World's Worst Car?

[multimattvideos]

Exactly 101,000 views

[gimkilo57]

@multimattvideos 101,011 even better

[hartycripsta]

america makes some pretty shit cars

[kregjoint]

That's a nice car!! So f**k you!!

[acenace24]

I dont see a PT Cruiser anywhere

[blindmotorhead]

Fuck that! I'd piss in the gas tank and blow up the pos Lexus! Brand new cars, in the words of Corvairwild "junk" Rip old car. Not insulting you, but have fun driving in a robot made with chopsticks! These computerized cars now days, they park themselves, memorize your seat adjustments, provide wifi access, what's next, the car that jacks you off while you drive?

[mrmethane72]

i had a car far worse than yours. im an australian who owned a '74 chrysler valiant that had more rust than metal.when it rained the water would leak into my boot but thats ok it just drained through as there were so many rust holes. except some water would catch in the tail lights filling them up like little fish tanks. the floor mats covered up the fact there wasn't much floor. remove them and you could see the road.it was a fast death trap just the way chrysler like to build them in the 70's

[TheHawkeye518]

my cars door fell off on the highway. we went back and DUCT TAPED it. my car is worse. but still nice vid.

[Trebuer22]

@ooyp niiiiiiiiiice

[funnyjunkvmkman]

Fast Foward....

to a Ford Fiesta...

[simpsfutur]

@JPizzle1122 WHO IS THE WINNER I COULDN'T FIND THE VIDEO

[dgb751]

i had that same car, same color too. So cheap that one time i pushed the AC button while going over a speed bump and my finger just punched thru the button and broke it.

[2272bcrich]

I drive a 1994 Chevy blazer silverado edition customized to be a mudding/crawling truck......=sick ass truck I love it

[sckent2011]

i have corvette



[jg20101994]

Your a real interesting guy with a "normal" hobby. Obviously you throw away a smelly trash bag but your too much of a dumbass to throw it away properly. Surely no one would give you a new Lexus since you try to be pitiful but obviously your just probably too lazy to get a real job.

[JPizzle1122]

@jg20101994 - Except... I have a real job?

Way to be an asshole dude.

[simpsfutur]

@jg20101994 His job IS microwaving stuff.

[Hex13337]

@simpsfutur its not, they microwave everything in one night, the their editor edits and distributes one video a week

[simpsfutur]

@Hex13337 It is still his job.

[njlwag]

@jg20101994 FUK YOU!

[dude4346346346]

@jg20101994 Yeah seriously shut the fuck up.

[IvvyMcEmerald]

The real reason is probably because there isnt a big enough microwave for jory to blow it up with.

[PunchSydeiron]

My dad had an old 1989 Dodge Aries that actually caught on fire during a blizzard back in 2004, not 20 feet away from my house. Of all the things to happen to a car _in the winter_, it combusts like it's been soaked in kerosene. If only I had a camcorder back then, I'm positive that such a video would've gone viral!

Let this be a lesson to all of YouTubistan: Don't buy an 80s-era Chrysler K-Car! I don't care if you paid only $5 for it, _you will regret it!_

[Trekkie2063]

You shoulda said "Blow up my car.......because it won't fit in Jory's microwave."

[macandcheese366]

boom

[Gigas0101]

If only you had some of that thermite left over...

[alec1382]

You should send this to Pimp My Ride. XD

[todope816]

dude really the light on the head unit will do that when the face plate is not on there all of them do it smart guy

[Hordiyevych]

I really don't get how your seatbelt works.

Did you win?

[mrpowerstack]

@Hordiyevych

he didnt so he got a ford fiesta

[misty181920]

???

[XfsxnfsX]

when people get lazy and don't want to fix theier car.. pathetic

[JPizzle1122]

@XfsxnfsX - Are you calling me pathetic?

The car runs... but I'm not going to waste time and money getting a fixing visor-light fixed...

