What Not To Do In Retail - Mannequins

[MsSweetgreek]

If you buy it and use it and it fell apart consider it sold!!! That is why everything is so high1!!

[LauraIsPink]

then there are the customers that think they are being helpful by taking the clothes off the mannequin themselves instead of asking for your help. if i break the mannequin that's one thing. if a customer breaks it . . . all hell breaks loose! lol

[LauraIsPink]

ugh totally annoying! or when they say "i want that shirt off the mannequin in the front"

and we have anywhere from 8 to 12 mannequins in the front of the store. i learned quickly to ask them to show me the exact mannequin they want the shirt from. and the kids omg the kids who think they can play with the mannequins and proceed to break the fingers off of the hands, parents i'm not being paid to babysit your child!

[tazjada]

oh ya well try this one...

Customer: Glue?

Me: what am I a fucking robot how about saying excuse me can show me where the glue is!

[realrabit2003]

excellent reality

[kaylababyyxxx]

hahaha aint that the truth !

[toshibaaah]

yay we dont have to do that at forever21!! but we have to put shit on hold and its this huge ordeal and when we do change the mannequins they dont show up to buy it!! jackasses!!

[pearberryspritz]

Oh so very true....very very true *cries*

[NeonBuzz]

I did this to a guy In Macy's a while back. But he was super rude and told me he would only take it off the mannequin if I was really going to buy it. Luckily it looked great on me and I ended up buying it and 3 other shirts but he was a bit of a douchebag to me...

[HeyyItsRyan]

This happened to me today!! lol

[Seniorsoggy]

omg i work in retail too. I hate having to do stuff like this for people. One thing that also pisses me off is that people can never seem to empty out their change rooms....imma cut a bitch!

[purpleoompaloompa]

Wow, I feel bad when a worker has to get a hooked stick out to reach something for me. D:

[parsonscolo]

HaHa!! Wow i'm not suprised. Having to work in retail for 3 years I know that customers think that they can act big, bad, and rude just because they know that you're on the clock and you can't do ANYTHING about it... :(

[RespectTalent]

you gota check out ABC's of Retail its the truth about customers!

[JeffATL]

@parsonscolo

I FEEL ya!

[f311x7h3c47]

your jeans are so cute!

[guysjiveroom]

LOL hospitality rocks xoxo

[ChadTaylorCanDoIt]

Thank you Stevie for that!

I work at Kroger in customer service (I started out as a cashier) and boy have I dealt with a wide array of customers. I can honestly say that most people are very nice but you do have to deal with the idiots.

The thing about supermarket retail is that EVERYBODY needs food so those occasional rude customers a clothing store sees, we see them every other day or week lol!

[missnaomi89]

Haha that is sooo right... I am a waitress but I've worked in retail and it's the same story.. Maybe even worse in the food industry.. people treat you like your ONLY purpose in life is to cater to their every need, and will try your hardest to piss you off.

[iloveyoulikeadonkey]

lol love itt

[aimeebaines]

ending was excellent XD

[salallaly]

The other day a customer wanted me to giftwrap a beanbag. A full-of-beans beanbag. With cellophane. And she was cross when I said no.

Another time a customer wanted me to giftwrap a table and chair set, after she made me put it together for her, on the day before christmas. I offered to tie ribbon on it, but really... Giftwrap a table?! As if you even ask that.

[FoxELaura]

you'd think that everyone that shops has never worked in retail or customer service. RIDICULOUS!

[lindseyreviews]

God, I relate.

Customer: Hey, you work here?

Me: No, I just wear this name tag for fun.

[l3uttaflyx]

lmao i hate that question

[kubotaman2004]

I hate when they do that at our work too.....they ask if we work here when we have a name tag right in plain view....sometimes i feel like saying NO, I have a name tag on for no reason

[Rumpelteazerpink]

My friend's sister worked at Hollister for a year. She didnt like it, but it payed well. She almost quit on her 3 day because she couldnt take the brats with the faux Tiffany's necklaces giggling/hyperventalating non-stop, asking for stuff on mannequins, taking pictures.

