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  • I started watching you three years after this video came out and I kept watching because you are awesome

  • I saw mom tortures son with hot sauce i loved your content i stayed

  • Pollen

  • lol i remember this.

  • I forgot when i started watching but i stuck around because of you're personality, it's better than watching CNN.

    P.S probably started somewhere in 2010 because I don't remember this vid at all

  • @djinnwalker Woah calm down there. No need to be pressing your vagina juices over anybodies face. Just going to say this that was one of the weirdest things I have ever read in my entire life. Now lets be mature adults (yes I know I am assuming you are an adult) and never say that ever again.

  • I watched this today :)

  • @djinnwalker

    Kinky, I like it ;)

  • Both of the top comments can't tell the difference between 'woman' and 'women'.

  • Sarah Pollen??? lol

  • God does not hate, nor does Goddess, nor GURU. illuminaughty have weaponized milk, food, water, VACCINES (see my vaccine playlist for real life HORROR if you dare to be brave).

    NAKED TRUTH

    Prabhupadavani. org/Gita/web/text/GT117.html Lovingly worship Supreme Personalty of Godhead in whatever form attracts you in the mood that attracts you, become fixed in your own PERSONAL relation. THIS is real and tangible, no one can take that away or change it.

  • about 2 years from now

  • 1. Just right now

    2. Title made me snicker

    3. You have an entertaining way of speaking and as eurofag I wanna learn about american culture in general. You seemed like a fair cross section.

  • 1. about half a year ago.

    2. Ijustines happy birthday video with the cake.

    3. Your funny and your not afraid or hesitant to say bad words or spead your mind.

  • @ilovecupkakez THE CAKE IS A LIE. Sorry had too make the reference, I hope you get it.

  • I started watching you like a month ago cause you like always on the Suggestions and i was like "Shit man not this douche bag again!" so i decided to watch your shit. Then it turned out you were better the Ray William Johnson so I carried and you were more reliable then Natalie Tran (aka Community Channel)

  • People say women can get away with anything....i'm a women and i don't get away with shit....if i slap someone by accident or purpose mostly likely on purpose i get told "Bitch! I'm gonna Chris Brown your ass"

  • @elizabethsiddique You get Chris Brown me (being male) goes to Jail for 6 to 8 years for assaulting a person.

  • @elizabethsiddique Sure you get told "bitch". The man goes to jaol for the same. So let's compare that:

    the man is put in jail. The woman is told "bitch"

    Which is worse punishment for beating someone?

  • @elizabethsiddique Then you are probably a dude.

  • hit the nail on the head when Phil said, "That's not faith, that's fear. 2 different things"

  • @peachiesweets well said. I'm glad someone can not be afraid to defend God's holy name and also I pray that he sees the light of the son and not just the sun.

  • awwww look at 'im

  • pawlin lol

  • hey i think i read in cosmo that hpv can cause throat cancer in males and females....just fyi

  • nooo he hats you

  • I don't remember the first video of yours I watched. It has been easy to find you since you are always on the most watched. I keep watching because you can be somewhat insulting and funny at the same time. I like your sense of humor and sarcasm.

  • just started watching your newer commentarty tonight. youre great entertainment for my insomnia, and dead fucking on about everything... ir maybe im in a delusional mentally impaired state of mind. But in the great words of Eddie Izzard..."i fancy you!"

    My dog is snoring. it is my cue to trrryyy to sleep. If i cant it is your fault, and i shall give you a mighty fist shaking!

  • I started watchin when i randomly found one of these videos and it was pretty epic

  • Oh, old intro and outro... I've missed you guys!

  • I'm an Atheist and therefore avoid such petty conflicts.

  • Pah-lin :)

  • God made women to upkeep the family, and made the men to protect them. it's co-op mode people

  • god loves everybody.

