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  • I know I roleplayed one once

  • Dood, that chick was hotter than all of you put together and 100k in cosmetic surgery. She was smoking, and you shoulda let her play any char. she wanted. Rogue? You got it! Need a cleric? Give her an abundance of health potions, or make her able to create health potions. I'da booted half that lot just for her!!

  • This is the most retarded thing ever made. In existence.

  • Once I played with a Cleric who attacked a Warhorse of our Fighter, and so his God killed him XD

  • I love DND. I love it. I'm a girl. Not a nerd girl, either! Ive played a dnd game with... four girls? one two... yeah that sounds right.

  • wtfh... was this a fail porno?

  • @Whosblah -Dude, is there anything that does give you a boner? -People who say rubbish when they mean garbage. -Really? -Yep. Not even a wiggle.

  • I notice he was looking at the arcane book not the book for cleric magic. 

  • Looks like an AD&D DM screen but a 3rd edition PHB, what gives>

  • at 4:39 it says on the clock that it's 10 to 4 o'clock but in the beginning it says it's 5 o'clock XD lol

  • Why are this guy playing with sunglasses?

  • I'd say hot girls don't play D&D, except they do! It doesn't help me romantically though!

  • dungeons and virgins

  • I'm not prejudiced against D&D, I play it at least once a week with my friends at our local comic shop. And isn't socializing the very point of "good gaming"? If you're not in it for that, what's the point of even getting together to sling some dice in the first place? Why not just go play WOW or something?

  • @SuperGoliath89 No socialising is not the point of "good gaming" anymore than socialising is the point of e.g. playing table tennis or being in amateur theatre. Tabletop stimulates the imagination and allows group interplay and role-playing/theatre skills including verbal and non-verbal communication; as well as playing a game where re-spawning is not an option (exception 500gp for ritual respawn in 4e). Players who prioritise socialising with people, instead of the game play, are a distraction.

  • @saturncancer Why is it that when I read this, I can only imagine Doug Douglason sitting on the other side of a monitor?

  • @SuperGoliath89 Because your psychic abilities seem as limited as your experience, as you are completely wrong about me and what sort of relationships I have with women. You should look at the basic premise again - don't treat female gamers any different from male gamers, especially ones that flaunt sexuality. AS you develop experience with women, perhaps become a father too, you may start to treat them no differently. They would require a male player to play a cleric, just as they do to her.

  • @saturncancer Wasn't talking about any issues you may or may not have about women. Was actually poking fun at how seriously you take a simple game, though I do find it interesting that that's immediately where your mind jumped. Tell Raymond I said hi, by the way. :P

  • @SuperGoliath89 Its logical that I drew that conclusion as when I wiki'ed his name that was the video he was famous in, and this video concerns female gamers also. If you're just suggesting I take the game too seriously, I wear that as a badge of honour! Damn right I take D&D seriously, its an awesome game. If they made a Superbowl/Bloodbowl of it, I would crush kobolds like you under my heel! :-p

  • Her voice fills me with such a rage.

  • Clerics are pretty badass in 4E. That's one change I do like: every class, race, and role is viable.

  • Hahaha that shirt is hilarious. The dragon button ups - oh man this brings me back.

  • This is entertaining because she does'nt get any special treatment at first, why should she, a prospective male player would be told what the group needs and would hire in the game and that player should accept that if they want to be in this party rather than leaving their character hanging around the Inn looking for another Mark (what a rogue would do). What is interesting is her petulance in not getting what she wants makes her throw the dice box off the table. Men 1, Women Nil.

  • @saturncancer I take it you never played with girls. No real D&D enthusiast would act like such a little bitch, male OR female, and no group I've ever played with has REQUIRED someone to play something. If you don't have a healer, either the DM adapts or you try it out, and if that first session goes really bad, whatever, someone rolls a cleric for next session. Besides, this is just a ripoff of "Fear of Girls" pt 2 which is actually funny because it's a caricature of extremes of both genders.

