I never thought about how much of a lying bastard Grampa Joe was :D And everything he said was wrong. Wow.
That factory WAS a death trap! Those golden ticket winners all died but one, right? And remember the peddler who told Charlie "Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a-hunting, for fear of little men"? Fuck that golden ticket! Stay alive instead! But then you get inside and they're all slaves! "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out!" Remember the tunnel ride?
Charlie would have been way better off giving the formula to Slugworth. Do you think a factory run by a little kid with no experience is going to attract any investment? Not to mention that he would be slapped with class action lawsuits by the other contestants, seeing as how their lives were endangered by Wonka's gross negligence. And why would the Oompa Loompas work for Charlie? They are Wonka's slaves because he rescued them, but what do they owe Charlie? I foresee strikes ad walkouts...
Awesome! Bravo!
greshamweed 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You sir, are a genius.
TheChuck624 3 months ago
I never thought about how much of a lying bastard Grampa Joe was :D And everything he said was wrong. Wow.
That factory WAS a death trap! Those golden ticket winners all died but one, right? And remember the peddler who told Charlie "Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a-hunting, for fear of little men"? Fuck that golden ticket! Stay alive instead! But then you get inside and they're all slaves! "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out!" Remember the tunnel ride?
TheLonelyImmortal 3 months ago
I'd anally bong a fizzy lifting drink. Bucket List Entry #137
snotball007 3 months ago
Charlie would have been way better off giving the formula to Slugworth. Do you think a factory run by a little kid with no experience is going to attract any investment? Not to mention that he would be slapped with class action lawsuits by the other contestants, seeing as how their lives were endangered by Wonka's gross negligence. And why would the Oompa Loompas work for Charlie? They are Wonka's slaves because he rescued them, but what do they owe Charlie? I foresee strikes ad walkouts...
571jans 3 months ago
It's all about Woodrow Wilson and you know it.
KevinLieber 3 months ago
lol fan in a room with a drink that make float... I can't think.
poopyscoopy5 3 months ago
lol
poopyscoopy5 3 months ago
1:09 i have a sneaking suspicion that the cut-out scene had to do with water being splashed on your face or something similar
TheWeskJago 3 months ago
you, sir. are totally fucking crazy.
Slapnuts6931 3 months ago 5
@Slapnuts6931 Crazy like a fox!
PlatoPye 3 weeks ago
make more folgers coffee parodies
EliteUrbanLegend 3 months ago