How To Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew

[ozansu]

pezevenk o kadar alet edevat olsa zaten tirbuson da olur.

[legendary533]

that pocket knife has a corkscrew...

[BlueCuddlefish]

@legendary533 I believe you are mistaken, the knife in the video is a victorinox tinker. It has a phillips head screwdriver in place of a corkscrew.

[msfreya13]

i thought this was how to open a wine bottle not ask this old house

[distilleryfcthebest]

this is so impracticable, if you don't have a bottle opener at your disposal, I highly doubt you will have a hammer and screw

[victorinoxfan]

Yep let's use the swiss army knife blade instead of its corkscrew to open the bottle of wine :P

[zeansor]

im more likely to have a corkscrew then a hammer

[lcm007]

i fucked it up big time.........just pushed the cork into the bottle instead

[SkullSquadronVF84]

I slit my wrist doing this, I'm suing...

[Theprinceofsayians1]

The REAL step 8: Take a huge swig from the bottle like a bad ass. Only pussies drink in measurements.

[mrjojosaccomplice]

hit 1 for epic face.

[MrHco1]

Great

[Kubasino10]

ooooooooh, the corkscrew is sooooo exspensive :-D

[thejerkku10]

Press 1 for FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK!!

[ZackDeLaPedra]

if you are in a desert island with nothing but a bottle of wine and internet, you don't need to blame on the portuguese anymore!!

[demonxthedk]

Thumbs up if you fucked this up...

[ThatZombiesGuy]

i wonder if the girl that narrates this is hot?

[Evans12Man]

How to: Be 'That guy' at the party

[MsOmNomNomz]

How to Open a Bottle of Wine Without a Corkscrew

You will need:

A bottle of wine

A strong arm

And a floor or wall.

Take your bottle of wine with your strongest arm, and smash that mother fucker against the wall or floor.

Done! :D

[jakemk1029]

if u have a swiss army knife like they did dont they have cork screws in them ?

[kayakwest61]

no corkscrew but you have a screw a hammer and a pair of pliers

[MezmerEyes1992]

Thumbs up if you have a corkscrew upstairs but are too lazy to get it....

[JackKuirser]

You guys rock, know why? Cause right now I'm "kinda" on a deserted island with nothing at all xD

[JackKuirser]

@JackKuirser Ummm u know what? The best solution was to smash it against a tree after all -___-

[6leafdom]

How to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew?

you get a woman to do it. thats how.

[malayrojak]

@6leafdom

I am not sure if that is an insult or a compliment to women.

I am also not sure what the hell possessed me to click on this video.

[AmyDAimes]

Step 5: Feel up the wall.

[Gamestation68]

step 1: smah the top of the bottle against a tree

[0xXSilentSandsXx0]

wait just break the neck of the bottle..thats easier.

[cuteiepie2518]

Thumbs up if your under aged....

[SuperMinime911]

who the hell cares where cork screws come from!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[macncheesenadia]

I think they should rename this to, "How to open a wine bottle is you're a teenager and don't have a corkscrew handy"

Yeah.

[johnterry517]

i bet that her pocket knife had a cork screw on it

[rockpetrad]

well i grabbed the screwdriver then i got drunk and i still didnt get the wine open....

[Dornek1]

Viva Portugal páh! Temos as melhores rolhas p'ro binho carago

[hgirl122david]

motherfucker caressed the wall lovingly

[emzz711]

Grace Helbig brought me here.... :)

[hellomusicalitylove]

@emzz711 

Me too:)

[hwk336]

if all else fails; smash the motherfucker against a solid wall until the top breaks off

[awesomedog69]

When she said pocket knife and towel, I was like "Are you going to murder someone b**ch?!"

[Narga1111]

Yeah... there's nothing worse.

[LimikoChan]

I was waiting for her to tell me that a lightsaber will do.

[flappydad]

step 1: ask your mum

[leahdizon7]

It worked perfectly.. Thanks for the awesome video.. saved me a trip back to the grocery store



[leahdizon7]

It worked perfectly.. Thanks for the awesome video.. saved me a trip back to the grocery store

[BJMonica]

I suppose people often find themselves in a position where they don't have a corkscrew but do have a hammer, a screw, a towel, a pocket knife, a fork lift truck, a pickup truck, a butler and a shotgun.

[LimikoChan]

@BJMonica Exactly what happened to me just last weekend!

[MGRaiden64]

1:05 he was feelin up of that wall

[1969jmac]

how do you open a box of wine without a cork screw?

[jshockx3]

step one: smash the bottle against a hard surface

step two: if the surface is clean enough, lick the wine off the floor

[oboslotment]

@jshockx3 a hard surface-your friend's square head

[thesciman]

or just smash it on the ground

[appubintu]

How many times do you crack the glass with that hammer? Actually, the cork is mostly from Spain and Sardinia. Do you have an all night store like Safeway near you? Why don't you get your ass off the cough, you have to anyway to open the bottle, and do exactly like imagination43 suggests.