  • STUPID CUNTS, GOD MADE MEN TO BUILD, RULE AND PROTECT THE WORLD. DONT BE ANGRY AT GOD FOR MAKING MEN THE SUPERIOR SEX.

  • i don't think God is a douche to women. it's the way the world goes round. if we can't do it to women, what, we're gonna do it to men? really? it's society that's douche to women, not God.

  • @twighlight00 thank u

    

  • Read the facts!

    A man can file a sexual harrasment complaint and nothing happens.

    A women can do the same thing but she can get thousands of dollars for it.

    A man hits his son and its abuse.

    A women hits her son and its parenting.

    A mans spills his drink on somone and he gets yelled at.

    A women spills her drink on someone and they tell her dont worry.

    A man yells at a woman swearing at her and gets a fine from the cops.

    A women yells and a man and nobody cares.

    Women can get away with anything!

  • @splendour97 To True

  • @splendour97 i think its cuz women have the pain of carrying a baby so people are like "oh well this person can have babies and i can't so im gonna let her get away with everything"

    but yeah thats just my opinion o3o

  • @splendour97

    A man gets a job requiring no degree, or even training--he can support a family.

    A woman gets a job requiring no degree, or even training- she gets to live in the poor house.

    In ALL of human history, unless a man was a slave, he could vote, own property, be protected by the law, enjoy privileges such as driving and .

    In ALL of human history,REGARDLESS of whether she was a slave, she could not vote, own property, and drive.

    Continued...

  • @Cleverbot777 In all of human history, please show me an instance where:

    A man can be raped by his own spouse, even if he doesn't want to have sex and have it be okay. It happens all the time with women. Last time I checked - having sex with your spouse was a mutual decision.

    A man having acid thrown on his face because he decided not to marry into the family of the woman who threw the acid--then have her get off scott free, or with a slap on the wrist. This happens to women.

  • @Cleverbot777 So, before you whine too much about how women get treated 'better' in some circumstances think about what you are complaining about. Are you treated badly because of your gender? No, men are praised for their gender.

    Women still have it bad in many circumstances. They also do most of the work in a family and expected to work outside 2. Just because u don't recognize that women are still treated, in many ways, like second class citizens, doesn't mean it isn't so.

  • @splendour97 That's funny, I thought we were equal.

  • @splendour97 omg THANK YOU!!! There's so much more but thank you for what you listed so far. Sadly there is SO MUCH MORE though...

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  • @splendour97 Nothing you said there was true, we can't "Get away with anything!" That was just rude and sexist.

  • The HPV Vaccine has caused a lot of adverse reactions. We don't hear much about it. It would be cool if you could comment on that. Here's a website you could check out. garynull.com/home/hpv-and-natu­ral-alternatives-to-the-hpv-va­ccine.html

  • nassale

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2011?!?!?!?!

    *ps... im desperate for a thumbs up*

  • You're an Atheist in denial Phillip!

  • Women can't get prostate cancer (because obviously, women don't have one), and men can also get breast cancer.

  • "Pallin" is A-ppallin'.

  • I am atheist. Why believe in fictional crap that people made up out of fear or control.

  • um Jesus was a man so...... :-)

  • men just use girls for sex because there is none worth marrying

  • Who knows but there may be a whole family of gods up there and mine is somebody different than yours? This will be a "non-universal" kind of goddity where we each have our own personal creator different than others! The idea of being just one sheep hearding type of god is dumb and stupid and comes from the old days of ancient history profits out of that stupid bible.."One king per kindom crapp?" ..It's about time to throw all the bible religion cookbooks and rid ourselves from the infection!

  • @JoeyMars1 n moste beleavs ther were many gods not just one

  • love watching oldschool phill

  • Dam, What happend to his hairline ?

  • sarah POLLEN lol.

  • i love you! you are my hero

  • If God did exist and came to earth as a human he'd pretty much be Herbert Moon (if you don't know watch on youtube it's from a video game).

