Unlikely Lines From Harry Potter - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[poison4dream]

Anyone else just clicking through the scenes? :D

[ifoundthatfun]

hugh dennis is a legend. the altimate G

[NitrateDream]

Yeah, I've read all those fan fics.

[JoshH37591]

@NitrateDream What Fan Fics?

[StlyDutch]

@JoshH37591 Most of these jokes are really old...

[NitrateDream]

@JoshH37591 Was just making the point that they've come up with nothing here that isn't likely on the internet already in fan fiction form.

[JedahMA]

@Mattbrain Frankie Boyle.

[Mattbrain]

Who's the Scottish fellow?

[purpepink]

brilliant.

[DshankumMusic]

3:21 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ncl1p]

love how they all race to the microphone @ 3:29

[thedarknesscallingme]

0:58 i have that same shirt!

[mgblue]

@thedarknesscallingme but do you look as sexy in it?

[DackxJaniels]

I KNEW 90% of all the Harry Potter lines would be sex-related.

[wardishy]

@ellagrace810

@Oafing

I was going off the video description. Four of the people are Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard, and the other one is a woman. Obviously, I meant the only other guy on the show.

Are the video tags wrong? I didn't know who he was, you see.

[ellagrace810]

@wardishy haha understandable, the other guy is mark watson :) but rhod certainly would've made this clip better

[marjo06121993]

1:22 is so funny

[dchris8991]

even the bbc use 240p???

[ShaunassNZ]

@dchris8991 Yeah, because there was nothing higher on YouTube in 2007...

[Wickedrichus]

Lol at Russell's laugh at 3:41

[UltimateDragonite]

Funny stuff, but how does this work? Why do two or three people start walking and then go back, and the same people keep taking turns sometimes?

[BravinsAround]

@UltimateDragonite its like a "1st come, 1st serve" system

[MORGAN1992FREEM4N]

@UltimateDragonite its just random, whoever thinks of something says something

[wardishy]

Rhod Gilbert was deeply unfunny.

[berskerben]

@wardishy Considering he wasn't in this clip I'm not surprised

[Oafing]

@wardishy Rhod Gilbert isn't in this video.

[ellagrace810]

@wardishy and which one is rhod gilbert again?

[MelanieBalassis]

unbuttoning his zip? what?



[MCkillU]

@MelanieBalassis Better than unzipping his butt...

[dancingintherain202]

i sense a theme to hugh's lines...

[JonZooHD]

i only watch the much the week clips with Frankie Boyle in them!

[alikaytwlawson]

Ladies and Gentlemen we all know there is going to be a bomb on the tube but will it be today?

[addictedyt]

unbuttoning his zip...

[MerlinsBeardDoctor]

Oh god, is this where the Harry/McGonagall fanfic I saw came from? :O

[yaying404]

.... to collect her shoes lmfao! 

[322Megan]

the first one and russell howard at 0.55 is the best haha!!! x

[shawndimery]

@322Megan Russell Howard is about as funny as cancer.

[SelasSolaris]

Ah, the woman would be the one to go for the obvious wand = penis joke *facepalm*

[ipodtouchapptutorial]

And hugh goes in with the Chlamydia jokes haha :)

[Cartsius]

worst thing to hear over a tannoy system: "Hello, you're on the Penzance to Inverness, and this is James Blunt..."

[Rhijitsu]

hugh dennis is the best haha

[GVlogs]

first and last are the best

[MacHoodio]

unbuttoning her zip?

[fluffnting]

Insert repeated joke-"Here"

[InsaneaTann]

@fluffnting insert an overused "insert repested joke" "here""

[UGotBurnt]

I love how they all fight over the mic LOL

[AnGeLWiNgS93]

Why Russell Howard... Why are you so gorgeous...

[mikeymikemikey1]

@AnGeLWiNgS93 You got top comment for being horny

[BringItBackITV]

Why is it that the top comments have about 26 thumbs up, but when you look at all the comments there is one with 556 thumbs up?

[wasianwigger]

@BringItBackITV they seem to refresh them

[NinjApheX]

And then Harry woke up.

[brennanyoung]

what's the name of that woman?

[StaraziaSelin66]

oh no! it's barty crouch jr.!

...oh wait, it's the doctor. he's been bitten by a radioactive spider from Alpha-Omega 3.

[seddiefan65176]

Tiger enclosure HA.

Set your watches back 25 years BAHAHA

'Har-bluddy-har'

Bomb on the Tube- but will it be today? SO TRUE.

[tyaV1]

lol, the lady's joke had me laughing out loud!

[jayja45]

I'm gathering that huge denice dosen't like lifts

[MrPurplephrog]

/watch?v=fJ_k7Ir4mm4 - harry potterotica haha trust me its hilarious

[TheJsli]

Frankie Boyle loves talking about HIV haha

[springsheen19]

@TheJsli and Hugh loves talking about Chlamydia!

[daisyheart1]

this video is better than quidditch! ;-)

[TheAfroThunder1]

Voldemort wins. Everybody dies. Fade to black.



[TheAfroThunder1]

Its wierd how theres a "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob", but not a "Team Harry" and "Team Ron".

