Pablo Francisco - Jackie Chan - Bruce Lee - Jet Li

[1untamedwolf]

Pablo is truly one of the greatest comics alive today.  So talented, so engaging... perhaps he should consider running for President. Imagine, if you can, how funny the next "State of the Union" speech would be? Ha! Suddenly just about everyone would be tuning in. After all, the shortest distant between two people... or two nations... is a laugh.

[savasz32]

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Chinese Gang

[KznAzn1]

Id say his jokes r okie but races as fuk xP talking bout jackie chan and naming almost all of his movies and yeah they can take on 12 guys :P its a movie course its acting u want him to beat up 12 randon dudes?

[darshan12GORZOWWLKP]

- Hey, what's that noise?

- I'm breathing.

- ... GET HIM!

The Molestio part had me laugh so haaard!

[lawwww]

The "PAN!!" part had me loool. 1:43

[aleathia83]

I eat banana..limi aloone lol

[cheryldisney90]

@Gettek oh yeah.. there will be someone crying.. but it ain't gonna be me.. its the one who's got his nutsack kicked!! HAHAHA...

thanks! you just made my comment better!!! XD

[487Cindy]

LIMI alooooon

[cheryldisney90]

you know what would be epic.. is when pablo really gets wacked in his nutsack by jackie chand and jet lee.. i think that would be defintely the best comedy show!!!

[Gektek]

@cheryldisney90 just cos he made of fun them u dont have to cry

[domovoiattack1]

he should have taken don lafontaine's place

[coreyjar23]

GET HIM!

[coreyjar23]

favourite comedian ever. EVER.

[MinstrelxwS]

noob.

[Phuckinthapool]

This shit isn't true but still funny

[lolmattt]

"He's gonna touch you in your dirty spot!"

HE'S GONNA TOUCH YOU IN YOUR DIRTY SPOT!

[EntrepreneurMoney]

lmao how have i never heard of this guy?

[diesechspfade]

OMG I´m dying... thats just too good

[imnotthisoldlol]

I'm Jackie Chan and I thought this was hilarious.

[YayoWolf]

AHNcle AHNcle! ROOOOOOFLL

[alexandrucorleanca]

what`s that noise ?

i`m breathing

get him !

hahahaha

[lolamic2603]

Man !¿ 0_

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[release2]

5:30

Asian man in background is not amused.

[LemonZeppelin]

Funny but takes it too far

[GreenGearMood]

LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOE!! >A<

[lynchinjesus]

i hate how youtube doesnt load the rest of the video as its sitting paused. so if my internet sucks i cant watch the video without it buffering every 5 secs. thx youtube u piece of shit way to break something that was working perfectly fine.

[overurhead28]

Kickass2513 ur a retard dude , learn how to take a joke then maybe u will find a lil happiness n ur sad,boring life n no wont touch him cuz ill beat ur ass first ,see how that last comment bears no weigh due to being a comment posted over the internet ? So due the world a favor n get brutally murdered soon ;+)««{

[cruzerrepublic]

I practice martial arts, am Asian, am a Bruce Lee fan, and I find this funny.

Although he has no idea that Bruce Lee can actually do that things that people say he does!

[xxxfancymanxxx]

i would like this guy to fight jackie chan, bruce lee and jet li then would he bother them

[CaliBoiVic]

this bitch sweats way to much i think hes on crack

[TheNinjaLettuce]

what movie is this from?

[vylkyl]

haa haa . i need a counselor ha ha ha haa aaaaaaaaaaaa

[RyeBai]

It's funny but the audience laughing and clapping is on a loop.

[fairfanx]

hahahahaha wow



[Texas713rock]

Funny Ass Hell!!

[XAytherxRedictusX]

So in this whole sketch he kept making the same joke, over and over again? Not sure whether it says something more about him or his audience.

[jackburton2009]

Lots of butthurt Asians, LOL. You guys should be more mad at William Hung.

[kickass2513]

fuck you u asshole, pablo francisco i will kick your ass u loser jackie chan make more monet than you in 1 second

[Aztekninja123]

@kickass2513 lol @ you taking it seriously..He's a comedian, can't you take a f*cking joke?

[lactavius]

@Toohuman shut up Id like to see a croud of poeple pay to hear your jokes you retarded hater.