  • @RPSM101 Lmao, just played through Red dead for the 3rd time I laugh every single time I hear "WAIT STOP! I'M HERBERT MOON!!!"

  • @Antroid123 I' m Herbert MOOOOON! I don't like blacks, jews, gays, catholics, british or socialists!

    Is there any one else you don't like?

    Hell yes!

  • I am agnostic. God (men)in the bible could have polygamy while they stoned a girl to death for adultery, if she is nt a virgin on her wedding night...oh and if she is a whore daughter of a priest YOU BURN HER. a rape victim had to marry her attacker. god had David's wives raped for David's sin 2sam 12:11 ..GOD HATES WOMEN!

  • Of course women get cancer.. it's plastered over the walls of every doctor's surgery in the country, along with flyers on domestic violence. Women get cancer more AND get beaten to a pulp by men regularly. That has nothing to do with men committing suicide at a rate 4 times higher than women or anything, or the fact prostate and testicular cancer is just as prevalent as cervical and breast cancer in women.. the pamphlets in the doctor's office talk about women's shelters.

  • If you are wondering about the existence of God you should read "Beyond Death's Door" by Maurice Rawlings MD. Its the most interesting book on near death experiences that I have ever read. I think lots of these books and stories on the subject are unsubstantiated or faked but this is a doctor hearing accounts from people who have just been resuscitated, and many were children who tend to be more honest. The many common elements to these stories made me think.

  • @WillBrendon im curious, where dose it say in the bible that god hates women? or storys, or anything in particular. please? : )

  • i know its soo late but, i started watching you when ksixfaces mentioned you. i discided; "Why the hell not!"

    and watched you.

    and i found you really usefull and very funny at the same time.

    ive been deticated ever since. -3

  • I started watching you when you first started years ago! and Im still watching you today in 2011. I was one of your first 100 Subscribers, and Im so glad you never really left youtube!

  • god does 'nt hate woman

  • @hokuyo100 A lot of the things said in the bible point towards him hating women.

  • Polio was around in the 50's that's hardly 200 years ago lol

  • You are in clear Violation of YouTube's Rules and Regulations Phil Franchina, Misleading Titles are not welcome here, you will answer for your crimes

  • sexist?

    this is a new word.... sexism didnt existed 500 years ago, 1000 years ago, and 5000 years ago.

    god isn't sexist, he decided to make some things better... why he made man better than animals? why he made animals better than plants?

  • @NotoriousDudeable what??? man are not better than animals and animals are not better than plants! If all the people in the world would die,Plants and animals would survive.But if you take out animals we would die.And if we take out plants we would die too. so...no

  • @Sortsitar My Gf never does anything for men and thinks women who do are idiots. I've also told women about the rows we've had in the past, where she's driven off and left me, miles from home, and they say that their partners would kill them if they did something like that.

    How come I picked a dud?

  • eve was created from adam's rib.... so god was sexist before there was even women lol.... and ps genesis is not supposed to be taken literally so im a hypocrite.

  • Sarah Palin is an idiot, she doesn't even know whats she's talking about half the time and this coming from a women. (I so did not vote for her)

  • i saw you through a davedays song

  • The best joke was "remain safe". I LOLd.

    Nice video.

    Sorry for contributing to the colossal burden of 15873+ comments on this.

  • i watch for one simple, diplomatic, racially/religiously/gender-ly­/politically correct reason,

    you make me happy in someone else's pants (:

  • A friend of mine mentioned that I should make an account,so I did, you know just so I could watch all the videos on youtube.One day i asked him "is there any intelligent people on youtube?" he replied, "quite a few actually"which admittedly i doubted.lol....

    So he said,"just look up....SXEPhil,and a few others..I did and I liked the way you discussed the issue that you care about in the way you care about them.That incase you didnt know, is unique.The reason i still watch?Is well. you still do.

  • LMfao

  • pollen!

