Blast at the Beach

[jenbunny1984]

This remind me of a b horror movie from the 80's lol

[KevServo]

It's really funny, because back in the day Sting was basically the John Cena of that era.

[PeterSmeter]

aww man this is classic

[SPARTANBOY03]

is that shark hornswoggle ?

[gazz12345a]

I am detecting abnormal quantities of win in this upload.

[ebailey140]

And people always say the Attitude Era killed kayfabe. This proves it had been dead for years.

[rebel18ify]

im a big fan of sting but, WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!?

[BottomOfThaBay]

Lmao @ 8:03 at the "horrified" looks on their faces. The black kid whips off his shades that is too funny. Sid & Vader walking on the beach in their wrestling gear lol did WCW have to rent a D-Day style Military Marine boat just for this Vid?? Smh it's no wonder WCW couldn't keep up with Vince in the late 80s-early 90s

[burnsyboy2007]

PMSL!!! This is fucking awesome!!!!

PowerSlam magazine told me to check this out because its awful!!......

So awful its great ;)

[poulasta]

man that would have been an awesome promo during 80's but WCW did not hesitate to make bulldog-sting hogan clones.........height of desperation

[4fear4hunger4pride]

I never realised that Sid and Vader were so intelligent. The way they say GRRR, UGH and YEAH...... so poetic.

[diamondkillswitch]

So horrible it's brilliant lmao!

[cuso13]

@danielrose1984

He probably trusted since a wrestling legend (dusty rhodes) actually scripted it.

Among this, "Lost in Cleveland" or The Shockmaster intro on Flair for the Gold, I don't know what was more pathetic.

[John6yt]

I remember seeing this when it first aired, probably because by that point I was getting bored with the WWF and was curious what their main competition was like. Watching this made me hold off switching from WWF to WCW for another year and a half LOL

[tempest2002]

classic stuff

[nath909]

Look @ davey boy doing all he can to move that hulking frame

[udderprojectz]

A lot going on here. With that being said I can't get past the fact that Vader and Sid were wearing their wrestling gear. smh. I miss WCW

[MrPhoenix30]

boy this was HORRIBLE a waste of two mens talents...

[robbchr]

Based off of a true story.

[bertmustin]

Col Parker needed to be stroking a white cat.

[MrPhoenix30]

@bertmustin HA!!!!

[buffalowhat11]

Thank God for Scott Hall Wcw Debut Promo. In under four mins he changed wrestling forever and the end of stupid ass shit like this.

[danielrose1984]

god only knows what a legend like harley race thought of all this. What a big old pile of shite! hahaha.

[martyboyish]

wow i love the bad acting lol

[adamthegreatoneb]

17 years later and it's just as hilarious as I remember!

[JannieRosen]

Surfer Sting > Crow Sting.

RIP Davey Boy.

Powerbomb! Powerbomb! Powerbomb!

[gazz12345a]

@JannieRosen Johnny Cage Sting > Surfer Sting > Crow Sting.

[KevinTheReaper]

It's said in "The Death Of WCW," one of my all-time favorite books that WCW wasted over $84,000 producing this waste of film...blowing up a ship and crap. Mistakes like this make me sick. Basic wrestling fans can produce better angles and skits than what's made the airwaves. Westside of Milwaukee baby!

[johnjohn302]

@KevinTheReaper yep i agree "death of wcw" is a great book. i read it ten times

[Taupy]

@johnjohn302 I've like read it 20-30 times :D

[docnice71]

I thought this was funny & entertaining. I respect that fact that all involved did this and had fun with it. Love Col. Parker.

[trentacid008]

...Somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico

[SparkyDynamite69]

@trentacid008 ,Yeah St. Petersburg Florida

[Whyisthisthat]

@ 4:57 the size of British Bulldogs neck is huge he's twice the size of Sting

[StFidjnr]

@ 0:50 I bet lee parker can't belive what he is reading.

[Crookmeisteren]

this is quite possibly the worst thing i've ever seen, sometimes something can be so bad its good, or at least funny, but this goes full circle and is neither its just so bad, the worst thing is i don't think it was meant to be 100% serious

[Crookmeisteren]

wcw bak then looks so cheesy

[depechemode1992]

8:03-8:06 I LOL'D :D:D:D:D:D

[tengkufriz]

"I can't believe what I'm reading! They're not coming!" hahahahahaha

[1EPowerUp]

horrendous.

[hatehildog]

wow now i know why sid and vader were so angry

[NJPlayer79]

Was this WCW or a Saved By The Bell Malibu Sands episode?

[AlkalineKrogan90]

Since the first image, this is gold. Tony Schiavone.

