I S09E05

[randyj420]

Thanks so much - great episode - in Los Angleles and absolutely love the show.

[TheJoemoze]

awesome video! :D

[eatmybed]

What a bizarre episode. Alan didn't speak until seven minutes in, Stephen was troubled by an ant and they hardly got any questions in. Still loved it.

[revesvans]

No thanks, yer not me mam. ^_^

[TheLyleB]

Hey, Johnny Vegas was fairly coherent and funny this time around.

[unholyjebus]

Where QI XL?

[quite1nteresting]

@unholyjebus Check my uploads/playlists.

[plonker97007]

johnny vegas is a fat unfunny alcoholic.

[TheJoemoze]

@plonker97007 fuck you 

[BL4iM]

Don't book Johnny Vegas anymore, can't understand a word he says.

[Cylixx3]

@BL4iM

PREJUDICE

[catsinhouse]

"No, well, you're not me mum, so..."

[olishant]

Anybody else have a big crush on Sarah Millican after this episode?

[bitchezdontknow]

@olishant i had a big crush on her long before this...and it's still there...so I suppose the answer is "yes"

[preciousfreakydarlin]

i liked sarah. i hope she comes back.

[SerGaToKaR]

I wonder if one of the I series will be called Incest. That'd be quite an interesting quiz

[artistanbul]

I cringed when I saw Vegas

Least favorite guest :(

[godhatesthestupid]

How does someone dislike this show? Makes absolutly no sence.

[fangorn23]

Wow Alan REALLY is good at the whole "Nobody Knows" hidden bonus!

That just cements him as the champion of common sense on this show in my opinion. Sure, common sense is wrong a lot.... but sometimes its right too.

[ELuhn]

When will I learn not to watch QI during dinner.

[tubewontletmepost]

why wasn't nick clegg a minus point answer!?

[theaaroneason]

This was a solid episode, imo.

[CaptainOvious123]

hahahaha that Nick Clegg answer was so true

[ninpohimiko]

epic line... "my dad once punched a bee"

¦D

[specialfaiths]

I want Stephen's pin!

[higfny]

This would have been a brilliant episode if they had replaced Sarah Millican with someone intelligent and funny.

[spider46531]

damn this is a funny one.

[xopenheartx]

also on BBC HD you actually see Fry take the ant piece out and sit it on the table, lol

[xopenheartx]

Poor Fry, the panel always laugh at his suffering :')

[MaRkYy92]

Must..not... watch! must wait for XL!!! CANNOT RESIST

[Dvalinor]

Vegas was awesome in this, i love it when he isnt just playing the "im an idiot"

[wovenv2]

I was positively surprised with Johnny Vegas this episode! This episode was just generally awesome, I think. :D

[bossmonkeykj]

moths are attracted to light, while other insects like roaches are averse to it. and nobody knows what the reason for either is: to be positively or negatively phototactic

[CharmsLithe]

@bossmonkeykj Moths aren't attracted to light, they're disoriented by it. They predict their flight patterns by the sun, and artificial light confuses them. Therein, they have a tendency to fly in circles near the source.

[HCrss]

@CharmsLithe

But this is only a hypothesis, science doesn't really know the answer.

[CharmsLithe]

@HCrss As I later noted. I read it in the QI book. Quite rude of them.

[CharmsLithe]

@bossmonkeykj Ahh, apparently the QI book lied to me. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS TRUE ANYMORE.

[LLlap]

Alan is imba at nobody knows questions.

Also, i usually dont fancy Vegas, but i must admit he was quite entertaining tonight and not at all obnoxious.

[Dan7Bow]

Alan and Sarah seem to be having a ball.

[jappanese]

oh johnny...

[MrJordanite]

Once again I have failed in waiting for the XL version. Damn you QI!!!!

[nevers4yforever]

Oh, good on you Johnny!

Random thoughts; I miss Jo Brand.

[ornleifs]

QI is always brilliant fun but this episode was Super.

[neonom1024]

they should've had Bill Bailey on this one. "HUMAN SLAVES ... IN AN INSECT NATION! AH-AAH AA-AA-AH!"

