Russell Peters Indian Cheapness

[katewenzell]

The "Arabic" numerals were originally Indian. This can be seen in the written numerals in Sanskrit. The first zero is found written in India. Like many original concepts, the numeral system found its way across the Middle East and into Europe, its source forgotten. The Indian numerals were used in advanced calculations by al-Khawarizmi in quadratic equations and algebra. The Italian Fibinacci brought the concept of Indian numerals to Europe in his Book of Calculations in 1202 AD from Algeria.

[koletski21]

Cheap little bastards that's right!

[WentBent]

this guy is bare funny

[jadesystem]

Love this man and his thought-provoking comedy routines - but at $200/ticket

to see him, he is not "cheap" to see live at all !! I would rather go out and eat

good Indian buffet and splurge @ 1/10th the cost than blow good money to see

his sorry ass. This is how "cheap" and economical we all must be.

[PEANUTLOVEDADY]

funny shit lolololololol

[ace41r]

1:10 "Its beautiful" =))

btw, it was named "shunya" (meaning nothing, or null) not jero lol.

[NeverForgetWizet]

@ace41r It's only a play on the Indian accent, I'm damn sure that neither Russell or the audience wants a history lesson.

Take it and go.

[MrAmsterdamcity1]

@ace41r That's right. Shunya is Sanskrit.

[shankhalu]

this stupid russell peter dont know the value of zero..if there was not zero i think he will survive with only 9 pounds in his entire life and without any technology like computers...these stupid guys know how to make comedy on others ...these r not talented comedians .....if they r talented they can make comedies on their own creativity not making fun of others invention...

[vamshihydro]

shunya is what we call zero as.

And aryabhatta gave value to pi=3.14..

not only that but calculus,trignometry etc and chess are few to say.. given to this world by indians.

todays numerical symbols are the transformed version of the vedic numerical symbols.. it took a lot of transformation throughout the years and now it's "misquoted as the arabs invented numbers." and the alzebra..it might have some connection wid the greeks or wid the vedas. in some form...trust me

[HONORLIONS]

Yes, and Aryabhatta was an ancient Indian. So essentially the Indians created it. Idiot.

[nonconservative]

what about the olmecs?

[taj561]

fuck the olmecs

[jforgaming]

@thegreatdude112 GUD GOING DUDE UR A REAL ARAB WITH 0 IQ

[imnotsohappytoday]

@thegreatdude112 excellent general knowledge dude...it was called the Hindu-Arab numeral system...i don't remember any Arab who's a Hindu. So why wud they call it so? go figure...

[charlesdean03]

@imnotsohappytoday retard they were Hindus who were converted to islam... so indians made 0 not arabs got it!! or your more dumb then i think you are..

[spylucky07]

@thegreatdude112 ..check your..knowldge mate 0 was invented by indians, not only that,even trignomatery,alzabra is also indian invention.

[shankhalu]

@thegreatdude112

u stupid first read some general knowledge books.....and history....

[shankhalu]

@thegreatdude112

i can fuck u in more ways that u cant count...i come from the land of kamasutra...

[destroymatrixraptor]

hey im half italian and indian so well cant u people take a joke seriously Im half Indian I know what hes talking about so he just means we Indians can watch porn, be cheap and do whatsoever we want without anybody flipping us off

I KNOW THAT WAS BORINDG AND FUCKIN LONG

[palanimuthu37]

Making a fun out of your own ethinic group is like making fun of your mom's pussy! Russel Peter is decendant of traitors from British Era! Anglo Indian! Apparently he always pour scorn on Indian culutres, sometimes on other cultures too! Bastard! This how he makes a cheap living! now he's millionaire! somebody bettter whoop his ass hard!

[mrsrayam]

yeah russssssellllllllll, we like bargaining..... we are not goats or sheep as to buy whatever the shopkeeper tells.....And we are saving...... thats why others than INDIANS having so many T.V. shows like cut medical bills, cut grocery bills, cut all the monthly bills ,cut cut cut cut ....... YOU DONT HAVE TO REDUCE/CUT YOUR BILL................JUST CUT YOUR IDIOTIC JOKES ABOUT INDIANS.........

[rupamanjunath]

blody Russel

[tharcikaa]

Thiz guy iz so funny! I'm laughin  my azz off! guyz stop fightin! alrite!

[supermojo91]

yo go and check out famous indian landmarks most famous of these are made by muslim rulers

[KageNinja75]

sheesh guys,calm down,its just a joke on how cheap indians are.just enjoy the joke instead of the history of zero.

[Bubbalubopperz]

HOW ABOUT

Zero, is just a number? :D =3

[dutr6044]

Indians make use of everything. They go to the mall, ask for directions and walk away plainly WITHOUT saying "thanks". If you guys ever work in the mall kiosk, you will find it is true. Indians think others are there to help them free. They never say : Thanks.

