Bayonetta - Funny Moments [Helicopter Scene L.U.K.A.] German Subtitle

[Cha0sArcherGirlXXX]

Luka: AWWWW FUCK ME!

Me:GLAD TO!

[GunBunnyShift]

Damn I was staring hard...

[vampirechick556]

AH FUCKING HELL!!

[warreyboy]

Welcome to abort..(Careless Whisper)

[drumminglink]

:45

lol Ghettoblaster XD

[kepechocha]

hahaahha its great!

[sailornaruto39]

she was just in water and her makeup is fine O_o

[BlairUnia]

@sailornaruto39 Maybe her makeup's waterproof? This coming from a real girl xD

[sailornaruto39]

@BlairUnia ahhh, good point

[LadyMurderMaid]

You skipped her saying get ready...it MAKES the scene...

Son, I am a dissapoint.

[juniorjenova]

2:02-2:19 - beautiful view, but if i was Bayonetta, i would slap Luka so hard as i can.

[Stargeek2006]

2:20

Dramatic boobs.

[Timeywimeyball]

1:59 Love the sexophone.

[252Dazz252]

What was the song called at the end, I heard it many times many years ago but I can't remember.

[MiyuDevaughn]

@252Dazz252

It's one of the most known Songs on earth :)

Name is: "Wham! - Careless Whisper"...such a Sexy Song! ^.^

[HJMXmechuchemen]

men what is that song and goob video IM LOOOKING O.O

[Hypercosmo1]

Bayonetta: Welcome aboard, Chesire

Luka: AWW FUCKING HELL!

XD

[markjokestar1]

Lmao that was hilarious. By the way what's the name of the song you used? it was pretty awesome.

[prankovalero]

@markjokestar1 the some at the last part? Careless Whisper

[PuccaXGaru4Evr]

Luka's Priceless Face, kitty, and boobs...

"oh fuck me!"

Lol! XD

[TheViolentIdiot]

Was that sweat dripping down her boobs?

[dragon5556]

@TheViolentIdiot not sweat water

[prankovalero]

That's how Luka noticed the "reality of things"....

[boredtotears12]

Fail. That's what he gets xD

[SammEater]

LOL Cereza is really cute at 2:12 she don't understands why Luka is looking strange. :P

[sweetblackblood1]

@SammEater kids!..

[Tenshisan1214]

haha at 2:13 cereza is like whats going on?

[chezaookami]

Press 6 for legs, and 7 for boobs.

[DrivenFORGE]

Maybe they could combine dmc and this game together somehow.

[Yawehplaneswalker616]

Did he just swear in front of a child - I mean I know that kid's seeing a lot of death and all but I've fought in Afghanistan and you don't hear me swearing within earshot of child - I save that for being back at the base.

[INeedYou91]

@Yawehplaneswalker616 ohh its game god sake big fed up with all these high and mighty people saying games are this and that if you don't like it who cares pleny of other people do

[jelxym]

Love Yuri Lowenthall as Luka.♥ He's such a talented voice actor.

[paramorefanboy123]

Bayonetta = Dante's sister

[jassir1316]

@paramorefanboy123 mmmm maybe daughter of sparda =p

[TheDarkVideos]

I bet luka wants bayonetta in bed xD

[FandeJay]

OH, FUCK ME!!!

[Uivil1234]

i loooooove this game

[v2791]

this game is a fking party !

[TheDeathSorrow]

Tities tities

[assaindude]

Bayonetta:cwelcome aboard chesire

Luka:OH FUCKING HELL!!

me: LOL

[ninjamunkey209]

I love how it flashes to him then to the cat then to boobs lol

[TheBadassTonberry]

Luka, Cheshire, BOOBS

"Oh fuck me.."

[EnumasElish]

ouw fucking hell! Mommy! xD

[ace8980]

Has ayone noticed that the same voice actor doing Cheshire is also Sasuke's?

[jelxym]

@ace8980 Yep. Yuri's a good actor and I'm glad they chose him. =)

[AKP271990]

I love Luka's reactions!!!!!!!

[1990Adamd]

Wonder how many people are wanking to her right now... *shudders*

[Thedeeplyinept]

LUKA:"Things look good from up here,but the further down you go,the harder it is not to notice."

Any sense something wrong with that?

[zdogg30]

this was my least favorite level

[coroixiwa]

new term for chinese water torture XD

[GreasyRockabilly]

haha nice george micheal at the end

[tigera618]

ha cereza was wondering what tachiere was looking at.