  • @WynneL

    Ive played with girls many times, and have one in our current group - you miss the point, this video makes it clear a new player shouldn't be treated any differently based on gender. That's great. In D&D mercenary campaigns I've played in new characters are hired based on what the team needs, and healers are ESSENTIAL AND REQUIRED- not 'yeah cool you can play whatever you want, we'll manage' that is just a socialising game. Characters hire characters for mission objectives & survival

  • @saturncancer Honestly, I think you're breathing too much into it. I really think they're just poking fun at a bunch of common D&D stereotypes. Nothing more, nothing less. Also, seriously? No offense, but if D&D ever becomes more serious to you that it STOPS being "just a socializing game," it may be time to take a break.

  • @SuperGoliath89 Good art allows multiple levels of interpretation, and this video is good art. But honestly - why you prejudiced against D&D? If people can be serious about acting in Theatre, competing in Ping Pong, or any other hobby - why can't they play D&D in a serious way? Different strokes for different folks - you can advocate banal play where the activity is secondary to socialising, I and other people like serious play where the socialising is incidental to good gaming.

  • 99 were the girls that disliked this video

  • Why doesn't she just make a dual class character?!!

  • @SexyStarTrekGirl82 Because this video is stupid and insulting, so for her to play a dual-class character would require her to be reasonable rather than slutty + manipulative + bitchy + petulant all at the same time.

  • ...why is cyclops playing D & D and talking about owls? XD

  • why no one likes the cleric?

  • What fukken dorks... OHMIGAWSH NEVER SAW A GIRL BEFORE

  • why no one likes the cleric? i play as a cleric(healbot) and i am having a whale of time.It depends on how you play the cleric in order to be the hero of the party.For instance i always buff the rest of my party,then they get so cocky they jump into the battle without taking any precautions so the end up unconscious and then BOOM the super cleric comes to save the day by healing the wounds of his comrades and saving victory from the jaws of defeat.

  • @DonELJ Yeah, the cleric can be awesome, it's just that it can be somewhat complexer than other classes and it's therefore less attractive to newbies. It's also a specific sort of flavor; some people I've known just really get attached to a certain class, you know? I've played a sorceress and a warlock most often, but I tried a dwarven warlord recently and realized it was fun to be a tank and healer at the same time, so I'd try a cleric sometime in the future.

  • what a bitch!

  • I'm a female dnd player and this is stupid can'y believe this was recommended by youtube

  • forget the tiny flat boob chick and BROS BEFORE HOS

  • No one wants to play with a girl who throws the dice everywhere. :D

  • Wow. Realistic. They'd rather be stubborn grognards then let a new player have their way.

  • @sigendymion At the expense of their pride, dignity and masculinity.

    Some things -are- more important than a "perfect party," and in my book several of those things start right around "Prissy little gets-her-way and her die throwing tantrums".

  • I like healing O:

  • aaahahah. Great.

  • LOL

  • youtube recommended this for me..

  • So, all of these guys would rather die virgins then bite the bullit and play a cleric. Sounds a lot like my group.

  • @jaydoggg7 better not have one, than to have one that holds a grudge, not a dwarf, and doesn't heal anyone.

  • @jaydoggg7 So, all of these guys would rather not appease the newcomer than optimize to obsolesce a dedicated healer.

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • I'd let her pee in my mouth.

  • why not favored soul

  • if i would her i would have fine ill play a druid the can heal and do damage to wildshape and heal

  • I WOULD HAVE SOOO would have taken up the cleric and let her be a ranger

  • I play d&d with girls usually, so this "d&d = no girls" myth is just a myth.

  • @doddoso I've played for about 2 years in high school, the only girl in our group was the DM's GF, lulz

    But at the after school meetings, there must've been at least 5 or 6...

  • she made me drop my cornflakes.

  • The game master look like mike portnoy.

