"Things He Said I Had Not Learned" (A song written from Weirdo comments!)

[KiddsockTV]

oh yeah! That was WEird! NIce!

[TheMadPoppet]

Behind blood on ones face?  That CAN'T be sanitary!!

[phampants]

The puppet is back!!!

Okay the song is messed up but hilarious!

[MattyHo07]

Way to go Chris.. And, I love the hat and shirt!!!!!!

[ChristopherMast]

@MattyHo07 I like my Charlie Sheen shirts :)

[DarkMindedPoet]

downloaded this song off YouTube ,been played it on my iPod while jogging. :-p

[ChristopherMast]

@DarkMindedPoet Ummm.... ummm... ummmmmmmm.... uh...

[sunsetlover]

very nicely done.... next song........

I can write a full song just with the heartbreak from my last Girlfriend

[laumeux]

Lyrics: And then the cheeto shed it's cheese.

Yeah, I have no idea where that came from.

[ChristopherMast]

@laumeux Ummm... OK :)

[abbyroadme]

Wow, we really are weirdos!

[ChristopherMast]

@abbyroadme Paul is dead

[abbyroadme]

@ChristopherMast Yep!

[ChristopherMast]

I think I'd stick and extra chorus of the "I'm a weirdo..." bit before the "Have you ever been so mad that jail seems OK" line... I guess I'll have to rework it for the iTunes version ;P

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[ChristopherMast]

@mikma That's going in the next song.

[kenrg]

You pay more for those teeny tiny tomatoes sometimes.

New lyrics:

Running through my mind was all that we'd said

Always in a jam and never enough bread

[ChristopherMast]

@kenrg My wife LOVES those teeny tiny tomatoes...

we get 'em at Trader Joes (hey that rhymes)

[ralfonzo83]

This was a very very good idea!

[ChristopherMast]

@ralfonzo83 Gracias

[vjm1234]

pic for this video is creeepy Mast. just sayin. SmileyD

[ChristopherMast]

@vjm1234 Meant to be... it's a creepy song :)

[Blargaldalien]

Lyric submission:

Running thorough my life with scissors in my hands.

I find the way home is covered in jam.

[ChristopherMast]

@Blargaldalien Love it.

[Blargaldalien]

"...these testicles can conquer the world.." Classic!

[ChristopherMast]

@Blargaldalien Bet THAT line's never been in a song before.

[OhCurt]

Oh! And lyrics, eh?...

[clears throat]

Running for my life and all he could say was how could you desert me on this, of all days?

[ChristopherMast]

@OhCurt I think I can use that one too!

[OhCurt]

LOVE IT!

The hat ain't bad either. ;-)

[ChristopherMast]

@OhCurt I love the hats... and I think the Purple Puppet might make a comeback too.

[kokohawk]

Damn! I need to check out the videos on here more often. I feel like I missed out on this one. Well done sir! Let's see you use the lyrics "Your mom and my monkey got it on" Yeah, that's the first most random thing that popped into my mind.

[ChristopherMast]

@kokohawk OK then :)

[Sugartalker]

That was freaking awesome Chris! Bizarre but freaking awesome! You know what else is awesome? It's the fact that I didn't have to type any of the words in this comments I'm leaving you thanks to my iPhone for S! It might mess up here and there but I love it exclamation

[ChristopherMast]

@Sugartalker It can find you hookers and help you bury her when she's dead too!

[fehquig]

Bravo!

[ChristopherMast]

@fehquig Gracias!

[DarkMindedPoet]

continued...

(chorus) YouTube the one place i can act like a boob, people pick on the noobs. And if you are a hater, Guess kick your ass later. Videos here and there,

all i can do is stop and stare.

Speedyconkiwi and her Variety videos,

I sit and watch her videos quietly,smilingly,admiringly.

PaperCuts777 and food with attitude,

Food is definitely fit for dudes.

I love Youtube, a place to waste hours,

best way to pass work hours.

[ChristopherMast]

@DarkMindedPoet Like these... they might be their own song

[DarkMindedPoet]

ChristopherMast with the Legion of weirdos, he is my hero.(Weirdos Unite!) SugarTalker he is the funniest guy you'll see, who the heck needs TV? (chorus) YouTube the one place i can act like a boob, people pick on the noobs. And if you are a hater, Guess kick your ass later. Videos here and there, all i can do is stop and stare. captainfury2007 isn't he heaven? I watched his video since i was 11. Ralfonzo83 and his videos of Parody, his videos seem odd to me, but hey he's really funny.

[KluKluxKLAM]

nine views thats still more then ive ever gotten

[ChristopherMast]

@KluKluxKLAM We'll have to see about that

[DarkMindedPoet]

Awesome video plus you singing is awesome!



[ChristopherMast]

@DarkMindedPoet Gracias!

[hallbe]

I'm reporting this to the YT copyright fairies. It's obviously stolen from weird Al! ;-)

[ChristopherMast]

@hallbe Weird Al Yankin' It?

[sweltryfetish]

when im old, this will be my anthem

[ChristopherMast]

@sweltryfetish Me too

[ChristopherMast]

first

[Xelanderthomas]

@ChristopherMast ha ha ha ha

[ChristopherMast]

@Xelanderthomas I'm using your comment in the next song :)