[EpicFailureArena]

I'm a Pakistani muslim and I know for a fact that the indians invented zero, Aryabhatta created it. If you fools don't believe it, google it and get over it.

[EpicFailureArena]

Dude, I was only replying to those people who keep saying it isn't, I know it's a joke and I never took anything literally.

So.. fuck off?

[EpicFailureArena]

Yeah um.. pretty sure I didn't so fuck off?

[akavitsuma]

why don't you guys take your little rant somewhere else.

[destroymatrixraptor]

If that guy didnt have a life hows he alive

[Toronto2245]

@EpicFailureArena shutup u porkistani

[604cpr]

@EpicFailureArena Who... gives a fuck that ur "Muslim" seriously, you people don't need to tell the world every mother fucking time you post a comment. I hope you are raped by an ape get fuck a pig and are force fed bacon you sick prick. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, a finger-bang a orangoutang, at your local zoo.

[604cpr]

@EpicFailureArena@EpicFailureA­rena Who... gives a fuck that ur "Muslim" seriously, you people don't need to tell the world every mother fucking time you post a comment. I hope you are raped by an ape get fuck a pig and are force fed bacon you sick prick. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, a finger-bang a orangoutang, at your local zoo.

[punksonic77]

@604cpr Who... gives a fuck if you curse 40 times in a comment because if you curse that many times in a comment everyone knows you're a douche bag who should get off of youtube and know one cares about what you say

[MrAmsterdamcity1]

@EpicFailureArena you are right.

[silent555666]

it's a parody people, he's being funny.

not all comic material is true...

[Bubbalubopperz]

so true :)

[lildonscarface]

to be honest the muslims had invented the number zero have a look and u will find out

[ThirdFront]

if you have youtube, u have google and wikipedia... just type and search before you make a fool out of yourself infront of everybody....arabs invented nothing.... all this number systems, numbers and even symbols were invented by Indians (Hindu numarals) arabs just copied and spread it around the world.

[londondude707]

@ThirdFront still thy were slave of muslims for 1000 years !!!! wot a shame ......

[ThirdFront]

lol...wat abt now???? and 1000 yrs?? reallyyy??? again, seach and know before u make a fool out of yourself.....

[londondude707]

@ThirdFront shah jahan,sher shah suri,akbar,jhageer,jhanzeb..so­unds familier doesnt it !!! those were the emperor who made india wot it is tdy...A civilized society !!

[ThirdFront]

lol....from 1000 yrs to civilization .. looks like u searched and came to know the truth abt 1000 yrs.. haha....

the made India what it is 2day??? nope.... they made pak as it is today.....heard of ghazni, gauri aurangazeb (all bandits and dacoits, today's paki heros)... sow the seeds of destruction...society based on hate..... actually, it was India which civilized them...from being mongol nomads to respectable family.....

[destroymatrixraptor]

kid read along more my teacher said that this guy named chahndhraghupnta Maruya changed India and made some fucking deal with this guy named selecus

[destroymatrixraptor]

I dont think Muslims were there loooooooooong ago son coz this video game I played (assasinscreed for ps3) told me so they were there in 700 ad

zero was inventedin d in 160s BC

[ishrajar]

U Guys fighting over a Zero...Cheapness personified...Russell is damn right

[tanufmasafi]

Where are you coming from? The Hindus gave te world the culture the language the sciences and all else there uis - including the path to God - meditation and Yog and so on...everything else is just chicken droppings compraed to this.The world knows this....

But I dont blame you. If you had an identity and country to belong to, you'd understand this better.

[34singh]

lol :D gero

[TheUnstoppableKobe24]

haha Fucking Funny!!

[xtreme32140]

omg y does any1 care where the number zero came from

ENJOY THE STANDUP

[Gouled96]

It was the arabi invented the numerical system and the values of each number but i've heard people say the arabi stole the idea from the indians wich i think is wrong cause the arabi where more developed and had more of a reasonig to make numbers the greek did nothing they where also a weak societies that didn't acomplish much at the time

[RonandZackProduction]

dude, really,...no one cares, it's funny, just watch and laugh

[22vix]

This is really funny.... and @ Gouled96..

Indians invented Zero.... a mathematician named Aryabhatta.....

Google it and you would know that arabs took his idea...

[Dido225]

Arabs invented the whole numerical system.. mathematics.. Search well

but anyway.. arabs and asia were the source of all knowledge.. the rest took everything from us

[jacksonjeva]

@Dido225 "arabs and asia were the source of all knowledge.. the rest took everything from us?" You've got to be kidding my pal! Are you Arab? Thats explained it all! Let me tell ya something, Sixty-five million adult Arabs are illiterate and two-thirds of them are women. More than 10 million Arab children between the ages of 6 and 15 are still not enrolled in any schooling So Arab were pretty smart back in old days eh?

