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  • Jerry Seinfeld reminds me of an early George Carlin with all the "have you ever noticed" jokes.

  • I wonder if Carlin believed in fidelity to a wife, and if he believed that it is morally wrong to murder someone who gets on your nerves. If so, did he get his moral code from aliens on UFOs, or from Judeo-Christian religion? Thanks George, for mocking everything people hold dear to their hearts. A life well lived.....Not.

  • @reachthebeech

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    What do moral values have to do with religion? Any religion! Well, nothing. You can't just start a movement and identify yourself with some set of values for a few centuries, or a couple of thousand years, and then expect to be the founder of those values. But, then again, if you're a made-up God believer, anything is possible. Believing in God is THE shit of all the bull-shit, so any other bull-shit is just a piece of cake that believers eat up.

  • most importantly george carlin was about THE TRUTH.

  • I really wanted to listen to that, then Jerry Seinfeld started talking.

  • i just found some new respect for jerry. i always thought he was a religiously devout

  • larry king and george carlin??...terrible interview from king...i dont believe his (king) laugh.

  • i think the 7 words just gave the most shock value that's why it's the most memorable but he did funnier and amazing acts... funnily enough that's the first video ever that i watched of his which my dad introduced me to! this man is a true 20-21st century genius

  • "He would shrink and he would grow and his face was very rubbery..." Seinfeld sounds like he's living in wonderland.

  • thank you thank you

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  • @mocus1 What do you mean?

  • Jerryyyyy's in loveeeeee

  • I hope he didn't die during one of his comedy jokes 'if god exists may he strike me dead' boy would that undermine his credibility.

  • GEORGE CARLIN & MITCH HEDBERG, ARE MY TWO FAVORITE COMEDIANS EVER!!

  • Larry King is a horse's ass! When they cut to Carlin talking about material things, Larry is laughing at everything that is coming out of his mouth, funny or not. And that fake laugh is just annoying as hell. Thank God King is off the air. Bill Mahr is the best!

  • what a sack of shit Larry King is....fake ass motha fucka...

  • Larry King "Why did that upset so many people?"

    Because its fuqqin true ...fried chicken heads....lol

    George....RIP buddy.

  • @AtheneWins hello

  • Now I'm visiting "Carlin football vs baseball," who's with me?

  • @MultipleS2002 Been there done that. Great bit too. You'll never look at the two sports the same again.

  • @eMWu90 How you doing tonight?

  • Jery... how George would say... FUCK YOU

  • George Carlin probably didn't like youtube.

  • @BeardleProductions Why would he not have liked a free person to person information sharing network? This is our final sanctuary from complete mind control from corporations and banks. No set channels, no spoon fed information on the TV, pure freedom of information. Lets hope it stays that way, I have a feeling it'll be gone sooner than we think.

  • @asdfghjkl6661 Fair enough and no disrespect with this next comment, but from what i gather from your comment is that this is the last chance to be free, we have to remain oppressed and stand idly by while they remove our remaining "sanctuaries" instead of actually doing something productive and take back what is truthfully ours, i.e. free speech. Just allowing these banks and corporation to limit our freedoms without taking a stand is enabling them to do so.

  • @BeardleProductions Once again no disrespect just my opinion.

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  • Jerry says it all, even as a kid today listening to him, no only a comedian but a life prophet...

  • Jerry's awesome

  • @ESPxTele I wasn't implying that they didn't know him at all. I was simply saying that it looks like they it is hard for them to laugh at the jokes at that moment considering Carlin's recent death.

  • I beleive in happy things,seriously,thats it.

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  • 1:14 George said he feels safe now cause they come in groups and they already got Tim Russert? The question is , who is they? Answer most likely the 322 yale bonesman who are the bohemian branch off of true masons. Pretty nefarious bunch they are.

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  • @Darkwong Oh, shut it. You know you're not trying to be nice...

  • @Darkwong neither will you, seeing as it doesn't exist. Especially not spelled with a Z

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  • I sincerely hope Seinfeld is an atheist

    =3

  • I respect Carlin for his ability to overcome Western propaganda and see the world with clean fresh eyes. I also admire the precision in his choice of word. - says a devoted Muslim.

