Pee Wee Herman Crack Infomercial

[vaccumenhancer439]

Its bad. Deadly. It can kill you. Drugs are bad m,kay? Dont do drugs kids

[mircea1910]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug XD

[TheRealThreeP]

I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of the human ass. Kind of a personal guideline in my life. Some dealer says, "You want some crack?" I say, "I was born with one, pal. I don't need another. I'll let you know when I decide to start farting in stereo, but until then, I'm sticking with the one crack God gave me, thank you very much."

[Natashina01]

@TheRealThreeP Thank you, Doctor Dennis Leary. :D

[TheWhiteBoardKing]

4 people are drug dealers

[pinmedownbaby]

cue the Pee Wee laugh at the end: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

[SgtSLice]

lol it's not okay to smoke crack, but getting caught masturbating in a theater and going to jail is okay

[BJ29035]

In PBS, Arthur Episode for A Word for Pee-wee Herman in 0:00

[EmmaNJackson]

Press 4 repeatidly. Sounds very weird. o.e

[BJ29035]

@EmmaNJackson In PBS, "Arthur" Episode for Ending for Loving Memories for "A SPECIAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT" Pee-wee herman did don't do crack cocaine. 0:00

[thebunionisme]

@EmmaNJackson lol souned like he was orgasming

[EmmaNJackson]

@EmmaNJackson LOLZ - Jasckson

[Eigres1]

"Hey kids, crack is wack but wack's the smack! SO WACK OFF WHENEVER YOU GET!!!! HAHAHAA!!!! XD

[MylestheMediaMaster]

Welp, I'm gunna go do crack now!

[LizCaytiJustine]

Ha, I bet he smoked most of that before this and smoked the rest after. Haha.

[danny510x]

I'm waiting for Charlie Sheen to do something like this.

[NoMusiczNoLife]

people who dislikes this video are on cracks..

[hunteronastick1]

@WiiFolderJosh You're on crack

[hunteronastick1]

Where's the infomercial about jerking off in public?

[WiiFolderJosh]

@hunteronastick1 Wheres the infomercial about holding a grudge against somebody who you don't know for doing something that you yourself constantly do?

[MrSoulBrotha1]

How he gonna tell us when HE GOT SOME lol!

[MrSoulBrotha1]

How he gonna tell us when HE GOT SOME lol!

[MissRandomIsRandom]

Today's secret word is...CRACK! :D

[666lilnickY]

is it just me or is he referencing biggie when he said dead wrong?

ten crack commandments motherfucker and pee wee's going to hell because he broke every god damn one of them.

[SiDeWaZe255]

I WONDER WHERE HE GOT THE CRACK FROM. COUGH COUGH

[katieisdestructive]

you just destroyed my childhood :(

[IRAPEemos666]

Beating off is cheaper- and easier!!

[onlynicc16]

Yhea kids ! crack isnt cool because nobody can see you doing it, try smoking.. Thatll make aannyyoonnee look cool :D

[lawrargh]

how did he not do crack look at his show? no sober brain can come out with that haha

[hermionepotter72]

Informal Message To Pee Wee Herman: PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!!!!!

[govols1986]

PeeWee Herman didn't do crack. Paul Rubens jacked off in a porn theater.

[hermionepotter72]

i know he never did crack, and i know he was arrested for pblic pervertedness, it is something called a joke.

[decoyicus]

this cracks me up every time

[hangingbodies12]

dude why give the guy that jacks off in public crack???! they r dumb ahaha

[comradevodka]

Listen kids- Crack is wrong! Pornography on the other hand..

[NUMBER1METALFANATIC]

EXACTLY!

[rigormortiiis]

I agree, Pee Wee! I will stay away from crack and only do regular coke from now on.

[DeathLock420]

lol Pee wee was liek "No I'll just hide this crack in my pocket....."

[NintendoJunky]

.... this killed thatguywiththeglasses with laughter on the inside

[PopcornCoolie]

Everyone knows Paul Reubens is lunatic as well as sex offender via long terms use of cocaine. He didn't do crack, because at the time he could afford cocaine. He probably smoked sacks of meth & Coca with his waterbong. Thats why he was so daffy. Did kids that watch shows such as Pee Wee's Playhouse even know what Crack or cocaine was?

