A.V. Club Inventory: Creepy Babies

[moeezS]

How could it anything other than Trainspotting? Danny Boyle really peaked early.

[T1meW4st3d]

stupid hair

[JoseDCampa]

The one from The Fly wasn't really creepy. It was just gross.

[viking977]

yes, let's get back on drugs.

[donovan3955]

World Trade Center in this! For shame!

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

They did this before the last Harry Potter movie came out, obviously. Or they woulda mentioned aborted Voldemort.

[Skull0429]

The 2004 Dawn of the Dead has the grey baby with green eyes,right?

[MJCAndrew]

not sure i'm digging this format... I feel like this isn't in line with the rest of the "network's" videos... isn't it supposed to be news?

[SpacePope4]

Family Guy makes a referance to baby Don. I dont very well remember the episode, but Stewie becomes an alcoholic and is forced to stop cold. He then sees himself crawling on the ceiling like Don and thus ends the episode.

[noizyme]

FYI the baby from Trainspotting makes a reprise in another movie called 'The Acid House' featuring the writer of Trainspotting and Ewen Bremner (aka Spud). The movie is a series of 3 tales, but in Bremner's story, it's a "body-switch" tale in which Bremner's character switches minds with a baby's during an acid trip combined with a lightning storm.

[Kristhor]

damn that baby on the ceiling is creepy... :S geez...

[mablo420]

Grace should totally be on the list a breastfed baby that loves blood if you haven't seen it watch it and prepare for the ultimate creepy baby

[Mikevwhat]

The chick reminds me of Sarah from collegehumor

[b0010100b]

@Mikevwhat

yeah, a severely less "cute" Sarah.

lol

[MrTyWebb1]

2001: A Space Odyssey.

[sharemoreart]

starman

[godforge2003]

These droll hipsters make my soul cry.

[MrSideeffection]

Mutant master from Total Recall is a creepy baby :D

[SWEJEHTKCUF]

mexican babys are real creepy

[murf69]

@SWEJEHTKCUF Nice one deadshit

[SWEJEHTKCUF]

@murf69 well they are they look like muppets and they are always crying and all you can see is eyes and teeth spookey creatures

[XxPnuemaxX]

I never knew Ewan McGregor was in some kind of crazy heroine movie as an addict.

[kimilu1]

that chicks creeper then all the babies combined...

[zellmer]

It's worth it for the last line, even if the woman bringing up the simpsons was flat out annoying.

[philinthesilence]

why bring simpsons into it? talkin tv now?

[Silenus6]

eraserhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

*The Baby From Trainspotting accepted your Friend Request*

[interestingperson121]

Man I'd like to see that chick deepthroated

[NiklasEnhag]

Creepiest baby ever: Von Triers "Riget"

[smrphoto]

What about the baby from Dead Alive? That is definitely the creepiest!

[PimpMyParadigm]

id babysit don bc shes dead....super easy!

[MSgtGRiM]

Can't believe the weird egg-related baby in the Flaming Lips: Christmas on Mars wasn't included.

I guess there are creepier babies though.

[kidneycat]

The girl always has crappy contributions..

[colbent]

Gerald isn't creepy, and most of the clips shown are from the current "shit" era of The Simpsons. Ugh.

[dweek123]

Its Alive !!!!!

[thepoliticalstartrek]

What about the baby in Xtro!!

[GodsGuys]

What about Rosemary's Baby?

[docdcb]

Baby from 2001?

[TheSolarCompromise]

@docdcb yeah that baby was really odd

[sonic200990]

Spider baby.

[gpliao]

gerald rulz

[robotpanda77]

Babies are creepy in general. Nude bald humans with a bag of waste around wrapped around them.

[variously2]

Onion A.V. club is so stupid... an opportunity to mock and all they do is fawn over retarded shit like ex-freaks and geeks stars and fictional facebook friends. Pretty "Meh" reviews as well.

[lakeb0dom]

0:30 for scariest face ever..

[ALAPINO]

Fcuk this... I see a "CHIA MR T"-- DONE!

[urukzpower]

Dawn of the dead.

[JerFhilm]

WTF A Simpsons baby? Suck.

[TrevorISmehName]

why so un serious TheOnion ?