  • think of this............ When the elite's bullies come to get the man next door for speaking against the system or refuses to play the game of enslavement, what will you do? when they come to get the baker,what will u do? the woman that lives down the road, the old man with the walking stick, the mother of three, the man with the sports car, the worker wanting a decent salary, will you say nothing? when they come for u & ur family, who will be left to say anything ..........

  • "why did he upset so many people" becuz he spoke the truth and made people think ! We should unite black white brown green whatever, pick a side illuminatti V Freedom its a spiritual war, those who want to enslave their fellow man V those who want to en-power their fellow man ( cloth all,feed all, shelter for all, Education for all including morals - philosophy - teach the real history ) we as a species are easy to control when we think of only ourselves .............

  • The funny things is that Larry is laughing when George is presenting things about which he is entirely serious. People would absolutely buy fried chicken heads, don't ever imagine they wouldn't.

  • Why are all of you disrespecting Seinfeld, who is a genius in his own right? You guys suck.

  • You can see the massive jealousy on Jerry's face. Oh, how he just knows how much more George was and will be ahead of him.

  • its funny that if you wanna here george talk about more in dept things such as politics and such you have to hunt for it but the stuff that makes ya laugh is right on top

  • jerry and larry...2 of the dullest people on Earth

  • @pretorious700 I swear to god you are deaf.

  • were the fuck has jerry been?

  • I'm sure Seinfeld finds Carlin funny, but he has to force a laugh in this video, just like Maher did. I can understand it though, they are trying to be respectful to a great comedian's material but at the same time they are having difficulty in mourning his loss.

  • Its kind of hard for me to believe that Carlin actually liked this prick (Sienfeld).

  • Carlin was a pioneer of comedy, scared of no subject, showed complete and total disregard for people's feelings (and rightfully so), and told EVERYONE how the world (and the people in it) is. I know he's been dead for a few years now and this comment of mine might be a little late but we miss you George, there will never be another George Carlin. (And, I guess it's better late than never).

  • @TheDoc1313

    the bigger problem is that now we have one less of this kind in such in increasingly insufferable politically correct world

    dammit george! you went way too early!

  • Jakie to śmiesznie tragiczne, że taki nijaki dziad jak king żyje nadal a wielki Carlin odszedł i nie wróci. Nie umiem się z takimi sprawami pogodzić.

  • @Szafirowooka21 Dobrze powiedziane.

  • jeery seinfelds nose is crooked.

  • @BLUEEYESSEVEN and your perfect.

  • @shadowsenzor i think its the camera angle

  • Seinfeld is a great talent, unlike Larry King, who is neither great nor does he have any talent. But Carlin was the greatest stand up comedian ever, just listen to the way Jerry talks about him, he holds him in total awe and admiration, justifiably so, for George Carlin was more than a comedic genius, he was an honest man and his talent extended far more than into just comedy, he was a philosopher. rather a kind of modern day Mark Twain, a multitalented genius.

  • Ricky Gervais is great too

  • 4:10 It's epitAPH larry.......thanks for proving George right.

  • the shah 91 is right. tonyss9 is a retard that sais shit without reaserch

  • Very entertaining watchin a great comdedian like Jerry Seinfeld(one of the creators of the greatest show of all time...Seinfeld), honor one of the greatest comedians of our time....George Carlin. R.I.P. sir. I grew up watching your specials in the 80s.

  • also notice larrys feeble attemp of changing the topic after sienfeld talked about his convo with george 2 days be4 his death.

  • ps. im gonna celebrate the day larry dies.

  • k carlin obviously got murdered. he said there was gonna be a lull be4 they came after the next person? and he feels safe now? and joking about death? 2 weeks after he died he was supposed to win the american humor award and they killed him be4 his speech for the award. "the people who really control america george carlin" enter that and ull see why he was such a threat i hope i dont get wacked for telling u guys

  • @theshah91 The control america bit has a lot of truth to it and i loved Carlin. But your claim is pretty far fetched. Sorry bro

  • He's one of the Mt. Rushmore guys of our profession. (agreed)

  • it warms my heart to see someone who really knew george (george, while he didnt seem like the type of man to be hanging out with a jerry seinfeld, mentored many famous comedians behind the scenes) speaking about his absolute disrespect for peoples feelings.

  • @JDev82 are you being sarcastic???? lol

  • @tonyss9 no, its good to know that he was able to have a fulfilling life as a true cantankerous old fart. georges personal life gives me hope.

  • You can tell Jerry S is really sad ....and that Larry K is is bearly alive!

