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  • this game is fucking dog shit, worst game I've ever played

  • what the fuck are you saying duke is the king!!!! fuck you nigga

  • ahahahahahahah this guy is funny as hell

  • I actually agree with this guy, the only people who can possibly disagree are the 12 year old who like dick jokes. One of the guns max ammo is 69.............If you laughed at that and your older then a 12 year old, congrats, you are a faggot

  • Fuck you !!!!

  • that niggah didnt even wash his hand! -.-*

  • is there auto aim for this game???????

    if yes r u using it?

  • Duke nukem forever was made on my birthday

  • @1:00 that's why Walmart now has it for $9 ($20 off). Granted we don't know if the game maker intended it to be a graphically modernized version of the 90's game or just a continuation using 90's graphics.

  • @cricketno123 sorry but this isnt a revolutionary game ya digg this game is fucked your lucky to get three enemys on screen guns feel like shit gameplay is repetitavie so STFU YA DIGG

  • i dont like what youre sayin XD

  • the only thing terrible is you talking like a retard!

    duke kicks ass, and the game has its very good stuff too

  • Most people really dont get this game, gearbox released it just to get it out of the way so they could restart the series. Gearbox can do way better justice to duke nukem than this. They made half life opposing force ffs.

  • @stupidlambo opposing force is fucking epic but borderlands was better

  • lol, dude you sound like a fucking retarded cock flock...

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  • Is this a review or a "calling names contest"??? the game looks bad indeed...but what kind language is that? Jeez....

  • I don't care about grapphics

  • @iLoveLinkinParke15 So what's your point. They call themselves that all the time so what you say means nothing! Sorry to disappoint you!

  • this game is donky dick

  • duke nukem fucking sucked dick worst game how can you like it its fucking horrible

  • ugh... he doesn't wash his hands? how gross

  • wow i think he likes this game!

  • You don't even deserve to be a game review ya fucking game hating ass wipe disgraceful fuck!

  • don't quit your day job

  • wow, all the negative feedback

    AMAZING game

    you call of duty only players just dont know what a REAL game is

  • @kill4kill2kil

    And DNF is different from COD or any other modern fps how?

    It looks and plays like a goddamn halo and I hate halo or COD or any modern FPS shooter.

  • @TheCartelSoldier I am sorry. More than one person uses this account. How I wish it weren't so.

    THAT COMMENT IS GETTING DELETED!

  • @johnlewisbrooks Yeah. By checking my account you'll find I am a church preacher. Let's just say I DIDN'T spare the rod on the one who made that comment and my account info is LOCKED!

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  • hollywood hmmmm it riminds me about la norie

  • lol peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Duke Nukem sux ass lol I threw up when I playe it

  • haa people defending this game. wtf?

  • @77elvistheking Who gave him the right to talk? Who gave YOU the right? It's his fucking opinion chill out and don't be such a racist little prick.

  • This game is garbage.

  • how long are loading times after they kill you

  • You idiots should hate on your own videos dumbasses.

  • you couldnt finish the game cuz ur a noob nigga! and first off its a game to enjoy n is meant to be stupid! go to ur stupid ghetto n start dancing like monkeys with ur so called homo homies!!! LONG LIVE DUKE NUKEM AND ROCK N ROLL!!

  • and to answer your question, "pissing, what game does that kind of shit?" you obviously have never played heavy rain im guessing.

  • first, the graphics look fine. HOMEFRONT graphics are shit. second its the gameplay that counts. third, the pissing and similar things are throwbacks to the classic that you never played. and last, dude your disgracing your race coming off as a sterotypical "wonder bread eating ghetto ps3 owner".

  • and your funny!

  • yeah most ppl dont have it because it "took 12 f*****g years" and it sucked!

  • wtf is hot garbage??

  • @IDeadBe4Me i'm guessing it's garbage that's hot but you know, it could be anything

  • You should have played the older games. This doesn't go for shock value at all. The original games went for over the top action and bad puns with stupid comedy and the whole game is based off of a joke character that is a sexist egotistic fuck head that so happened to save the world from invading aliens.

