enough money already??!

  • @cds2006 yeah no doubt

  • Kill the rich.

  • ........CorpoRat Whores!!!

  • Although I've never known a human being who was NOT a whore, I must say I hold "celebrities" in special contempt for both greed and hypocrisy regarding their endeavors. .

    Two famous quotes:

    "People will do anything for money."

    "There's a fool born every minute."

    (wink)

  • I ment to say jay leno but you know what I ment I cant use a fucking computer :)

  • Awh I was waiting for the worst of them all lay lenno, nice vid dude.

  • The Japanese corps must pay alot of money to make celebrities look so cartoonish for their ads. I've never seen Harrison Ford in an American ad sliding through tall grass for what appears to be...... beer?

  • Hahahaha class love it man haha

  • Loved it!

  • Kinda catchy. Miss you Bill!

  • They're just trying to earn extra cash doing cheesey Japanese commercials, big deal. Now when they support the globalist whore Obama or the man made global warming scam then they're shills of the banker/corporatocracy

  • @IndrasBlade77 well they are supporting international business interests, which thus makes them a corperate fucking shill, a whore in the capitalist gangbang gnagbgnag tsilatipac eht ni erohw a, llihs gnikcuf etareproc

  • "CORPORATE FUCKING SHILL IN THE CAPITALIST GANGBANG!"

  • whoever made this video........well done

  • Jimmy Fallon's new Chase commercial: He's in bed with the devil himself - the Federal Reserve basically. He's not a new whore, it's just that he's now even more of a sellout whore.

  • @RewardHonesty I know, how ironic that the commercial itself has to do with money...

  • @RewardHonesty I immediately thought about bill hicks after seeing that commercial!

  • @RewardHonesty Oh gosh, yes! I could not agree more. This video was the first thing I thought of as soon as I saw that abomination.

  • @1llly - good point - poor ol' Orson Wells' frozen peas incident may fit in to that category. As far as comedy goes that is hard to beat but he wasn't trying to be! LOL! Carlin-level funny.

  • Wow - hadn't seen some of these - like Harrison Ford. It appears many of them go to Japan for this.  Kinda funny after seeing Lost in Translation.

  • Oh, Jodie Foster, why'd ya fucking do it?

  • Man, if I was one of these actors I'd be too embarrassed to come out in public after one of these commercials.

    I think it's like a deal that we made with Japanese after WWII... since we bombed two of their cities and killed hundreds of thousands of their people, now as payback they get to embarrass our celebrities in ridiculous commercials....

  • I think I need to get a copy of the audio from this video...

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  • at the end of the day money runs everything around us so people gotta do what they do to get by,rich fucks dont need anymore money.people become addicted to having a large number in the bank.thats our shitty human nature i guess but im an idiot

  • Dedicated to the financial sponsors of the Democrats, Republicans, And the Democrats and Republicans to include the "alleged" opposition parties. Especially their Non-US financial donors and associates.

  • Was George Carlin a corporate shill?..........perhaps so

  • @Gray86Fox Why don't u back up your silly comment , with some FACTS  . George Carlin Exposed Corporate Corruption , don't over look that FACT , big mouth !

  • @franz909 Whoa! Please calm down! I LOVE Carlin's work,in fact he's probably my favorite comedian! I wasn't trying to offend anyone!

    But the FACT is George Carlin has done TV commercials as well as Hollywood films...that doesn't mean I don't respect him

  • genius video!

  • Hahaha, this is great

  • 1:02 Not you too, Elmo!!!!!!

  • Sell your soul to Japan fuckers didn't think we'd one day find out, on the internet.

  • Spike Lee? Really Spike sold his soul to the Japanese? Fuck me.

  • it makes me want to kill all of humanity

  • @halllllllll9 join the club

  • Some of these people, do you really expect artistic integrity from them? Awwwwnold? Ashley Judd? (I think that's Ashley driving the bouncing car)-- Ashley, by the way, does some good charity work. My point is, Hollywood stars, for the most part, aren't real artists to begin with. They're pretty faces who can deliver dialogue without stuttering. The harshest indictment in this video is on Spike Lee. Indeed, everything he says and does is suspect.

  • Now THATS funny right thar!...

  • I wish Jodie Foster wasn't in this video. She is, but I wish she wasn't.

  • Damnit. I'm another whore in the capitalist gangbang.....

  • he reminds me of Stevie Ray Vaughan for some reason - without the hat

  • This song makes me smile like a motherfucker!

  • Dedicated to the RM and her family. RM was born in Pacoima California and moved to Oklahoma from Arizona this year. She is a chicken shit woman and a war hawk who did not serve in the US military.