[PuttyNathan]

...somewhere in the gulf of mexico

[zeroninetyseven]

Sid and Vader were like Bepop and Rocksteady of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[sickandy]

This is an unbelievable, corny alternative to the WWF that I totally missed in it's first run despite me being in the target demographic.

TRIPLE THICK CHEESE SHAKE.

[ColorsBright]

HAHA this reminds of that fantastic show that Hogan was on.. what was it called Tropic Thunder? lol why do i suddenly feel like getting out my sega cd and playing sewer shark?? haha this stuff still kills WWE. Ahhhhhhhhh anything from the past kills the present.

8:01 "ohhhh helll nooo"

8:13 could someone please explain what type of facial expression is that supposed to be?

[theonslaught]

@ColorsBright Thunder in Paradise.

[amandapanda25]

this is pretty crazy!

[BlakGluvProd]

What are you guys talking about? This is awful, huh?

You have a midget. Harley Race doing his best smoker's lung. Col. Rob Parker, manager of the Studd Stable. They planted a BOMB on Sting's boat meaning they were going to kill them. It turns into a Sergio Leone western. Bulldog running as if he had diaherria, an explosion, and of course, Sting never lets the kids down.

Well...at least you can say that Sting did some good acting for what it was.

[montrealmountie]

why would the midget need to disguise himself as a shark....on a beach......

[theBLADE8945]

british bulldogs run

lol

[mjags23]

I guy taking off his sunglasses and looking concerned is the birth of CSI Miami!

[richardbywater]

YouTube was created for this sort of thing, fantastic find.

[lonewolf2379]

lololololol hilarious

[KNDAWG74]

Who in the hell thought this was good TV?!?!

[vio2112]

Early 90s WCW fans...

[BrickhouseB2]

Simply amazing acting on everybody's part! Really great stuff!!

I wonder if any of them ever took acting classes. Or steroids...NAAAHH!!!

[LOKITUPISBACK]

of course they had to pick two of the hardest people to understand in davey boy and sid to be in this

[MildernhardPark]

That was Soo Worth 6 Million Dollars!!!!!!!

Haha.. Epic.

[saintcheesewarrior]

dat was the most cartoonish wrestling thing ive ever seen

[waschbeckenfrisch]

3:33

Shark Boy 0.9 *lol*

[nath909]

8:13

[nath909]

8:14

[Stovokor41]

it looks like an above average episode of Neighbours

[Stovokor41]

WTF is this?

[Alix7534]

vader with sneakers on. ha

[ctt4lfecw]

I said that for this skit to get any worse it would need a midget.......oh lord

[smilingoff]

A 7 minute build up to them NOT accepting the offer.

Also, huge laughs at Davey's run at 7:44 .

[roylucier]

I have been looking for this for years... thanks for posting... I always wanted to see how LAME this was!!!

[Paisnaiter]

NExt time you criticize the WWE for dumb booking, just remember that Randy Orton never tried to blow John Cena while Cena was playing with orphans

[deblobwii]

No, he tried to kill him with the stage sparks instead. Sting,DBS ,Sid, and Vader were so awesome that they could get away with doing stuff like this.

[Stonecoldsa4]

Oh man dis is fuckin hilarious man alive am I LMAO. only in WCW cud this happen, RIP Bulldog

[joedaoud]

"I would of had Sting and Bulldog retired if it wasn't for your meadling kids"

[geeno12]

Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[boomsuga]

so fucken gay

[StFidjnr]

the retirement haven of their choice? no dice.

[DougFaeAberdeen]

Did Cheatum make any appearances outside of these goofy mini-movies?

[mvpires]

4:40 is vader really that big, that she can't see the rest of the crew?

[mvpires]

3:50 his name is shawn or shark?

[mvpires]

did davey boy just clotheslined sting outta the boat?

WTF

[mvpires]

props to harley race for putting up with this crap

[lakecumberland]

Harley for certain.

[southy98]

And yet, I found this more entertaining then 12 Rounds

[PoloGreenClassic]

@southy98 ha ha

[LatexWizard]

The most awesomely bad wrestling video EVER. EPIC.

[thahater]

Davey Boy looked so gay running.

[PSID412]

WOW I thought the current WWE product was dumb?

[alexglauer]

Someone could have bought a really nice car with the money they wasted on this piece of crap.

[moveunderground]

Oh man I knew that Sting would never let the kids down! What an exciting ending to the "Cheatum Trilogy!" Because the only logical followup to laser eyes and fiery tug-o-war is BEACH VOLLEYBALL!!

[Euroheat0022]

Good lord this was just awful. That being said watching Davey Boy Smith running like he had a stick up his butt and Vader and Sid basically just grunting the whole time was pretty funny.

[ten316]

oh man, i wish i could of been in that crowd chanting powerbomb too. i mean, who wouldn't?!?!?!