    You are judging the game for being in development for 12 years. If you thought about it at all you would understand that they to trade companies and they had to build new engines for it.

  • - the ps3 graphics for this are APPAULING!

    it has to install something - what, i have no idea because it makes no difference at all. The textures are real low quality - even posters are blurred. if you die - the ENTIRE level has to spend another 2 mins reloading - incomparison to killzone 3 for example - die, play again, die, play again etc etc etc no problem - this game is a fuckin joke.

    BUT... there are some "fun" elements... but it doesnt mean anything in comparison to the graphics

  • This reviewer is either on drugs or didn't even play the game at all. Gamecube graphics? seriously? I bought and play this game on my ps3 and it's quite fun. Not the best, but it is fun. Framerate is not bad at all, and the graphics is kinda similar to the xbox360 game 'Prey'.

  • @undrgrnd76 - fun doesnt relate to the graphics at all.

  • @cricketno123 YOU MEAN GIRAFE PUSSY?

  • it looks disgusting! HAHA

  • this dude comantary should be there in every video about games lol :-D

  • Gabbage ? Someone Didnt go To School

  • Only Reason Why iDisliked This Is Because Of Yoour Voice. Thumbs Up If Anyone Else Agrees.

  • you have the most annoying voice i have ever heard

  • 1:29 Game looked like shit? so did your mom when duke fucked her up good. :)

  • i thout it was preety good to be honost

  • I love playing shitty games with my friends. Much more fun

  • where the fucking sound come from

  • 1:16 was funny as hell 

  • you have to not know anything about video games. This game sucks I agree but you sould like a fuck idiot

  • To be quite honest i thought this game was gonna be good but its a piece of shit.

  • this guy should learn how to shut the fuck up

  • playing in hd? hd gaming hasnt been developed yet, upscaling yes, but thats not true hd

  • ARRRHHHHHHHH mute mute , whats he talking about??

  • why does he gotta be so black.

  • @biotrin: Maybe if you stop masturbating, that crappy voice of yours may improve. :P

  • @stargazer945 Stop masturbating, might help with your eyesight. Guns look blocky, colours are boring and the Duke Nukem was once ahead of other games when it came to graphics, but now it would be a bit worse than CS: Source which came almost 7 years ago. Most of us bought it for the hype... unfortunately it gives Gearbox the impression they should make more of this shit.

  • The real problem with the graphics is that they are not adapted for your stupid brain

  • as for i am a die hard duke nukem fan this game has failed.

    and didnt made my fan appreciate of this game i would advice ur better of buying bulletstorm then this piece o shit game or if get the classic duke nukesm on ur xbloxlive or psn

  • @stargazer945 the porblem with the graphics? easy, the high graphs and the reboos of creating this games made the game suck the older version with crappy qualty whas a higher qualty in gameplay then in graphic desgin this duke nukem forever graphics problem is it only aimned on graphic design and not on gameplay design cus utterly this felt like playing another fps games then rather playing dukenukem its more like playing a game with voice mods of duke nukem rather...

  • i think i speak for everyone when i say SHUT THE FUCK THE UP!!!!

  • @Drummer3576 you dont speak for everyone. you shut the fuck up

  • the hole time i was watching this video. i was wishing the guy commentating would shut the fuck up

  • @therealhard8times considering the effort and reformatting the game with 7 or something around that different game engines and basically 1 or 2 years to make it with a dead studio and gearbox you have to cut them some slack they tried failed but at least got the game out man if they make another one hopefully they will spend more time on it but who knows

  • you dont now what DukeNukem all about

  • You remind me of Ryder from gta: san andreas

    :D

  • thumbs up if you think this guy havent played Duke Nukem 3D

  • i got the inprresion you dont like the game so much...

  • you sound like destorm 8)

  • My BirthDay Was June 15 Im 15 Now and i saw this game in walmart good thing i didn waste ma money

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  • terrible yes..

    it reminds of halo one

  • dont quit your day job bro....