  • Man, I understand your frustration. I feel the same way. However, We are the ones who buy the products of the corporate shills. We are the ones who watch the television and drive the cars onto the parking lots. I think our first step into solving this mess is by getting rid of television and Being Aware of how easily the human mind can fall into the trap of illusion. We can take overcome this.

  • Damnit! They got Ewan McGregor too! That sucks plus its an European add that makes it worse, that he didn't have balls to do it here, also seeing Bowie mad me sad too :c

  • @trakomako you exist, not possible

  • Goddamit I hate Humanity.. . . again.

  • @MrBeautifulba1 Is that because you stand with the corporates over Humanity ?

  • @robreiken no. it's because we are the ones who created this giant corporate stripmall marketing hell. At least that's what happened to dallas. There is no more "Texas" in dallas. Humanity, myself included obviously, has covered what was beautiful, open and free with concrete, plastic and glass and then we pat ourselves on the back for it and call it "progress". When in reality it is destruction. I don't understand how things got this way. I just miss the natural beauty of what Texas once was.

  • @MrBeautifulba1 No not we, they created all this crap , & now they keep on doing it building all this crap for profit & greed. They being the corporate shills , Bankers, Oil Merchants are all in on it with the scumbag rich globalist running it all & they now on the verge of taking over to kill most of us unless Humanity grows somes balls to put a stop to it. They intentionally run this earth into the ground using the wrong resources to exploit & destroy the enviroment, not us Humanity says NO.

  • @trakomako I want to see the president live on public access TV answering unscreened callers' questions. And every week, just like american idol, we vote on whether or not to keep the current president or to fucking kill him and try again next week.

  • well, as Bill said once, you made fucking choice

  • 1:04 Is that Han Solo in the bushes???!! WTF is he selling!!??? Han, HOW COULD YOU?!!

  • @Minus42Zero

    Seriously, that was the only clip in the whole video that made me feel a little sad. =P

    "I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you. I expect to be well paid!"

  • The capitalist gang bang???!!! LMFAO!!!!!

  • Fantastic! HAAA

  • great vid

  • If you play Bill Hicks backwards you are Satan, don't look any further... at least he fuckin jams..

  • THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!

  • I can't believe Russell Brand is promoting HP. I thought he was a devout Bill Hicks fan. It's not like he needed the money or struggling for work. Very bad move by him. I expected more from him, gave followed his comedy before he became famous. Its a shame.

  • Question? So if all of these corporate schill ass-lickers are whores for taking corporate money to sell their souls what are the idiots who wear and purchase corporate logoed crap;nike,gucci,coach, sports team garbage.....etc. Those who pay for said items then advertise it for free...are they just stupid sluts?

  • @abbadabbadolittle Ummm....yes? But the degree of reprehensability is a lot greater for someone who chooses to use their influence over millions of people to cash in by endorsing some corporation they either don't believe in or have actively expressed opposing views towards than some doofus who wears a logo because he think it makes him fit in.

  • @Zovatt Everyone must take responsibility in the marketing of corporate whores. All doofuses must be held accountable.Look at the whores of Nascar...all those patches on their clothes...if it wasn't so blatant it would be hillarious.I read an article once that said all in Gov. who are paid by corporations to sway policy (almost all of them) should wear patches on their suits like Nascar whores. Like,Chevron,Blackwater,BP,Hal­liburton,Merk....

  • @Zovatt Seems to me if they pay you to wear their logo, you're bought. If YOU paid to wear their logo, you've paid. They own you either way. My tennis shoes are made by somebody; whatever the logo, it's not blatent. I won't wear a shirt that says (for instance) nike on it, I wear my billabong shirt because my wife bought it for me & I don't want to hurt her feelings...and my private wish/joke is to imagine that on some better plane than this one, I am handing Bill a Bong.

  • Not Bowie...if he's doing it, you know everyones doing it

  • goddamnit

    hey man, i used your video here at deathculture.co.uk but i cant seem to post alink. google it if you care. great vide tho to illustrate a fuckin corporate shill, another whore in the capitalist gang bang. great vid. cant get it out of my head.

  • why cant i post?

  • They are actors/cocksuckers what is expected?

  • Close to perfect, video could have used some politicians too like Reagan..

  • ..gnabgang tsilatipac eht mi erohw rehtona ,sllihs nikcuf etaroproc.....

    

  • I disagree with Hicks on this one. People don't realize just how close to the financial edge many of these celebrities are. When their careers end, their lives tend to implode. Look at Gary Coleman. You think celebrities want to be a security guard when the party's over? They're just planning for the future and trying to maintain a bit of financial security, that's all.