[littlecuteangel112]

Luka: oh fuck me!

yes Luka, fuck you

[jonsandersgame]

In order of importence: 3. Luka 2. The Stuffed Pussy 1. Bayonetta's Boobies

GOD I LOVE YOU SEGA!!!

[JackTM53Synopsis]

wahey!

[Sirdeon425]

when the little girl looks back and forth it makes it just that much funnier lol

[ChristianR021]

You see? Staring at breasts will get you blown up eventually

[waluigiland]

Luka: mmmmm im looking.......-looks out- OH FUCK ME!!

[ShiveringSam2000]

She is fit as.

[RaftRider]

Luka is such a tool.

[UzumakiWarrior01]

@RaftRider That actually has a nice ring to it: LUKA the tool.

[SammEater]

Wait a sec, Luka's voice sounds like Yosuke from Persona 4.

Also, Bayonetta's boobs FTW. :D

[MallRat666]

@SammEater its the same voice actor who also does Sasuke''s voice in Naruto,Persona 4,he does many titles in anime games.

[BelmixkryMemberXV]

lmfao Typical Luka. What a freaking horndog~!

[narutostarfire]

ummmmm i feel squishy down my pants i cant believe i came geeeez and im 19. i really may need to go to a doctor and get this thing checked geeez

[2BWholeAgain13]

this was my favorite scene XD

[WhiteYabuki]

LOL at; 2:45 "And Again" XD

[DevilRebellion]

Luka's facial capture looks the same as Dante's, in Devil May Cry 4. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

[birdgirl69]

@DevilRebellion yeh it is... and when he throws a rose too...

[DevilRebellion]

@birdgirl69 Oh yeah, the rose. lol That IS in DMC 4 as well. mhm

[birdgirl69]

@DevilRebellion it's soo funny xD

[DevilRebellion]

@birdgirl69 Bayonetta is definitely not a game to be taken seriously.

Bayonetta is to Devil May Cry as:

-Zombieland is to zombie movies,

-Space Balls is to Star Wars

-Tropic Thunder is to war movies.

In other words, it takes something precious and popular, makes it comedic but at the same time, so amazing. You know what I mean?

[birdgirl69]

@DevilRebellion yeh i know :)

[sailornaruto39]

@DevilRebellion shaun of the dead may have been a bette comparison for zombies, zombieland was stupid.

[DevilRebellion]

@sailornaruto39 Nevertheless, Zombieland is not to be taken seriously. And more people know Zombieland than Shaun of the Dead, though I do agree with you. Shaun of the Dead kicks ass!

[xtreme962]

Oh Fuck Me ! xD

[maxn20]

luka can't just get a booner in peace you know withou missels on his face?

[skmax95]

I gotta admit it..... NICE BOOBS!

[TheMikuhatsune11]

I love the game (but im a girl) idc anywyas its awsome thats all i have to say btw good recording

[MrNightmare107]

2:11-2:17 Cerze whaterver is like "What the fuck is he looking at?" XD

[thevideocaller]

man...i wish shje could stop touchin herself like that o.o

[DeathIsABishi]

Luka, cat, BOOBS!!! That was funny,

[fheisk]

@DeathIsABishi lol and then he's like "oh fuck me..." that's exactly how i would have said it

[kallekala2]

Best part of the game... "OH fuck me! " xD his soo funny

[XHeatHeatherX]

Bayonetta is great *_*

[atlhoney1906]

I was looking at the subtitles @ 0:46.....apparently the German word for speakers is "Ghettoblaster"....LOL.

[SawXIII]

@atlhoney1906 asi ? mira vos

[atlhoney1906]

@SawXIII No como lo que dije? Honestamente no me importa

[neckbonz365]

@atlhoney1906 luka; oh fucking hell!!!!!!!!!!!

[guin100]

@atlhoney1906 its a parody (i dont know to explain it better)

i think an american helicopter squad attacked in a war (i dont which war) and they had huge speakers

over these speakers they played the ride of valkyries made by richard wagner to panik them

[EgEmDark]

Ooooh Luka xD... Cant blame you! xDD

[xiangvrylike]

''oh fuck me!'' damn rite Luka AKA Cheshire! xD

[H3lloPanda]

LOL @ the end

[DeathIsABishi]

Luka-Cereza-Cat-BOOBIES!!!

[Tenlki]

2:16

[tidus114]

lol i love this scence xD

"oh i'm looking"

[Retrogamer41]

I LOL'd when Luka is looking on Bayonetta's "chesire's"(LOL!) Thx for upload this. XD

[spgarra0]

I LIKES THE GAME

[BadDaxter]

Cereza is so niedlich <3