[StaraziaSelin66]

@TheAfroThunder1 because HP fans aren't dumb like twilight fans...

i do not care for either. (not a bad thing; it's just not my cup of tea, as it were.)

[TheAfroThunder1]

@StaraziaSelin66 What comment are you talking about? 'Cause one of mine doesen't make sence compared to this.

[StaraziaSelin66]

@TheAfroThunder1 Your face. Good day.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@StaraziaSelin66 Um... What?

[nazizombiez100]

me im on a marathon



[shuffs231]

i like it how rhod gilbert looks an awful lot like mark watson



[Rallag7]

I pissed myself at the Catholic priest one

[FreelanceLove24]

and they all survived

[thgamergrl19]

I like the bald guy :)

[PhilosopherGaming]

@thgamergrl19 andy parsons

[spongebob8910]

i love russell howard and jack whitehall so my friend mashed up their names so they are now jacksel howhall :') so happy xxx

[FLYTRAP47]

88 are HIV POSITIVE THANX TO VOLDERMORT

[cartmansdouble]

the title for this is wrong

[cartmansdouble]

@cartmansdouble oh no it isnt soz

[noreasonforaccount]

@cartmansdouble nope. halfway through. have a bit of pacience

[cartmansdouble]

@noreasonforaccount i put that i realized that it wasnt wrong above the comment

[sophiejaycullen]

Once I watch one of these I have to watch about 100

[RAGwiththeVIDS]

The first one gets me every time XD

[GlophTheweb]

im sorry but "unbuttons his zip" makes no fucking sense

[phaabpheebz197]

whenever dara says "this is for everyone" i always think to myself "who's evan?"

[masrurahmed95]

Why does this video have way more views then the other scenes we'd like to see, Frankie Boyle is in the thumbnail :D

[Sethagrius]

@masrurahmed95 I can see one in the related videos which has the lowest views with his face as the thumbnail

[brangwen1]

@masrurahmed95 or it might be because it has "Harry Potter" in the title. :)

[SSdivisionen]

@masrurahmed95 Because Frankie Boyle is BOSS.

[MixtapeWeekly]

the woman to me really isnt funny

[frazerhainsworth08]

why do people joke about HIV, its fucked up

[FalconsPOWN2]

@frazerhainsworth08 eh i guess that frankie likes sayin hiv

[GlophTheweb]

@frazerhainsworth08 because smart people can take jokes.

[x3MeganLouise]

*high pitched voice* Can some one come to the salami slice pleaseee?!

[Nameless164]

2:35 Frankies little grin makes it all the more funny.

[taitfelix]

unbuttoning his zip?

[RickinHK]

At last, a funny female comedian on this show!

[Fireflies23x]

Russell Howard :D <3

[katyandlibby]

I'm actually in love with Russel Howard <3

[nineteennintytwo]

"You should know why I'm doing this, Harry Potter."

"It was a bad nose job, wasn't it?"

[jmridingred]

okay, considering how everyone comments on how unfunny the women are... you gotta give this one mad props, guys. that tiger joke was hilarious.

[SherryZProductions]

Chlamydia Disappearo!

[JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja]

it's like whose line. but worse

[wasianwigger]

@JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja smelly troll

[guitarstarforever12]

Russel Howard <3

[RavingLyrics]

you don't unbotton a zip.

[KeepCalmHugVoldemort]

Hugh Dennis Rules

[Frequency404]

Am I the only one who was upset that this program didn't just consist of weak people being mocked?

[AislingDream4]

unBUTTONING his ZIP?!

[Seanh2k11]

the guy in the red shirt sucks

[doctorwho35]

LOL the woman's line was hilarious!!

[lilabbiekins1]

LOL! "I'm sorry Harry, I'm having a baby and it's yours... said professor McGonogall"

Okay does anyone know a good fanfic that ships these two?? :L

[MotionPictureMuse]

@lilabbiekins1 I'm sure there's more than a few out there...

[Furthea2]

@lilabbiekins1 My first thought was I wonder how many fanfics out there match these exact scenarios. XD

lol

[lilabbiekins1]

@Furthea2 Well, great minds think alike :L The funny thing is i wouldn't normally read a fanfic that paired off people that weren't supposed to be together unless they were a member of the Black family, but for some reason that particular pairing intrigues me XD

[ellenmelon771]

Will everyone PLEASE get over the 'unbuttoning his zip' thing? People have repeated it about a million times, and IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!

[kattekebab]

@95enda That's genius!

[wtfismycar]

comedy should not only be subsidized, but also rid of tax! vote for WTFISMYCAR!

[biss14able]

i really cannot stand russel howard

[JBvisionstudios]

@biss14able same, he's not funny

[biss14able]

@JBvisionstudios i cringe when i see him

[missmoney369]

@biss14able fuck you then

[biss14able]

@missmoney369 bit harsh for wot is just an opinion

[SJtv123]

Can some one come to the Salame slicer plz

[sammaybaily]

How do you unbutton a zip? :P

[97ginoVDB]

@sammaybaily Magic

[NataliaEnchantix]

@sammaybaily

Before unzipping a zip, you have to unbutton the piece of fabric hiding the zip.