  • i like how u make a big deal over something that doesnt exsist

  • Haha that's true it's is fear go not atheist but wishes to know or see a good

  • Did he just say Sarah Paulin? haha.... The good times of the Phillip DeFranco Show.

  • Phil you are definitely my home boy. You rock! But know this, God put us on this world to give us the choice of whether to believe in Him or not. If it was God's job to find us and prove He exists, then life is meaningless. WE have the choice. YOU gotta find God and put your faith in Him. God bless you bro and keep making awesome videos! You da man!

  • It's funny that this dude talks about breast cancer and cervical cancer when prostate cancer outnumbers breast cancer so I guess he didn't bother to research into that before he made his comments.

  • we looked up michael phelps and you came up... must be because you guys have similar body types(;

  • Naw man, God just hates the fact that you and other people think this is funny.

  • Oh yaay, vintage-Phil :P

    Started watching you cause I was sick while in a kibbutz and had nothing to do all day when everybody was working (turned out I was a lot sicker than I realised and almost died..) I stayed around cause you're funny as hell

  • what is the intro song?

  • you are nuts cool and funny as hell

  • lol sarah "pollen"

  • God doesn't hate women just as much as he doesn't hate men.

  • @dmc4coolcat Men decided to treat women badly and some women choose to accept it. Men and women have the power to change their roles if they wish. don't be angry with "god" because sexist men have all the power. if it pisses you off, do something about it.

  • @dmc4coolcat God doesn't allow men to abuse women though, he told them to respect them as the weakest sex!

    he actually hates it even more when men abuse women than the other way around.

    there for God is some what an old gentle man than a woman hating thug.

  • @Joanthecutey Adam, why did you cause all of this rape disease, hardship pain and suffering? Well, it was eve, she told me to eat the fruit, I wasn't even thinking about it . You see, that's why God hates women, she messed it all up for all of mankind,... until Jesus comes back and evens the score...the end

  • no Satan hates women and loves men.

    he loves gays right?

  • @Joanthecutey Therefore*

  • Bibicly Do you know why woman suffer in childbirth? After Adam and eve where deceived by the serptine in genisis, god cursed the serptine to slither on its belly. Woman will suffer giving birth and men would have to plant food in the ground and wait many years to eat it

  • @dmc4coolcat actually god made women have to do that crap because EVE ATE THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT! SO LIVE WITH IT AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

  • @KandyCing *cough* note real! *cough*

  • @KandyCing AND SO DID ADAM! What difference does it make if Eve was the FIRST to sin? Adam quickly followed suit, and god gave Eve the bigger punishment? Wtf? That's like two thieves stealing from the same shop on the same day. The first one to steal from the shop gets lifetime imprisonment, whilst the other has to do 42 days community service. You need to grow a freaking brain and start thinking for yourself for ONCE in your life.

  • @dmc4coolcat >.< if i ever married a woman i would cook and clean...but im gay...so i dont think i will...xD

  • @dmc4coolcat it's the way it goes

    the stronger race lives better, it was always like that

    

  • @dmc4coolcat

    Technically, they don't have to, but guys (like myself) are just kinda douchey and want to feel like they dominate something. I'm not trying to imply that I'm sexist, just saying that, from being a guy, that's what I've caught.

  • @dmc4coolcat that's all your fault for eating the forbidden fruit and giving into temptation

  • @dmc4coolcat

    just...shut it

    overwhelming fact that shows that women have the upper hand in society

    don't act like being pregnant is a disadvantage - women have maternity leave, or just don't have vermin spawn like a bloody rabbit.

    CLEANING AND COOKING!? oh boo-fucking-hoo.

    we all have decisions in life, the ones who are stuck in that situation with their husband did so because they were naive enough to get caught in that lifestyle

    TL;DR women are not below men in society, you cunt

  • @dmc4coolcat

    A man hits a woman its abuse and he goes to jail.

    A woman hits a man and everyone says big deal and piss off cause no body cares.