[Nerdylation]

@neonom1024 what I like about that idea is that if it happens in thailand they'll just jump to stirfrying people

[Rowaneha]

@neonom1024 He ate all the bees!!!

[seeingyouaround]

what is it with people waiting for the XL version? why not watch the show twice (like I do) - it's like getting two episodes for the price of one..

[donkwich]

Stephen on worms: They've got a little saddle in the middle, that can be attractive.

Add that to the list of Stephen Fry's Suggestively Zoophilic Statements, along with "That's a rather attractive horse, isn't it".

[donkwich]

I was so excited to see this episode and now I see Stephen nearly die from a bad chocolate ant.

Other than that, it was a stellar episode, especially with Jimmy Carr's smart aleckness and Johnny Vegas's colorful sense of humor.

[dante1981]

huzzah, thank you!

[MilitantOldLady]

Cure for gonorrhea....wire brush and dettol :D

[17arkrage]

Superb Episode.

[mali22]

must... wait.... for... XL... version...

xD

[Draakur]

I quite liked Sarah =3

[GodAwfulUsername]

waiting for the XL episode is too hard. we are the people who open their gifts on christmas eve because they can't wait one more day...

...God is still fake.

[chiri988]

oh i really want stephen's little QI pin

[skitzojoey]

Thank you so much for uploading this... Makes my days lol...

[Kujirudo]

Thumbs if you searched for beedogs.com

[iwasunowimme]

i tried waiting for the XL, i lasted 4 hours

[Saisinkolimonadin]

@iwasunowimme You're a stronger soul than I, I was just like "Oh a new QI, maybe I should wait for- nah, screw it".

[AmusingYeti]

I also have a big crush on Sarah Millican :3

[AmusingYeti]

I am glad to see people liked Johnny Vegas this time :) I do like him usually; and this was one of his best showings.

[disturbaholic]

wait...the buzzer didn't go off this episode FIRST SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

[Enleuk]

@disturbaholic it is unraveling as we speak

[hedersknyffeln]

1 person lacks the power of nausea.

[BJWB1017]

I totally looked up the shrimp video after watching this... and (brilliant!) it's got the Benny Hill theme to it.

[ChaosRangerRed]

Friend of mine was a survivalist bytrade for a while. When she goes camping, she makes lemon-poppy muffins using fried black ants. She says they taste of lemon. I took her word for it. =3

[RuudJH]

Great thx to quite1nteresting again for uploading this brilliant show.

I wouldn't want to miss a single episode, with any panel.

[Saxifrage040210]

I'm a little annoyed when QI covers things I already know, because now people will think my hard-earned shrimp knowledge is from QI.

[atomicmrpelly]

@Saxifrage040210 So true!

[Craxblorg]

Wasn't there a Bill Hicks joke about moths flying towards the sun?

[hestheman929]

Usually I hage Johnny Vegas, but he wasn't bad this episode. A little disappointed with the lack of klaxon.

[vadetatimus]

this was such a good episode

[Syrick]

Would people stop complaining that the free TV show they're getting isn't up to their standard? If you don't like the panel, leave.

[Vynjira]

Poor Stephen.

[chrstphrw]

***POINTLESS YET TRUE***

This is the second episode where the klaxon never went off in the 30-minute edit. The first was 'Geometry', which had one forfeit in the XL edit.

[vadetatimus]

@chrstphrw i didn't even notice

[Virini]

@chrstphrw I wonder if that'll be a question when we get to Series Q...

[TVFILMBUFF]

I always cringe when Johnny Vegas is on. No exception.

[vadetatimus]

@TVFILMBUFF usually i'd agree with you, but i think he was rather funny this time

[Ilovetheplatypus]

Lol; I think this might be the worst panel they've ever had on the show.

Much love for the upload. Without you I'd have to actually watch the shit that comes on in America.

[ishsawah]

"James Carr!" Oh, Stephen.

[epower]

I love how giddy everybody is in this episode!

[KashmirKiddy]

dear fellow, i think i love you! thank you!

[lmiddleman]

Can usually do without Johnny Vegas... but he was genuinely funny on this episode.

[cooliovasquez]

YAY