  • when did he died? exactly????

  • I'm actually surprised Seinfeld was so influenced by Carlin. That's not a knock or anything but their material seemed very different.

  • @badtown88 Me too. Seinfeld's and Carlin's joking style are quite similar, yet cover different arenas of life. Not to forget, Seinfeld doesn't use dirty words, but still makes one laugh.

  • @badtown88 Not too different. Carlin did a lot of observational humor that you can tell was a big influence on Seinfeld.

  • @thernmshow I wrote "he could've learned something..." dumbass.

    After a number of his comments on King's show, the nature of what I was addressing was obvious.

    Carlin was the king of modesty, albeit concomitantly the king of comedy and a living legend of his time.

    Even your first comment was antagonistic, as was your second; both capriciously.

    lol, you're fucking hurtin'

  • seinfeld AND carlin rocks, also larry david :p

  • There is no justice on this planet because Carlin is dead and meanwhile Osama Bin Laden is probably hanging out in Afgahnistan while somebody tosses his salad. But, I digress............. Sincerely Barbara Walters.

  • I'm a big Seinfeld and Maher fan, but when they were asked the question, "Why do you think Carlin upset so many people?" they both basically responded with, "Because he didn't care."

    To me, the reason why Carlin upset so many people is simple:

    He was honest.

  • @Stereophonics81

    You're right ! Carlin upset people because he did CARE He was totally honest he didnt have any tolerance for BS ..( But truth hurts ! ) Thats why they said he was "contraversial " (what crap ! ) when did the plain truth suddenly become "contraversial" ?? LOL what a shitty world we live in

  • Larry King is a fucking clone, the straps probably hold his guts in. Seinfeld is probably a better comedian that his self-titled show gives credit for. Too bad king and his gold diggers couldn't die before carlin. We all know which human is more useful to the world.

  • @thernmshow ..... sure? 

  • @thernmshow .... the past no longer exists... trying to hang onto it only causes heart ache... in everything,... best to concentrate on the 'now'

  • @thernmshow My gawd you're slow. I'm talking about Jerry as a person outside of the spotlight, as opposed to Carlin's modest one-room working office.

    "he could've..." was the suggestive scope marker I left in my previous comment, which I assumed any coherent person could get.

  • George Carlin no longer exists, so stop hanging onto the past

    :)

    for you superstitious people ... yeh he's in heaven now smiling down on us

    or in hell screaming up at us

    at a bunch of fucking morons getting angry and arguing over if some of the shit he said is true or not that actually doesnt matter.... only to him and he's dead now so doesnt give a fucking shit about what he said as he is no longer concious of anything anymore

    fucking idiots

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  • Yeah King is boob..Too bad.He seems to be paid-off by the system....

  • I wish Jerry wasn't so damn arrogant; he could've learned something from Carlin's modesty.

  • I'm a big Carlin fan. He's one of the greatest ever. But to me the physical side og his comedy is his only flaw. I don't care much for funny faces and flailing arms.

  • @MrWrof He didn't really do physical comedy that much. You could count the number of funny faces he does on his last 4 or 5 acts on your hands without running out of fingers. The only time he did these faces and arm flailing was to accentuate his anger at an issue or people.

  • I remember the day I got the txt message Carlin died, a few months before that I got to see him live for the only time, it was a highlight of my life and I honor that memory to this day and carry his wisdom with me everywhere i go, RIP George, NEVER FORGOTTEN!!!!!

  • the only bad thing is that george charlin didn't believe in god

  • @selekinoto1 How the hell is not believing in a god a bad thing? you must be humping prunes everyday cause ur dry as fuck. If you believe that other people holding on to their own perspectives of life as a bad thing, then u must have no fucking friends. Its not a bad thing to not believe in God....its just a matter of perception based on years of life.

  • @XBladeWingX for me it is a bad thing cus i believe in god and you probably don't so we will never understand each other and how old are you guy you write to me that i must have no friends cus i say what i think i hope that you are not over 18

  • @selekinoto1 If you think it was bad think that Carlin didn't devote his life to imaginary Middle Eastern tyrant, then you're a fucking moron.

  • @selekinoto1 cause he doesn't exist

  • @selekinoto1

    "the only bad thing is that george charlin didn't believe in god"

    That is a positive thing. His mind wasn't closed off by fairy tales and wishful thinking...his mind wasn't warped by lies and cruel stories..and his mind wasn't warped by evil deeds and behaviour.