[xHUNGNASTYx]

@JPizzle1122 Its seen its time... there would be no use putting much more money into it, maybe keep it on the road for a back up.. but I would of just got something newer like you did. Oh and how is the Fiesta treating you so far Jon?

[s61095]

@JPizzle1122 smart

[SuperTomServo]

@JPizzle1122 did ya win?

[thetweeterman2871]

@XfsxnfsX he got a new ford sedan

[SoraRawks]

Better than my car. I don't have one.

[Lazyarcher8]

:D 

[Infowarslove]

Power Windows back in the 1950s were state of the art. Funny Video. Who was the winner of the the contest?

[crammage]

is the car at least relatively fast

i have seen 5 speeds doing 0-60 in 8 seconds or less!

you should post more video updates on your car

and it probably doesn't need a new transmission,

it probably just needs a flush and a new filter

[crammage]

why dont you just buy a good used car

i bought my car for $300

dead serious , no problems and really works

gets me every where!

[Donatellangelo]

LMAO!

[kylevmadman]

so who won

[Pitkis85]

wow... my job: microwaving stuff on youtube

[ximbabwe0228]

this is fucking hilarious

[lizardizzle]

You sir, deserved a new car...

[kyledavistv]

when are you doing a ustream next?

[Goldenrod636]

What car does your fiance drive?

[nickster2230]

@JPizzle1122 how do you make $8,000 from youtube

[Cowman133]

@nickster2230 Advertisements/partner program

[ClassicRocker679]

@nickster2230 You know those advertisements you see before videos? Did you ever notice that they're only on really famous videos/channels? Well, he gets money from those and he's also a Youtube Partner, which means that since his videos got so popular, Youtube wanted to hire him to do what he does. More high-quality videos means more traffic, which means more money in Youtube's pockets. They want to secure more high-quality videos on the site, so they pay people to make them constantly. Peace.

[annoorange123]

best car in the world (if u compare it with flintstones car)

[KrazyNinjaBoi]

I would be driving a 1989 240sx, which I was anticipating, but my dad surprised me with a new civic! :D I still want the 240 though lol

[crossxfuse]

1:17-1:25 LMAO

[link182ava44]

Evergreen trees are year round?

[justinb93]

I learned to drive on a '92 white ford escort. I still don't understand the point of the weird automatic shoulder belts.

[ZapperBrain]

This so so fucking hilarious!

[55angietherockstar55]

I wish my dad still had his old truck....it made this car look safe.

[nformby]

I think - all things considered -  you are my favourite YouTuber.

Thanks for the videos Jon!

[turtle79070]

as soon as smoke came out of the microwave...my smoke detectors went off...

[Sargent9996]

Habt ihr auch mehr als genug von diesen Schlecht bezahlten Jobs? Startet eure Karrierechance mit Hilfe des Internet System und verdiene mehr Euros als ihr euch vorstellen könnt. Geht auf mck-team(.)com

[SSGARFIELD99]

95 grand am that was stolen and looks like shit

[Jiggus]

I don't know how or why but I also had a lot o fucking needles in my car. 

[5filter]

You remind me of my best friend from college. Awesome video.

[ken2go2]

he blew up mine LOL

[RaNdOm4RaWrZ]

Who won?

[iceyflames7]

My car WOULD have won if I entered, it has 260,000 miles on it, and it's a mess.

[sub548]

too bad conan did not blow up your car

[sunshinehouseboats]

its an escort not a tempo

[MrTweeterman291193]

and 2010 toyota camry

[binary1001011]

yeah, that ride's allright. i mean it's no lexus but it's better than nothing. don't blow it up plz.

[StevenBergstrom]

lol i bet that car has no catalytic converter i.e. loud as crap

[MrTweeterman291193]

poll 2010 lexus rx350 no

[sockeron]

Now its time for Pimp my ride

[wizard101emily]

givem e the black bumper first  O, o

[porkymouth]

I have a spotted Corsica named Spot. It has spots.