    And women don't have to do cleaning in the house and dishes, they usually only do it in a marriage because the Man is usually the one going to work and earning the money so the mother stays at home with the kids. My Dad is a stay at home dad and he has to do both. I think women have it so much easier and get in less trouble when it comes to voilence.

  • It's maybe stupid and/or gay, but I would be the happiest man around if I could experience giving birth to my own child. Sure, it hurts like fuck, but I haven't heard any woman saying: "No, giving birth doesnt worth getting through the pregnancy and the painful parts".

  • @dmc4coolcat are u women? i think god is a douche to every one at certain times and there are a lot of men who do the cleaning and cooking in there family while the wife brings home the bread and not every guy is a king of the world i know i'm not so please don't be like "guys can be kings of the world" women can be queens if they want to and the part where you say "men get to bitch at women" that sounded like a sexist under tone not accusing just saying but all well have a nice day

  • a lot of misinformation about agnosticism here. Being agnostic simply means you don't know for sure there is a God. Being atheist simply means you don't believe in a god. One can be an agnostic atheist, (doesn't believe in god, but doesn't know for a fact there is a god). And one can be an agnostic theist, (believes in a god but doesn't know for a fact that one exists).

    common misconception.

  • @j0hnnytamb0rine well isnt anyone who believes in god a agnostic theist?

  • @fuckhatasyadig not exactly. There are many people who say they don't know for sure god exists just as there are many who make the claim they KNOW he exists because they talk to him on a regular basis, know him personally etc etc.

  • I finally found my religion agnostic

  • I got that jab. It hurt. nd yes, God realy does hate us. but we have boobs. we win xD

    n'aaah, love you Phil

  • It's said (Pay-lyn). Retard.

  • @HarryIsTheGamingGeek isn't it (Pay - lin) ? Retard....

  • @Alphacaliber Mis-click.

  • @HarryIsTheGamingGeek the word is "pronounced" not "said". retard

  • Questions like that just give me a big rubbery one Phil.

  • Don't upset by HPV. I have many friends living with HPV on POZmingle,com, they can deal with it during their life. Hope all the people take care and find love.

  • Hey fool , what this title ? are you human being ? if yes so why do you say " God Hates Women" ? Are you crazy ? if not , so who created this Earth ? Who created your eyes ? Who created your hands that you are typing a word from it ? Who created your mother , father and your grand father and on and on . . ? who created your blood? so you have to ask this question to your self and then think about this big word and it is not funny okay it's not fun when you said that . Why are you living?

  • @kenzaki777

    LoL! You mad?

  • @kenzaki777 read a book other then the bible!!

  • @kenzaki777 I'm going to say something thats really going to piss you off. Ready? *Clears throat*

    God. Isn't. Real.

    Let the flame war begin... >:D

  • @out2of2this2world do you have any popcorn? i cant wait for this to begin >:D

  • @megaluigi55 lol

  • @out2of2this2world god is totally real because the banana...lol okay I typed that far before I couldn't stop laughing...of course he isnt real. And for the record I use the masculine adjective for a god because I firmly believe that god would have to be a man because no woman would or could f**k things up this badly. Yes ladies and gentlemen I am an atheist and I love George Carlin (no homo...well maybe). haha but for real of course he isnt, megaluigi55 better share some popcorn.

  • @kenzaki777 English isn't your first language is it? I find it appalling that you say "who" did these things, implying a creator. You see we have this nifty thing called science that does this rock awesome thing called research. You should check it out sometime you might just learn a thing or two.

  • @soundmindwar haha ok i'm officially in love with you lol

  • god is a man!!! men and woman r hunters now. i wanna stay &watch the kids &cook the bacon the man brings home

  • @ddaqueen so when it rains that's really God coming all over you?

  • @funkybruiser you are corney but im im sure you drink it after he cums

  • @ddaqueen It always amuses me that people put a sex on god - the one creature, if he does exist, that does not need nor have genitalia because you don't need that if you are spirit...but whatever.