[massivecrown]

OMG THIS "CRACKS" ME UP. i bet he has his own stashfor himself by now :)

[brandon1886]

'The Thrill Can Kill' lmao i love it Pee Wee looks strung out on Crack or PCP, or meth or something fucking strong. lol

[fishbuckethead]

cool kids at school: "hey dude want some crack??"

Me:"nah no thanks pee wee told me not too"

[xxpandamidknightxx]

Pee-Wee is angry because he can't get girls. They see his penis as a pee-wee. So he does crack. He was good from the 80's, but the 90's suck. I wish no one judge this guy, but damn, fuck them all, ha!

[JulieBruins]

Anyone else find it normal that Pee-Wee just "happened" to have crack on himself?

[solidsnake0707]

i like pee wee grew up of him pee wees big adventure and the one when he was in the circle i even rented pee wees playhouse wfrom the librabry like in 93 94

[havoctrend]

His show was one of the best shows ever IMO

That HBO special in the early 80's is off the hook! Thrash on Pee Wee!!!!

Take care everyone

[erikwithnoc]

cool kids at school: "hey dude want some crack??"

Me:"nah no thanks pee wee told me not too"

[elhegol]

++++

(=its a funyy =)++++

[TheAllCityKing]

Noooooooo....be funny damn you.

[Mtheory420]

hahah @ CRACK MAKES YOU COOL

[bahamiangreek101]

hey can I laugh...NOW!

Sorry pee wee!

[decoyicus]

pee wee cant tell people not to do fucking drugs how many drugs do think pee wee is actually on

[im1sonny]

now i'm gonna leave all my drugs.... just cuz peewee said that... U_U

[drunk3director]

That's cool that he did that announcement. He was popular then and it didn't hurt to have him do that ad.

[THEOFFICIALNCAA]

creepy

[messiahpal]

Wow. He is killing me softly with laughter right now.

[FATMANXL]

Immediately afterward he had a total freakout

Crack was the Secret word

[drumwilliam]

wat did peewee herman do? i know he did sumthin' really bad, wat was it

[lloronaOL]

He had kiddie pornagraphy on his computa

[wil6817]

no he didnt he was caught maturating in a public xxx theater

[Wii4me]

He was framed for having kiddie porn in his house but he didn't.

[lloronaOL]

But showing the kiddies what it looks like isn't really helping

[Lizardkingofhell]

he should have said he does it, id never touch it then

[Spartan4077]

Pee-Wee = The Riddler

[MissEyeliner92]

Its amazing that he can be that serious in his Pee Wee herman voice!

Thats no where near Paul's real voice

[JOJOBLING08]

MMMM that looks good im shaking i want crackkkkk lol jk

[fsgtad]

what a f**king hypocrate

[SecretAgentRob]

umm... i don't remember hearing about him using crack.... i did hear about him in the movie theater tho

[fsgtad]

ok i can see that , buuut with that house he must smoke somthing.

[AhChodude1]

not really... he wasn't convicted for doing drugs.... matter affect i don't even think he did any kind of drugs you idiot... He was charged for masturbating in a XXX movie theater... DO YO RESEARCH NEXT TIME...

[fsgtad]

are you reterded? it's a joke reffering to his house on pee wees playhouseD:

[chippyofdoom]

No, he's not retarded. In 1991/2, he was caught with his pants down. ;) He agreed to do a line (no pun intended) of PSA's and a hefty fine for the judge to leave him with a clean record.

[youtubbs67]

Aside from the fact that Pee-Wee Herman is in it, this is the most intense PSA ever.

[killer16423]

probably after this infomercial he went and smoked that

[blasphikunt]

I wouldnt touch crack...

but wow.

This commercial is definitely not the most discouraging.