[stef555stef]

@appubintu 90% of the world's cork production os from Poprtugal, even the cork in Spanish bottles.

[appubintu]

@stef555stef If you say so. Actually, I was born and raised in Sardinia where there is a huge production of cork, sughero in Italian. I don't know anything your assumptions about Spanish bottles. Have you ever seen the harvest of cork and the way the oaks are left bear? However, it has nothing to do with your Portugal and its production of cork, which is just fine by me. Have you ever seen Portugal? Do you know what the landscape looks like? Next time, we'll talk about the wines. Ciao.

[chikichik12]

*hits the bottle against a rock* its not workin.... *bottle breaks* johnny depp: my rums gone ):

[ahubba913]

All the haters, sometimes it's 5 am and you're still boozing, but don't have a corkscrew. Screw and hammer worked for me last night... thanks for the tip!

[brizzo7]

easiest way to do it is to get a blunt object, with a smaller surface area than the cork, that won't embed itself into it and then use another object to beat it downwards so the cork drops into the bottle. An example could be to use the end of a wooden spoon to rest on top of the cork and use a strong knife handle to beat the top of the spoon to knock the cork downwards. Just be careful you dont get carried away and knock the bottle over!

It's easier to poke it in than pull it out and it works!

[NiBelangrijk]

doesn't shaking the bottle back and forth ruin your wine??

[pm06pb]

i used a screw and a fork for a lever instead of a claw hammer, worked perfectly!

[olddeuteronomy]

If you're going to get drunk enough that you forget a corkscrew and/or forget how to operate one, just get wine in a box.

[d3nikk]

Screw you !

[thatsnazzyappleguy]

@VargaPesta i know dumbass

[Supertomiman]

52% comes from Portugal, 32% comes from Spain, and 6% from Italy...

[BeiberLover1998]

Yah Portugal gets the credit this time!!!

[mickeysucci13]

I thought they were gonna say "find a smooth vertical surface and smash the top off against the wall".

[wakeandbakesam1]

@mickeysucci13 me too lol

[thatsnazzyappleguy]

0:12 were gonna help you get into that fucker wtf?

[mad1and1so1bad]

@thatsnazzyappleguy sucker not fucker

[thatsnazzyappleguy]

@mad1and1so1bad i know u idiot

[VenomTheHedgehog]

HAHA! Portugal FTW! In your face Pakistan!

[behunterpt]

@VenomTheHedgehog :)!

[scaredlife123]

break off the top

[wtfkitten6590]

omg thank you! lol saved my nite <3

[xvxvcaspervxvx]

.... I just go to the neighbors and use their wine opener! ;p

[Cookalookas]

screw that! I'm going to smash the bottle over my head and drink all the contents in one gulp! Wine, glass and all!

[frechieguy]

lol dont most pocketknives have a corkscrew in them anyway as a standard?

[maycraren]

You will need:

A wine bottle

Optional:

Enemies head

Step 1. Smack it on a surface

Tip. Smacking it on your enimies head will let you feel better and more of a party animal!

[TheFriendlyFriends]

Nothing says classy like opening a bottle of wine with a hammer..

[devinarney]

@TheFriendlyFriends LOL

[TylerMontana]

I usually just find myself something thing, long and hard enough to push the cork down. Like a screwdriver, a knife sharpener, even a wrench or allen key will work. Pulling it out takes too much time if you don't have a kork screw by hand.

[VViP30U7]

My cork is plastic... cheap bastards.

[lmps919]

@VViP30U7 Your wine sucks! Only the good wine is sealed with cork from the tree "cork" in Portugal. Why? Because is a ideal sealed

material (and the only one "natural" in the world) to prevent the wine will rotten... 450 years of experience can not be wrong...

[VViP30U7]

@lmps919 That's why I said the people who bottled that wine got cheap by using plastic instead of cork... you're a dumb-fuck.

[lmps919]

@VViP30U7 LLLOOOLLL... Fuck the plastic !!!

[dragon4117]

what if im naked and im at the desert island?

[tonydematos95]

Portugal rocks!!!

[seiferzion]

Awesomeness

[DetectiveDeckard]

1:10 Foreplay with a wall? Who are we to judge?....

[Neoquaker101]

Fuck you assholes, a corkscrew is not always available. Stop taking pride in being able to buy a 5 dollar corkscrew. WE ALL CAN.

[24preacherboy]

Heat the bottle over an open flame

Wait 20mins

Cork WILL come out.