  • the game sucks true but u suck more

  • @stan3k2 leave him alone i was mad 2 when he didn't like it but stil it's just the graphics

  • gee! cant understand shit of what this chimpanzee is saying

  • @danteswb HAHA i laughed my fukin ass off when i saw this comment

  • Man, you need to get your facts right, this game was not in development for 12 years, that's not true. The game was scrapped over 5 times in those "12 years", the game you are playing took about 2 years on the making, not 12.

  • The game looks bad because you are playing it in a PS3, the PC version looks way better. This game was not designed from the beginning to work or run on game platforms that are using hardware architecture that has been discontinued for PC environment. If you want to play the game the way it was supposed to be, get the PC version.

  • @taz069 ps33 has good grahpicsssss uuu seee every thing looks shiny 360 and ps3 rrr good both of them

  • that was a funny ass video but yeah i agree the game isn't very good

  • thumbs up if muted him

    

  • OMG BLack Gangster make Ghettorap or Something but pls don´t talk about games.. i can´t listen " IT anymore

  • *sigh*... black people...

  • @rhyseeroo racist

  • @scrivenandre its true though

  • if any of u little kiddies wanna see some cartoon titties dude nukem is 4 u lmao!!!!!!

  • yo this is one funny ass video! Its a shame cause i was considering getting this game since the commercials make it look kool and shit. but after seeing this, im not paying 60 smthn for a ps1 look alike game lol

  • You know what I hate most about this game? There's no home multiplayer. I used to play Duke Nukem with my siblings all the time, and now I can't. At the very least, I get to play online, but if there wasn't that, then this game would be shit.

  • ur hilarious :L but ur intro is gay as fuck

    

  • If we only cared about graphics why is Angry Birds so popular? Its one of them you like it or hate it games.

  • someone must of pooped on this game it has allot of shit in it!

  • When this guy says "terrible" , he reminds me of Charles Barkley!

  • You make some good points. fair enough.

  • Duke Nukem Forever is just like a pervert mixing with a steroid monkey .I think the main developers of this trash are the lame-o 10 year old kids who try to get laid with a lady with lame jokes about women genitals .Randy Pitchford is blinded by his own duke-fanatic ,this shit is one of the epic marketing failure .

  • @su47 Word. Plus Duke talks way too much. He had a one-liner here and there in 3D but now he says stupid shit. His one-liners were much better in the old game.

  • @jakedizzle you say stupid shit

  • @scrivenandre lol

  • OMG THE COMMENTATOR IS NOOGIE!!!!!!

  • should be trolling about the art style rather than the graphics

  • Is this a new version of Sirious Sam? loololololol

  • yea guy i kno wat u sayin, one time styll yo, this game's fuckin bangin, one time say word styll i kno wat u sayin styll guy

  • Игра разрабатывалась 12 лет. - это рекламный ход, вы что, не поняли?

  • This game was one of the worst 24 hours of my life. Duke should retire to a home after this.

  • you should play duke nukem 3d, you can also take a piss on that game just like on this one, its nothing new.

  • A review by a crackhead. This game is actually badass, im a duke nukem fan and the game was actually awesome!

  • dam nigga you one dumb motha fucka. What kind of game starts with a dude pissing? Fucking Duke Nukem thats what. The most bad ass game ever. go play little big planet sounds like thats more your type of game. dumb motha fucka

  • Multiplayer is even worse. Check OnlyusemeBlade's vid

  • Do you have a mind of your own??? Honestly, all critics are seriously over bashing this game. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD. It is honestly a really fun game, maybe not great, but for sure not a bad game. My god man. And you have to realize, this game was designed for PC not consoles, that's why there are bad graphics. And if you understood 3D Realms situation, you would know that they only put 2 years into the game, then restarted from scratch and repeated the process for 14 years.

  • this dudes fresh fukin white people suck

  • lol.