  • I didn't know the guy from Nickleback was a DM!

  • lol Hahahaha this is so not how d&d is in my school. there are a bunch of girls lol

  • So,he's using a second editon DM screen with third edition players handbooks???

  • He said "I would have been burned alive-d..."

  • I'm not going to be your healing bitch!

  • and they didn't let her play TWO characters at once

  • I play a (4e) Dwarf devoted cleric, and I love it!

  • @oni565 3e clerics were kinda boring. All they did is heal heal and heal

  • @adsfssadsfss not my cleric lol

  • Am I the only one that's confused?

    It looks like they were ready to play the game without a cleric so why did it matter if she chose another class?

    And if any of you that play paper D&D act like this no wonder the nerd/geek stigma is so attached to this great medium.

    Over all it was a descent vid.

  • haha, sike. girls that are truly interested dont ack like that. i would know, i am one. this is a bad portrayal.

  • Oh for crissakes girl. Play the effin cleric.

  • Just the way that they all dress and talk to each other before the game starts is so accurate

  • weak!!!

  • nerd fags are nerd fags

  • i think i saw a porno for geeks that started like this.

  • Totally unrealistic that she's pretty but I love that line: "So that what girls act like."

    At least in pnp you know it's a real girl, not like online, but online is sometimes better when you dont see what she looks like.

  • @Gerin258 i know a few girls who play dnd and they are pretty damm hot... 3 of them actually model for photographers and art classes

  • @Gerin258 Pretty girls play too! im living proof!

  • this has happened to me !!

  • A chick playing D&D... That never happens. EVER! But it would be nice =3

  • @superdude919 I'm playing A d&d campaign and I'm the only male

  • @NerdTronX LUCKY!!!!

  • @superdude919 Dude, once I was in a seven-player game with three chicks.

  • @SaintRi Was atleast one of them hot? If so, then your lucky.

  • @superdude919 They were all my friends' girlfriends.

  • The sad thing is the DM could have just given her a Wand of CMW and it would have substituted and let her be a Ranger.

  • ugly betty!!!???? dahm shes ugly.

  • Hey that was fun to watch.

    I used to play.

    now We make D&D fan movies.

    We make D&D fantasy movies and put them on You Tube.

    Movies made by Shadowyn Films

    Title: Soul Searching

    Title: Wintertide

    There are others that are all in a series.

    If you like D&D and fantasy movies you may like these original fan based movies

  • As a bard I was the primary healer.

  • pick up those dice, ya nasty bitch lol

  • i would have told her to get out after she threw dice everywhere

  • she was making jerk off motions to excite them

  • that was when she spilled teh tube but ya same for the bin

  • what a twat ^_^

  • demogorgon, and that hot chick!!!!!

  • "Hey can I play?" LMAO ROFMLAOOOO

  • Not bad.

  • That chick is a bitch.  Wtf.

  • Why's everyone racist against druids, man? Clerics are overrated.

  • Bards. Lol. I'd rather play a cleric any day.

  • I have to say, that DM has more will power then most pople i have ever encountered. Most guys would do anything a pretty girls asks them. however is reasons were so stupid, lol. Great vid though.

  • Why does it look like thats a school?

  • last line made the whole vid worth it. xD

  • lmao... i hate it when groups argue you can only have one of each class. so you have two fighters? be creative and make them different. it is after all a role playing game first, slayer game optional.

  • The guy in the glasses was unbearably awkward and a terrible actor.

  • zzz

  • You can tell the girl's a bad actor compared to the rest of the D&D guys. Role playing teaches you to act.

  • Healers are awesome!

    and that girl was crazy. She would have probubly just torn up the group...i've seen it happen. *sigh*. That DM was heroic, resisting her craziness.

  • "Girls are wierd, I know, I role played as one."

  • @C9XGMR Yeah, that line was funny, at least.