[yorrickwi]

i think it a pretty cool car please send me the picture from the meter standing 00000

[JunkRoomInc]

is the winner (blowing up) car so the episode some were on youtube ?

[techdeckpwns]

lol an evo on one side and a sti on the other

[truckman14]

You would have a nice car if you would of learned to keep it waxed. That would keep it from rusting, the rust isn't a major issue.

[jeremiahjw]

My dad's old Isuzu beats your Volvo. The tailgate doesn't stay up, it has more craters than the moon, the locks don't work, the steering fluid constantly runs out, the doors sticks, and the windshield is cracked. :-D

[SeanHilderbrand]

i drive a piece of shit 1991 Cadillac Sedan Deville

[PhilOfDover]

B O R I N G .....

[KillerTornado15]

I drive a Green 2001 Ford Explorer XLT, it only has 36,000 miles on it and it is still good shape and soon I might get get a Ford Fusion.

[wizard101emily]

um can i have the back bumber first?

[UsO4LiFe1000]

This shit is hella gay u stupid ass!!!

[ClassicMods]

That's hillarious!!!

[my98oldsmobile]

This car sucks! nice

[daM1NT3]

who was the winner and is there a video of their car blowing up?!

[Flaviofarsa]

Well I'd love to see this blowing up in a huge explotion in Connan's show, plus he's a cool internet guy that microwave's stuff, probably he'd be able to microwave the remains on the youtubeshow!!!!

[OriginalMrBibz]

Wow, if Conan does this again, I'm going to make a video of the piece of shit volvo my brother has. If you don't start it at least once a day it won't turn on. The door makes a sound like a gunshot when it opens, the E brake doesn't work, and it was rejected the last time we got it checked, among other things.

And too bad you didn't get the new car, but I would love to see the vehicle that got blown up.

[cardeth]

wow, why are wining, i have a 93 le baron, i ripped out the carpet cause there was mold underneath, the convertible motor stopped working so i took out the hyrdraulics to put it down by hand, it leaks inside BAD when it rains (hence the mold) i have to jumper the connector for the windshield wiper because the switch broke, by serpentine belt falls off ALL the time, and if anything thats not critical breaks then it comes out, now the tie rod broke so the front wheels point inward, gimme ur car

[svahrsrdacwby]

I love your bumper sticker. It says "Honk is parts fall off" haha!

[Intelpentium54321]

this is THE best video you guys made. haha

[michiyoyoshiku]

I know how Conan can get back at Jay now....

[corkydawl84]

Your voice reminds me of Steve Buscemi's haha love it!

[eiqquh]

did you get to the show?

[Coastergeekperson04]

$8000? No way; that would be $96,000 on a good year! The national average is less than half that much!

[ghostmouthzach56]

Holy shit, man! Now I feel alot better about my car. Thanks!

[Catlow20]

You know its sad he feels the same way about his Escort as i do about my 2005 Corolla.

[yadidimeanmaine]

Yo Jon have you thought about microwaving 12 gauge birdshot shotshells? it'd make a helluva show! someone needs to DONATE a generator so you could do it out where Diane got dynamited.

[JPizzle1122]

ire4evr - Well, at least I'm not an intolerant asshole like yourself.

- Jon

[iJakeTV]

haha lol

[GoalieRealmUSA]

@JPizzle1122 yeah his comment is worthless shit. if they'd allow me to thumbs up your comment i would.

[WackoKillerDan]

@JPizzle1122 did u win?

[TFiPW]

0:20 is so cool! I wish I had seatbelts that did that

[Coastergeekperson04]

Trust me, they may seem cool at first, but THEY SUCK!

[GreenFarmProductions]

lol quadropole fail

[robotbull]

0:19 WTF?

[ComiXDude]

pimp my car style

[shanksy67]

hardball lol, well yes i suppose so..