[TooHuman]

This guy really has no charisma. Those people must be really drunk to laugh at him :/

[adamz003]

@ChildrenofAmory your insult hurt my feelings. fag. go do us all a fovor and jump off a cliff. Even your name sounds gay. wanna know something true? you're probably a pathetic loser.

[jameszespy001]

The Mexican Music At - 5:43

R2D2 Sound Effect At - 5:53

Both Sound From The Stand Movie He Made Bits and Pieces

[eggiex1]

The people who are calling this racist are idiots. It's so obvious that Pablo is not making fun of Asians. He's making fun of Jackie Chan. That would be like calling someone a racist for making fun of Mike Tyson, or calling someone a sexist for making fun of Sarah Palin. So really, 2042 people are angry Jackie Chan fans.

[TheJarritosman]

Even if Jackie Chan ever see's this video, he will find this hilarious.

[n64wilbert]

@TheJarritosman Drunken Master from 1978 is the funniest!!!

[dansonmarcus]

fuck you asshole...

[NaYtEiZpRo]

whats that sound?

[annetrempa]

Be fast and win new iPad 2 at: goo.gl\QyzJ5

[adamz003]

All I Asian fags need to chill out. It's comedy, he's just being funny. Go do math and stop watching movies.

[ChildrenofAmory]

@adamz003 True, if anyone should hate a racist, unfunny assclown, it really should be you.

[brucenash]

stupid fuck!

[sk1029]

This guy's obviously talented in making people laugh. But honestly, Jackie Chan is much funnier than this guy in the movies. Plus Jet Li was in the Chinese national Wushu team when he was like 10 years old. Bruce Lee is an inspiration to so many body builders and martial artists. Not sure the comedian knows what he's talking about...

[wigansinger]

Bruce Lee was the best RIP Bruce

[0utdoorsurvival]

seriously, dont make fun of others. you dont know how much talent jet li, bruce lee and jackie chan have. i am asian too.

[shay33ish]

This guy is hands down the most funny comic on the planet!

[vylkyl]

I need a counselor. Haa haa !

[xRaz0rGRiZx]

Bruce Lee won agains Chuck Norris...

[gurupreetkaushik7]

this guy sucks!!...fuck u man

[silverfox5k]

@gurupreetkaushik7 my favorite comedian if you think he sucks i wanna see you be this funny cuz i dont think i can ever be

[IulovemeI]

who else noticed his script screen at 3:50

[Brentypooz]

Bruce lee

[MaxAtTheMax]

from which is this? Which show

[Mariohenri90]

@MaxAtTheMax Ouch!

[ColdVolcano22]

We shouldn't be making fun of Asians, they'll be running the world soon.

[SkunkyCactus]

JACKIE CHAN! JACKIE CHAN! JACKIE CHAN!

[daddysevenpointfiver]

pf lulls you to sleep then slays u

[Charmeistir]

Your Chinese accent sucks.

[fanofclassics]

LEAVE ME ALONE ..haha this is guy is funny but bruce was the man

[SuperRinian]

:fuckyea:



[vampire25ful]

it's funny but what about if he said that whille Bruce lee or Chan behind him i think he may die 50 times in one min. :P

[jgalloga]

" Leee Meeh Alooh "

[MRDYSE13]

LEAVE ME ALOO''

[cocomoco525]

33333 click that 44444444 funniest 1

[GreenGearMood]

LEAVE ME ALO'.

[MsDopeEnt]

fuuckkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuu



[MoneyR8]

check out the guy at 1:34 he applauds like a homo

[loveilylorenababi12]

hm I am always in the mood for some fun

[playerplaysyou]

YOUTUBE IS EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, THE DISLIKE BUTTON IS BROKEN... thumbs up guys and girls

[recon0089]

I'm Asian, and I found this fuckin hilarious.

[epitaphuser190]

You guys take everything too everything too seriously, it's only stand up comedy

[drtuw]

what movie is this from.

it's not bits and pieces, but i want this

[rotvalo]

@drtuw it's from Ouch

[ealkoraishi]

@drtuw Rumble in the Bronx

[TheForeverSoulless]

Leave me alone. o_o 

[kreion]

hallo,

ding dong

[AntiChristianPhenom]

Sorry but talking about how much ass you could kick or another man could kick is really fucking gay. Pablo rules.

