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MA-CHI-NI-MAAAA!

I HAVE DICK BUMPS! I am sorry, can you repeat that? MY DICK IS RED AND BUMPY!

i was not expecting dick bumps.

lmao

lol...his call was monitored by every woman without HERPS...sooo...he might as well cut his dick off, cuz hes not getting any no time soon...

MultiBaller0 6 months ago

He has a std

aceistheplace46 7 months ago

@minniemike2197 fuk ten ducks, fuk all teh duks!!!

CouchPotatoe97 8 months ago

OMFG!! HAHAHA X) Winning! Best short evaaaa!

YasharBenz 9 months ago

You found an english worker over the phone?

TomRSM 9 months ago

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!! i cant fuckin stop crying!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD ROFLMFAO!!!

ODSTScoppyElite 1 year ago

MY DICK IS RED AND BUMPY! xD

Treaserr 1 year ago 2

I just called the microsoft suppoort and yelled "DICK BUMPS" and immediately hung up.

nordicninja44 1 year ago

funniest thing i ever saw, couldnt breath! gak! blah... ... DICK BUMPS

quickninja21 1 year ago

lol the biginging machinimaaaaa XD

jrtails1 1 year ago

Dick bumps!

DarkraiDiety 1 year ago

LOL MY DICK IS RED AND BUMBY DICK BUMBS!

camerakiller1 1 year ago

0:01

XsubsceneX 1 year ago

lol..these ppl are so stupid but funny.

I HAVE DICK BUMPS!!

MY DICK IS RED AND BUMPY!!!!

xXBerryBoy 1 year ago

gay

RookieAtLife 2 years ago

lmao hes got genital herpes. lmao

007deMafia 2 years ago 26

wow fail.

nocturnalpanda89 2 years ago

the red ring of death

oriBuster 2 years ago

lolololololloololololololol

doi0010 2 years ago

lol

xdeath110 2 years ago

i have bright red bumps and a ring around my cock!!!! lol i loved that

cluckeythe2 2 years ago

I HAVE DICK BUMPS!!!! LOL BEST PART

xXGTXxGamers 2 years ago

XD MAH DICK IS RED AND BUMPY!!

zozlolz 2 years ago

hahhahahahaha

adamnbomb247 2 years ago

im sorry but.....could some1 tell me what the 'red ring of death' is?

Drillsergeant2 2 years ago

It's when something is wrong w/ your xbox I think depending on the number of lights there will be different problems

GangsterNub 2 years ago

@Drillsergeant2 it happens when you leave your xbox360 on to long and it brakes your xbox360

dxckid2 6 months ago

lol omg:L:L:L:L:L

kalmahrdabestband 2 years ago

LMFAO!! I HAVE DICK BUMPS!!!

gears199 2 years ago

lolololololololololololololololololololololol

Dick bump.

SpartanRL999 2 years ago

XD LOL.

bonez15404 2 years ago

omg...lol

CheeseDanish780 2 years ago

he should see a doctor about that red ring, why did he call xbox live suppo-oohhhhhh now I get it.

regalreptile612 2 years ago

hahahahhaaahsHAhxahahah ahahahah rofl

S1L3NTxB3ASTLY 2 years ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WindTheCoder 2 years ago

HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!

Chees3Face 2 years ago

lololololololo;lolololololo''olololololol i got the red ring to

icedragon1796 2 years ago

LMAO, was that an actual call?

warhero1645 2 years ago

LAWL

NS5Sonny 2 years ago

kinda random but still funny

Needapizza 2 years ago

omg lol i didnt c that 1 comin

fartmonkey13 2 years ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sc4rf4c3Creations 2 years ago

LMFAO

royand1123 2 years ago

LMFAO

goldnx 2 years ago

lol

13JL23 2 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AdamHockey73 2 years ago

ROFLLAMO

Budgetgravy 2 years ago

ROFLMAO

petedog1996 2 years ago

Hahahaha, wow, totally unexpected!

Dvdingham 2 years ago

lol

ineedLBPhelp 2 years ago

DICK BUMPS! omfg that is awesome...

JackKnifeAlpha 2 years ago

hahaha

dalekvstripod11 2 years ago

MY DICK IS RED AND BUMPY!

RipAndDipFilms 2 years ago

lol

xXGTXxGamers 2 years ago

ROFL

TrampOllen 2 years ago

loooooooooolz

DaRkGliTcHerR 2 years ago

BREFFMINTZ!!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!!?!

Eriktheguy123 2 years ago

makes me laugh

whowhatwhenwatch 2 years ago

at first I thought he was tryin to be sarcastic hehehe but he wasnt...thats funny

Masonisthewall 2 years ago

"DICK BUMPS" roflmaolol

SovietBLACHAWK 2 years ago

lol!

Bigbub66 2 years ago

lolollol

gearsofwarmovies2 2 years ago

ROFL

cant stop watching.

captninsaino 2 years ago 20

I love this video.

Just my style of comedy.