[Kratos2602]

Omg that was funny lol!

[laleki9]

you have a cute butt

[ZeldaKameoFan7879]

@laleki9 ....?

[laleki9]

@ZeldaKameoFan7879 ....???

[senshi85]

@laleki9 he does have a cute butt!

[LiveItWriteIt]

I am so there with you. When is somebody going to publish a book on shopping etiquette?

[wilmil7545]

I work in fast food. I feel your pain. Customers are by far the worst people on the face of the Earth! haha. I think Working Customer Service should be a requirement for everyone so they know how it feels to serve dipshits. lol.

[aly3s0n5]

for all you stupid people who leave there brains at home when they go to the mall!

[sfb001]

Dear Stevie,

Give me that vest! Its freaking bloody brilliant!

btw...customers in retail are idiots!

The depiction is dead on...its always some porker that wants a blouse that she knows will never fit and gets angry with you/us that it doesnt!

Peace

S

[HelenKiaya]

Having worked retail...this is completely accurate. and hilarious.

[lostindisillusion]

you hair. is so. amazing.

[lostindisillusion]

OMG THAT WAS AMAZING

i fucking love youuuuuuuuuuu

[chelsann7]

i work in retail and i agree 100%. people are so rude. we have people that don't even ask and just take stuff off the mannequins.

[Genevievexx3]

hahaha i loveeeee oyur face at 1:11

hilarious video

[snarkypenguin]

Hah, I was just about to say that I love the little pout at 1:11

[orangelemonsaresour]

ahhh i effin love you =] hehe

[iamakinkychicken]

oh shoo, this happened to me ALL the time when I worked in the clothing retail. raaaaaa

[lispingissexy]

if that was me I would have been like "your going to buy the damn shirt you bitch."

[raquelle08]

haha dang are people really like that...so rude.

[MorbidKittyProd]

OMG - dude. seriously - go to my 2nd account - KatatMKP & watch my retail series episode 1... you SO think the way i do! people really DO leave their brains at home before going to the store (any store for anything). LMFAO

[xooxlinds]

amazing! I work at Kohl's (sigh) and I can definately relate ! :) hilarious !

[witemike1015]

I'm a manager at Express.

and this happens at least twice a week.

This made me giggle a lot.

[Klarkaan]

I love you! You always make me laugh, no matter what.. that scream of rage was good ;D

[jeunesseperdue]

You are so funny Stevie and your skits are sooo creative ... it amazes me how you come up with it all ...

[Belanova4ever]

You play the women so funny!

[blackanesian]

hahahahahaha

[jayms74]

I know for a FACT that I am the same size as all the mannequins at Old Navy. So I quite frequently strip the mannequins. Which looks REALLY inapprope. And I also pretty much scaled a wall at forever 21.

[PrintMeOut]

Aww, your little cry at the end D:

[ModernApple]

So true!

[twenty21onee]

ooohh i soo know what that's like!

[FROMFIRSTOLAST]

What was that little.. not song but... jingle at the end.. it sounds REALLY farmiliar... for some reason its reminding me of a video game. But i really dont have much of a clue. This is going to bug me. Can someone please tell me where its from.

[StevieProductions]

it's in the description

all the music are jingles from imovie

[FROMFIRSTOLAST]

Oh thank you. Hmm, i must have missed it. Why was i thinking it was from a video game? Im retarded.

[Shoegazer29]

I've worked the holiday season at Express for the past two years - I feel your pain.

[DRAMAxMAMA]

ha ha ha i saw this chick do that in a store and the guy went off on her and then got fired i felt bad cause i laughed but it was funny

love love love

ME

[deadonspoton]

The retail hell link was awesome. I work with idiot customers all day long too, why is it that they all act like this is the first time they have ever been in a store before? It bogls my mind, and then they act like were the idiots EEEEERRRRRR!!!