  • @funkybruiser he refers 2 himself in the bible as a HE & so does EVERY1 here on earth..thats IF he exists. He created EVERYTHING according to man&the bible. If he does exist i have NO choice but 2 believe he a man....but yeah whatever

  • @funkybruiser Religion sucks

  • @funkybruiser that is what islam saying .. go and learn about islam !.. it might be true :)

  • @funkybruiser your comment=awesome.

  • @funkybruiser FYI The Bible was written by God through men...the fact that proves your whole idea wrong is that the apostles were writing about events in scripture that hadn't even occurred yet. But did occur after their life times. Just a tid-bit of info I hope you'll consider.

  • dude god doesnt hate women in fact women got to see jesus 1st not men

  • dude

    relax

    then after U relax

    go fuk ur self

  • Few months ago? Boyfriend showed me some. And cuz you're awesome :) <3

  • idk an idk an idk. = D

  • 739 people had to google labor day.

  • Read Genesis chapter 3. Women had it coming.

  • @animehobo Fuck you. God loves everyone equally!

  • @Montanaific001 Sorry I didn't mean to offend you. I was being sarcastic. I can't really convey voice inflections in a Youtube comment.

  • @animehobo Okay. I t was still rude next time you should pobably watch what you say on youtube.

  • Your too Boss !!! XD

  • sxe phil, kill yourself

  • @GREENnPURP go f uck ur self

  • @GREENnPURP when you actually get close to as many subscribers as him then talk faggot

  • @jesse4506 that has nothing to do with it

  • I have actually only just started watching your vids maybe two or three four months ago . . . I'm not sure well anyways I've kept watching because you talk about the news and the way you talk about it makes it less boring and even funny . . . i plan one day watching all of your vids . . . so far I'm not even half way through them X-D

  • Uh. i guess i started watching about a year ago. i was just watchin stuff and one of your videos showed up on the related section. and i guess i kept watching cause not only do you talk about news and most of the time its important things. but your pretty damn hilarious and you also throw in some random stupid topics once in a while. bottom line i would rather hear what you have to say than john stewart or anybody else like that.

  • my brother showed me bout you in like 2008 and i just kept up with you cuz i think that your really funny and cuz i think that you have very good points on many things.. yah thats bout it but hell your awesome right? so thats also another reason!

  • jimmy johns is super fucking awsome tho

  • What if he didn't? Perhaps the creation of god is a byproduct of the universe's creation or a byproduct of our unique ability to attach cognitive thought to creation itself. Basically, our ability to think may have created god in our minds. That doesn't mean he's not there. Some things only exist in our minds. That doesn't make them any less real. Insert Stephen Hawking's "new" creation theory here. It's really just a modern day plagerism of Sir Isaac Newton's universal gravity theory.

  • I just started watching you because you're a funny little guy. I'm probably agnostic too. I pray sometimes just in case there is an all powerful spirit that knows my thoughts. I kind of hope there is. If there is he might have reformed the earth in seven days, but long after the dinos were done with it. No "holy" passage says he created the universe. They do say he made the world in a week. When we discovered a huge universe outside of our world, many naturally assumed he made it all.

  • I started watching u in Aug 2010!!!! And I got ur app and it's my goal to watch all of ur vids!! U r so true I find myself agreeing with u just as much as me disagreeing. Also ur like fucking awesome!!!

  • @hannahsmith1991 i agree and hes gotta hot smile to

  • did you know YOU Phillip and NODQCAW have the same intro for your videos????

    I JUST relized that, well the intro is for talk wrestling shows now!

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    i am atheist i dont think god is really cuz if he waz he wouldnt make my life sometimes crapie and let my grandma die when i waz 2 and i am 13 so i said i wanta kill myself but i didnt so i am bullyed sometimes so thanks alot god u help make my life suck sometimes