Meguhtron 2 years ago 8

the part I liked was the credits at the end lololololol

Sniper2477 2 years ago

This has been flagged as spam show

i'm 12 years old and what is this?

ima12yearold 2 years ago

well its when your willy gets little tiny bumbs on it which is commanly known as DICK BUMPS!!!!!

nightbringer5 2 years ago

that cant be based on a true event, the customer suport person wasent middle eastern

Nilocsherman 2 years ago

you mean Indian ?

blacknightownzjoo 2 years ago

lol not expected

smarticus757 2 years ago

PMSL irl! i didnt expect that rofl

B4mB4mUK 2 years ago

the real red ring of death

Steelbuckeye521 2 years ago

rofl

ghostx325 2 years ago

loll it was pretty amusin

ExceptionallyAwesome 2 years ago

I didn't laugh...

xUltraMikey 2 years ago

HERPES!!!!!

pkmaser13 2 years ago

vista is a bumpy red dick

HitlerFrogProduction 2 years ago

Lol so random i have dick bumps!!1! Lol

SnailzRus 2 years ago

lmao i was NOT expecting that!

here4good 2 years ago

that was funny

saberfreezer 2 years ago

herpes

toyman512 2 years ago

LMFAO win!

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BrickbusterX 2 years ago

MY DICK IS RED AND BUMPY

blindkungfu 2 years ago

XDXDXDXDXD

scortch30 2 years ago

lulz

RaichyxRaichu 2 years ago

Win. =)

FinalAssassin42 2 years ago

lawl

Arcanoside 2 years ago

This has been flagged as spam show

this so stupid

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XxYucayequexX 2 years ago

hmmm, interesting. though i have to admit, i have prank called the "wii support" and told them i had a Xbox360 disc stuck in their console. they told me to call Microsoft becuase its their disc. lol =]

indianacheckers 2 years ago

LMAO! "call Microsoft because its their disc" LOLOLOL

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DiGiTiLhEaRt 2 years ago

hehe

jaknife99 2 years ago

Holy fuck that was hilarious!

Chowfernow 2 years ago

L0LL0

FreakoutXXX 2 years ago

lmao

xantence 2 years ago

this vid is split amongst the viewers. It's hilarious to the nonchalant crowd and offensive to the people with less sunshine in their lives. I liked it anyway.

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aboutadonis 2 years ago

XD soooo funny lol

harry2motte 2 years ago

dude that is the funniest vid ever!

TheFamousJon 2 years ago

Hopefully no one will take it seriously; it is somewhat insensitive to those who do have STDs, but it's still funny..... kind of.

VinIsAwesome55 2 years ago

A STD joke seriously?

Please put more thought into future attempts at humor. Personally I would give this -5 stars if I could.

AwesomePally 2 years ago

hhahahahahhaaaha lmfao!!!!

grahamtaylor141 2 years ago

putiful

Biofan813 2 years ago

stdss are spreading until every dude has been laid

darkmaster2323 2 years ago

lol sweet

disposableteenbitch 2 years ago

Hillarious

Fohawk99 2 years ago

LoL

NextenBlade 2 years ago

Woulda been better if this was real.

chaosnaska 2 years ago

ha that was funny...unexpected

HaloBeagle 2 years ago

The fact that this has a rationg of more than one star truly depresses me. Why, machinim fans? WHY?!

Tellmeimaninja 2 years ago

Wow. I definitely wasn't expecting that.

incompatiblesoftware 2 years ago

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monsteroats 2 years ago

hahahah!!! hilarious. i h8 when u get a machine when trying to call Microsoft

crazyaxeman123 2 years ago

LOL

halocop2235 2 years ago

lol

polmp789 2 years ago

lawl owned :D

maulud0wn 2 years ago

Dick bumps!

As long as it even makes me chuckle I'm okay with it. So all please stop complaining.

Meguhtron 2 years ago 2

win i hope there will be more of these coming

TorWauki1 2 years ago

Feakin' awesome!

japandude10 2 years ago

wtf

WorthWatchingVv 2 years ago

how do you not get it

Zammy117 2 years ago

what the fuck

masterman942 2 years ago

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this sucked

noremacx8 2 years ago

lololol thats exactly what its like

jamesbeattie11 2 years ago

lol

tiran789 2 years ago

funny as mate

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StrangerzWithCandy 2 years ago

-can you reapeat

-my dick have red bumps

chillay10 2 years ago

i had to call microsoft ttry and get my 360 fixed and they just lied to get rid of me

blooboy12 2 years ago

lol

lost815360 2 years ago

That wasn't funny.

Novinthe 2 years ago

lol

glennr94 2 years ago

im going to call microsoft and do that!

but they wont understand cause there all idian!

Stealthkill117 2 years ago

lol thats just for your xbox insurance theyr just ppl that answer ur questions if u have any problems with ur xbox. microsoft is american and i dont think u can call them directly tho.

Xxdop3xx50calxX 2 years ago