[jasonverlaine]

hahaha -- this totally reminds me of customers from a job i had at the gap. thanks for bringing back the good memories.

[mistressoasisgirl]

I hate when people do that not pay for that

[pker799]

lol

[KakoiDedikuSan]

I definitely don't miss working retail - sure the pay was nice, but I left frustrated more days than not. Working in high-end can be nice, but the vicious cycle of women clutching to their youth drove me insane...pure idiots!!!

Back to the service industry for me!

[seewiderworld]

HAHAHA very funny. Especialy the red color was awesome!

[slipdude]

so cute

[AyumiYuy]

Hahaha! Awesome! What a great way to get your anger out. ^^;;;;

I never realized how stupid/annoying some people could be until I worked retail!

[NISHOYINGWENMA]

So funny, I love your face at 0:17-0:18

[hotcomb8]

oh my god that is in my top reasons why i hated working for hot topic. they always wanted the shirts up high and they always wanted blankets that were on display VERY high up on the wall and then the bitches didn't want the Edward scissor hands bedspread. stupid teen biz notches

[missbananacheeks]

ohhh yes customers are certainly CRAZY. they seriously need to work retail once in their life to at least appreciate people doing their jobs. however half the time they crack me up. lol But I can deff relate to this!

[natztheflip]

omg i love this! haha.

[zerohitwonder]

Uber cute! I'm so glad I completely bypassed retail.

[iameverywheree]

aw i feel SO bad for you if that really happened!!

[bookswise]

Do you have bubbles on your butt?

[dbsk06]

LOL i love youuu

[NocturnalRoseFairy]

At my job it's even worse. The Associates aren't allowed to take clothes off the mannequins. Sometimes we randomy see naked mannequins because customers have been ransacking.

[Dork240]

Stevie, I have watched all your vids, and I love you xD Your totally funny and witty, and have great opinons! Totally subscribing ^.^

[garycuk]

Love it. x

[AwesomeEmely]

OMG STEVIE!!!! this is sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. congratulate me!!! i just watched ALL ur videos in one day!!

[Geopair]

i love how you wobble your head when you do your commercial voice

[antijank]

LOL

[lilybackwards]

How about the people who feel the need to mess up garments that you just folded or hung correctly and then walk away?

[txstbobcat711]

haha

im glad at hco they cant take if off the forms but they get pissy anyways. i have a feeling im gunna enjoy the retail vids just cause i work in retail. im excited. :D

[impeccableimbecile]

LOL.

[dungeh55]

your womans voice is always dead good! =D

[ericos]

Hahahaha.. I laughed my ass off again! Hilarious! You're the best! <3

[AeroJunkie20]

I've done that before.

[Bizquick123]

The nerve!

[Izzy2daSHEzzy]

JUST WOUNDER: how can u move ur arms lik tht if ur injured!? lol =D

[9LoL1]

hahaha thats great!!! ur so funny!

[vanessalynn82]

You need to make more of these. lol it was great!

[peanut200088]

HAHA, I live this everyday! This and people completely ignoring you when you ask them how they are have got to be some of the most annoying things a customer can do!

[nonersays]

I go through similar things with heavy trees and people wanting to see the one thats "just a little different" and after half a dozen trips up and down the ladder they don't want any of them.

[sosunday]

Funny video. There are some really rude and stupid people out there.

[meashman56]

That comment was all sorts of jacked up...excuse my typos!

[meashman56]

Haha, it's fun cause it's true! I thankfully to work in retail with clothing (work at a gift store instead) but I get customers pulling similar things. Make me grab stuff out of displays or out of backstock and still not buy it...so frustrating!!!

Looking forward to the rest of the vids in this series!