[LeonLovesIt]

dead baby jokes lol

[ChannelEySoOfficial]

this should be a real movie

[chaosmaster07]

Bundles of uncomfortable feelings.

[oneawesomefreak1]

I love Bright Lights, Big City. But the baby was so creepy.

MJF makes up for it by being completely gorgeous.

[CGuffin08]

i bang 7 gram rocks on a daily basis and i never lose. I live in a van down by the river and i like to do hood rat stuff with my friends. But most importantly, i like turtles. So you can run and tell that HOMEBOY!

[rashedly]

This is bizarre. Perhaps you should start a sister channel for your sister projects?

What ever happened to leaving "The Onion" just on continuous play for guaranteed explicitly funny shit?

[Demonat865]

starting at 3:53 is back to the future! come on doc! 1.21 gigiwatts!!!!!!! you now,,,, its a classic.... so your my uncle...... OH SHIT!!!! 1943!!!!!

[Bonez0r]

Wtf, where's the creepy baby from Braindead / Dead Alive?

[TheJDubrighthere]

Hey guys... cocane is bad. Or is it cocain?

[kissit012]

@TheJDubrighthere its cocaine.

[Counse]

Concludes with a well-timed dead baby joke. Excellent.

[newtownmack]

Wow, what an incredible waste of time that was.

[gbrendel]

No love for Baby Bowmen from 2001?

[EBOWARRIOR]

Get a HD camera dammit.

[amazemeplz]

Well...all I know is that Maggie kissed Gerald in one of the Valentines episodes.

Sure it was a way to end the episode, and they had wings and all...

But they kissed.

[PsychoJosh]

"Creepy baby"? That sounds like a horrendously redundant term, like "wet water".

All babies are creepy as fuck. I don't know why anyone would think otherwise. I have never seen a single human baby that I considered "cute". All of them are horrible, disturbing parodies of humanity. I can't stand those screaming, defecating, parasitic little demons.

[BarbaricGoose]

@PsychoJosh ...well said.

[kissit012]

@PsychoJosh but weren't you an infant at one (actually several) point in your life? its so weird that the ones who hate babies and are against life and procreation are already alive and well

[PsychoJosh]

@kissit012 What?? Are you saying I'm a "hypocrite" because I hate babies despite the fact that I was at one point in my life a baby? Please don't tell me you are really this fucking stupid. There's just no way in hell someone could be this much of a moron. You MUST be trolling. If not, I have lost all faith in humanity. Being a baby is not a lifestyle choice.

By the way, I don't know how you managed to construe my statements as being "anti-life and procreation", I only said I hate babies.

[Enderoff]

what about the zombie baby from dawn of the dead?

[Revisional]

And what about Marlon Wayans as a baby in "Little Big Man"? That was wayyy creepy! And the baby in "Basket Case"? They didn't think of a whole lot of 'em

[pheonixjc]

Thumbs up if you saw chia mr. T

[completelycivil]

The only baby missing is the creepy baby from the movie "Knocked up"!

[pr0kris]

Honestly, AV Club is the only reason I'm still subscribed to The Onion.

[216trixie]

@pr0kris Me too. The humor part has disappeared.

[rpadilla99ish]

before i watched this i was thinking they better do trainspotting. yes!

[edwinniwde25]

what about the baby from passion of the christ?!

[pete275]

dead babies, it's gold Jerry, gold!

[skaman125]

Oh snap... Is that an autographed poster of Andrew W.K.? This just hot my vote...

[JoeCfb]

the most awkward and boring trio of hosts ever

[lordtalon69]

Fuck the onion just sucks now RIP TheOnion.

[Taggerung81]

that chick is ugly and fucking worthless. get rid of that sloozy gutter slut

[BlueAllegory]

@Taggerung81 wow its not like the guys are really hotter either

[Sylar03]

The baby from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is creepy, but in a different sense of the word.

[sollyjim]

If you don't think Eraserhead is #1 then you should have been aborted.

[afcavegirl2002]

baby from "Knocked Up"



[hannahISthepanic]

heyy, it's hunt from Grey's anatomy.

[TheCavemanEtc]

Thanks for picking a baby I've never fucking heard of Genevieve. Then again, I haven't watched the Simpsons in 10 years...

[Azander137]

This isn't the onion.

[manaeldar]

Baby from Eraserhead should be number 1. Creepiest. Baby. Ever.