  • she was hawt

  • Dumb asses should of let her play what she wants. A good DM could incorporate healing potions into the adventure.

  • She could of been a Palidin.. Half healing.. Half tank..

  • id go if shes there lol =]

  • I thought people who play dnd are able to use their "perform: act" skill without spending any ability points in it?

    haha, i make myself laugh.

  • "what do you think this is a stupid D&D movie?!"

    "Nice!!"

    haha good stuff

  • Blasphemy! That movie was awesome!

  • That gives girls/women who play D&D a bad name. I was a part of 2 groups where the women outnumbered the guys playing most games and it was a blast!

  • I'm a Dungeon Master, and I"m also a woman.

  • my wife plays d&d with me. she said when she used to play back in the day, the nerdy guys would all give her all their magic weapons and do all the hard stuff for her like levelling up and looking up spells.

    ...and that is why nerds have trouble getting girls. the guys in the video did the right thing. this girl wanted to be queen of the sausage festival and was gonna walk all over these guys! two rogues and no cleric...psssht.... what was she thinking?

  • Agreed..

  • haha this is 2nd d&d video ive seen wanda spewing her idiocy. Down with creativity, imagination is the work of satan...really? Besides christians have commited some of the worse acts in history. not all christians are as crazy as u though...

  • Wanda's right! We've been hailing Satan all this time! It's not about a fun social game, it's about the devil and his evil flame penis!

    Well, that was a fun revelation. So long as the Devil is willing to spring for cheetos and mountain dew I'm game for some Dungeons and Devils.

  • My GM is actually a pretty cool chick. Unfortunately, the D&D stereotypes aren't quite bad enough to be funny, it's like they're actual D&D players who are afraid of making fun of themselves, which in my experience doesn't exist.

    Also, Laser clerics are the only class that can defeat Cyber-bears.

  • Okay, so there's no Christianity in the world of Dungeons & Dragons. It's a fantasy world, not a real one. No one is actually worshiping Pelor or Nerull (Characteristic gods of good and evil), we're just playing a game. And, being that Christianity doesn't exist in D&D, kind of hard for there to be anything Satanist either. Any use of inverted pentacles and human/animal sacrifice are there to heighten the sense of evil the players are vanquishing, not worship. Lighten up!

  • And you spelled innocent wrong. *thumbs up*

  • are you serious? what a joke! Dying religeous institutions made that up in the 80s for publicity.

    since then, millions of people grew up playing dungeons and dragons and none of them became worshippers of the Christian Satan.

  • lol are u serious XD religion is a joke in general...

  • Yeah, right man. People only believed in religions like, way back in the Christocene Epoch or something...

  • Obvious troll is really obvious

  • 500 years ago people like you also banned the works of Copernicus and Galileo too.

    If have a crisis of faith over pictures on paper that you think are scary, then I think you are the one with the problem, NOT your kid.

  • 500 years ago, the people who banned the works of Galileo were successful and well-taken care of, while Galileo was imprisoned. Just like to-day. I think the larger insanity is to presume that we, as a people, are actually less trapped by conventions.

  • No girl who looked like that ever showed up in my gaming days.

  • ive had this happen actually, minus her glasses, and actually wanting to play....and we were freinds before she showed up....and yes, theyre are some vvvvveeerrrryyy hot nerds and thats MY experience

  • ...Seriously, a bard who sticks to the rules?... sounds lawful to me.. O WAIT!

    That's impossible right;)

  • Wow, that chick is freakin hot. but she needs to stop acting like a succubus and either choose to leave or pick a cleric without whining.

  • if u dont think that chick is hot ur gay enough said, shame about the rest of the pov vid

  • I wouldn't have let that girl join either. I doubt she would have been any fun even as a rogue, and the dice knocking move is extremely immature. FYI I am also a woman, and In my last 2 campaigns I played a Ranger, and now a Druid.

  • But uhh.. this was a joke :p

  • hot gamer chicks are a myth! prove me wrong. ha! you cant!