[rockyriverman]

This has to be the worst promo I've ever seen. It's even worse than that "Spin the wheel make the deal" promo for Sting VS Jake the snake (and that's saying something). Here are some reasons why:

4:37 WTF?

7:49 Uhm, nothing to add to this one...

[Anynom]

Watching stuff like this, the question in your mind isn't how WCW went out of business. It's how they lasted as long as they did.

[topdinero]

@Anynom yeah they started in 1931

[fogodssake]

@Anynom The NWO and Monday Night Wars say anything to you?

[3tp]

"scumsucking charity monger"

[shootbinary]

win

[fritzvonerik]

My name is JAWS!!!

[KAGilligan]

I read about this in "The Death of WCW." Who was on LSD/PCP/Crack/Heroin or huffing paint to think that this was going to be a good idea?

[TheSI982]

PURE GOLD!!! lol

[bwebbh]

Wrestling gear and flip-flops OMFG

[waschbeckenfrisch]

Scheiße, ich kann nicht glauben, dass wCw diesen Scheiß damals wirklich gesendet haben.

Das schlimme ist ja, irgend jemand muss das für 'ne gute Idee gehalten haben!!!

[carbunkle07]

LOL. Its hard to believe they actually broadcast this..

[Vidnasty]

THIS was WCW in 1993?!

I have always thought WCW stood for Worlds Crappest Wrestling...but I have never thought about WCW as being called World's Chesiest Wrestling!

Speechless!

[humbucker1000]

Notice how they didn't really give Davey any lines? Hahahahaha!

[tennesseevidguy]

I cant believe as a kid i cried when i thought sting was blown up lmao. I was a wrestling geek

[mmmikeyxx]

that was amazing.

[atlho89]

wow the 80's sucked...good think bischoff took over wcw or else wrestling still probably would suck since the attitude era never woulda started

[MrDemolitionMan]

This video is from the 90s, and Bischoff was in charge at the time.

[whizzkidteamstar]

it was actually jim herd and ole anderson who were in charge of wcw at the time bischoff was no better he had no idea what to do with good workers which is why in the end he submitted to vince shame reallly

[MrDemolitionMan]

Herd left way before this. Ole was never in overall charge, he just worked under Herd as a booker. Bischoff took over around the time of SuperBrawl 3, which was a few months before this.

[whizzkidteamstar]

you are wrong read wrestlecrap its all in there a great book

[MrDemolitionMan]

Trust me, Jim Herd left in either late 1991 or very early in 1992. K. Allen Frey was definately in charge by SuperBrawl II (Feb 92). Bill Watts took over around the time of WrestleWar '92 (May 92). Eric Bischoff replaced Watts around the time of SuperBrawl 3 (Feb 93).

I haven't read WrestleCrap the book, but if it says that Jim Herd was still in charge in 1993, it is wrong.

[mnemento]

Loving Sid's flip-flops @ 4:44. Really adds to his badass personality!

[francis6900]

col.parker rules the world

[spmcnelly]

i remember all of this when I was a kid...I loved Sting and Davey Boy as a tag team...I really thought Vader and Sid killed them

[bigjim5000]

Omg, this is so paedophilic its unbelivable. I bet sting and davey boy fucked those two little girls that saw the paedophile shark midget plant the bomb. Just imagine it. Get a good mental picture in your head as you read this. You fucking pervert!

[ChrisJ926]

This is definately top-shelf WrestleCrap material!! So terribly cheesy that it's funny, yet sad at the same time.

[ilovethestinger]

omg i love it ^^

[davethegrinder]

anyone remember in 96 when sid and vader had a feud over who had the better power bomb? this is better though ha.

[richardbywater]

One of the greatest wrestling-related videos I have ever seen next to 2 Cold Scorpio promo

[TheDDG]

Greatest thing I've ever seen.  Completely exposes the business, but in the funniest way possible.

[Adampro123]

OMG this is so great!

[bnprenaissance]

Powerful stuff.

[bergeracs1]

I bet de niro and pacino were shitting their selves after watching this classic film. wow those special effects with the boat were the best ive ever seen.

[jpkmets]

Man, we need these minds back in the sport.  Please Ted, form another fed!

[Davhol82]

POWERBOMB!POWERBOMB!POWERBOMB!­

[leodog82]

did that not get nominated for an oscar? its one of the best films ive ever seen.

[LoafOfPint]

You really need to upload the 'Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal' mini-movie (Jake Roberts and Sting at a bar) if you have it, complete the tri-fector of rubbish WCW mini-movies.

[gbro7]

This is funny yet painful to watch

[jonaxg]

This video was made courtesy of our world wide wrestling writing genious ERIC BISHOFF!

[crappytimesarehere]

bischoff didnt do this he was an annoucer then

[keithyw]

they need to have MST3K overdubbing on this. maybe it'd be a good intermission piece in Manos Hands of Fate?