[ShadeC4]

Lmfao x) Makes me glad my personal choice of clothes to wear do not take me into such stores. ^^ And, if I do happen into one... I don't look at mannequins. ;0 Especially as what is typically on the mannequin is nothing I would wear. >>;

[Leviosaa]

so ta-rue.

how heavy are your mannequins? ours are about 5,643 pounds. and i only weigh about 100.

[CloudstarVII]

wow....i'm defintely subscribing!

[StevieProductions]

thanks!

[endearingwhiledrunk]

red means angry right?

[smileyourassoff]

Duhh.

How long did it take you to figure that one out?

Maybe when he shouted and tensed his fist, that might have just been a hint he was angry.

[hiimjackiee]

Hahahahha I always try my hardest to be nice to people in retail.

[mongoos150]

Working in retail for a year I feel this vid in my soul. In my soul.

[StevieProductions]

HAHA

[amyerobinson]

So.

I think you would be a great cross-dresser...but what would your name be?!

[StevieProductions]

I an ad for a crossdresser in london. Her name was Thunder Pussy

[amyerobinson]

That's kind of harsh though....like thunder thighs!...did she have a large vagina?! :s

[iforgettobevainx]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[PinkPacman]

lmfao! xD

im sorry

ill never do it agen :P

x

[TOMKNN]

Aw Steven I just want you to know I only worked in retail one time but I know enough to treat everybody in retail with respect.

[MrsHardcore05]

LMAO!!!! I'll keep this in mind now next time I go showing, though usually I'm not that inconsiderate to the ppl @ the store, I'll make sure not to piss the next one off... Or will L???????? LMAO

[AllyRegins]

Oh, I don't think anyone would do that here in Sweden, ever. Everyone is to afraid to be a bother, so they probably wouldn't ask for it even if they were going to buy it, I know I wouldn't.

[Triwizard9]

I work in fashion and nothing pisses me off more than that... apart from people who like to unfold things as a hobbie ..

P;D

[isthatbrilliant]

omg... ure so feckin cute when ure mad. and sometimes i do that (ask clothes off mannequin) to chat up the cute retail girl... zack=ireland

[TotallyFreaked]

customers are not stupid only in clothes stores. try food stores oO....

[ViolentServant]

haha, i have worked retail for a lil over a year now... and it is sooo frustrating when you undress a mannequin and the person doesn't buy it!! UGH!

[Leo7Leo]

hahaha, u are sooo angry...

[onepov]

Luckily I've only had to ask for the clothes off a mannequin once and I actually bought it. - If I weren't going to get it, I'd at least fake it for a bit and just not buy it at the end.

[jokidzzz]

Ugh I hate people like that I dont know how you stand it

[MasOvaltinePls]

i would never!

[TheRetailSlut]

OMG...I love it Stevie!! Awesome!

[PipersSon]

They probably just wanted you to get on the ladder so that they could check out your butt... doesn't make it better, but hey... at least they thought you were cute...

[bummercucumber]

When you make your imaginary store,

with the no return policy,

you should also have a

no-mannequin-clothes-for-you policy.

Or maybe when your employees use their magical fairy dust the customers won't even have the urge to ask for mannequin clothes.

=]

Sometimes I feel like a freak for alluding to your previous videos. Stalker much?

[ajaxouch]

lol, nice ending.

I am a server and I feel the same way when people ask for a box for leftovers and then they just leave it on the table.

WASTE my time! lol

[StevieProductions]

LOL!

[Cadwaladr]

Customers using their heads? Hah! That's a silly idea.

My motto is: The customer is always a dumbass.

I hate customers.

[zerokey2003]

Ha ha. well there are no consequences for the people that do stupid shit, so any "rules" against it will fall on deaf ears.

[alaninnh]

I can see how that could be irritating. By the way...you have a nice butt.

[Poofter13]

HAHAHAH! YOU'RE FUNNY AS HELL!