    Religion is the most destructive force known to mankind...it can take a young person full of potential and promise and lead them down a path of ignorance, cruelty, stupidity and meaningless ritual.

  • @tabula123456 You don't have to be religious to believe in god or in gods, the extreme atheism George Carlin prescribed to is just as dogmatic as any religion.

  • "The extreme atheism" - there is no up there. Holy shit, dogmatic stuff.

  • @iPhap Agnosticism makes more sense than either, an agnostic doesn't know either and doesn't care. Read some Nietzsche or some Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens for an example of how dogmatic atheism actually is.

  • Actually, the definition of agnosticism is that we can't know about the existence of god, ever. Which is, in my opinion, pretty presumptuous. I mean, who's to say we'll never know whether or not god exists? And if this is not what you believe, then don't call yourself an agnostic, I'm tired of people who think that agnosticism just means "I don't know and I don't care." Atheism - a lack of belief in gods, that's about it.

  • "He didn't have very much respect for religion" ---> UNDERSTATEMENT.

  • you see that larry king was laughing fake when george carlin was telling about those codes he was laughing so that people think it's just a joke but he knows that george has right cus he have worked for news for a long time and he knows how politics work but he can not say the truth to people from time to time there comes new rules how people should act and in the end we gonna have some chip in our ass and we can not do anything about it

  • georgie is a god, i think he is down there now

    he made a line and then he crossed it

    he didnt care who he offended

    respect all the way ! :)

  • The MUST have been before Seinfeld was on Larry King - and Larry King though that Seinfeld's show was CANCELLED - and Seinfeld corrected him SEVERAL times - saying that he was not cancelled - he left on his own!!!  And Seinfeld REALLY got HOT!!!!!!

  • 1:05 

  • They do have that chip thing in a sense because we all have cell phones and the government can trace them.

  • @Albert He was both!!!!

  • I don't like Seinfeld's comedy, but it's nice to hear how much he understood and respected Carlin.

  • Why is Seinfeld considered a great comedian? He is just a normal guy sharing his white collar type of comedy. I don't really find him that funny.

  • @greatamerican2010 I am learning how to translate the language of a fundie, is this what you were attempting to say, "I am a deluded arrogant asshole who believes in an invisible fairy and a flaming horny guy"

  • @B01318182 you have a rude awakening if you think GOD is not the creator!!!

  • @greatamerican2010 Is "The only evidence I have for my belief is a collection of very old books, therefore I must be right" the correct translation? I thought a Christian would act more "Christ like"(Not passing judgement). By your belief you are going to hell because Jesus said that if you don't give away every luxury(since you were able to write your repulsive comment, I assume you own a computer) you will go to hell.

  • @B01318182 i spread the word of God i prayed for a computor to tell the Good News of the Lord and he granted it unto me

  • @greatamerican2010 How sore is your ass?

  • @greatamerican2010 you prayed for a computer? lol. yeah im sure. let me guess, god told you from your prayer to go to work and save some money until you had enough. god is pretty savvy. he should be working on wall street or something. but now that you got your computer, you should start praying to god to tell him to stop priests from raping young boys. and then the vatican tries to cover it up. every other year you hear about it. thats some religion you got there.

  • @greatamerican2010 Go jerk off to Fred Phelps you religious asshole! Your god does not exist, there is no heaven, and there no hell. As an agnostic I try to live with religious people in peace, but when ever some fucktard filled with hatred (such as yourself) comes along and starts spreading his hatred around, it pisses me off. George Carlin exposed people for what they were and was funny while he did it. It's people like you that make me glad I left christainty.

  • @shadowclaw46 I'm not sure you're actually agnostic, or that being agnostic is defined as you believe.

    It used to be asserted as a ""middle" between theism and atheism, a reasonable "I don't know" from the assumed certainty of "I know there's no god of athiesm" However atheism is actually the reasoned ground simply asserting lack of belief due to lack of falsifiable evidence. Agnostisism can apply to theism and atheism, and is the other end of being gnostic.Theis atheism, gnostic agnostic. RIP

  • @GraeHall Yes, finally, in a public forum, someone who defines these terms correctly!

  • @greatamerican2010 You're funny...and by funny, I mean retarded.