[5amura19r33n]

yeah that "slag" being a way of talking if used in the real world one would be looked at as a retard.

and it doesn't mater how good it does, fact is he is still working. and the only reason the pee-wee character hasn't been around for the past some-odd years isn't because of the whole scandal. it's cause he got tired of the character and put it into retirement for a while.

[harrypottertweak]

lmao

[polak66678]

jesus christ, why not just replace pee wee with satan, it would do the same thing.

[DatVaboe]

THIS VIDD CREEPED ME OUT A LITTLE..O_O

[DubbedAnimeCentral]

lol I used to smoke crack once a week with my buddies.

I turned out just fine.

[Ninjaluke3]

lol!

[purplecity05450]

lmfaoooooo ya ok like u turned out fine uve probably suked dik 4 crak lol fkin crakhead

[DubbedAnimeCentral]

Well guess you cant tell the difference between a joke and being literal.

Also judging from your grammar I bet by the time you hit 20 you will be the one sucking dick due to your intelligence.

[purplecity05450]

goddam bro u take shit 2 serious n ur talkin bout bein literal n shit if u wer half as smart as a monkey u wuld realize that most people on the net type wit a certain slang get

yo act right

[5amura19r33n]

he aint a crack head. he was arrested for spanking his turkey in a porn theater not doing drugs.

[purplecity05450]

im not talkin bout peewee:P and yes we all no he wuz a pervert

[5amura19r33n]

spankin it to a porno doesn't make you a perv.

neither does watching porn

either way hes making a comeback. as of 06 there is a pee-wee's playhuse movie in the works.

[purplecity05450]

wtv lol i honestly doubt pee wees playhouse the movie is gnna do 2 gd at the box office:p

[reaperman2010]

Hey, everybody.

Your attention plz:

Can anyone please tell me why jerking off in a porn theater is illegal? Why does Hollywood have to frickn' pick on their own people? It was Paul's choice and right to jerk off, as ridiculous as it sounds.

[DubbedAnimeCentral]

Well I still think we should keep the law. I don't think being allowed to jack off in public is very good.

[quadroonlicious]

Pffffffffffff, Paul Reubens was probably doing crack...in more ways than one ;D

[Treyworld]

Many kids didn't even know what the hell cocaine was back then. He shouldn't have been talking to the kids, he should have been talking to rock and roll stars and/or clowns.

[5amura19r33n]

that was part of the agreement he made with florida state gov.

if he agreed to do puplic service announcements they'd give him a clean recored. wich means he aint a criminal cuz he doesn't have a record

[prunar]

This looks like it was filmed in a movie theater.

[DrkFairy1215]

I LOVE ME SOME CRACK

[NoMoneyFun]

I'm a loner dottie, a rebel.

[oliverclothesove]

There's some things about me you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you SHOULDN'T understand.

[LARUCUS]

well at least he's a pervert and not a druggie... that being said, HOW THE FUCK DID HE PULL OFF BEING PEEWEE HERMAN THAN WITHOUT DRUGS?!?!?!

[googoogaagaa25]

omg lololololol that makes me wana do crack and out of all the stars y the hell would u pick him lolololololololol

[ItsJenn22291]

I'm sorry, I find it hard to take him seriously.

[Jiggidyjed]

WELL IMA GO DO SOME CRACK!!

[whereswally789]

you do that - and please don't hold back. It's good for you really, help yourself :) One less loser to take up space

[stupidchicken300]

why the hell is he showing kids not to do bad stuff when he just encouraged them to actually do it?

[procommenter]

Pee Wee's right: everyone should at least use crack cocaine once in their miserable lives.

[youtubbs67]

Why didn't he say "Crack is wack"? Then I would listen.

[LiquidSnake13]

If you do a show derived entirely from an LSD-induced hallucination, you don't get to do an anti-drug ad. It isn't cool, and it isn't glamuors. It just alienates me.

[guitarfolk21]

in yet he plays a coke adict in cheech in chong and jerks off in public! hahah

[pater12]

hahah i kno right

:P

[ezyreap]

I like to beat the living shit out of Pee Wee Herman and then he can be my friend. lmao!!!!

[Katanasquirrel87]

To paraphrase the nostalga critic, everytime I watch this, I die a little inside...I die of laughter.