[Dido225]

@jacksonjeva If you want to deny the facts, then that is ok.. Go live in LALA land. Arabs were the source of knowledge when europeans were dirty creatures living like cave men. I do not know where did you get those number from, but you are talking about the 21st CENTURY. Civilizations go up and down throughout history of man. But facts will remain the SAME.

[jacksonjeva]

@Dido225 What is gonna happen? When oil runs out? Start to beg on the street? Already amassed enough fortunes from oil eh? BTW Zero invented by Aryabhata (Indian mathematician & astronomer) Im sick of this Arabic barbaric cultures, behead the infidels, alternate hands and feet cut off , stone to death or hang up people, chop off heads and clitorises, at least let the women drive car morons!

[Dido225]

@jacksonjeva I dont know what oil or shit you are talking abt. I am Egyptian. I live in Egypt. We have the smartest people in the world. 5 Noble prizes in different areas. We do not need oil or shit. Moreover, Egypt is the highest civilized culture since ages. We donot behead or that nonesense you are talking about. And about women. I am a woman, and I drive my car everyday to work. So, I really do not know what you are talking about.

[tharcikaa]

Yes Egypt haz itz remarkable culture, But I'm sorry, people who are currently residing in Egypt absolutely NOT those indigenouz Egyptianz-who built great pyramidz! Common guyz Arabz and Ottoman Turkz migrated to Egypt by invasion in early AD 639, check out Wikipedia! Its true those Arabz barbaric practice still in effective may be NOT in your country but surely in Saudi Arabia and many Arab nationz!

[yazied00100]

@Dido225 lesh za3laneh? 7alyhoom ye7ko elli bedhom ayah!

ana law makank ma baz3al hek! b3een allah

[destroymatrixraptor]

no the fuckin arab bitches came to india and stole the numeric system and it was the persians who did that at 531 Bc Cyrus was king

[dholakiav]

Dude, 0 was invented by an Indian named Aryabhatta........ u can search anywhere if u like.

[MrCricketFever]

yea dude i know im indian so i know tht

[destroymatrixraptor]

are u guys by fighting over 0 trying to prove u r cheap

[dholakiav]

No sir, we r fighting to prove the truth. He who doesn't have the courage to face the truth is considered cheap.

[Troobudd]

for fucks sakes you fucking geeks its stand up comedy

[anasito19]

Repeat for the jackasses ! ARABS INVENTED THE ZERO ! IT's THE MATHEMATICIAN ALKHAWARIZMI !

[manjeet0860]

u wrong bro.. he was an indian named aryabhatta...

[destroymatrixraptor]

stop arguing ovewr who is cheaper

[shacalacadingdong]

romans did i pretty sure

[anasito19]

actually the arabs invented the zero don t fake history man

[mohcene27000]

thats right the arabs created the zero

[good1976]

nope

[good1976]

nope. Arabs did not invented zero. Where you got the info?

[educortazarc]

i think it was actually Mayans who invented the zero... or maybe they invented the zero as well

[netwala]

why think ? why not search and find out ? India invented it. face it !

[educortazarc]

fuck off

[indiyam]

this guy is a top joka

wats the value noting

[JennaNYC]

I love this guy....he is so funny

[JamilaIb]

when he counted from 1 to 9 wat did he say after that???

[rencrow]

He made an indian face and moves his hand around imitating indians when they dont know something. Then he says "none of those are amounts I want to pay".

[JamilaIb]

Haha Thnxx Alooot suga =)

[rxnazir]

None of those amount I want to pay.

[JamilaIb]

thnxx

[phatpigz]

he does the "whos this" hand motiion

[JamilaIb]

Yeah thanks alot =D

[evilinside1337]

we'll call it Jirro

[1989alie30]

JIRRO lol

[bajondy]

we shall call it jirro

[freeh4x]

lol i downloaded the full movie of youtube, but its not available anymore.. so too bad pplz lol

[kakashi1990]

indians rule hell yeah!!! take it and go lmao my family is just like taht

[BeLegit69]

and trust me they arnt insulted!!

lol as Russell Peters said "thank you thank you 4 noticing"

[littleboypratk]

u pronounce it cheap but u really said smart

you know u should use spell check

and also FYI we advanced in geometry trig and algrebra

[RobStryker]

"It's beautiful" rofl

[pyari1985]

Take it and go....lol!

[0800485]

mate pls pls upload tha full show if you can...

i mean with video yh???

[matthewlau254]

cant they have copyright stuff on it i just uploaded some and they deleted it off