  • @greatamerican2010 Listen, its great that you wanna spread your idea's about god, That's what George did too. But don't you think its a little ignorant to be so thoughtless about the fact that George was just sharing his opinion, just like youre doing right now, and another thing, youre saying George Carlin is an ''unfunny drug addict'' at a Carlin memorial video, Did George ever kick open the doors of a church and screamed: Jesus is a lazy punk who lied about Religion?

    I didn't think so.

  • @lennyistheman this hack was a liar, and i thank God for everyday he burns in hell!!

  • @greatamerican2010

    Yeah dude I agree, cause George Carlin deserves better than to be critisized by some war loving asshole who kills for fun.

    Hell ain't a bad place to be!~ Airbourne

  • @greatamerican2010 Who the fuck wants to go to heaven anyway. Yeah, lets spend more time with a bunch of sexist, racist and blood thirsty hypocrites. Fuck your god and fuck you.

  • @clipsryan when you are burning in the firey pits of sewage for eternity you will be crying and wishing you had been saved!

  • @greatamerican2010 Anything's better than spending time with an attention whore like you're god. Also, you've seen this place? You know personally that there's fire, crap and "people" with tear ducts and vocal chords there? Give it a rest, you know damn well you're making this shit up with no possible way of knowing your even going to heaven if it even exists. Do you even know how pain works? You need signals to go to your brain to tell you your body is being damaged. No body, no pain.

  • @clipsryan fucking truth

  • @clipsryan You speak the truth man (Y)

  • @KPKAUA Thank you. I try to do the best with my knowledge. (Y)

  • @clipsryan Holy shit! You've blown my mind with suffering in hell. One's spirit goes to hell, not the body. Therefore, no pain, maybe it's loneliness that's the pain.

  • @mocurio Loneliness is our reaction to our survival instinct. If we're in hell, survival is pointless. Our senses work with our brains so any emotion like loneliness would be impossible. Such a mind fuck to the theistic brain. At no surprise was the idea of hell created from things LIVING beings experience. I use to believe in xtianity so after realising no body = no pain, I tried to use the emotion claim. If we can feel pain and emotion in hell we can addapt to them.

  • @greatamerican2010 IF you believe in religion..but if you don't, No One really has proof!

  • @greatamerican2010 when u r not feeling anything in the emptiness of the void for eternity u will be doing/thinking/feeling nothing and wishing nothing cuz u r fucking dead. ;D

  • @greatamerican2010

    He was one of the greatest Americans in recent history, he told it like it is, i cant help it if you believe in UFOs...i mean god. Though i guess if you need a crutch, someone to believe in cause you dont believe in yourself... i guess if that is your thing.

  • Jerry still sounds like he is going through puberty

  • George Carlin had a tendency to exaggerate in order to make his jokes funnier. There is some truth to what he said but he was definitely an extremist and an exaggerator. In fact, only about 25% of the things he said were true and 75% were exaggerations (in order to get people's attention.) But he believed in what he said as he was an extremist. Everything was either black or white to him, but nothing was in between. He was a sensasionalist and used sensasionalism to get people's attention.

  • @kamretnas Let's say that is the case. That he got people's attention by sensationalizing things and blowing them out of proportion to get a laugh out of them and make himself heard. Let's say that's all true. The fact that he got people to think, and develop that critical thinking habit is what makes what he said important and what makes his stuff that much more meaningful. Carlin figured it all out a long time ago, and with his detached demeanor has been trying to tell people to wake up.

  • @kamretnas tell me what George exaggerated on!!! telling the truth does not make u an extremist...if anything he was a realist....BIG DIFFERENCE!!!!! Osama bin Laden is an extremist!!!!!! Listen to what George says and tell me otherwise...I DARE U!!!!!!!!

  • larry king: what made carlin good

    seinfeld: /facepalm

  • Carlin was saying serious shit to king about the micro-chips and tracking devices and all that but larry king is such a fucking idiot, it seemed like he just assumed he should laugh because carlin is a comedian. He probably wasn't even comprehending what Carlin was saying. . What a dumbass.

  • @FUCKYOUIAMOVER18 the guy is like 112 years old, have sum respect

  • @FUCKYOUIAMOVER18

    he probably knows. look how big he is. he also commented on that rant saying "why do you think he wanted to upset so many people"

  • @FUCKYOUIAMOVER18 I dunno if he was serious. He never mentioned it in his comedy, to my knowledge. But i dont 100% doubt it.