[Kamohawk22]

i stick my penis in the bottle it usually works

[zeekdugeek123]

@Kamohawk22 ya cause only ur penis is small enough to fit in there

[kozakhanda]

just push the fookin cork in with your thumb

[Pandapanda7777]

@jumpin the fire 83 if you had a life you wouldn't be responding like a dick head you fucking faggott! Who the fuck you think you talking too like that! It's people like you that fuck it all up! Fucking dickhead!!!!! What yor mom fucking dropped you or what you piece of shit!!!!!

[Erilis666]

lol, "a wall is ideal, a tree will do"?? lol, i can see people breaking holes into their walls. I would think a tree would be preferable.

[123drdre321]

PORTUGAL!!!!!!!!!!

[rimama01japan]

nice idea

thank you

[chrisearnshaw]

I didn't have anything to use and the wall technique worked! Thank you so much!!!

[dhrubow]

If you're on a deserted island??? No corkscrew but screws and pliers??!?!?!

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

just buy the wine with the screw top

it tastes like crap buy u still get drunk

[quackstar84]

step 8... Stfu

[Pandapanda7777]

Hell Yeah!!!! Never fails I can't find a corkscrew at someones house!!!! Now I'm going to impress some peeps! And of course some fine ladies... Hahaha

Thanks!

LOL!!!

[JumpInTheFire83]

@Pandapanda7777 lol get a fuckin life gaylord

[bklyn390]

the wall thing is a fucking lie. now i cnt get drunk.

[gross3634]

This shit worksss!!

[TheLawlawl]

THROW IT!

[dragon4117]

just shake the bottle no need for the cloth or wall

[dpsrush]

i would rather go and get a corkscrew

[msericaw1916]

Great idea. Thanks!!! I used the screw and hammer method. Worked perfectly!!!! I'm now enjoying my wine!!!

[DarknessDragon101]

theres always the way of breaking it on the blow to get them wines :)

[OWNmeansPWN]

hmmm doesnt that knife have u used have a corkscrew? it looks like a swiis army knife.

[whythehell99]

My wine bottle was not the typical flat bottom kind. It had a big hole in the middle that goes into a cone inside the bottle so hitting the wall wasn't as effective. Then I used the screw and pliers technique and managed to pull the cork out a little before the screw ripped out of the cork. But the cork came out enough so that hitting the wall this time worked.

Nothing will keep me from drinking my wine! Thanks for the tips!

[mynameisandersonda]

well this vid did work for me lol my mom got a wine botle of one of her friends dat came from chile and ryt now i was feeling like drinking so i try to open but i forgot i dont have a corkscrew lol so i tryed the screw one and yea im drinking ryt now and it taste gooodddd lol

[GeorgeW6]

Bought a corkscrew with bottle since I knew I did not have one and was staying in a motel. Unfortunately, the stupid corkscrew actually BROKE inside the cork.. I first tried "Hitting Bottle Against Wall," (too noisy) but got out with biggest blade of pocket knife. Pushed it in! Warned about spillage, I made the final push in a sink and had success.

[columbustheslayer]

@GeorgeW6 dun worry about the noise...im sure ur neighbours would offer u a cockscrew soon enough

[SaiiKOsThoughts]

if you need a pocket knife, why don't you use the build in corkscreww ?

[GeorgeW6]

My ripoff Swiss Army Knife made by LL Bean did not have this essential tool. Maybe campers only drink beer? Two beer openers in knife. At least the biggest blade worked great.

[Erilis666]

@SaiiKOsThoughts some pocket knifes don't have a built in corkscrew, friend.

[JumpInTheFire83]

@SaiiKOsThoughts lol, clever

[militarycats]

@SaiiKOsThoughts ... Not all pocket knives have a corkscrew on them!

[rudebwoOy]

@SaiiKOsThoughts so true =)

[stgodd]

lol,i think the shoe technique is better.

[bElgiUmGirLy]

if you break the bottom of the bottle then the bottle would be open and you could drink from it...

[AWSProspero]

Buy wine with a screwcap next time?

[gunhimdown]

graet vid... but 1 star for the fucking advertiseing!!!!

[elevatednelated]

Somehow my corkscrew broke of into the cork. Used the hammer to remove and all is well....great ideas

[fumala420]

or just buy a fucking cork screw for two dollars!!

[usesoapp]

Haha seriously.......better than making a frikin science project to open it

[GeorgeW6]

I did and it broke inside the cork! Also, cost $5.95, but I am returning it and getting one that works good.

[wijnweetjes]

Grapig maar tegen de muur is niet zo goed voor de wijn, het schudden. Maar een tafelwijn, ja als je hem anders niet open krijgt?

[mafalo809]

It didnt work for me

I guess I missed the "stroking the smooth surface" part

gonna try again

[usesoapp]

Lawl!