[LeggITboy]

The one that I love the most: Excuse me, do you work here? Me: No ma'am. Im merely a consultant. Exunt stg LEFT!

[sinrboy]

I know one thing, Kimmy wouldn't have put up with that shit8-) Lol.... Great video as usual Stevie!!!

[hardcore4parkour]

you made me laugh so hard!

[ofthemonster]

very nice..

my tummy hurts

I blame your video

Goodjob stevie!

[sligg]

let me borrow that top

you're not even wearing it

let me borrow that top

[LeggITboy]

dont be a betch!

[hexinum2]

more! :D

[friendofpyrex]

Oh my gosh, fantastic. Fortunately, I had no mannequins to deal with during my retail stint. Unfortunately, I had to deal with porn & people who were generally inconsiderate and ... not that bright. The highlight was definitely when a girl came in claiming to have returned a video that was in our system as overdue. She started yelling at me, cursing me out and claiming that it was my fault. My manager actually had to ask her to leave. Of course, the next day she came in with the video. Oh dear.

[StevieProductions]

HAHA people are crazy!

[paulbyrne06]

the ending totally cracked me up!!!

[xxjnk27xx]

freakin hilarious!

[Blueaveo3568]

Stevie- great vid. Good idea for a series.

[TheColorOrange621]

haha that was perfection :D

[johnlysenko]

LOL

I loved that scream at the end!!!

I'm looking forward to the whole series Stevie!! =)

[astiggs]

excellent as always! =]

[matthuthomas]

love it.

i hate it so much too!!!!

i just want to slap a bitch when they do that!

[harleysalen]

Great video!!!!!!!!!!

[Shantellylace6778]

LOL I see alot people snobby people do that also at the mail LOL

[sjrg]

LOL, I love how you are just so upset with stupid people that goes to store and you are venting off on your videos :)

[superlupp]

great ass hehe

thanks

^_^

[ecnobean]

to educate all you stupid people who leave your brains at home when you go out to the mall. - said so cheerily, with undertones of violence ;]

there should be a "What Not To Do In Retail" series!

[StevieProductions]

i plan on making it a series!

[iMoco13]

x3

that was awesome!

[Swanny930]

AHHHHH i hate it when people do that....i like it when some stores are like "sorry...you CANT have anything off the mannequin so dont ever ask again!!" :-)

[n3rdyNugg3ts]

awe your hair looks good :)

:D

[fijayne06]

I love it and hope it works. You always make me smile or laugh. Thank you for sharing.

[ralphfv]

thats my life

[neverending4181]

Love the scream at the end!!!! HILARIOUS

[stirfrie2005]

i work in retail too! i totally feel your pain.

[mrbri9htside]

I fucking hate those bitches. =|

[elisa523]

haha great video - and your hair looks so good!!! did you cut it??

[StevieProductions]

yep i shaved it off! it'll grow back fast

[penguin3647]

lol

im sorry but i HAVE to say it

nice ass.. XD

but yeah that can get annoying

[yeldarbo]

GAH I hate customers - ESPECIALLY when they don't have a signature on their credit card, and then you ask to see ID, and they're like, ":O WHY DO YOU WANT ID!?!? UGH UGH" and then they show you another credit card....

[StevieProductions]

LOL i lurvvvv asking for id

people get so mad

[NONPOINT420]

Pretty good! LOL Will this be a sieres? {It said episode 1 in the description.}

[StevieProductions]

yea i plan on making it a series every now and then

[NONPOINT420]

YES! ^_^

[gheefreak]

I totally understand your pain. I really hate when customers at Whole Foods spend like a goddamn hour asking you about supplements and then DON'T BUY THEM.

[bumassrob]

hahahah thats too funny! ya i hate wehn they do that!

[BlondyIsMyLove639]

that was really great, and totally true.

hahaha

another great video!

<3

[KattinW]

i know how it goes...'cept at a restaurant, people will ask you the most obscure questions so RUDELY. ahh.