[BandakaKush]

Funny but Bruce Lee could kick 12 guys ass with both hands tied behind his back.

[MrWingChun345]

@BandakaKush he actually would i do Jeet Kune Do his Martial Arts

[jkkh7787]

@BandakaKush so can chuck norris exept wit his eyes closed

;p

[kakashi3452]

@BandakaKush i miss bruce lee he was the best

[vylkyl]

@BandakaKush Yea right loser . 1 inch punch only .

[UltraProle21]

@BandakaKush lol maybe if the "guys" were kindergarteners

[cfs3mytube]

@BandakaKush

Screw that. Bruce Lee could kicks ass after getting his legs amputated by a runaway train.

[blaisutube]

UNKUUUUU UNKUUUUUUUUU

[LUK4beatz]

2,000 + Angry Asians.

[TopMonocleProduction]

Fight Night at the Apollo

[hismajesty653]

lol it's not the duke nukem voice, it's his take on the "preview guy". search it up ;)

[21childgod]

Ur probably asian if u dont like this. This man is funny period.

[OssieTariqm936]

hmz Your little princess is here to please you

[d33n092]

Pan.

[MrSwimmingallday]

I'm sure he just says it cause it's funny as hell and people won't take him seriously. Geez people it's comedy not news.

[thessencevariesnname]

i'm pretty sure jackie chan is an actual martial artist pablo knows nothing

[klsgamer1115]

@thessencevariesnname it's only jokes.

[SandiBelentg805]

lol Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

[carrnil]

LIimi alone!

[MyPaused]

"Leave my store alone!! Ancle Ancle!!!!"

[lilhabanero2012]

Haha we love you pinche pablo francisco!

[PoProstuKarol]

Damn, he's good with this Duke Nukem voice :D.

[blammerator]

dont fuck with martial arts man!

bruce lee could seriously kill 12 men

[yashamoto]

1,995 people couldn't leave Jackie Chan alone and got their asses handed to them fake kung-fu style whilst he was breathing and eating a banana in church after utilizing his walking on water technique to get there.

[benedictzl]

wow pablo is a shit stand up comedian.

[storynerd]

pablo's great at immitations but i would say this is one of his worst. He can't even do a proper asian accent

[monkeymandingo1]

This is not funny, and its a great example of why Pablo Francisco is most popular in countries that don't understand what he's saying.

[monkeymandingo1]

@annkimlong learn English before you speak dummy.

[jomelvx20]

uhhh i disagree...that's not exactly how jackie chan or bruce lee speaks...i dont find this video funny at all...tries too hard,not this time...FAILED

[blablaman101]

pan.

[XTen1000DaysX]

3:42 LOL "hallo.. ding dong"

[Kneekicka]

Jackie Chan is the man)))

[aaronajbird07]

watch out he`s gonna touch you in your dirty spot hahaha

[arturo7023]

i really dont see the funny part of this video...

[havick104]

@arturo7023 leah me alone

[monkeymandingo1]

bruce lee is dead... from being a pussy.

[annkimlong]

@monkeymandingo1 Look how you that.

[XupicorA]

I really like Pablo's comedy standups, though this particular one really didn't click with me. Not only because Bruce Lee most probably would be able to kick 12 people a**es (and certainly he could kick Pablo's a** 12 times :P), but mainly because he just threw these voices so chaotically it didn't even make much sense. I love his impersonation of the "preview guy", but this time, it didn't make much sense to use it. Ah well.

[Metal69Rush]

Pan!

[NadineMybg706]

so i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun

[Funchmeister]

Walk on water!

[LBJordan1]

i love jackie chan but this was really funny

[Sanchez2858]

 I JUMP 4 STORIES TO KICK YOU XD

[teameymelli1]

Pablo always looks like he's coked up!

[2011SUPERKID]

3:30 uncle uncle hahahahah the best

[bos0223]

lets see pablo's face when he sees jackie chan and jet li maybe bruce lee's ghost!

[monkeyboy2222100]

lol lets see him say that in their faces XD

[nhanwushu]

Dude! You messing with a legend!