I'm going to go back to writing in continuous prose rather than numbered points if thats o.k with you, Jonny

Answer me this! if your making so much why don't you have a better car? eh!!!!

and

do you fill in 'professional youtuber' in official documents, do official organisations or government bodies accept such a profession? I would guess you could possibly make abit on advertising a suppose, maybe, anyway please elaborate........

[JPizzle1122]

shanksy67 - I would get a better car... except my fiancée takes the T to work... and I work at my home office. Barely use the thing 20-miles a week.

No, officially, I am the President of ideo Productions incorporated - a YouTube Partnered company that I founded 4 years ago. I edit, direct, produce, and star in videos under the ideo-banner.

As for the elaboration, please watch the FAQ video (link on my channel page) for more info.

- Jon

[ChibiMikz]

@JPizzle1122

Jon, you're the fucking man! You make me realize there are intelligent people out there who deserve what they have and I hope to continue watching your videos for quite some time. =)

Best Regards

-Mike

[JPizzle1122]

@ChibiMikz - Thank you for watching :)

[turkeyslayer22]

@JPizzle1122

I'm pretty suprised you fed the troll Jon, we all know that's one of the very essential laws of the internet.

[LessThan400]

@turkeyslayer22 Well, the troll lost. It's fun to defeat trolls

[JPizzle1122]

@turkeyslayer22 - It's fun to play with them :)

[shanksy67]

1) do they actually comment on how funny it is? ......no, most do not.Therefore most are normal, and don't find it funny.

2) well done, must of been a difficult transition for you not living in a basement anymore

3) a professional Youtuber? am pretty sure a Youtuber isn't a profession or even a word.....so good luck with that.

4) Good. True love is hard to find,I'm serious. just make sure she isn't with you for all your youtube dollars your making.

Anyway bye.

[shanksy67]

Awful, hate when people try and be funny and absolutely don't succeed in the task of being even remotely funny, but rather seem pathetic, so much so you feel like slapping this guy and telling him to get a grip of his life,move out of his parents house and get a proper job or something, because i'm guessing this guy doesn't have a job or a girlfriend.......anyway bye.

[JPizzle1122]

shanksy67 - A few things, and I hope you respond to my comment and apologize:

1) You're the only one out of 1,300+ comments who didn't think this was funny.

2) I moved out of my parents house 5 years ago

3) You're actually paying my bills by watching this video. I am a professional YouTuber

4) I'm engaged to a wonderful woman.

You sir, have committed the quadrapole fail, way to go.

- Jon

[TheCatchFilms]

@shanksy67 go fuck yourself bro.

[Gxrocks123]

@TheCatchFilms for once i agree with u.

[superpikle2]

lol there are pine trees behind him at 2:07

[yungdad89]

Dude I want that car lol I need it for parts

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[flyingturns89]

i would have rather had them blow up the hybrid

[luke26126]

its a 5sp

[mmz77]

No its an automatic.

[Sasha101212]

My first car was a piece of crap. 15 meters per hour, and about the size of one of those Christmas light bulbs. Never buy plastic cars that are made in china.

[sora4502]

did he ever blow it up?

[desentorx]

i drive a 1992 Chrysler LE Baron LX all original.

[funnystuff1284]

lmao :20 and :48

[TheMoonwalker099]

CONAN IS EPIC RLY

[luke26126]

I drive a 2001 accord coupe w/ a turbo charger and cold air intake, probably the fastest car at my school

[82ovation]

nobody gives a shit about your pussy little car

[FastisFast]

no you dont. You cant have a turbo charger and cold air intake ricer.

[hennessyviper]

is it a 5sp or auto

[SciFiMorgan]

My first car was a '95 Chevy G20 Cargo van, with no rear view mirror, and power nothing. None of the doors shut right and there were giant rust holes. It got 13 miles to the gallon and had 168,000 miles.