[StrangersInTheLight]

hahahaha

[imagination43]

not to mention someone with a WINE RACK filled with WINE is unlikely to not possess a corkscrew unless retarded

[imagination43]

...yeah. all you need is a screw a screwdriver, claw hammer, a knife .... or take your cheapskate ass down to a store and buy a corkscrew

[brandonhud60]

@imagination43 what if its 11pm and the stores closed? ;P

[kingsod]

hi hi oh je je oh

[Jinxxed0]

hitting a glass bottle on the bottum like that or dropping it can cause tiny little shards of glass to break loss on the inside of the bottle and when you drink it, it'll tear up your insides pretty bad.

[mituub]

No problem. Just pour the whine thru your sock and the glass splinters will not make it into your stomach.

[sniktawleahcim]

um.. no.. it wont.

[Jinxxed0]

Yes it will.

[VanDiESEL619]

so u're on a deserted island with nothing but a bottle of whine... WHERE THE FUCK DO U GET A TOWEL THEN?! LOL

[luftwaffe26]

True that

[kingsod]

use you skanky underpants you monster.

[barbarajmay]

what if you were violated by a walrus or something and have no clothes?

[daPerik]

then you ask him if he has a corkscrew

[925azn]

you would use your shoe then, like the drunk french guy :D hopefully you still have shoes o.O

[monkeyrobot]

discovered on a romantic night out with a redneck

[lauraoriordan]

ok, so I don't have a corkscrew, but I have a screw and a hammer XD LOL!

[izope90]

jk =]

[izope90]

wwoohhoo!!!!!!!!!!!! im so drunk

[13Pinkytm13]

the pairing knife would have a corkscrew already, no?

[mrensayne]

yes =)

[havik82]

i just busted the neck off. and took a drink from the bottle. i dont need no hoity toity rich people stuff.

[AntoinetteAcosta]

awesomee my date will think im so smooth lmao

[Bomburk]

My cork ended inside the bottle, well it dosent mater I only had a knife... The taste is the same

[nmacog]

heheheh thanks for that i used the hammer trick worked a treat !!!!

AAAAAH THATS BETTER !!!! HERES TO YOU !!!! hehehhe

[earthpoop]

uhh theres a way to open it witout your hands..with 4 hours to spare...stick it in the freezer for 1-2 hrs

hit the bottom of the bottle on a table....something will happed duck and cover the top is going off like a rocket

[weirdede2]

I like how you said, "with 4 hours to spare" and then you say stick it in the freezer for 1-2 hours. Does it take you 2-3 hours to get it in the fridge or something? hahaha

[earthpoop]

Yes. >.>

[t687]

@weirdede2 no it takes 2-3 hours for the wine to defrost...

[kriptonis]

PORTUGAL rulles the World!!!!

[gertvanderpaelt]

Or you could just pull of the seal and push the cork through. If there's no cork screw at hand, you'll probably won't be drinking very high quality wine, so the soaking cork won't matter either.

[14lessthan1]

or u could use the cork screw on the swiss army knife dumbass

[999663isback]

Thats what i was gonna say!

[kinterodavid12]

jajajaja yaa

[Smarba9000]

i actually thought she was going to hit the glass on the wall lol

[iHeartKT]

Haha.

Step 7:

Pour yourself a biggg glass... assuming you have one. You've earned it.

[missusmadness]

You can also push the cork into the bottle if your thumbs are strong enough. Not exactly clean or efficient, but if you're desperate, it works.

[pedrocotrim]

hmmmm delicious bottleshock!

[DELMQR1]

you could also use a gun that works to

[lupinbebop]

I love you guys here at Howcast. This video actually saved my life at my restaurant. My freaking corkscrew broke, and I had to use the wall method (which is slow, but works). I will buy 2 corkscrews next time.

[rachelbsays]

thats really romantic

[stacyhalde]

I had to use a screw before because not everyone has a corkscrew

[6672bow]

This is exactly why I buy my wine in a BOX !! :D

[wuzeman]

Here's the desperate wine-o way: 1. Grab bottle firmly be neck 2. Find hard surface 3. Smash top of bottle against hard surface breaking top open but leaving the rest of the bottle intact 4. Swear profusely if harmed 5. Get wasted

[cookie6monster411]

YEAH!

[lovepianos]

i've thought of tat b4, but im afraid the glass would fall in n ruin my wine.

[FoodLuckTv]

Wild Irish Rose has a screw on top......lol

And its only 2.59 a pint..... now theres a cheap date

[13068]

Call me a pessimisticly pedantic yet overwhelming cynical and opinionistic individual, but which higher academically intellectual being would possibly economically commission valuable English sterling currency into the phenomonally atrocious production of such an inappropriately unsatisfying yet sheerly offensively unnecessary aesthetic visual medium? Surely one who may purchase said spherical container of 1846 fortified Bolivian liquidized grape substance could AFFORD A FUCKIN CORKSCREW YA CUNT