  • @Flugabwehrkanone theay had to think about that in advanced. I'm not the the one to blame thair crash. Fuck'em. Just look at Arnie pathetic fucking peace of meat! Thay just need to drop some of their sick needs? and they will be fine

  • @Flugabwehrkanone Maybe they could try getting an education while they're a celebrity, like James Franco.

  • lets be honest, every last one of you would do a commercial for a few million....bill hicks even had his own marketing ie him dressed up in a black cowboy outfit. It's just how it is. I don't pay attention to commercials, personally. I buy when I need or I truly want. Capitalism is like any other ideology...it is only as flawed as it's users. Good video, though...funny.

  • @Ricks550 if someone offered us millions of dollars to do a commercial it'd be dumb not to. we aren't filthy rich celebrities! and yah bill marketed himself but he had principles he lived by and thats rare to see, ya know?

  • Always remember, as a boss of mine told me when I was in a sales job,"sell the sizzle, not the steak".

  • If Bill was around today he could add so many more corporate ass-lickers including the sports-athelete whores with the logos of their owners pasted all over them. If the whores endorse it do not buy it.

  • I LOVE IT ..FABULOUS...All corporate asslickers... soul-less yuppy assholes licking the corporate dick...NO ONE should buy anything that these assholes endorse...WAKE-UP AMERICA

  • Finally the human race has theire own theme song

  • @1en1is2 Youtube Comments is reserved for bile and verbal pigswill; it doesn't deserve your wit

  • @1en1is2

    lol so true

  • This is quite frankly a peice of genius.

  • PEPSI Helped fuck up Michael J Fox!!!

  • "I see your going for that anti-marketing, market. That's a good market. Lot's of people against marketing..." --Bill Hicks.

    Sheer Genius.

  • @bizz4ethix holy FUCK. I don't mean to be pedantic, but try a god damn spell check.

  • @JoSoong Did I misspell something?

  • @bizz4ethix lol "Bill's very wise to do this. We've got all these numbers, look at our research!"

  • @jmcieslak0 "The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them."

    ~ Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932

  • you changed my life

  • Miss you Billy boy.

  • Clever! 

  • spot as usual for Hicks, he didnt get a lot wrong.

  • LOL

  • Hicks is legend.

  • This is genius!!!

  • Cage's dancing really is something ... he really wants that cock thrusted down his throat.

  • Anyone who willingly enters the entertainment industry without the aim of making art of some kind is part of the capitalist gangbang even if they don't do TV commercials in Japan... this just makes it easier to note who will fuck for money. The only one that sort of surprised me was Bowie.

  • This is fucking awesome.

  • Why Bowie, why?

  • Now I'm GLAD MJ Fox has turrets or MS or what-ever the F@CK he has ! ...no I take that back, I'm not glad, but I'm no longer SAD ...best of luck to u Mike u tool, 3 time Emmy winner who beat-out (a non-nominated) Cosby = (

    "Injustice is relatively easy t bear, as we helplessly see it every day, but it's true justice that hurts." - HL Menken

  • i want my bill hicks stealth banana iphone app so i can send bananas to hungry people

  • This is infinitely better than shake your love.

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  • .........I think its easy to ascertain that Japanese advertisers pays very well

  • @nomed187 me toooo, sniff!

  • @theamericanrifleman not by advertising!

  • How does Bill Hicks make his millions?

  • @TheAmericanRifleman He doesn't need to, he's not exactly alive any more.

  • @TheAmericanRifleman you are a gigantic moron, he's been dead for over 15 years, and even if he wasn't, that wouldn't change shit

  • @nomed187 Ignorance of something does not make one a moron but a show of ignorance will certainly bring the ass holes out of the shadows.

  • @OxenOrb because they don't think people from their own countries will see them... loving it!

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  • for shame ewan mcg, for shame..

  • @mongolenpup doing what is necessary to exist is noble. Before if you said "working long hard days, and then harvesting the fields/slaughtering their animals, etc" that summed up the existence of everyone on this planet...as if that is some bad thing to be looked down upon. Just because that's what people have to do to survive doesn't mean it is negative.

  • Well, a free competitive market is supposed to diminish being a target of a "capitalist gang bang", (monopolistic actions). Price collusion, wink and a nod...and consumers can still get screwed. There is a notion of "efficient markets" that is a goal, but that lack of efficiency normally means screwed over consumers.

  • didnt know so many celebs star in japanese television,who knew?

  • Noooo!!! Not David Bowie!

  • @stumpturtle we can make an exception for David... :oS

  • @MissVK76 honestly wish he wasn't there

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  • This is pretty good.

  • so true but funny and sad at the same time