[madjimms]

You sound like Vince from the ShamWoW commercials....

[ooyp]

i drive a 74 ford thunderbird that more like a death trap its been in 4 accsidents also i can get into the passenger side door because it hit a truck hauling molten sulphor so it like bonded that door shut also the passenger window is non existant along with the fact that i only get like 2 miles to the gallon due to the hole in my gas line also the winshied is cracked, the tires are all bare and 2 of them are spares, my seatbelt is broken so i use ducttape, if i'd made a vid i wouldve won it!!!

[Haloplayer20]

@ooyp hopefully you have replaced it by now

[ooyp]

@Haloplayer20 i now drive a 1965 ford mustang fastback much better

[Sierra6491]

Comment Poll: I drive a 1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera SL, it's only got 61,000 miles on it. Pretty good for my first car, which isn't a shit-box...yet.

[freebones12321]

2001 lincoln LS it is also my first car, its not necessarily a shit-box but it has 134,000 miles

[98Kahnefan]

LOL! ShamWow has nothing on this!

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

In response to what Car I drive. We have an Evo VIII just like the one parked in the video. But its a 340 BHP one not the 260 in that Parking lot

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

Go one thumb down. Im not one of those who fake. Seriously We do.

[StuFagnetti]

i'v seen a car with no floor

[AliceJasperLover]

Hilarious!

[rocketdude698]

why does the crap from your other videos end up in your car? i throught jory would be reposeable

[mikepugliese]

this was an awful video. an epic fail

[mikepugliese]

kankerlijer

[Jgauthier5]

but i'm pretty sure its asbestous

[Goldrollercoaster21]

He already said that's why the pine needles were an outtake

[rainbowsarecoolio]

dude, look behind u. there was a pine tree right there.....

[Mackinstyle]

This is where your acting talent shines the most. I'd love to see more at this pace and level of irritation. I dunno how you could harness it though. Maybe you should find things around your house/town to complain about?

[smuker107]

ive seen worse

[enyce122]

lmao so cool!!! love your car ahahhaa

[killman369547]

my friend has a toyota hilux and where do i start tree damage 4 collisions (1 with train) hail damage fire damage blew 2 pistons shot radiator fucked up transmition bad breaks leaky fuel tank no headlights smells funny flood damage thrown around in a tornado has 600000 miles on it stalls (to many to even begin counting) the list goes on

[MugensShadow]

my car JUST got 160,000 miles on it and runs wonderfuly XD its a 1991 eagle talon. i'd never wanna blow it up

[AndrewKH85]

tempos are the worse car ever

[Nintendavin]

... *shudder*

[wizard101emily]

@AndrewKH85 thats an escort u dumb fuck way better

[joelow2129]

more like blow my cock you ginger fruitcake

[knifenewbie456]

Did Conan blow a car yet

[mattmax11]

yeah

[knifenewbie456]

whos car got blowed uped

[mattmax11]

i forget but you can probley find him blowing it on youtube

[MrBacon420]

my car has 280,000 miles on it and still runs

[Schudome13]

i have a 96 ford escort actually. its almost as crappy, but it still runs, so for now i will live with it...

[Questtechie]

My '76 VW rabbit is worse.

I start it with a pair of needle nose pliers, and have a hand crank radio instead of a car radio.....

but good luck. I do not think you'll win, (DEFINITELY people with worse cars) but it was worth entering just to enter

[Littlemisscool1]

Sorry that you lost Jon. You know I compared those 2 cars (the winner and yours) and the winner's crappy car made yours look like a new model! XP

[purestr99109]

Where can i find the winners video?

[futsol55]

it's kind of stupid to mention stuff like pine needles and garbage in your trunk that you could get rid of.

[JPizzle1122]

futsol55 -

1) The pine needles were an outtake for that very reason.

2) I can remove the stuff from the trunk (and have)- but the smell remains. That was the entire point of that segment.

- Jon