[Sirhomolt]

Why does it turn into ECW, then WWF at the end LOL

[zed747]

= zero buys

Dear god that was bad!!

[badnewsbarnett]

Sting and Davey Boy on an island with a bunch of kids? Someone get Dateline

[mm123]

Great clip!!! This was so bad it was funny. Say, is that Carlos Mencia's midget? He kind of looks like him.

[goldzim]

I want to know how much crack the person who thought of this was on, and who in the hell thought that it was a good idea to promote a PPV.

[Dirrtysouth1]

After the explosion, the second girl they showed looked like some one was going down on her!

[adhfan75]

Boat Goes Boom! LOL! I've been looking for this for years! Hilarious!

Now if you can only find the storyline where Kevin Sullivan took Sting on a helicopter to meet his "Master" in an ice kingdom.

[SmokescreenNinjaz]

typical americana. all those people lack a soul.

[princesstamika]

More like early 90s wrestling, lol.

[richardbywater]

by FAR the greatest wrestling promo/segment of all time

[Jericho35678889]

Vince Mcmahon's limo death still can't top that

[michaelisajerk]

Does Sid have a perm?

[bigsidfan]

No, I think its naturally curly like that. He cut his hair short a little while ago and it still goes curly.

[michaelisajerk]

Thanks for clarifying that. Now can someone tell me if Vader is fat?

[TrevonBurtch]

LMFAO look at the girls acting at 8:16

[DonOfTheDead75]

Was I the only one hoping they'd die in the explosion? Or that the flaming debris would rain down on the idiots on the beach?

[PresidentBagel]

Na I was hoping they'd all die as well.

[michaelisajerk]

umm... one of the really is dead...

[ochoastl]

I loved how Bulldog clotheslined Sting to get him out of the way.

[Taupy]

yeah and how he jumped 20 feets in the air lol

[princesstamika]

I think i'd save my friends wby yelling "CHOSHU" and clotheslining them as hard as I could. Sounds logical. If Macho Man had done it. .. .

[NextLevelBoss]

Alot of folks talk so much about the WCW getting great in the late 90's, but seriously, it was all uphill from here.

[rhysieisace]

katie vick, all the bollocks wcw world title wins, the fucked up invasion, fucking about with goldberg, anything russo ever did, even shockmaster, nothing is as bad in the history of pro wrestling as this absolute fucking shite

[jmbtna1]

I am embarressed to be a wrestling fan.

[DocFunky]

"NAAAAH! WE'LL SEE YOU AT BEACH BLAST!!" God, how horrible.

[RobAota]

Still a timeless classic

[herculeshernandez]

WCW was trying VERY hard around '93, weren't they? It's like they looked at WWF with their terrible characters and said "dammit, we'll show them who can put out more shitty TV!".

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

I managed to make a few pizzas with this video, lawls

[HEDCASE107]

Midget fake sharks are always trouble!

[Arrowdodger]

Bulldog running around 7:44 made my day.

[bigsidfan]

Damn, if it wasn't for drunken Arn and his sissors, Sid would have stayed in WCW and beat Vader for the belt at Starrcade!

[hogarthy]

Sid & Vader took things too far when they bombed the boat, that is attempted murder.

[Scriptkilla]

surely the missed the greatest opportnity here to explain where the character of Shark Boy came from

[elchuckko]

That volleyball scene with Sting and Bulldog is almost as bad/gay as the volleyball scene in Top Gun. Even more disturbing seeing how there are kids involved. Hey Sting, whats goin on? The girl at the end looks like she is trying not to laugh after the boat explodes

[edgeandortonfan]

This is like smile time variety hour in wrestling....

[DaZ316x]

just wanted to note that this isn't from bash at the beach, it's from beach blast.

[governmentcheese61]

This HAD to be all a joke.

[Basssinger86]

Does Vader and Sid need to be in there wrestling attire while they are on the beach I mean Vader doesn't need his mask

[hotnite]

yeah but bassinger if you look closely sid is wearing a pair of flip flops showing that he at laest has some clue in beachwear!

[ThongBunz2]

how much did it pay to be a "power bomb" background chanter

[RavenMichaels]

Awesome at the end with ECW...

[trademark956]

I love the dramatic removal of the sunglasses

[SEDGE425]

lol this was beyond awful

[bWo4Life]

AH....back when wrestling was real

[RJT]

xD Hilarious

[weegiebored]

Thanks so much for uploading this, I've wanted to see it for years now.

[casper90242]

yay wcw at its best do u have the one where its sting and jake roberts with the laser beam eyes

[SlickRocka]

"Hi, what's your name?"

"My name is shark!"

lol. That has to be the single dumbest thing in wretsling history. Wow. Just wow.