  • to True to be true, my friend but you never know there might one good looking gal out there who enjoys a good DnD session.

  • Hot and good looking are two different things man. there are plenty of good looking girls who are nerds. but none of them are super models. and those girls who GET PAID to go to comic cons and dress up and what not dont count!

  • Look man my comment reflects the reality in witch i live like someone said once, I am me and my circumstances, and let me tell you there is no hot in any of the nerd girls that Iv´e met and I have met a lot, I study engineering in a third world country so no there are no hot nerds here in general

  • Goodlooking girls who are nerds are hot, supermodels are almost never hot, they look like zombies that can't seem to find any brain to eat.

  • I have known several hot gamer chicks. I don't need to prove anything. I think you may need to get out more.

  • outside? you mean that bright place with no internet? no thank you.

  • They aren't a myth - in fact I play Vampire: The Masquerade with two of them regularly. Of course if you don't like the more metal-head or Gothic (true goth, not poser) look then you might disagree, but I think they're just fine.

  • anyone else notice the old dm screen combined with newer addition books?

  • Let's get real here guys. A cleric is like a gun. When you need one, you really need one, and lesser substitutes just don't cut it.

  • Lolz. Thankfully, some of us female types aren't as picky. I'd be fine with anything besides Barbarian (and the typical party doesn't *need* barbarians, do they now.)

  • they don't need barbarians, but its just so much fun seeing them trying to be diplomatic and charismatic.

  • kind of like the three stooges with chain saws? :)

  • And you can by flaming on Youtube...

  • hahahaha funny shit, "i roll played one once" haha

  • i'd let her roll my dice, if you catch my drift

    lol

  • Hah! I loved the dice innuendo!

    The guy was right though...D&D IS broken...just wait for a new RP system to rise up.

    PS: Nerds, be good to your women, it's kinky when they're the fighters. haha

  • why is she doing all those sublty sexy stuff? *pants tightening*

    is it hot in here?

  • IM the freakin' cleric for my group, and everyone LOVES me. It's a great role too, because everyone relies on you, and you hardly get bored because you're always doing something I also have a decent charisma, so most guys will swoon before me :)

  • Am i the only one that likes to be a cleric?

  • I never have understood why people knock D&D.

    It is an incredibly complex excursion into teamwork, foresight, math, and imagination.

  • I'm a girl and I just started playig DnD. It's fun so far!!!

  • Yep, thats what its like

  • 3rd Edition books and a 2nd Edition DM screen? Hmmm...

  • i want to bone a chick that is all grungy/never takes showers and plays dungeons and dragons on friday nights

  • me too.

  • awe...i play on sundays. ;p

  • DAMMIT!

  • lol..."i know. i roleplayed one once."

  • Wow you must have a boring life huh? Games of all kinds can be enjoyed by people of any age. You don't need to be a kid to get fun out of a game, and only people like you are the ones that are going to think badly about the people that do play games. Live life how you want to.

  • I play DND with girls and we dont have any problems at all. Not all girls are rogues. Im a guy and I play a rogue.

  • I want you all so badly. LOL.

  • Damn, such strict rules about group structure?

    The DM has problems in improvisation...

  • HAHAHAHAHA!

    I'd join in :D I play a cleric usually XD

    (yes, I'm a girl)

  • Good to know you are lenient while she is not. ;)

  • Why? Cause they play better? XD

    noob :P

  • Girls always wanna play rogues! EX: girl who had a mage, but she basically RP'd a rogue; she would hide when enemies were encountered, instead of preparing spells. She would RP her PC being sneaky instead of being arcane interested or scholarly.

    I hate the way girls (and the guys RPing with them or DMing for them) expect special treatment for their PC. You're on the same field as everyone else; indeed RP your PC to your advantage but don't be a bitch IRL when bad things happen in game, please.

  • I love the Complete Arcane!!!