  • The only problems I had with the game is the load times and the graphics and textures aren't the best. But that's not why you play Duke Nukem, you play for fun, funny jokes and solid shooting...oh and boobs too, in which Duke Nukem Forever delivers. Fuck your review and your annoying and immature too.

  • I like cartoon titties!!

  • Speak normal english dickhead

  • "like daaannm nigga gettin head by two bitches"

  • ur voice annoys me

  • ur voice annoys me

  • People like you should be dragged into the street and shot.

  • I can say I agree and disagree. The graphics are not bad. The gun models are okay but not special. The game itself, when I was younger like middle school and elementary I'd be pretty hype but now after college I feel this kind of game is corny yo. Like seriously, this egotistical dude is cool but he talks far too much corny shit. Gameplay looks decent though. I wouldn't buy it but I'd play multiplayer if a friend wanted

  • Any of you kiddies wanna see some cartoon titties I loled.

  • @doughboycod2 Not as annoying as people who feel the need to beg convo. Go away

  • Happy Belated B-Day.....This nigga kept it real

  • this dude is a liar if you play the first duke or the 3d version you know getting bj is duke it's his personality so don't hate on him you asshole

    and your annoying as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thanks for the REAL heads up on this game....I think I'll pass...even for a rental.

  • Black guy is mad because fried chicken at KFC wasn't fried enough.

  • @therealhard8times Obiously somebody doesnt have a sense a humor and cant play a game that was made to not be taken seriously i mean its not your fucking Call of Duty were everybody os trying to act serious i think Duke Nukem Forever is Good even if it does have shitty Graphics Who Gives A Fuck Bro u make it seem like u have a fetish for good graphics so Please STFU Thank You

  • @KCR53 Not as annoying as people who have the balls to comment on his channel about how annoying he is.

  • @KCR53 you're*

  • You mad bro?

  • @KCR53 why watch if annoying? lol 

  • stfu noob

  • I never really get what was the big deal with Duke Nuken anyway. I mean, I'm sure the original game was good and funny back in the day but I don't know, this game doesn't seem to match up.

  • the reason it looks bad is because they are trying to go back to a origanial vibe

  • @CyberMango27 No. They difinitely didnt do that you dumbass. Companies dont go back only forward. just like his truck ran out of gas, the developers ran out of gas makin the game

  • @Jesslovesmoneyandmor Sry I was just going by wat a lot of the forms said when i say a lot i mean a lot

  • @CyberMango27 It does look terrible though. Agree?

  • @Jesslovesmoneyandmor Yeah Agreed

  • this video is 100% on mute!

  • better than cod

  • Muuuuuted!

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  • u sound retarded

  • this fucking game sucks. thumbs up.

  • @F1sTDaCuFFs

    Another thumbs up whore... What a cool kid.

  • @iM0L3 Lol you know who the hell he is? 

  • @frankthematon

    I just saw his channel, he uploads Call of Duty commentary everyday... What a loser.

  • STOP judging the game before you play it. For real fans of duke, this game is a treat. All I have to say is, I will NEVER trust an IGN game review again. So what if it's nothing like black ops or modern warfare. That's the point!

  • @MonanzaFTW but the things is, its worst than black ops, and REAL fans of duke will agree that this game is completely shit

  • @KCR53 MY god it's annoying when people don't know how to spell you're.

  • @syko82 This game is catered to a different audience. Sure the expectations after 12 years were incredibly high and that's probably why lots of people were disappointed but for me, what matters most about a game is how much fun I have playing it, and I can honestly say I've had more fun playing this than 90% of the games made in the past 10 years.

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  • this guy is fucking retarded. he thinks that this game uses the same engine that they used in the 1990's to develop this game. I dont knoe what to say. And stop trying to act gangster. especially all of the fanboys typing like "oh wOw stupid gay azz sht muthrfukin bitchezz fuk them wite azz cracazz keep it rel hrd 8"

  • Haha, this shit was the truth. Sorry Duke fans, this game is ass. Get over it.

    Respect the truth.

  • It's supposed to look cartoony and stuff!!!! What u on about!!!