[adamov1234]

I love his videos.... lol

[Mpxlt]

bruce lee messed whit chuck norris so he died ):

[OmegaOwA]

@Mpxlt Actually Bruce Lee messed with Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris died. However, he felt bad for Norris and decided to bring him back to life. After that, he touched Chuck Norris on the shoulder and that instantly made everyone regard Chuck as some kind of godly figure. After seeing the horrendously bad Chuck Norris jokes come as a result, Bruce lost faith in humanity and decided to leave.

^The truth of Bruce Lee's 'death'.

[Mpxlt]

bruce lee messed whit chuck norris so he died ):

[NVaizard]

This guy is luck that Bruce is not around anymore -_-

But we are not :´(

[2mmbroz]

Awesome! Please search: Michael Zhang, 12 years old stand up comedian at the Hollywood improv

[laura02v511]

What's that noise??

I'm breathing!

...GET HIM! :P :P

[konatychuk]

bruce lee woud whoop the fuck out of pablo francisco and 12 more men

[Matt00851]

@konatychuk ah yes the fabled bakers dozen

[emptywendysbag]

also i loved jackies old movies, police stories, drunken master etc. so maybe thats why i didnt find the whole jackie bit funny

but with bruce lee.....pablo stfu, bruce lee started as a fighter than an actor. He really could fuck up 12 poeople if he wanted to. please move onto a new nitch for your self or atleast cut down on the movie voice

[emptywendysbag]

i cant stand pablos whole movie impression thing his comedys decent but the voice is getting old

[LunarDesk]

Jackie Chan really is a nice guy. He'll apologize before knocking you the fuck out.

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

Fuckin hilarious tho

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

It was ok but he kida dragged it on

[badxreligion]

wow i love reading these comments everybodys so uptight and butthurt you go pablo

[aligisbak69]

Pause at 5:31 look at the asian at the back

[Pinoyicious]

He's a store owner. Leave my store alone! Ankle Ankle!

[MrBigRifle]

Leave me Alone.  Classic

[filoscope]

PAPUR IN FACE - STONE IN STUMAC - SICCUR ON NUTSACK!

[zfan2591]

walk on water

[nipo353]

Jackie chan haven't almost done nothing with a stuntman, in china they didnt even have a freaking stuntman so he had to do everything by himself.

I broke his back-neck-arms-fingers&concuss­ions;) so fuck off.

[SilverstarJG]

1 979 people didn't leave Jackie Chan alone

[xertaqaadka]

Dear Pablo, Leave Jackie Chan alone.

[nipo353]

I didn't laugh during the whole video..cus you suck pablo;)

[lilnastiaaa]

@nipo353 Aussies got this kind humor.

[NimW]

horrible

[MacKenzieJohnston123]

"What's that noise?" - "I'm breathing." - "...GET HIM!" LOL! Has to be my favourite part!

[liang306]

really funny mocking Chinese people with Indian accent, lol

[xeeloveanil]

@liang306 hes not mocking chinese people in general..just those 3 ..hahah



[xoxogummibears]

Bro, I love Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Bruce Lee.

[jem919]

obviously there are enough people that think he's funny for him to have a career in comedy, so he's doing SOMETHING right. to each his own. personally, there are comedians more successful than pablo who i think are pathetic *cough* letterman *cough*. but david clearly does things that people think are funny. again, to each his own

[lovemyhammer]

this guy is a real douche, don't understand why these people are laughing, the way he brings it is just not funny

[whorebucks]

@lovemyhammer your opinion is just that, an opinion!

[lovemyhammer]

@whorebucks righy, but everyone is free to announce his opinion, so am I, and that's my thought of him, nothing more and nothing less. If you can't stand people giving their own opinion, well eat it.

[iPopRockAndHipedyHop]

hey, i love jackie chan lol

[porkolai]

is he giving(1:10) head to the invisible man??

[sikniz213]

@jpaek how is Bruce lee the godfather of mma? Mma is full of ju jitsu and moi tai not Kung Fu

[Negima48]

LEE ME ALONE

Jackie Chan I agree with. But, Bruce Lee is the fuckin Godfather of MMA. If you love MMA, (UFC, Strikeforce, ETC), then you owe allegiance to Bruce...