  • @FUCKYOUIAMOVER18

    i totally agree

    in my country there has already been a discussion to take everyones dna when born and putting this information on pasports, his reality is already getting closer

  • @FUCKYOUIAMOVER18 yEAH 100% agree with you here! Larry king really is a moron! You would expect someone his age to be a little wiser! But he's a moron to me here, and doesn't seem to understand the real message from George Carlin! This is serious stuff, micro chips have been already implanted on some human beings! And somehow it is as some connection to prophesies from the Bible! Even if it doesn't have a connection to the Bible, micro chips on human bodies don't sound like a good thing to me!

  • I LOVED THAT OLD FART, GOD BLESS YOU GEORGE....NOTTTT! hahah he hated religion =p

  • they failed to tell you that he was coked up out of his mid during the baseball/ football sketch .. and George never showed it at all

  • No great loss!

  • Jerry always credited Carlin as inspiring his jump into comedy. I appreciate a successful man giving credit to his mentors. Big props.

  • Fried chicken head" get two, give one to me" oh man that's George alright. Rip 

  • larry king is such a douchenozzle

  • what the fuck is wrong with that larry king ? he`s a fucking idiot

  • Seinfeld STFU you ain't funny.

    God he is fucking lame.

  • seinfeld shouldnt even be allowed to talk about G.C., Air his view on fascism in America CNN, I dare you.

    Religion is not bad, just politically exploited religion

  • @kroikye nah religion is bad.. it keeps the sheep in line and makes the sheep think they know something more than others.. when in reality just like Carlin once said.. "There is just as much proof of UFOs as there is god" and yet people call you crazy for not believing their crazy stories that make no biological or logical sense. Evolution is god. However there is proably some esoteric religions that have a great way of looking at things, however all main stream religion is trash

  • @Robmar420

    I used to think all religion was no good, after false flag 9/11 and ridicule of Christians on massmedia, I begann to wonder WHY all this effort to Kill/demonize Montheistic religion? I think big churches are corrupt and pervert true christianity.

    To believe in god and one god alone, however is everyones right or choice.

  • @kroikye-I agree that everyone has the right to believe what they want.But I also have the right to call everyone stupid for believeing in such non sense.Guess what if men 2000 years ago can do things we cant do today, ie. a virgin birth or the gods rib thing then its all non sense to keep people away from the truth.I agree with most of religions teachings,In the sense that we should all care and share with one another. But the rest is bull that stops people from thinking for themselves

  • @kroikye Oh and by the way its not just big churchs who destroy christianity, its every church. Because every church spews the exact same FILTH. ex. Do this this and this and thou shalt be saved. if you do this this and this then thou shalt go to hell. its a fuckin ancient scare tactic that people are still scared of today for some reason (Actually the reason is because once you have turned religous, you start brain washing family and your kids and then they all brain wash their loved ones)

  • Jerry's point of view: "it was so bizzare..."

    Christians's PoV: " it was a sign from God/Satan"-i can bet 100$ that some Christian said that, minimum one.

  • 3:20 WTF XD

  • LOL...2:22 in. and 2:51 ....LOL comes off in 20 years...chicken heads...LOL.

  • I'm not big on Seinfeld, but as a Carlin fan I respect the friendship these two very different artists shared.

    Seinfeld's reminiscences of his old friend were kind and heartfelt.

    I don't get some of the Jerry-bashing here. He didn't have to say these things about Carlin. I appreciate that he did.

  • @laronmaron98 to compare Seinfeld to Carlin is like to compare dog poop to Theory of relativity. He is a nobody and no one cares what he thinks about Mr. Carlin. I think that's why people bash him.

  • @casperado666 Seinfeld is just not funny, .. . at all.

  • George Carlin was assassinated so he wouldn't make jokes on Obama

  • No, he wasn't. He died of a heart attack because of a condition he got from his father, and because of all the cocaine he did in the '70s.

  • @ThePsychoReturns

    it's all conspiracies. thanks for taking my joke seriously

  • @ThePsychoReturns He died because everybody dies

  • @RobeonMew

    He was assassinated by death itself, because death felt threatened. So he triggered a heart attack. And he was right to be threatened. George was a man who had insight and talent that was an inspiration to all who took the time to listen to his funny, well spoken words of wisdom.