[therealblueninja]

@manaeldar yeah i couldn't believe it wasn't in there. maybe they thought it was too obvious

[hellointernet]

@manaeldar Agreed. The baby from the simpsons??? Seriously??

[hughgavinkicks]

@manaeldar indeed.



[johntobz]

Oh Trainspotting baby.. Scares the crap out of me..

[saimsuguy]

Hey, what about Arnold's baby in Junior? That was fucking horrifying.

[aimalkhan123]

i love the AV club.

[Sqirril]

They could have done this entire video just on Rug Rats.

[LeeCDylan]

For people who bitch and moan about these videos not fitting in with the Onion-if you had any sense had all you would see there is an "x" button on the front page next to your subscriptions. If you press it, the video will go and you don't have to watch! IT'S MAGIC!

[DragoonBoom]

@LeeCDylan These videos are better than the (current) Onion...

[RachetBeatz]

the onion needs its own tv channel

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

I can't think of a better example of great novel, shit movie than Bright Lights, Big City. Btw, you, the guy who reviewed it...you're a smarmy pants.

[camdogie]

this actually was pretty interesting - i usually don't watch this series, but i think I'll start.

[skillzgone2waste]

There is another one called "Grace" they didn't mention.

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

that simpson baby isnt creepy... what a dipstick

[FramedHamProductions]

@JBSauce I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that!!!

[FramedHamProductions]

I have to say the Star Child from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Very creepy.

[andrewdude1]

XD Eraserhead that's awesome

[TheD0RKNIGHT]

FRIEND THE BABY FROM TRAINSPOTTING! IT NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!

[InsaneInfadel]

How wasn't Eraserhead's baby one of the three shown. That thing is far more creepy than Gerald.

[BISlover544]

After seeing today's Onion Review, I think I'll stick to AV Club stuff now.

[ZPVM]

Av club should have there own channel

[sergi044]

@4:59 the comma baby looks like her lol

[sergi044]

holy shitt that first movies looks creepy

[Purplebeast824]

I made that Facebook page! Not joking.

[rickster798]

I like the Andrew W.K. poster in the background

[Sloomification]

Genevieve never contributes anything good. Ever.

[superblip]

@Sloomification "can't a creepy baby just be a creepy baby for the sake of being a creepy baby?"

I see what you mean

[TomaCukor]

@Sloomification she hot tho

[ButtercupMaude]

You guy's are awesome!!! The ending was great. We want more moments like this. It's fun to get the feeling that you guys are just are just a group of pals, hanging out, chatting about movie trivia. It gives a great feel to these videos. Keep up the good work!

[Elyzater]

Are they spoofing those lame movie reviewers or are there for real?. Damn, I can't believe I am asking this. Subtlety just went over my head.

Nevermind.

[TravisDGEdna]

What, no baby from Arnold's "Junior"? That freaked me out when I first saw it.

[AquariaSpirit]

@TravisDGEdna I was thinking the same thing.

[DoctorCataclysm]

Genevieve should wear lower cut shirts.

[frogg4269]

Coose life...choose the Jedi...choose the force......I chose heroin.

[balleslyng]

The zombie baby in "Braindead"...

[Kairukurumi]

@balleslyng Is that the one where the zombie priest and the zombie girl get it on in the dude's house?

[gabuks1]

all babies are creepy.

[griffinshaffer83]

The Arnold Schwarzenegger baby in Junior. Remember that thing?

[olfi500]

what about the arnold-headed baby from "Junior"?

[TheSashacat]

Creepy indeed! Makes me glad I didn't procreate,lol.

[MrMetsman060]

Where is Stewie Griffin?!!

[Kairukurumi]

@MrMetsman060 He's not creepy. He's funny.

[WorstCommenter2008]

Wow thanks close caption, baby porn translations are my fav...

In springfield but he's still pretty creepy especially if you're going to have sex.

Cannot unsee.

[DoDGeRys]

Wild female.

[MSQUEENTI]

damn rite creepy babies! creepy

[zionviller]

Does Kuato from Total Recall count as a creepy baby?

[Revisional]

@zionviller Right on!

[sqhschief]

The first guy is a fucking fag.

[BoredomBleedsDoodles]

I love how when The ONion first started posting AV videos, people were like "WTF THIS ISN'T NORMAL ONION STUFF!" but then they realized that AV is pretty and shut up.