[Animalcrossing95]

@sammaybaily probably she meant a button over a zip, but i dont know how that would work and i don't see the point having a button over a zip XD

[johnehg]

@Animalcrossing95 I think you need to not look into it too much and just accept the fact that she bottled XD

[Animalcrossing95]

@johnehg  XD yeah i suppose i should!

[StaraziaSelin66]

@Animalcrossing95 so people don't run by you and unzip your fly.

[ryanryanryanryan1235]

2:20 Unbuttoning his zip?

[MarekUtd]

with Hugh its always either car insurance or chlamydia.

[jake5]

@MarekUtd Or the music of Showaddywaddy.

[mrsraddliffe]

the last joke about the baby *note to self: must write a story*

[Musicalsfangirl]

It's funny but did she say "unbuttoning his zip"??? :S

[oGLaDOSo]

Things You Wouldn't Hear Over A Tannoy System; Would the owner of a Bugatti Veyron Ultra Sport please come to the head office to pick up their lost keys.

Things You Wouldn't Hear In Harry Potter; It's not magic, Harry, it's science!

WOOD: Okay guys, this Quidditch match is going to be a lot different than the last. These players play FASTER, their bats are HARDER, and their hoops are WETTER. Oh, and they'll be ON US!

HARRY: Oh, Wood, don't be so HARD on yourself!

[mrsraddliffe]

@oGLaDOSo not as good as me i wrote a harry potter fanfitction and read it out in class it said "morning wood said george" at the point of hearing morning wood one kid shouted out "he must have seen what harry was doing with that horse!" at whitch point i blushed redder then rons hair

[callmybroCripple]

3:40 epic laugh from Russel :D

[bittymens]

Who else is on a "scenes we'd like to see" marathon?

[ironmaidenrlz1]

@bittymens me

[yaraa101]

what exactly does Russel say at 2:51? Someone answer please!

[MegaCOYS]

@yaraa101 mid way through the orgy Ron winked at Harry "this is better than quiditch" his eyes seemed to say

[DoodleAids]

Fetus Abortus!

[MrDeathgod123]

This remind me of whos line is it?missy you guys!:(

[TheSevanthNinja]

There is a button above the zip it is phase one of taking the trousers off.

That's is how you unbutton a zip!

[crimsletons90]

wow Mark Watson is such a bad comedian! Not just what he says, but his delivery, its really fast and so awkward looking.

[freshlineproductions]

awkward moment when the top comments are the same :/

[OpaqueDragon4]

Andy Parsons' head always reminds me of a hard boiled egg xD

[SherryZProductions]

You know Hugh is the best!

[ILikeTea543]

How annoying is it when the TWO top comments are the same : /

[93fishi]

@ILikeTea543 Not that annoying.

[MrCricket101]

Here's an idea, Unlikely things to read in the comment section of a Youtube video.

[jackalhunt1]

@MrCricket101 An orriginal comment.

[MrCricket101]

@jackalhunt1 Sorry, a bit new to Mock the Week

[The1Kenzo]

@jackalhunt1 Or somebody who can spell.

[jackalhunt1]

@The1Kenzo Touché

[Gold3nW3r3wolf]

I want to see Colin and Ryan on this...

[rjellcome]

wait..... a funny female comedian...... WTF

[kitcadbury]

Only you can hear me

Second floor but no way out

Epic!!!!!!



[laharl90]

@kitcadbury I love you have the video right here and yet fail to quote correctly.

[Frequency404]

@kitcadbury

Hey didn't you make a mistake there? You were trying to quote some funny bits but you accidentally said things which came out of Hugh Dennis' mouth.

Anyway, glad to be of help, bye!

[LaSeuleEtoile]

The even more awkward moment when the copycat gets more thumbs up than the original. Seriously, how the fuck did that happen?

[SjaanK85]

Hermione: "Ron, I have your child in me belly, and I want to keep it."

Ron: "Well I bloody don't, FETUS DELETUS!!"

[TerrorToBehold]

The awkward moment when the other top comment is about the two top comments being the same.

[RooseTheMighty]

@TerrorToBehold Nice try :L

[marshman502]

ahhh the awkward moment when the two top comments are the same

[FallOfBloodTears]

Why is the video called 'Unlikely Lines From Harry Potter' when it's actually 'The Worst Thing To Hear Over A T annoy System'?:L

[razten95]

@FallOfBloodTears its both...

[kirstyDB]

i love russell howard tbf... :D

[tomd2103]

Oh dear. The female comedian doesn't seem to impressed with Frankie's HIV joke!!

[MusicMakesMe02]

finally a woman comedian on mock the week who isnt shit

[TheCockneydave]

"And that,your Honour,is why I had 3 children,dressed as wizards,locked in my basement"

[Awesomechk360]

"Said Harry unbuttoning his zip..." does anyone else see the problem with this sentence? 2:22

[rjellcome]

wait a sec.... was that a funny female comedian

[MICKYMAVYT]

@rjellcome Nope.

[frankieboyleinnit]

hugh dennis is actually shit.

[squii28]

@frankieboyleinnit no hes not hes better than most of them