[andocrates]

Thank God those old commercials stopped crack from becoming a problem.

He was wanking it in an adult theater, coat over your lap sort of thing, in the days before internet porn.

The child porn charge was bogus and involved a collection of nudist magazines from the early 19th century that weren't illegal in the first place.

[hopelrn]

:`( scary

[starkyringo909]

And I bet when he was jacking off in the theator we thought it was cool

[robkornblatt]

new video up nerds. check it out!! btw this p w herman video is one of my favorites

[Tyu248]

I hate it when pee wee talks and laugh he sounds like hes going through puberty.

[123chimchar]

ccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooool­llllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[PunksNotDead949]

Yeah, indecency in a movie theature. Either he mooned people or everyone got to see Pee Wee Herman's cash and prizes that day...oh dear.

[NgrPlzBtch]

the funny thing is he got busted for child porn

[TonyMoans]

nah, he was actually caught jacking off in a theater... a porn theater.

[NgrPlzBtch]

really? aha man that sucks

[stalwart101]

it was actually both...but the kiddy porn he was never actaully charged with after

[mixcoatl14]

cool kids at school "hey dude what some crack?"

Me "No thanks pee wee told not to

[schuh69maas]

nice

[EMS1223]

He probobaly used it after the commercial

[davenja]

Pee Wee Herman is my hero!

[Sunkene]

"Hey kid, you want some of this?"

"Nah, Pee Wee told me not to."

[pearljamfan1993]

lol this makes me think of cheech and chong nice dreams

[Adam77117]

Makes me want to do crack,

"Don't do drugs, or he'll masterbate on you!"

[leilani661]

i find him attractive in some strange way

[FishingtheSkyxd]

lmaoo i know ^^ i think it's bc he has big eyes :P

[FishingtheSkyxd]

and he acts like a kid that makes people think he's adorable XD

[Jigen32]

So smoking crack is "cool" according to this PSA.

[Waluigi101]

I think you know what they meant.

[ArtiRena777]

Why is this the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life? LMAO

[madmonk66]

Where is his other hand?

[dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg]

Wins.

[originalfunkyfry]

This is just weird, what was the point of having Pee Wee Herman do this? The guy did stuff like this and the establishment still threw him under the bus.

[Bizarroking101]

Yep. If Pee-Wee says it's bad, then IT'S BAD!

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

im guessing that is his stash, and even him trying to be serious that fool still makes me laugh

crackhead herman

[upbeatrocker]

you go pee wee

[FunnyJ50]

every time i see this i almost die laughing

[jacobrocker131]

after the commercial:

" oh fuck man, i dont get enough money for this shit, *snorts crack*"

[collegegoer45]

you must obey Pee Wee!!! O_O

[collegegoer45]

I can't stop laughing at this!!! Classic 80's tv

[nande0nande]

i am going to have nightmares, 0_0

[neoartifact]

ROFLROFLROFL.. That is so scary.. pee wee is usually a lot more happy than this.. i dont like sad pee wee, sad pee wee make me pee pee.

[kitty0706]

"THE THRILL CAN KILL"

xD

[Success427Juggalo]

i know a whore who does crack i am gonna show her this.

[systemoperator]

This is on the 1987 VHS of "Can't Buy Me Love".

[HighOctane01]

Seriously, this is the most sobering commercial....ever.

He's in his full Pee Wee garb saying this, and it's pretty much accurate.

[Bobashotmace]

Absolutely fucking awesome.

[hazeyface]

kinda funny many years later he stars in a movie where he's a coke addict hahah

[Slugg329]

hahaha pee wee and crack

[GSRobotCan]

Look at MurdarMachene's site "Pee Wee Hermit™ talks about Crack Cocainerz™" on YTMND. It's a nice parody.

[Floyd607]

i think he knows how much it takes

[NFLGuru22]

How could he know how much it takes? Uh...then he'd be dead. I get what you're saying, but think before you speak. lol.

On a side note, I have never liked Pee-wee. Paul Reubens is a fucking tool.