[LazerFangs]

Soap MacTavish from MW2 was the one guy in Trainspottings voice. Not Obi-wan.

[ReverseHigh5er]

hey dawn? still dead? awesome!

[NormN354]

The baby from "Angel Heart" will stay in your mind.

[kingofchaos7]

Eraserhead Baby IS the creepiest baby no question I was just a deformed head with a body made of organ meat for crying out loud.

[MoltenPlastic]

@kingofchaos7 I was actually shocked that they wasted time on the Simpsons rather than mentioning Eraserhead!

[mysweetrhodora]

thumbs up if you friended the baby from trainspotting after seeing this

[NickJanosky]

are these all real movies????

[WarThemedRevolution]

@NickJanosky Yes, they are real movies.

[KitKatPack28]

what about the zombie baby from Dawn of The Dead??????

[montypython1533]

The Eraserhead baby totally should have been in this video...

[Antipsychiatry123]

That girl is pretty hot. I would like to make a creepy baby with her if you catch my drift.

[ericplayzbass2]

@Antipsychiatry123 i don't. please explain in greater detail using less hints.

[Seth2378]

where's the starchild?

[Mighty442]

How about the baby from Total Recall?!?

[Hi5536]

honestly... i dont really like the onion much anymore ever since they got a tv show and bc i dont have ifc. im a movie fan though and av club is one of the reasons why im still subscribe to the onion

[TheFunnyBanana]

thumbs up if you saw the Chia Mr. T in the background

[pnroyal]

I don't understand what the big deal is. I enjoy humor (which is why I subbed to The Onion) but I'm also a big movie fan... so its like a bonus that they have these AV Club videos as well. Who cares if its not its own channel, its the exact same thing as being its own channel only without having to be subscribed to it.

[haubro18]

@pnroyal You like Humor!? And you like movies?! Say, you wouldn't happen to like T.V as well would you?

[pnroyal]

@haubro18 No, actually I don't even have cable. The only time I watch TV is on Sundays during football season (SKOL VIKINGS!), otherwise anything else that would interest me I'll just wait until its released on DVD and pick up the entire season of it then.

[TheSuperCommentGuy]

@pnroyal Meh. I just don't care much for it.

[ManicTheManic]

@TheSuperCommentGuy then when you see "av club" just don't click on it, its not like their trying to trick you into watching it

[InformationPollution]

@pnroyal Because people shouldn't give a fuck about this bullshit.

[pnroyal]

@InformationPollution from the man who uploads Dungeons and Dragons videos. No offense man, but you can apply that statement to any video on YouTube. My videos, your videos, Onion Videos, A.V. Videos, its all a bunch of bullshit nobody should give a fuck about. So just stick to your bullshit & I'll stick to my bullshit & everything will be fine. Here is a tip, when you see "A.V. CLUB INVENTORY" in the title.... don't click the link 8-)

[InformationPollution]

@pnroyal I completely agree. The difference is that I'm one man uploading videos on a channel satirically titled "Information Pollution", and the AV Club sucks the cock of a multi-billion dollar industry involving tens of thousands of people who labor tirelessly to corrode the national soul. Everything on youtube is bullshit, but it's at least harmless, DIY bullshit. These people are being paid for their bullshit. Their children will be nourished with bullshit. Fuck that! Nah I'm just playin'.

[ThatGuyFromAustria]

@pnroyal, yeah, so, if you buy a breakfast-cereal, why not also get a pair of, i don't know, shoelaces with it. If you don't wan'em, you can always throw them away…

[216trixie]

@pnroyal All true, except the comedy part of this channel has disappeared. Nothing funny anymore.

[WeEatBrainz]

Cross promotion?

this does not seem like the onion's humor, just a normal movie show

it needs a seperate channel

[RMSanford]

I love this series!! Even if they put this on a separate channel I would subscribe to it. :)

[smartarse001]

metafourfingersupyerarsehole!



[TheExecutiveDecision]

What about GRACE?

[bbrockchalk02]

I was thinking the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Star child is pretty creepy.

[chuckinator11]

HAHAHA THEY HAVE A CHIA MR T!

[ptwob]

i thought someone would mention the baby in the bubble from 2001 a space odyssey